law of courtship

Song has been holding Zhilan in his arms, shaking him gently, as if he is putting a child to sleep, or holding a favorite puppet, he can't help stroking his hair and kissing his cheek.

The hard old iron tree rarely bloomed a clump of flowers, the originally cold and stern face was no longer intimidating, the corners of the eyes and brows were all refreshed, and the corners of the lips curled up into a radiant smile.

Zhilan buried his head low, and was fearless just now, but now he felt shy, blushing and whispering:

"I know it's a kiss."

Song pinched Zhilan's slender waist and kneaded it, with a satisfied face, like a glutton after a full meal, and said lazily: "Oh? Do you understand what kissing means?"

Zhilan stared at Song for a moment, wiggled the tip of his nose like a puppy who recognized his master, his eyes were wet, but he didn't speak.

Song moved closer, stroked his forehead hair upwards, exposing his smooth forehead, took a bite ferociously, and urged: "Speak."

One bite was not enough, the old animal who had been hungry for too long continued to look for a place to eat, he held Zilan's unique beautiful blue hair in the palm of his hand, not knowing how to be rare.

The little blue bird with the most beautiful feathers, the most precious in the world, was held in his mouth by him, and he just waited for the time to come, and wiped it off bite by bite.

Song pressed his lips against the fluffy and soft hair on Zhilan's head, and his nose was filled with his breath, like cherries, hazelnuts, bunches of grapes condensed with dew, like all fresh and refreshing food.

Even the thin sweat in the hair gap exudes a fragrance.

A bird with such a taste must be delicious.

Zhi Lan couldn't help shrinking her neck, and said weakly: "In my hometown, kissing means..."

Song chuckled: "What does it represent?"

"On behalf of..." Actually Zhilan didn't know, but he thought that kissing is the same as kissing neck, only the closest spouse can do this, kissing even, shouldn't there be something to say?

"Uncle, I think..." Zhi Lan caressed the bow tie on Song's finger to bandage the wound, his face no longer had the naive look that he usually didn't know about the world, but a serious expression that Song had never seen before.

I want to be your little bird, only sing for you, only eat the food you feed me, only live in your house, and sleep with you under a quilt...

Before he could say the courtship line, Zhi Lan suddenly froze... Wait!

Zhi Lan stared round his eyes suddenly, thinking of something from the kiss just now, his brain circuit finally turned around, and a long-forgotten picture emerged in his mind——

In the afternoon when I didn't get enough sleep, under the grape trellis, I accidentally glimpsed the scene.

His beloved Uncle Song, and a gorgeous lady, hugged their necks and hugged each other, with white breasts and entangled long hair...

Zhi Lan's expression changed suddenly, her shy and timid red face faded, and turned white very quickly.

How could I forget about this!

Zhi Lan hung his head listlessly, using his small head with insufficient capacity to analyze the matter, but no matter how he thought about it, he felt something was wrong:

If Uncle Song already has a spouse, can he still accept his courtship?

Although Zhilan has never formally studied mainstream morality and values, he has a nature engraved in his blood, and this loyal nature is far more binding than morality.

Every Zilanshi is dedicated enough, and their genes determine that they can fly together for a lifetime.No Zilan family will abandon their spouse. Even if one party dies due to illness or accident, the living one will never court again, but will choose to spend the rest of its life alone.

This is also one of the root causes that led to the near extinction of the Zilan clan.

When Zhilan was at the Huaxia Research Institute, he stumbled and learned some biological knowledge. Grandpa Mao would often emphasize to him that reproduction is the most primitive instinct of living beings, which overrides all desires.

It is this instinct that has led to so few species that remain faithful to their mates, including primitive humans.

In order to increase the probability of pregnancy, they will mate with as many opposite sexes as possible. This behavior pattern is more conducive to the survival and reproduction of the population, rather than monogamy.

So far, biologists have only discovered a dozen species that are strictly monogamous, and these species are all facing endangered situations, and Zilan's is one of them.

As for the flamboyant species, each ethnic group is prosperous and the population is thriving, and native humans are the best among them.

Loyalty to love has become a fallacy contrary to the law of survival.

Further research by biologists has revealed the underlying mechanism of this phenomenon: whether one is loyal to a mate depends on the number of vasopressin receptors in the species, and species with fewer receptors are more merciful, while more receptors are more Will be loyal to their spouses and have strong feelings.

The rs3-334 gene segment that controls vasopressin in the brain is commonly called the "loyalty gene" by biologists.Ironically, species with weaker genes tend to have more offspring and larger populations as a whole.

Grandpa Mao has hinted at Zhilan more than once: the so-called "love" is just an illusion composed of gene fragments and hormone secretion, and reproduction is the real purpose of seeking a mate.

This kind of teaching, which is similar to brainwashing, had a profound impact on Zhilan, but it could not deprive him of his pure and simple nature.

The stupid little blue bird wants to reproduce. Since childhood, laying eggs has been regarded as the highest bird life ideal, but he also wants to find the only one and spend the rest of his life with him.

Zhi Lan wanted to regard Uncle Song as the only one, but now it seems that she is not the only one for the other party.

Zhilan became sad because of this. Could it be that Uncle Song lacks the "loyalty gene" so that he wants to find more spouses and kiss different people.

Zhi only felt sore in his mouth, his eye sockets were sore, and he was about to burst into tears, his heart was filled with sour liquid, which made the tip of his heart constrict, and he couldn't help bowing his body.

If Zhilan had more experience, he would know what is called "Sea King" and what is called "scumbag", but he didn't understand anything, so he defined Uncle Song as "lack of loyalty gene".

Abbreviation: few tendons.

Zhilan was a little angry again, he was the one and only Zilan family, a precious bird who would rather be extinct than indulge in love, how could he find a mate with few roots?

He wanted to have a pair of birds for the rest of his life, but the other party only regarded him as a fish in the sea, which was accidentally caught when casting a net.

I thought I swam into my uncle's fish pond, but I didn't expect my uncle to be a sea king.

I'm so pissed!

This couple, don't ask for it!

So Zhilan broke free from Song's arms, patted his butt, picked up his little piglet, and ran away.

He didn't know where he was going, anyway, he didn't want to stay in this cowshed, where even the air was sour, making it hard for him to breathe.

Leaving Song with a confused face, facing the embrace that suddenly fell through, he was puzzled.

This is different from the script that Song expected. The kiss just now, although it was uncontrollable and unplanned, was a kiss. Shouldn’t we express our feelings to each other in the romantic atmosphere of you and me, and formally confess our love? Redefine your relationship with each other?

When Zhilan was in a daze, Song even thought of his lines:

This is not called mutual feeding, and kissing is not accurate. It should be called kissing. It is a way of expressing liking, not ordinary liking, but the most special kind.

Of course, I would also like to feed you all the time and treat you as my baby.

You are still young, so I want to wait until after you differentiate to give you the formal promise. Whether you are an alpha or an omega, I am willing to keep this promise.

I will face everything in the future with you, or in other words, you just need to stay by my side with peace of mind, and I will take care of the rest.

You don't need to run around for food and nesting, I will give you a warm home, in our home, plant your favorite cherries and nuts for you, you can eat as much as you want.

You also don't need to dedicate your fertility to the institute, you don't belong to them, nor to any native human.You are an independent living body, not a property shared by the society. It is your freedom to seek a spouse and reproduce offspring.

I kissed you, which means I made a mark for you, proving that you only belong to my mark, you are my little bird, I will always raise you, protect you, no one can bully you.

good or not?

.........

What a ball of yarn!Everyone has run away, who are you going to talk to? !

The blue veins on the forehead are throbbing, what does this idiot mean by running away after kissing?

Whoring for nothing?

Song Daniao would never have imagined that he would be prostituted by a blue-feathered hen who was anxious about his IQ, without any warning or reason.

This brat is really getting worse.

Song pinched his five knuckles, and quickly chased him out.

The author says:

Xiaolan: What if qaq falls in love with a scumbag

Father Song: (???￣??￣??)??? What if my wife is too stupid?

Note: The research conclusions about the loyalty gene in this article are not empty. The vasopressin and rs3-334 gene fragments are real scientific theories, and the relevant research results were published in the British "New Scientist" magazine.