Silly mother, your brick fell

Xie Ze must be good to Wang Yifeng, there is nothing to say, this can be seen from the fact that he didn't wash his hands before eating and was not disabled.

If it wasn't for principle issues, generally as long as Wang Yifeng acted cute, nothing would happen.

But obviously, things like "18 love affairs" cannot be solved by being cute.So Wang Yifeng had to work hard. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Wang Yifeng's class in the early morning of the next day was environmental bioengineering, and he was so disgusted by the projector all morning that he felt like vomiting.However, this professor also likes to procrastinate the class, thinking that if he can't finish talking, the earth will be destroyed.For someone like Wang Yifeng who doesn't care about the environment, this is simply torture.

In fact, Wang Yifeng didn't quite know why he chose such a major when he applied for university. He remembered that he obviously didn't apply for it.

And environmental engineering or something, he had no idea what he was going to do after graduation.Dangling in a small fishing boat to catch blue algae in Taihu Lake?To pick up trash on the road?Or go to Daxinganling to plant trees?Simply put, he felt that it would be more practical to be a magic stick and ask for rain.

So Wang Yifeng took the postgraduate entrance examination, oh, I still don't know what I want to do after graduating from graduate school.

Of course that's not the point.

The point is, at the very moment when the professor dragged his lectures, someone delivered a courier to the door of the classroom.

"Hello? Hello? Is your name Wang Yifeng? I'm from STO Express. Please bring your ID card to the door of the classroom to pick up the express delivery."

"I'm in class! Just put it in the courier center for me." This professor was notoriously scary, and Wang Yifeng didn't want to die a miserable death.

however--

"The sender specifically pointed out that you have to do it yourself! Face to face! Receive the courier!" The courier brother was also very aggrieved.Labor and management have found your classroom all the way from your dormitory building!

Wang Yifeng scolded casually. "Who the hell sent it, you have to receive it face-to-face with your own hands for any shameful things!"

The courier brother didn't want to talk to him.

"Hurry up and sign for it! I still have a lot of couriers to deliver!"

Wang Yifeng slowly lay down under the table, visually measured the distance between his seat and the back door, and then prepared to run out with a whoosh.

"Swoosh-boom!" The witty Wang Yifeng slammed into the door, and a loud noise interrupted the professor's lecture.

Huang Daxian, who has become a master in the dormitory next door, said that Old Man Ye's class, hehe, it's easy to do it yourself. ^_^

Wang Yifeng wanted to cry, but he turned to a friend who lived in the same postgraduate dormitory building for help.

A certain man said blankly, who is that guy?

QAQ classmates love it!

Wang Yifeng rubbed his bagged head sadly and was watched by everyone.

"That classmate! That's right, the one who ran to the back door trying to skip class and hit the door! I noticed you as soon as class started! You don't listen to your phone and doze off when you are in class! There are still a few minutes, you can't wait Gone! BALABALABALA..."

Professor Ye scolded vigorously, and the students listened eagerly, even those who were dozing off and playing with their mobile phones listened very carefully.

At such a particularly embarrassing time, the courier boy who waited very irritably finally couldn't bear it anymore. "Hey, Wang Yifeng! Who's Wang Yifeng! Here's your courier!" This old man can't talk about it, labor and management still have a truckload of couriers waiting to deliver it!

Wang Yifeng lifted his paw weakly, and said "I am" against the old man's spittle.

"This is the inflatable doll you bought. If there is no problem, sign here."

"Nani?" Wang Yifeng looked at the courier boy blankly.What the hell is an inflatable doll!

"Hurry up and sign! Why can't a college student know how to read!" The courier boy saw that he hadn't started to write, and scratched on the box in disgust, "Do you want to inspect the goods first?"

Check your sister's goods!Do you want to meet people after you really pull it out?Wang Yifeng woke up suddenly following the movement of the courier boy's swipe and pull, regardless of whether he bought it by himself, he quickly signed his name and pressed the box tightly.

Who the hell did this!

But stupid maple, your behavior seems to properly show that you bought the thing~<(￣︶￣)>

Professor Ye, who was scolding Wang Yifeng at first, was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and couldn't continue scolding, his old face turned red. "You! You! You have no shame!"

Wang Yifeng complained silently in his heart: Tch, the old pedant's scolding is only at this level.Isn't it just an inflatable doll? As for being so indignant?

wrong!Who the hell is this!

Holding the box, Wang Yifeng was at a loss and didn't know where to put it.Just let it go, what if other people come over and look through it?It's not casual, it seems that get out of class is not over yet, where can he take it?And this thing must not be brought back to the silly mother's house, okay!A person as cold and holy as a silly mother must not even know what a blow-up doll is!

Xie Ze who paid: Hehe.

What a hatred!What a hatred! !What a hatred! ! !

The discussion in the classroom can no longer be stopped, he has already heard several girls discussing——

"He's quite handsome, why do you have such a hobby?"

"That's right, where can I find a girlfriend! You still buy this kind of thing, don't you have any special hobbies?"

"I just bought it and sent it to the classroom, hey~"

——This kind of words.

Wang Yifeng couldn't even cry.It is estimated that all the girls in the class regard him as a pervert and feel sad.

"Okay, okay! Everyone else can dismiss the get out of class!" Seeing that the scene was out of control, Professor Ye couldn't continue to talk about it, so he simply let others focus their firepower on Wang Yifeng. "You! Yes! It's you! Go to the east playground to clean up the weeds!"

"..." Wang Yifeng's heart was broken.Pulling weeds with an inflatable doll in his arms, he can't even think of being famous.But old man Ye didn't give him time to dispose of the things in his hands.

Sure enough, within two hours, such a post appeared on the school forum:

[The school was surprised to find a strange man, holding his wife and pulling weeds]

There is also a big Hot and a big New behind the title, for fear that people don't know the same, and it was manually set to the top by the major navy in an instant.

Xie Ze looked at this post, laughed so hard that he couldn't help coughing, and logged into Koukou to send Wang Yifeng a message.

Xie Ze: Have you received the gift?

Wang Yifeng, who was pulling weeds and was about to go crazy, felt the phone vibrate, and quickly took it out, just about to complain, when he saw this sentence, he was instantly stunned.

Fengmu: T_T Wucao, don't tell me that you bought it for your daughter-in-law!I just want to die!

Xie Ze: ^_^ I am afraid that 18 relationships are not enough for you, so I will give you more.

How long ago was this? !Dare you stop holding grudges like this? !Wang Yifeng's face was full of grief and indignation.

Fengmu: Daughter-in-law!This is a big joke!Do you know that I lost it!The face went to the Pacific Ocean!

Xie Ze: I know.

Xie Ze: I reminded you.Next time it will not be a blow-up doll. ^_^

Looking at that smiling expression, Wang Yifeng felt chilly all over.It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!Is this person really my wife? !She was obviously hot before!

Feng Mu: Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, I don’t dare to do it again, I swear QAQ I beg you, there are a lot of adults, regardless of villains, and the prime minister can let go of the small ones!

Xie Ze: Chinese is good.

Fengmu: T_T So please forgive the little one!The little one dare not do it again!

Nonsense, can he be fine if this kind of thing happens two more times? !

Xie Ze: Good.

Xie Ze: That windwood leg pendant——

Fengmu: I pay for it!Beg her to change her name!No, I'm going to change my name!Changed to Xie Yuan's pet, do you think it is!

Xie Ze: ^_^Okay.

Wang Yifeng breathed a sigh of relief, looked viciously at the cardboard box he was half holding, ground his teeth, and continued pulling weeds.Why are there more and more people watching!

In view of Wang Yifeng's good attitude of admitting his mistakes, the post on the campus forum was quickly deleted under some kind of high-pressure policy, and someone posted another post to clarify that it was not an inflatable doll, but a large box of instant noodles, and it was Wang Yifeng. The classmate specially bought it for several classmates in the same dormitory building.If you don't believe me, you can open it and have a look.

Of course, Wang Yifeng's punishment for pulling weeds was purely his own doing, and he deserves no sympathy.

However, compared with the perverted weirdness, it is too childish to be late and leave early while playing on the mobile phone in class. Wang Yifeng heaved a sigh of relief, and the speed of weeding is much faster.

Therefore, what his wife sent him was not an inflatable doll at all!

Wang Yifeng breathed a sigh of relief, looked left and right and wanted to open the box cheaply - but he only opened a gap and immediately closed it with a snap.

Just knew something would go wrong!He felt something was wrong!That is clearly an inflatable doll!Grass!The person who posted the clarification post didn't understand the truth of the matter at all!

However, Wang Yifeng, who knew the truth, could do nothing but continue to pull weeds.

#What should I do if I was cheated miserably by my own wife? Waiting urgently online#

#How to change a box of instant noodles as quickly as possible to give to a few classmates in the same dormitory? #

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The author has something to say: crawl away after finishing. . . .