law of courtship

After Zhilan got the promise of "waiting for you to take it at any time", he completely settled down and restrained his naive and clumsy way of courtship——

It's obviously a kitten that hasn't been weaned yet, but it rubs against the ferocious lion every day with its butt pouted, its tail raised high, revealing its furry cat balls, and its watery eyes begging the other party to smell him and bite his ear.

What can a lion do?

I dare not eat it, and I can't bear to be fierce. I am really annoyed.

Fortunately, the little blue cat finally got the hang of it. He became a greedy miser. He hid the treasures he had finally obtained in the safe, and he was reluctant to even take them out to have a look, for fear that his uncle's "like" would fly away.

Zhilan began to strictly abide by the house rules, became a well-behaved pet again, worked hard to eat every day, slept on time, and only hoped to grow up faster and take out his treasures.

Song also finally breathed a sigh of relief, he often wondered if he would suffer from sexual dysfunction if he was tortured by Zhi Lan again.

Old men who have been single for too long really can't afford to be hurt.

Thinking day by day and thinking night, the night's dream made Song lose his energy, the night he touched Zhilan, he was like a boy who just entered puberty, soiling his pants in his dream.

After waking up, Song was so embarrassed that he couldn't bear it. He lost his temper on his own, threw the dirty clothes into the laundry basket, and went into the shower room to take a shower. The warm water flowed over his skin and formed a small whirlpool in the drain. Can't calm down.

His mind is full of pictures related to Zhilan, frame after frame, blinking, pouting, red nose, puffed cheeks, which have nothing to do with sexiness, but arouse the trembling deep in his soul.

Song couldn't help recalling Zhilan's eyes, which were as clear as morning dew, which would melt into the fingertips and dissipate in the air with a light touch.

He also seemed to have auditory hallucinations in his ears. It was Zhi Lan's "Uncle" that had changed its taste, soft and sweet, and haunting.

When his body became hot again, Song closed his eyes tightly, turned the water valve to the far left, and let the cold water wash away the excess desire.

Later, the little thing became obedient, but his dream never stopped.

A man's desire and dissatisfaction will be displayed on his face, and his bad friend Milena visited Zhilan in the manor several times, and was amused by Song's black eyes, and she couldn't straighten up laughing.

"Brother, I see that your seal has turned black. It's really bad. I'll do the math. You're a murderer of the Red Luan Star, and you're doomed."

He gave her a white look: "What catastrophe?"

Milena approached mysteriously, and said solemnly: "Killing the catastrophe, you can see that you can't eat it, this is a catastrophe."

Zhi Lan ran over to join in the fun after feeding the cat: "Sister, what are you talking about?"

Milena laughed and said, "It's nothing, I just gave your uncle Amway a product."

Zhi Lan blinked: "What product?"

Neither of them spoke. Milena lowered her head and picked up her mobile phone to send a message, with a smirk on her face.

With a ding, Song's mobile phone sent out a WeChat message notification tone, and he frowned and clicked——

[milena]: Fully automatic masturbation cup male products adult artifact, scan the code to get the baby link［Picture］

【milena】: I can only help you here, brother, how precious it is!

Song had a strange expression, and frowned at Milena.

"What is what! I want to see it too!" Zhi Lan excitedly picked up La Song's phone, wanting to participate in their sharing.

Song quickly locked the screen, grabbed the top of Xiao Lanmao's head with his big palm and pushed back: "Cough...it's nothing, just daily necessities."

Milena gave Song Song a thumbs up in Zhilan's blind spot, and told him with her lips:

Who is who knows.

After ten o'clock that night, an old man buried his head in the quilt, stayed on the WeChat interface with his fingertips for 3 minutes, and finally clicked "Identify the QR code in the picture" and paid [-] yuan to place an order decisively.

The logistics this time was particularly strong. Three days later, a small package was stuffed into the iron gate of the manor by the courier.

Song went out to deliver the goods, Zhilan heard the noise and ran out of the house, picked up the package and took a look, this delivery is very special, it is not an ordinary kraft paper box, but a pink hard shell paper, like a certain A beautifully packaged gift.

Song has always indulged Zhilan, acquiescing to Zhilan's status as the little master, and all the items in Wuyue Manor are allowed to be used by Zhilan, including himself.

Song’s original words are: what’s mine is yours, this is our home.

Naturally, Zhi Lan would not see outsiders. He took the package back to the house, and out of curiosity, he took out a pair of small scissors and removed the seal on the package in twos and twos. The carton inside caught his eyes.

On the "gift" package, there are all kinds of fruits, kiwi, lemon, strawberry, orange, put together compactly, and the high-saturation color makes the pattern look very attractive, completely in line with Zhilan's aesthetics.

This must be a gift that Uncle Song bought for himself.

Thinking of this, Zhi Lan quickly opened the package and took out a cylindrical object, which looked like a cup no matter what.

Zhi Lan observed curiously for a while. The "cup" has lids on both ends, and the color is the same pink as the express box. The strange thing is that there are several buttons in the middle of the cup body.

Zhi Lan fumbled in the box for a while, and took out a charging cable.

Why should the cup be charged?

Zhi Lan understood, this is a freshly squeezed juice cup.

He had seen this kind of product in Pang Da's house before, just cut the fruit into small pieces and put it in, press the button, the inner blade will run at high speed, and after ten seconds, sweet and delicate juice can be poured out.

Uncle is so caring, Xiaolan likes it very much.

Zhi Lan wanted to try his new gift, so he went to the kitchen and carefully cut a plate of apples and brought them over, but his strength was too weak to unscrew the lid of the fruit cup, so he had to give up.

Although you can't try it out right away, receiving a gift is always a joy. Zhilan went back to his room and took out his little blue bird stickers, humming a little song to decorate the fruit cup. Half an hour later, the wall of the cup was covered with stickers. A cute q version of the bird.

Zhilan hugged her new gift fondly, and was very satisfied with its current appearance——

It's clear at a glance, exclusive to Xiaolan.

When Song came back, he immediately saw the "bird cup" on the coffee table.

Big Bird has a strong sense of territory, and he can tell at a glance that it is not something at home.

He stared at the appearance of the cup for a while, and suddenly realized that it might be an adult product he bought online not long ago.

Song's scalp went numb, feeling a strong embarrassment.

Zhilan took online classes in the room, Song walked lightly, trying not to disturb him, walked to the sofa, glanced at the small scissors and express box next to the cup, and the plate of crookedly cut apple slices, instantly understood the matter the whole story.

This idiot...

Treat adult products as juicer cups?

He hurriedly picked up the cup and checked it carefully. Fortunately, it was unopened, probably because the small thing was not strong enough to twist the new product that had just left the factory.

The expression on Song's face was indescribable, he took the cup back to the bedroom and locked it, held his forehead to open the treasure again, and bought Zhilan a juice cup with a cartoon design again.

Zhilan was very shocked by the disappearance of his exclusive juice cup, and he was aggrieved for two days, until the new courier arrived, Song squeezed a glass full of orange juice for him, coaxed him for a long time, and finally let him feel relieved.

"Uncle, will the cup run away with long legs?" Zhi Lan took a small sip of the juice while holding the new cup, sniffing his nose aggrievedly.

Uncle Song's eyes drifted, and he said lightly: "Maybe."

Zhi Lan lowered his eyes: "It's a pity, I even put a beautiful sticker on it."

Song obviously lacked confidence: "Cough...it's okay, the new one is better."

Zhilan didn't realize the truth of the matter at all, and thanked foolishly: "Thank you uncle, I like it very much."

The new cup was soon filled with birds by Zhilan. Uncle didn’t lie to him. This cup is very useful. Every day, Zhilan squeezes a glass of juice and holds it in his hand to drink slowly. As a result, Song often sees little things hugging the cup. The licking scene.

The little blue bird on the cup is surprisingly consistent with Zhilan's hair color, no matter how you look at it, it feels harmonious and cute.

One night, Song took out the missing bird cup from the locked drawer, saw the pattern on the cup, and the scene of Zhi Lan licking the pulp with a small mouth automatically appeared in his head.

The water-red lips opened and closed, like a cherry that had been sliced ​​into two, the sweetness inside was ready to come out.

Song felt a little strange, and there was an unspeakable excitement.

Song just held it like this for a while, and after the battle between heaven and man, he locked the cup back into the drawer.

I can't think about it, I can't make up my mind, I feel too guilty.

The 300 yuan was wasted, and this cup can no longer be used.

The author says:

Xiaolan: I feel like I was cheated qaq

Father Song: Cough...I didn't lie to you, they are all juicer cups

An old beast is an old beast (￣へ￣)