Blame me for the grass growing on my head
Chapter 3 Green Hair
She stared at the hat on Lin Meng's head: "Who wears a hat at work?"
Lin Meng scratched her head and said nothing.
Wang Hong's face immediately pulled down, very unhappy: "What do you mean? I'll let you take it off!"
Lin Meng clutched his hat and said unhappily, "Then I'll take it off when I go back."
Wang Hong's face was not very good-looking. After all, she was concerned about the lack of staff in the store, so she didn't say anything.
After the training camp, Xiao Zhou, a colleague who lived next door to him, pushed him: "Hey! This time you are in a terrible situation. You offended her on the first day you came here."
Lin Meng wondered: "She is very powerful? Why is it miserable?"
Xiao Zhou looked at him like a fool: "Nonsense! That's the foreman! We are all in her charge. Don't look down on the store manager, but the store manager seldom comes. She is very dull and stubborn. Finally I like to emphasize discipline. Take off your hat quickly."
"No, I can't pick it now." The tip of the leaf on his head is still there!
Alas, it would be great if I found a partner earlier and passed the estrus period, then I can take Ye Ye back.
Xiao Zhou was speechless: "She gave a clear warning. If you don't take it off, you will probably be fired. I didn't say that, and you are not bald, why do you have to wear a hat?"
Lin Meng's eyes were attracted by the humanoid sculpture at the entrance of the store, and he said excitedly, "Hey! Why is this man's hair like this?"
Xiao Zhou looked at it and was speechless: "It's designed like this! Colorful hair! Of course you can also dye it like this."
He just said that casually, but Lin Meng looked at him brightly: "Really? Can it be dyed like this?"
Xiao Zhou was extremely horrified: "Isn't it you? What's so good about this hair?? Are you sure about the afro?"
Lin Meng looked at the sculpture intently: "Well, it would be better if it was green."
Xiao Zhou's eyes became even weirder. Well, he knows how terrible this guy's aesthetics are.
Lin Meng looked at him expectantly: "Where do you think I'm going to get dyed like this?"
Xiao Zhou swallowed, trying to persuade him: "No, it's not easy to dye this hair back after it's been dyed. It's worth hundreds of dollars per dye!"
Lin Meng counted with his fingers. Yesterday the store manager told him that because of the cover, his salary is ten yuan per hour, so...it will take a long time to save enough money!But these days he has to take off his hat!
"But no, I must! Otherwise I won't take off my hat!"
The new colleague has so many eccentricities, Xiao Zhou struggled to come up with an idea: "How about...you buy a wig? A few dozen will be enough, and it's cheap." The point is that you can change it at any time.
So in the afternoon, people in the store discovered that the new colleague had arrived with a green afro on his head.
There was an eerie silence in the store.
Xiao Zhou shrank his neck.He didn't want to recall the experience of accompanying this person to buy wigs at noon.What to choose is not good, choose an afro!What to choose is not good, choose forgiveness color!
Lin Meng was so nervous that he didn't feel anything.He happily let the tip of the leaf shake freely.
The fluffy hair blocks his leaves, and the tender green he specially picked is the same color as the tips of his leaves. He cut a small hole in the wig to let the tips of the leaves stick out, so that it can breathe without being noticed !What a wit he is!
"What are you all doing here? Not working?" Wang Hong came over and scolded.Carefully look at the store manager next to him.
But seeing the store manager staring blankly at the front, Wang Hong followed suit, seeing the new arrival's new look, her throat choked up.
Under the shocking fluffy hair, Lin Meng opened a pair of innocent big eyes.The face is small.
Wang Hong was in a hurry: "If I told you to take off your hat, would you wear this hairstyle?"
The store manager woke up with a start, and quickly turned his eyes away from the hair color with hot eyes, and moved to the delicate facial features under the hair, feeling regretful.What a handsome child, but a fool.
At this time, a child walked by, took his mother's hand and pointed at Lin Meng, saying, "Mom! That brother's hair is the same as the people outside!"
The store manager saw it, and it really was, it was exactly the same as the sculpture outside.He smiled happily: "It's just right, Lin Meng, right? You don't need to work, you can stand outside."
So Lin Meng's new colleague became the grinning statue outside.
Lin Meng welcomes the change of work content very much.Although I only worked for a few hours yesterday, my back is sore and uncomfortable.
It's better to be outside, as long as you stand there and do nothing.so easy!
It's just that someone keeps stopping to take a picture of him with their mobile phone.But he didn't care about it, his leaf tip was waving freely above his head, there was a lot of carbon dioxide on the road!The black gas emitted by that car is a good thing!
The store manager is super nice, and he will bring him water with a smile and tell him that he has worked hard, so that he can sit on the sculpture next to him instead of standing in the hot weather.
After sitting comfortably all afternoon, in the evening, the store manager settled the salary, which was actually two hundred!
The store manager patted him on the shoulder with a smile: "The young man did a good job today! Give me a raise!"
Lin Meng happily accepted it.When the person left, he asked Xiao Zhou: "I didn't work as hard today as yesterday, why did I work harder than yesterday?"
Xiao Zhou covered his mouth and smiled: "Because your green hair adds a unique scenery to the store. It attracts many customers." These days, there are not many people who take the initiative to put green light on their heads...
"Why don't you do such a good thing?" Lin Meng is a good boy, and he likes to share good things with his companions.
This is really a proposition, Xiao Zhou pretended to be deep: "That's because - I am not as good-looking as you."
Lin Meng was caught off guard by the compliment, blushed, and grabbed Ye Ye through the wig, "No~~"
Lin Meng was still a smart kid who drew inferences from one instance, so he asked, "Then is there such a job where you can collect money at one stop?"
"Of course, the front desk, the more beautiful the more high-end places, the higher the salary. Hey! Tianjiao Group, you know? Their boss is Yan Kong, and it is said that the front desk salary is [-] a month!"
"Wow! If only I could go!"
Xiao Zhou poured cold water: "People don't want men. And just women are robbed by a bunch of people. It is said that there are many white and rich beauties."
Seeing that he was disappointed, I teased him: "But there is one place that wants men, Angel Pavilion!" Angel Pavilion is the most famous gay bar in this city.
"Really?"
Xiao Zhou hurriedly stopped him: "Don't go! Children are not allowed to go there."
"Okay," he said, his eyes rolling, hum!He is no longer a child, if he is not allowed to go, he will go!
Xiao Zhou was still on duty that night. Lin Meng grabbed the 200 yuan and went out.He went shopping today and saw a lot of delicious and fun things!But they are all very expensive!And I bought a wig at noon, and Xiao Zhou helped him with it.He needs to make money quickly.
"Mom." Shen Jun was depressed.Looking at the family in front of him with an unkind expression,
Fang Yuting pinched him and tried to smooth things over: "I'm sorry, my A Jun is too tired from work today, so don't worry about it. He is usually fine!"
Listening to his mother's eloquent introduction of himself to the other party, and seeing the shyness on the face of the woman on the other side getting more and more embarrassing, Shen Jun felt a little irritated in his heart.
Standing up abruptly, Fang Yuting's words stopped abruptly, she looked at him warningly, ignored him solemnly, and said coldly: "I still have something to do, you can do whatever you want."
Turn around and leave.
When getting in the car, the phone came as scheduled, Shen Jun opened it and put it aside, allowing the other party to scold non-stop.Shen Jun's face was getting darker and darker in the car, and he dialed the number after Fang Yuting finished cursing: "Come out for a drink? Go to my place."
"Ah."
The English words on the bottle of Angels are reflected in the magical lights.Shen Jun shook his wine glass and asked casually: "Why are you bored?"
Zhao Yueyan drank it all in one gulp, his already gloomy face became even more gloomy.Still did not speak.
Lu Ying smiled and said, "What else can I do?"
Shen Jun met Lu's eyes helplessly. In fact, he could guess what was going on. In the past two years, this brother mentioned a person's name more and more.The bad thing is that the falling flowers are deliberate, and the flowing water is ruthless.
Shen Jun patted him on the shoulder: "If you need to talk to your buddies."
"No!" Zhao Yueyan replied coldly.
Shen Jun and Lu Ying didn't care.Zhao Yueyan is like this, too proud, it's not that the brothers didn't want to help him, but this person always hides habitually.I can't help if I want to, I can only watch my brother suffer from lovesickness.
This can't be helped, Lu Ying didn't have any troubles, so he asked Shen Jun: "What about you? What's the matter with you?"
Shen Jun has always been a winner in life, the so-called child of other people's family.All the way to high school with excellent grades back then, when they were still honestly going to university in China, this person went abroad to study in a prestigious school.When they went abroad to study for a master's degree, this person actually started his own business.
After graduating from graduate school, he can only play in the family business. This person has already started a business by himself and went public two years ago.I heard that it will break into the top [-] recently.
Compared with the general manager who is working hard every day, this person is almost as if he is cheating.
Today, he even took the initiative to ask for a drink, which shows that he is extremely depressed.
"It's not just a matter of urging marriage."
Pour yourself a glass of wine, "My mother is getting more and more crazy. Yesterday she actually said that she went to another place and came back by train and asked me to pick it up. But she remembered the wrong time. I waited for a while and left when I found something wrong. It’s over. But she didn’t finish, she actually lied to me that I was sick in the afternoon, and hurriedly called me back from the company. When I arrived at the place, I saw that everyone was fine, and there was an extra family with a daughter!”
After taking a big gulp of spirits, "This day is too frustrating!"
Lu Ying smiled unkindly: "Who made you cold-hearted haha."
"Fart frigidity! I'm obsessed with my career and don't want to fall in love. Women are annoying when they cry."
Lu Ying nodded: "That's right, you just like tough men! Look at this bar you open?"
Well, that's right, he also opened this angel house.There's nothing wrong with being a winner in life.
Shen Jun leaned back on the backrest to ease his drunken state, "I did it purely to annoy my mother. Who told her to line up this bunch of people at the front desk for me?"
Lu Ying chuckled, "Who in Beijing doesn't know that you Tianjiao Group's front desk is the most expensive haha! It's rumored that you are romantic."
Shen Jun squinted at him: "Is it you who is flirtatious? Oh, I said, are you a brother? Are you making fun of me?"
Lu Ying smiled: "Then why don't you say how to solve it? Just follow your mother and find someone to be with you. Don't care about men and women, let's break your body first, lest your mother always worry about your frigidity hahaha .”
Zhao Yueyan, who had been drinking all the time, squinted his eyes: "Don't listen to him! Don't be like me when the time comes..." His eyes were dim, and then he fell drunk on the table.
The author has something to say:
Lin Meng: There is a large green grassland above my head!It looks good!
Lin Meng scratched her head and said nothing.
Wang Hong's face immediately pulled down, very unhappy: "What do you mean? I'll let you take it off!"
Lin Meng clutched his hat and said unhappily, "Then I'll take it off when I go back."
Wang Hong's face was not very good-looking. After all, she was concerned about the lack of staff in the store, so she didn't say anything.
After the training camp, Xiao Zhou, a colleague who lived next door to him, pushed him: "Hey! This time you are in a terrible situation. You offended her on the first day you came here."
Lin Meng wondered: "She is very powerful? Why is it miserable?"
Xiao Zhou looked at him like a fool: "Nonsense! That's the foreman! We are all in her charge. Don't look down on the store manager, but the store manager seldom comes. She is very dull and stubborn. Finally I like to emphasize discipline. Take off your hat quickly."
"No, I can't pick it now." The tip of the leaf on his head is still there!
Alas, it would be great if I found a partner earlier and passed the estrus period, then I can take Ye Ye back.
Xiao Zhou was speechless: "She gave a clear warning. If you don't take it off, you will probably be fired. I didn't say that, and you are not bald, why do you have to wear a hat?"
Lin Meng's eyes were attracted by the humanoid sculpture at the entrance of the store, and he said excitedly, "Hey! Why is this man's hair like this?"
Xiao Zhou looked at it and was speechless: "It's designed like this! Colorful hair! Of course you can also dye it like this."
He just said that casually, but Lin Meng looked at him brightly: "Really? Can it be dyed like this?"
Xiao Zhou was extremely horrified: "Isn't it you? What's so good about this hair?? Are you sure about the afro?"
Lin Meng looked at the sculpture intently: "Well, it would be better if it was green."
Xiao Zhou's eyes became even weirder. Well, he knows how terrible this guy's aesthetics are.
Lin Meng looked at him expectantly: "Where do you think I'm going to get dyed like this?"
Xiao Zhou swallowed, trying to persuade him: "No, it's not easy to dye this hair back after it's been dyed. It's worth hundreds of dollars per dye!"
Lin Meng counted with his fingers. Yesterday the store manager told him that because of the cover, his salary is ten yuan per hour, so...it will take a long time to save enough money!But these days he has to take off his hat!
"But no, I must! Otherwise I won't take off my hat!"
The new colleague has so many eccentricities, Xiao Zhou struggled to come up with an idea: "How about...you buy a wig? A few dozen will be enough, and it's cheap." The point is that you can change it at any time.
So in the afternoon, people in the store discovered that the new colleague had arrived with a green afro on his head.
There was an eerie silence in the store.
Xiao Zhou shrank his neck.He didn't want to recall the experience of accompanying this person to buy wigs at noon.What to choose is not good, choose an afro!What to choose is not good, choose forgiveness color!
Lin Meng was so nervous that he didn't feel anything.He happily let the tip of the leaf shake freely.
The fluffy hair blocks his leaves, and the tender green he specially picked is the same color as the tips of his leaves. He cut a small hole in the wig to let the tips of the leaves stick out, so that it can breathe without being noticed !What a wit he is!
"What are you all doing here? Not working?" Wang Hong came over and scolded.Carefully look at the store manager next to him.
But seeing the store manager staring blankly at the front, Wang Hong followed suit, seeing the new arrival's new look, her throat choked up.
Under the shocking fluffy hair, Lin Meng opened a pair of innocent big eyes.The face is small.
Wang Hong was in a hurry: "If I told you to take off your hat, would you wear this hairstyle?"
The store manager woke up with a start, and quickly turned his eyes away from the hair color with hot eyes, and moved to the delicate facial features under the hair, feeling regretful.What a handsome child, but a fool.
At this time, a child walked by, took his mother's hand and pointed at Lin Meng, saying, "Mom! That brother's hair is the same as the people outside!"
The store manager saw it, and it really was, it was exactly the same as the sculpture outside.He smiled happily: "It's just right, Lin Meng, right? You don't need to work, you can stand outside."
So Lin Meng's new colleague became the grinning statue outside.
Lin Meng welcomes the change of work content very much.Although I only worked for a few hours yesterday, my back is sore and uncomfortable.
It's better to be outside, as long as you stand there and do nothing.so easy!
It's just that someone keeps stopping to take a picture of him with their mobile phone.But he didn't care about it, his leaf tip was waving freely above his head, there was a lot of carbon dioxide on the road!The black gas emitted by that car is a good thing!
The store manager is super nice, and he will bring him water with a smile and tell him that he has worked hard, so that he can sit on the sculpture next to him instead of standing in the hot weather.
After sitting comfortably all afternoon, in the evening, the store manager settled the salary, which was actually two hundred!
The store manager patted him on the shoulder with a smile: "The young man did a good job today! Give me a raise!"
Lin Meng happily accepted it.When the person left, he asked Xiao Zhou: "I didn't work as hard today as yesterday, why did I work harder than yesterday?"
Xiao Zhou covered his mouth and smiled: "Because your green hair adds a unique scenery to the store. It attracts many customers." These days, there are not many people who take the initiative to put green light on their heads...
"Why don't you do such a good thing?" Lin Meng is a good boy, and he likes to share good things with his companions.
This is really a proposition, Xiao Zhou pretended to be deep: "That's because - I am not as good-looking as you."
Lin Meng was caught off guard by the compliment, blushed, and grabbed Ye Ye through the wig, "No~~"
Lin Meng was still a smart kid who drew inferences from one instance, so he asked, "Then is there such a job where you can collect money at one stop?"
"Of course, the front desk, the more beautiful the more high-end places, the higher the salary. Hey! Tianjiao Group, you know? Their boss is Yan Kong, and it is said that the front desk salary is [-] a month!"
"Wow! If only I could go!"
Xiao Zhou poured cold water: "People don't want men. And just women are robbed by a bunch of people. It is said that there are many white and rich beauties."
Seeing that he was disappointed, I teased him: "But there is one place that wants men, Angel Pavilion!" Angel Pavilion is the most famous gay bar in this city.
"Really?"
Xiao Zhou hurriedly stopped him: "Don't go! Children are not allowed to go there."
"Okay," he said, his eyes rolling, hum!He is no longer a child, if he is not allowed to go, he will go!
Xiao Zhou was still on duty that night. Lin Meng grabbed the 200 yuan and went out.He went shopping today and saw a lot of delicious and fun things!But they are all very expensive!And I bought a wig at noon, and Xiao Zhou helped him with it.He needs to make money quickly.
"Mom." Shen Jun was depressed.Looking at the family in front of him with an unkind expression,
Fang Yuting pinched him and tried to smooth things over: "I'm sorry, my A Jun is too tired from work today, so don't worry about it. He is usually fine!"
Listening to his mother's eloquent introduction of himself to the other party, and seeing the shyness on the face of the woman on the other side getting more and more embarrassing, Shen Jun felt a little irritated in his heart.
Standing up abruptly, Fang Yuting's words stopped abruptly, she looked at him warningly, ignored him solemnly, and said coldly: "I still have something to do, you can do whatever you want."
Turn around and leave.
When getting in the car, the phone came as scheduled, Shen Jun opened it and put it aside, allowing the other party to scold non-stop.Shen Jun's face was getting darker and darker in the car, and he dialed the number after Fang Yuting finished cursing: "Come out for a drink? Go to my place."
"Ah."
The English words on the bottle of Angels are reflected in the magical lights.Shen Jun shook his wine glass and asked casually: "Why are you bored?"
Zhao Yueyan drank it all in one gulp, his already gloomy face became even more gloomy.Still did not speak.
Lu Ying smiled and said, "What else can I do?"
Shen Jun met Lu's eyes helplessly. In fact, he could guess what was going on. In the past two years, this brother mentioned a person's name more and more.The bad thing is that the falling flowers are deliberate, and the flowing water is ruthless.
Shen Jun patted him on the shoulder: "If you need to talk to your buddies."
"No!" Zhao Yueyan replied coldly.
Shen Jun and Lu Ying didn't care.Zhao Yueyan is like this, too proud, it's not that the brothers didn't want to help him, but this person always hides habitually.I can't help if I want to, I can only watch my brother suffer from lovesickness.
This can't be helped, Lu Ying didn't have any troubles, so he asked Shen Jun: "What about you? What's the matter with you?"
Shen Jun has always been a winner in life, the so-called child of other people's family.All the way to high school with excellent grades back then, when they were still honestly going to university in China, this person went abroad to study in a prestigious school.When they went abroad to study for a master's degree, this person actually started his own business.
After graduating from graduate school, he can only play in the family business. This person has already started a business by himself and went public two years ago.I heard that it will break into the top [-] recently.
Compared with the general manager who is working hard every day, this person is almost as if he is cheating.
Today, he even took the initiative to ask for a drink, which shows that he is extremely depressed.
"It's not just a matter of urging marriage."
Pour yourself a glass of wine, "My mother is getting more and more crazy. Yesterday she actually said that she went to another place and came back by train and asked me to pick it up. But she remembered the wrong time. I waited for a while and left when I found something wrong. It’s over. But she didn’t finish, she actually lied to me that I was sick in the afternoon, and hurriedly called me back from the company. When I arrived at the place, I saw that everyone was fine, and there was an extra family with a daughter!”
After taking a big gulp of spirits, "This day is too frustrating!"
Lu Ying smiled unkindly: "Who made you cold-hearted haha."
"Fart frigidity! I'm obsessed with my career and don't want to fall in love. Women are annoying when they cry."
Lu Ying nodded: "That's right, you just like tough men! Look at this bar you open?"
Well, that's right, he also opened this angel house.There's nothing wrong with being a winner in life.
Shen Jun leaned back on the backrest to ease his drunken state, "I did it purely to annoy my mother. Who told her to line up this bunch of people at the front desk for me?"
Lu Ying chuckled, "Who in Beijing doesn't know that you Tianjiao Group's front desk is the most expensive haha! It's rumored that you are romantic."
Shen Jun squinted at him: "Is it you who is flirtatious? Oh, I said, are you a brother? Are you making fun of me?"
Lu Ying smiled: "Then why don't you say how to solve it? Just follow your mother and find someone to be with you. Don't care about men and women, let's break your body first, lest your mother always worry about your frigidity hahaha .”
Zhao Yueyan, who had been drinking all the time, squinted his eyes: "Don't listen to him! Don't be like me when the time comes..." His eyes were dim, and then he fell drunk on the table.
The author has something to say:
Lin Meng: There is a large green grassland above my head!It looks good!
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