Silly mother, your brick fell

Eh?What did you say today?Wang Yifeng stayed~

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: ⊙▽⊙Wife, what sentence are you referring to?

Sure enough, what this guy said like "I have liked you for a long time" is completely without brain, and it is like a daily greeting ten times a day.

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: You said you liked me for a long time, and you want to show up.

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Yes, yes!Daughter-in-law, I have liked you for a long time! ≥﹏≤Really!

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Before you know I'm talking again?or later?

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: ... (>﹏<) Why do you ask such a profound question?

[Private chat] You whispered to Fengmu: You know I said that it's been a few days, it's been a long time, it means that you have plans for me before, doesn't it?

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Q_Q, daughter-in-law...can we not get entangled in this topic?

The dull Wang Yifeng came to his senses, and felt that something was wrong, and felt that the hair on his back was thick.His daughter-in-law usually doesn't hold on to a problem! o>_
[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Really?

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Wife, did we change the word "attempt"? QAQ

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: OK.You had ulterior motives for me before, didn't you?

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: ...

Replace it with ulterior motives or something, it seems to be all right!Tears~

Wang Yifeng's heart was broken.

How can you expect a single-celled person who eats confession every day to tell exactly when, to whom, and when he has such a little bad intention?

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Answer, or you will be popular.

[Private chat] Feng Mu whispered: T_T [Running with tears in the ice and snow]

Although Wang Yifeng is stupid, he usually says that stupid people are blessed with stupidity. His animal instinct tells him that this question is not so easy to answer, and answering it may cause some strange consequences that make him unable to cry.

but!yes!Even if he sensed a dangerous aura, it was useless. <(￣︶￣)>

[System] Your love affair, Xie Yuan, is offline, so just do what you need to do.

[System] Your love relationship Xie Yuan is online, what should you do now!

Wang Yifeng was dumbfounded.

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Hey?Wife, are you offline?Was hacked? ⊙ω⊙ Was that you just now?

[Private chat] You quietly said to Fengmu: No, just turn off the plug-in.

[System] Xie Yuan started a vendetta against you.

[System] 5

[System] 4

[System] 3

[System] 2

[System] 1

Wang Yifeng: Fog Grass!Daughter-in-law, do you want to be so desperate!Really popular and kill me! QAQ love it!love it! ! !

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Wife, I liked you before I knew you were talking again. I swear that if you don't kill me, I have confessed and let you go!

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: T_T daughter-in-law, do you really have the heart to do it?

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Be good.

Xie Ze got a satisfactory answer, turned off Qiusha in a good mood, and Shunmao didn't mind basing his happiness on Wang Yifeng's pain at all.

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: You're just kidding, don't worry about it.

(╯°°)╯︵┻━┻You have changed all the nanny outfits! You have switched the inner strength method to the poison classics! You are all 54321, so you are joking! I have started to lose It's bloody! Look at the withered silkworm Gu on top of my head! Look at the centipede that slapped me on the face! The buff hasn't disappeared yet!

Wang Yifeng felt that his IQ had been hit like never before.

However, he can't do anything.When a centipede and a chicken can't beat his wife, he has no choice but to act cute.囧 rz ~ ambition?backbone?what is that?Can I eat it?

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Wife, why would you think of asking me such a question?I have always only loved you~(づ￣3￣)づ

Let's let the matter of selling cuteness go like this~ Wang Yifeng silently praised his wit.

however--

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Well, I see.

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Remember it, don't regret it.

Wang Yifeng looked at this sentence strangely, and suddenly trembled.

Fa, did something strange happen?Why is my daughter-in-law looking so scary today? Q_Q chirp chirp!Why, why is there such a kind of daughter-in-law who suddenly turns black?

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, are you swollen today? QAQ

It's not right to rush all day, hey!

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: It's okay, something has been decided.It's getting late, go to bed.

[Private chat] Fengmu quietly said: <(￣︶￣)> Good!Good night daughter-in-law~

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: Good night.

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: What?

After a day of strange things, Wang Yifeng shuddered at the three characters Xie Ze typed out, feeling creepy.Mama help!I feel like I'm going to be eaten by a monster! ≥﹏≤

Wang Yifeng slowed down the game, turned off the computer, and crawled under the covers, still feeling a little lost.

Something strange must have happened to my daughter-in-law today that made her extremely sad!make a fist!My daughter-in-law can't be this scary!

Could it be that someone was chasing debts?impossible!How could a daughter-in-law be so wise and mighty in debt!

Could it be that you are broken in love?impossible!Who dares to dump his wife and make him look like a big aunt!And the daughter-in-law is obviously single!

Could it be that he was possessed by some strange thing? [perplexed]

Forget it, go to bed, school starts tomorrow. (.-ω-)zzz

Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng's blackened profile picture, touched his chin and started the despicable, shameless, insidious, cunning and abduction mode.

Facts have proved that if you die by yourself, you have to do it on your knees.

In the days that followed, Wang Yifeng was posted on Jisan Tieba because of his confession of "devotion and no regrets" to his wife, and he even uncovered a lot of black history.

The title of the post is like this - [Who is whose only love? ——818 episodes of sadomasochistic love directed by the mighty camp in 18]

(╯°°)╯︵┻━┻What the hell is the [-]th section of Wucao?! Even Wang Yifeng himself can't believe it. He followed his wife's ass for the first two years and never hooked up with other girls How is my sister?! He shouldn't be too self-conscious!

However, Wang Yifeng is probably the only one who has that kind of thinking.

[The following is the narrative of the poster:]

First of all, Hao Qi commanded Feng Mu to take the longest and deepest emotions and finally achieve the true result, of course, the faction goddess Xie Yuan.But other than that, there are seventeen other people who have to be mentioned, who have been silently sacrificing for him, overtly or secretly, even though they died nine times, especially without regret~ It’s so touching~

Picture: [True Orange] [Sansheng Tree Appreciating the Moon] [Chunyang Palace Appreciating Snow] [Chengdu Competing] [Chengdu Feeding Hapi Together]

Apart from the Empress Zhonggong, the highest status is of course Hao Qi's other conductor, Rain Falls Surprises the Storm.What kind of role is Yuluo?It is the model of the belt getting wider and wider and never regretting being Yixiao, making people haggard ~~ Every time someone brushes the wind and rain CP, it is clearly close at hand, but Fengmu has his own white moonlight cinnabar mole in his eyes, he can only silently Watching, when Feng Mu commanded to the point of hoarseness, he took over the commanding task for him, and took the responsibility and trust entrusted by Feng Mu with his thin shoulders.

Picture: [Two of the dead bodies on the offensive and defensive map]

The third place is Nine Cats, who has been quietly putting little apples behind Fengmu's back.As a husky, he couldn't always guard Fengmu's side to block the enemy's attack because of his own incompleteness, so he could only tell him silently: You are my little apple, I can't love you too much.

Picture: [A green apple] [Sweet talk screenshot]

……

While reading the post tremblingly with his mobile phone, Wang Yifeng remembered what his daughter-in-law said not long ago-keep it in mind, don't regret it.

Who did T_T labor hire? !So many strange things happen when Ma Dan plays a song!Are you really not afraid of being chased and killed by Tiance's whole sect to restore your own incompleteness? !

There is also Mu Xiaoqing who is ranked eighth, the ancestor, labor and management only took her to the dungeon once, there are 23 other people in the team besides them, okay?How do you always get out of so many IDs!Labor and management don't even remember what they said to her!What else is the bewitchment of love, it is obviously someone else's skill propaganda!The kind that everyone shouts at!

Wang Yifeng almost knelt down.The person who posted this post can be called the Taishan Beidou of the literary world!It's really embarrassing for you to post here! (╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻ And you can see for yourself what is at the end of the post!

[Electric Zero's Stupid and Adorable No. [-] Gang "Don't Fight, Just Show Cuteness" is recruiting!Command Fengmu to lead everyone to the pinnacle of life where the harem is beautiful and picturesque, and men and women are not afraid of waves! ]

what!what!what!

You bastards, do you have to hire labor when recruiting? ! ! !It's like dying!

Wang Yifeng poked open the private chat of the host on the post bar.

"Delete the post quickly!"

"I'm Fengmu! Delete it soon!!!!"

Stupid recruitment specialist: "Hi boss, why did you want to delete it? We are just recruiting people~~~ Look at the post, it's all on the homepage~~~"

Do you have to take the life of labor and capital when recruiting people!I just want to cry but have no tears.

"Before my wife sees it! Delete it quickly!!!"

Stupid and cute recruitment specialist: "Ah~~~The boss's wife is very strict~~I forgot~ I will delete it after a while~ If you recruit 20 more people, delete it immediately~~"

Wang Yifeng: Second Olympic! ! ! !God bless my daughter-in-law didn't see Amen!

The author has something to say: <(￣︶￣)> Stupid people are still stupid, and smart people have already left a message!