I broke the male god

The old cadre has been a little melancholy recently. He has never chased anyone. He was born with a golden spoon in his mouth. When it was good, I found that there was no way to start.

Too direct for fear of scaring the other party away, too tactful for fear of no effect.

So the troubled old cadre asked straightforwardly during a dinner: "I am very interested in a person recently, how can I pursue it most effectively?"

This sentence is undoubtedly like a depth bomb, blowing everyone into a daze.

Young Master: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Butler: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Maid abcde:Σ(°△°|||)︴

The entire dining room fell into an eerie silence...

Young Master: Huh?Did I get it wrong?Uncle... At the time of menopause, I finally have a spring heart!

Steward: Longevity!Sir actually asked me such a profound question!The old man is too old to answer what to do!Will I be fired?Which old driver can take me?

Maid abcde: I can smell □□~

"First of all, it must start with dating."

The young master cleared his throat and said seriously.

"A date?" Shen suddenly repeated, "Watching a movie or something?"

"It's too vulgar, not creative, and the first date should go to some beautiful place."

"Scenery……"

Maid a: "It's a good outing!"

Maid b: "Picnic is also good!"

Maid c: "Invite more people, the other party will be more unsuspecting."

Shen Suran tapped his index finger on the table rhythmically, listening very carefully.

"Then make it Saturday."

"No, no, sir, the dating process is not like this. You have to make an appointment first, and then the date. You can't make a unilateral decision..." the butler said in panic.

"Oh, how about a date?"

Maid a: "Usually make an appointment by phone or in person."

Maid b: "Let's call and make an appointment in person, what if the other party is shy?"

Shen Suoran (taking out the phone): "It makes sense."

Young Master & Butler & Maids: Σ(°△°|||)︴Do you want to call now? !

At this moment, Su Cheng was eating potato chips and watching a football game at home, when he suddenly received a call.

"Hey?"

"Xiao Cheng."

"Ah, Mr. Shen, what's the matter?"

"I'll pick you up this Saturday..." Before Shen Suran could finish speaking, he was suddenly interrupted by a roar——

"Stop, stop, stop! That's not the way to make an appointment!"

Then there was the chaotic sound of hands and feet, and then the phone was hung up.

"? What the hell?" Su Cheng picked out his ears, with a puzzled expression on his face...

After 1 minute, the phone rang again, it was still Shen Suran.

"Xiaocheng, do you like picnics?" At this moment, Shen suddenly looked at the reminder card in the butler's hand with a blank expression.Shen En and the maids stood beside them and nodded vigorously in unison—hmm!That's right! .

"Picnic?" Su Cheng scratched his chin, "Like the spring outing in middle school? I like it."

"Then are you free this Saturday?" Shen Suran continued to read according to the prompt.

"Saturday?" Although Su Cheng didn't understand what was going on, he still answered truthfully, "I'm free."

"Xiao En and I went to have a picnic in Linhu Park on Saturday. If possible, can you join us? Xiao En said that I haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss you very much."

"Yeah, okay." Su Cheng readily agreed, he really hasn't gone out to relax for a long time, thinking that the scenery of Linhu Park is very good, it should be nice to have a picnic there.

"Then I'll pick you up on Saturday afternoon."

"Ok."

Seeing that Shen Suran finished reading it word by word, the housekeeper heaved a sigh of relief and threw away the reminder card.

done!Sir did it!

Everyone held each other's hands tightly as if they had successfully bid for the Olympic Games, and they were even more excited than Shen Suanran.

Young Master: "I was so nervous just now, my hands were shaking!"

Butler: "Should live, old man's maiden heart..."

Maids: "Our family is going to have a mistress! Just thinking about it makes me excited!"

Shen Suran replied lightly, "Who said it was the hostess?"

Then they left the crowd in a mess in the wind and walked away.

Shen En: "Huh?"

Butler: "Eh??"

Maid: "Huh???"

Shen En: "By the way, who is the name that uncle called just now? Xiao Chen?"

Butler: "Young minister?"

Maid: "Xiaochen?"

So everyone fell into the whirlpool of mystery about who the hostess is...

Saturday came quickly as promised, and many parents took their children out for a picnic on the lawn of Linhu Park.

Su Cheng took a deep breath of fresh air as soon as he got out of the car, feeling very comfortable: "Mr. Shen, the sun is so nice today. The weather forecast said there would be showers today, and I was worried for a long time."

Shen Suran then got out of the car, and when he saw the young man stretching himself in the sun, his eyes softened unconsciously: "When will the weather forecast be accurate?"

"...haha, that's true~"

And when Shen En, who was waiting in the park early, saw his uncle showing up with Su Cheng, he was in a bad mood: "What, what! You, you... I... he... he..."

Su Cheng stretched out his hand and shook in front of the dull young master: "Why are you in a daze?"

Shen Suran calmly explained: "Don't worry about him, he's just stupid in reading."

"Ah..." Su Cheng patted him on the shoulder, "The senior year is so pitiful."

Shen En: "..."

The butler cast a sympathetic look, as if saying with his eyes: "Young master, you are just making up the number, so stop talking today."

Several people found an open space by the lake. The butler spread the picnic mats prepared in advance on the grass, and there was a barbecue grill next to it. It was provided by the park, similar to the roadside barbecue stalls at the entrance of the alley. Tourists can use it if necessary Go to the nearby shop to buy ingredients.

However, the uncles and nephews who were born in a wealthy family obviously have never eaten a roadside barbecue stall, so when they saw the dark barbecue grill, they almost showed disgusted expressions—God, there must be so many bacteria on it kill people.

Su Cheng's eyes lit up: "Wow, there is a barbecue grill, shall we have a barbecue?"

Shen En shook his head again and again - no, no, he doesn't want to touch such dirty things!

But as soon as he turned his head, he saw Shen suddenly smiling like a spring breeze: "Lambo, go to the store to buy some ingredients."

Ahhhh, how did the rebellion become so fast!As if it wasn't him who showed the disgusted expression just now!

Shen En roared in his heart - this perverted old man who has no principles at all!

So 10 minutes later, several people were processing the ingredients around the grill.

They said they were dealing with it together, but basically it was Su Cheng and the housekeeper who were doing it, while the Shen family's uncle and nephew had a complicated expression of "what is this" and "what the hell is this".

When Su Cheng took out a bunch of Flammulina velutipes from the fresh-keeping bag, Shen En screamed in disbelief: "How come there is dirt on them? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)!"

Su Cheng and the butler silently sighed in their hearts, young master, young master, otherwise, do you think that every kind of food is clean when it comes out of the soil?

The two of them glanced at each other and made eye contact—well~ After all, they are young, and it is understandable that they lack life experience.

At this moment, Shen Suran's moderate voice came. He looked at Flammulina velutipes and frowned deeply: "There is dirt on this stuff?"

Su Cheng & Butler: "..."

Forget it, you have to understand that such people do exist in the world...

When everything was baked and ready to eat, Shen En's view of the world was completely overturned—oh my god!How could there be such a delicious thing in the world! ! ! !

Such rough food!This kind of unclean taste is really... handsome!

The young master who opened the door to the new world has since fallen in love with roadside stall barbecue, and brought those rich children from aristocratic schools to eat all over the streets and alleys... so that for a while, roadside stalls became a new trend among nobles...

"Did you know that Flammulina velutipes are covered with mud before they are cooked!"

"Eh, really? It's amazing!"

“The food of the commoners is simply delicious!”

(Su Cheng: Damn mentally retarded)

Cough, of course, this is all for later, let’s say that after the first barbecue experience in Linhu Park, the butler took Shen En, who had a stomachache from eating too much, to the toilet, leaving Su Cheng and Shen Suran behind.

They sat by the lake together, admiring the beautiful scenery.At that time, the sun was just right, and the lake surface was sparkling.There were constant sounds of children playing around, at this moment Su Cheng felt... this was the peace and tranquility he had never had before.

He thought he would spend the whole day in such a peaceful way today, but he was wrong, because something unexpected happened to him immediately...

Shen Suran's hand covered the back of his hand at this moment.

When that warm touch touched him for the first time,

The waves on the lake made him almost blind... Su Cheng was stunned for half a second... Eh?What, what?

He was so stiff that he couldn't move, and he was taken aback—impossible, he must have touched it by accident...

So he quietly wanted to move his hand away, but Shen suddenly took his hand directly.

This time Su Cheng is not calm - what the hell... what's going on!