Blame me for the grass growing on my head

The little cutie, with a big pile of green hair on her head, smacked his face enthusiastically, "Let's do it again!"

Shen Jun stretched out his arms to hug him, satisfied, the little cutie is so enthusiastic about him, there's no need to lock it up, it's all his anyway.

Unexpectedly, the next day, the little guy touched his hair, and suddenly removed the green grass, and said happily: "I won't wear a hood anymore!"

Shen Jun raised his eyes and saw nothing on his head, his jet-black hair was no different from ordinary people, he was very puzzled why he had been hiding for so long.

Lin Meng begged for attention and kicked him with his foot: "Hey! I don't need to wear a hat anymore! I don't need to wear a wig either!"

Shen Jun pulled his feet away, then stroked his hair with those hands, and praised: "Very good."

Lin Meng was disgusted: "You are so dirty! Just touched my feet and then touched my head!" Don't you know how precious his head is?That's where the leaves grow!

Shen Jun: "...I didn't dislike your feet."

"Hmph." Lin Meng ignored him and jumped off the bed: "I don't care about you! I'll go to school! Oh no! You don't need to wear a hat!" She ran away happily.It's been almost a month, and finally liberated!

Shen Jun's face was black and angry.I feel a little aggrieved by being used and thrown away.

How about making a chain to lock people up?

"Heh..." Lin Meng yawned.Tears welled up in the eyes, watery.

Zhao Yuelin had just finished a round, when he looked back, he asked casually, "Little brother, have you often been sleepy lately?"

Lin Meng nodded, picked up the snacks on the table and ate them all.

Zhao Yuelin laughed at him: "You are not like them who have to review for the exam. You eat, sleep and play like me every day. You don't play games. I am very energetic. Why are you so bad?"

Lin Meng curled her lips: "I'm the same as you? My physique is poor!" He recently discovered that the physique of the people on Earth is very good, unlike their congenital deficiencies in Baicao Country.

Zhao Yuelin looked at his thin arms and legs, and nodded.also yes.

Lin Meng lazily leaned back on the chair, a regular customer for a month gave him a very comfortable "throne" in this Internet cafe, the soft backrest was comfortable, he felt very comfortable with his full stomach , the leaves on the head are ready to move,

Huh?

Lin Meng opened his eyes and reached out to touch his hair. Zhao Yuelin asked, "What's the matter? It's been a long time since you paid attention to your hair." Seeing that his hair was black and shiny, he reached out to touch it.

Lin Meng quickly dodged and glared at him: "Don't touch it!"

Zhao Yuelin leaned on him: "Why? Are you a tiger head and can't be touched?"

Lin Meng ignored him.I rubbed the place where the leaves grew, and made sure that it was like when he first sprouted, it was itchy as if something wanted to break out of the ground, it was the leaves that wanted to stand out.

Lin Meng blinked and said, "Play by yourself, I'm going back."

Zhao Yuelin: "Isn't it? You're so stingy, why don't I just touch your head and you'll leave? Huh?"

Lin Meng walked away quickly.Zhao Yuelin had no choice but to play games depressed.

As Lin Meng walked, he thought about what his uncle said in the past.Generally speaking, an adult Baicao countryman can freely expand and contract the body symbol, and there is only one situation where he wants to stand out for no reason-he is pregnant!

He is pregnant?He is pregnant!He has a baby!

The big eyes are full of joy, he actually has a baby!He wanted to jump up happily, but he restrained himself so as not to bump the baby in his stomach.

Hahaha!He was actually pregnant!

Didn't expect it to be so easy!

It is difficult to conceive offspring in Baicao country, and it is also difficult to raise them, which leads to fewer and fewer people in Baicao country.So far there are less than 100 people.The arrival of every baby brings great joy to people.

It's a pity I can't tell others now.My brother and uncle are not there either.

Grinning his mouth stopped, he stood at the side of the road in a daze, so who was he going to tell?

He took out his phone and called again, but still no connection.

He froze on the side of the road holding his mobile phone.This... how to do?

He tried hard to think about what other people in Baicao Country did. Apart from telling his family, he also had to guard the child with his partner.yes!The birth of a child must be guarded by a partner!

He stood hesitantly in front of the house.Baicao country's children need a lot of nutrients, so the mother's body cannot hide its body characteristics during pregnancy, just to facilitate the absorption of nutrients.

This is not enough. It is too difficult to raise an offspring. Parents must provide nutrients to survive.let alone him...

lowered his eyes.Hold on to your flat stomach.Raising offspring is the instinct of every Baicao citizen.He must let the child be well!

Open the door.

When I saw Shen Jun, I looked at him there, jokingly: "What are you doing? Just now I saw you hesitate at the door for a long time. What happened?"

The little cutie walked slowly and slowly moved in front of him.

It is rare for Shen Jun to see him like this, so he stood up straight: "Why?"

Lin Meng endured and endured, and finally closed her eyes and said vigorously, "I'm pregnant!"

The smile on Shen Jun's face froze.

It took a while to realize: "What are you kidding?"

"I'm not kidding, I just have a baby!" Lin Meng looked heroic.

Shen Jun's face was serious. "Why do you think so? Who told you?"

Lin Meng thought about it, but she still didn't want to talk about her physique unless she had to.He murmured, "Anyway, I'm pregnant."

Shen Jun guessed that it was probably a child's trick, trying to hide something by pretending to be sick.Huyou said: "Don't make it up. After all, what do you want to do? You can't make up a decent one. How can you get pregnant?"

Lin Meng frowned, "You are not allowed to say that I cannot conceive!" Not being able to have children is the greatest curse for a resident of Baicao Country!

Shen Jun sneered: "Still making it up? Shall I take you to the hospital?"

Lin Meng hesitated instantly, "I don't want to go."

What if someone finds out that he is not from Earth?

Shen Jun said: "Hey, you still say that you are not a liar? You refuse to examine and give evidence, how can I trust you?" The easiest solution for a child to pretend to be sick is to take it to the doctor.

Lin Meng shouted anxiously: "I'm pregnant! You can't deny him!"

After yelling, his face was flushed, and he impatiently wondered if there was a way to prove that he told the truth without revealing his physique.

Unexpectedly, he kicked the stone on the ground anxiously: "It would be great if my brother was here. My brother knows that I have told the truth!"

Shen Jun was amused: "It's okay to find a doctor. It's the fastest way to find a doctor." After so long, his brother never came to him at all.It can be seen that they are really not good relatives.Let Lin Meng think of them less.