[Comprehensive] Slime, weak and innocent

When Rhyme entered the bathroom, he saw Saitama helping him put a bathtub full of hot water.

Lime smiled, walked to the bathtub, and jumped in, causing a big splash. As Lime jumped in, 3/1 of the water in the bathtub spilled out.

Lyme soaked in hot water, leaned against the edge of the bathtub, closed his eyes very comfortably, and let out a long breath.

"call……"

Saitama was sitting in the living room watching TV. After a while, he felt that Lime should be almost done, so he got up and walked to the bathroom door and knocked on the door.

"Boom, boom..."

"Lime, are you still awake?"

The reason why Saitama asks this is because Lime likes to sleep very much when he is in a hot bath.

5 out of 3 times he fell asleep, so Saitama got used to it, and if Lime hadn't come out after taking a bath for a certain amount of time, he would bring Lime out.

Saitama heard no sound inside, so he opened the bathroom door and walked in.

As soon as Saitama opened the door, he saw that what was soaking in the bathtub was not the boy who just walked in, but a lump of golden and round slime.

Saitama went to the bathtub and squatted down, looking at the golden slime floating on the water, eyes closed, with a particularly comfortable expression.

After staring at it for a while, Saitama stretched out his finger and poked the chubby slime with closed eyes and a comfortable face.

Seeing Rem floating on the water following his poking and poking movements, but still not moving for a few seconds, Saitama silently lifted Rem out of the bathtub, then took a large towel and wiped her body The slime can be fenced and taken outside.

After Saitama gently wiped Lime dry, he put it next to the pillow on the bed.

Then Saitama turned off the TV, and went to bed by himself. Before going to bed, Saitama turned his head to watch the bath for a while, with a particularly rippling expression, a chubby lump of slime.

"It's so round..."

Saitama fell asleep in a fixed emotion.

…………

Saitama woke up the next morning with pain in his cheek.

As soon as Saitama opened his eyes, he felt a familiar pain on his face. Saitama restrained his desire to punch, and quietly looked away.

Sure enough, the slime who was sleeping next to him last night turned into a humanoid boy again.

At this moment, the beautiful and handsome boy with blond hair was lying on the bed with his body twisted all over the place, with one foot on the wall, and the other foot was the one that kicked him in the face.

'If you're not used to it, if I punch you down in your sleep, you're afraid you'll be deflated. '

Saitama sat up and rubbed his face, looking at Lime who was still asleep and moved more freely after sitting up, his body twisted into a posture that made people feel tired even looking at him, thinking silently.

Saitama stood and watched for a while, on the bed where the space became bigger because he stood up, Lime stretched his body freely, spinning in various ways, silently went to the kitchen to cook, and was ready to have breakfast.

Saitama was cooking noodles and frying eggs in the kitchen, and when he was halfway through the cooking, he heard a movement from the other side of the bed.

Because the room is small, the kitchen is open, and it is connected to the living room and the bed in the living room, so Saitama can hear the sound from the bed clearly even in the kitchen.

A few seconds after Saitama heard the sound from the other side of the bed, there was a pattering sound of walking in the room, and then a figure jumped on Saitama's back who was cooking.

Saitama bent slightly as usual, just in time for that figure to pounce on him.

"Saitama..." Rem called Saitama's name in a softer voice in the morning.

Saitama turned his head slightly and looked at the obedient Lyme lying on his back with his eyes closed, his long hair blown up in a mess, and a wisp of dull hair standing on top of his head.

"Wake up."

"Hmm..." Rem pressed his eyes on Saitama's back and nodded slightly.

"Go wash up, dinner is about to be served." Saitama continued to cook and said to Lime.

"it is good……"

Rem half-closed his eyes, jumped off Saitama, and went to wash in a daze.

…………

"Hey! Another refreshing day!"

After Saitama prepared his breakfast, Lime jumped in front of him after washing up, and made a gesture to him full of vigor, and he returned to his usual energetic and energetic appearance.

Saitama said indifferently: "Oh, eat."

"Good drop!"

"I'm gonna start now."

"I'm starting!"

After breakfast, one person and one slime sat and rested for a while.

"Saitama, what are you going to do today?"

Lyme sat cross-legged on the ground, with his head lying on the table, his arms naturally falling on both sides of his body, squinting his eyes lazily and asked Saitama.

Although it's still morning, although I just woke up not long ago, I feel a little sleepy after eating...

Saitama sat on the ground leaning against the bed, looked up at the ceiling, and said calmly without expression: "Patrolling nearby, shopping for vegetables."

"Hey~ It's still the same..."

"Ah."

"That's right!" Rem remembered something, pulled himself together and raised his head to look at Saitama, who had a Buddhist face.

"The person who wants to worship you as a teacher? Have you been looking for you during your patrol these days?"

What Lime is talking about now is the boy who he and Saiki Kusuo mentioned after being rescued by Saitama and said that he wanted to worship him as his teacher.

Saitama's expression was indifferent: "No."

"...Scumbag!" Lime said angrily.

When Saitama heard the word scumbag, a few drops of sweat slid down his bald head, and some speechlessness appeared on his expressionless face. After that, Qiyu said helplessly, "What does this have to do with scumbag..."

Lime said to Saitama very seriously: "I said I want to worship you as my teacher, but I didn't come here! Isn't this just flirting but not marrying?! What is it if you are not a scumbag!"

Saitama stared at Lime with a displeased face for a while, then turned his head silently, and said in a low voice, "In the future... you should watch less series..."

"Eh? Why?" Lime asked Saitama very puzzled.

"Not for you..."

Lime looked at Saitama with a question mark on his face, what?

Saitama didn't explain to Lime why it wasn't suitable for him, but silently changed into his hero costume, and was ready to set off to do what he had been doing all along... which was to patrol the neighborhood and kill some bad guys along the way.

"Then I'm off."

"Okay, bye~" Rem waved to Saitama.

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After Saitama went out, Lime stayed at home and watched TV. After a while, he rolled back and forth on the bed in boredom.

"Boring! Boring! Boring!" Rhyme was bored, but too lazy to go out.

Rhyme took out his phone and checked the morning news.

Hmm... Early in the morning, there were several news stories about the hero destroying the weirdo.

Rhyme stared at the news he was reading now, the smiling face of a B-class hero with a round afro, and the crowd who was photographed by the reporter standing behind the afro and looking at him adoringly, Annoyed, he poked the hero's face on the screen with his finger.

"Hmph! Saitama can also quickly deal with many weirdos! Much better than you guys! Hmph!!"

Lime thinks that Saitama is much stronger than these heroes, but for some reason, no one has discovered how powerful Saitama is, and no one knows the heroic things he has done in recent years.

Even if someone saw Saitama occasionally destroying the weirdo, it would be considered a coincidence. Those who were rescued or those who happened to see him did not believe that Saitama was so powerful.

Rhyme was very angry when he saw that every time Saitama's credit was credited to other heroes who passed by, or arrived early but didn't solve the problem.

However, Saitama didn't let Lime teach those who took credit for it, so Lime could only watch those heroes silently unhappy.

However, because there have been many times when other heroes pretended to take the credit for Saitama, the higher the ranking of the heroes, the more unhappy Lime would feel about them.

Lime continued to watch other news, and after poking a lot of heroes' faces on the screen, Lime put down the phone angrily.

Don't watch it, the more you watch it, the more angry you get!