Silly mother, your brick fell

Qiao Ling is the daughter of Wang Yifeng's neighbor next door. She is three years younger than him. The two grew up together, so they can barely be regarded as childhood sweethearts.

At that time, Wang Yifeng was trying to get into University A but failed, and was laughed at by Qiao Ling for a long time.

Originally, Wang Yifeng was older than him, and he was also a boy. After he was admitted to A University as a graduate student, he had to take care of his little girl no matter what.However, Wang Yifeng's heartless virtue allowed him to raise a pot of prickly pears to feed him to death, let alone take care of others, who had to take care of him in the end.

"Brother Yifeng!" As soon as he reached the west gate of the school, Wang Yifeng saw Qiao Ling who was waving at him, walked over and pinched her fiercely on the face.

"What are you shouting for? I'm not blind, I can see people."

"I'm afraid your eyes are not good enough." Qiao Ling took his arm and giggled, "And you are so stingy that you are willing to treat me to a fried rice without adding eggs."

"Labor and capital are poor people!" Wang Yifeng was used to Qiao Ling's actions, and he didn't think there was anything wrong. He walked with her to the small restaurant in front, "No eggs!"

"All right, please, please! I will definitely order the cheapest one! I remember when I was a child, you would ask me for an egg pancake when I went to your house for a meal!"

Xie Ze looked at the two people from a distance, and felt that he was really dazed, so he bought vegetables instead of cooking dinner and came to compete with a little girl for jealousy.

There is simply something wrong with myself!

Then [Thanks to the mentally ill Ze] wrote down the small restaurant, lowered his hair and texted Su Mian.

[A Daximen Food Street, I invite you to eat.come quickly. ——Xie Ze]

Su Mian was flattered to receive the text message.

[Has the ten-thousand-year iceberg melted?I'm with your family, please have a matchmaker meal? ——Su Mian]

[Stop talking nonsense, come quickly. ——Xie Ze]

Su Mian tidied up, she didn't bring any money with her bag, she took the phone key and rushed out.

It has always been the ancestral motto of the Su family to not take advantage of the advantages of being a bastard.

In less than 10 minutes, Su Mian appeared in front of Xie Ze.There are advantages to take advantage of, and Su Mian, who has always failed the 800-meter pass, almost soared in an instant.

"What's the matter? Brother, are you alone?" Su Mian looked left and right while panting, "Who is in your family? Won't you eat with me?"

Xie Ze glanced at Su Mian expressionlessly. Although there was no expression, his eyes were filled with great resentment. His eyes were so cold that he wished he could freeze to death.

It's a hot day!real!cold!quick!

Su Mian trembled, touched the goose bumps on her arms, and smiled dryly. "Ha, ha, ha, buddy, shall we go to dinner?"

In fact, she still wants to ask, brother, don't you have a cleanliness?You can't eat the food outside, can you?Especially the things on this food street, the roadside stalls of Youlala, are you sure?

Xie Ze didn't answer Su Mian's words, and walked towards the small restaurant that Wang Yifeng had just walked in with a cold face.

This place is said to be a small restaurant, but it is actually just a few tables on the outside, and the kitchen behind the partition glass, and even the outermost glass door is covered with a layer of yellow and black grease.

Let Xie Ze eat in this kind of place, it's simply - Wucao!

As soon as Su Mian entered the door, she saw Wang Yifeng sitting opposite the door, and a girl sitting opposite her. She looked like something with black hair, straight and pure, and instantly understood the reason why Xie Ze was abnormal.

Why did this guy hook up with girls as soon as he came to school! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

My brother is so long, good-looking, and has a nice voice, and his family is rich, good-natured, and good-natured (heavy fog), why don't you just rush over and still flirt with girls here? !My old lady smashed you to death with a bench!

Su Mian glared at Wang Yifeng with fiery eyes, materializing her eyes with anger.

Wang Yifeng, who was talking nonsense with Qiao Ling, felt weak all over his body, as if his forehead had been pricked by a needle. He looked up suspiciously, just in time to see Su Mian squinting her eyes and curling up her mouth and smiling desperately at him.

What was that strange feeling just now? !

"Eh? What's wrong with Brother Yifeng?" Seeing Wang Yifeng suddenly looking towards the door, Qiao Ling turned her head and followed his gaze.

Su Mian thought to herself: Hehe, Brother Feng, who can pretend to be pure, who can pretend to be familiar?Is my wife good at acting?And no matter how pure you are, you look shabby, okay? !

If Qiao Ling knew that Su Mian thought she was ugly, she wondered if she would jump up angrily.

At this time, Su Mian had completely forgotten about her brother's existence. She raised her right hand and brushed the hair behind her left ear. Like a lady, she walked to their table with small steps and stood there, making a gesture. He looked surprised.

"Brother Feng, what a coincidence, are you having dinner here?"

Qiao Ling: (;_) Nonsense, you didn't see the fried rice in front of us!

Brother Feng?Wang Yifeng looked blankly at Su Mian, then at Xie Ze. "Silly mom, are you coming out for dinner too? I thought you were going to cook it yourself."

"Hmm." Xie Ze responded lightly, looked up and focused (?) on the menu.

Xie Ze: Can this dish be eaten? →_→

Su Mian: Yes, your sister!My wife is going to be snatched away by a woman, you're okay! (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻Hey, something seems wrong?

Qiao Ling: This shit... so handsome! ⊙▽⊙

Wang Yifeng: What does um mean?Silly mother, do you plan to cook by yourself? (⊙ω⊙`)

Q: How to make the flies chasing Wang Yifeng empathize with each other?

A: I dedicate myself to seduce.

The atmosphere is simply amazing!Can you still have a good meal!

Based on the belief that Wang Yifeng would never be allowed to climb the wall, Su Mian brushed her hair again, slightly lowered her head and pursed her lips into a smile. "There are so many people eating now, there are no seats left, can we sit at the same table with you? Brother Feng~~"

Qiao Ling: Are you blind when the table at the door is clearly empty?

"Yeah."

Wang Yifeng: Huh?What's the name of the silly mother's sister?Her lips are similar to those of the idiot, but the idiot's looks better... Wucao!Wang Yifeng, what are you thinking again!Wake up, silly mom's lips don't taste good! ⊙▽⊙Eh heh?No, what the hell is eating!Have a meal!

Right now, Xie Ze carefully read the menu twice from the beginning to the end, and found that everything was actually the same, it was fried rice topped with rice.

Thanks to his handsome looks, the little girls eating at the tables next to him kept looking at him blushing, and the fat aunt who came out with the meal was about to yell to get out of the way, when she looked up and saw Xie Ze's face, she silently walked away from the table. Squeeze past the edge.

Except for Wang Yifeng, Xie Ze can use it to no avail at other times.

No, in fact, the trick of brushing his face was also effective for Wang Yifeng, but it was deliberately ignored by Wang Yifeng himself.If Xie Ze is an ugly monster, even if he knows that he is Xie Wuyi, Wang Yifeng will never beg for nothing to go to other people's house, and maybe his fans will turn black in minutes.

After watching for a while, Xie Ze turned his head and asked Su Mian, "What do you eat?"

"Rice with minced meat and eggplant."

Xie Ze walked to the small window where he ordered food and handed over the money. "Two servings of rice with minced meat and eggplant."

This voice!This voice!The ears are almost pregnant!

The uncle who took the money blushed suspiciously, and accidentally rubbed the back of Xie Ze's hand after taking the money.

Xie Ze: Grass!The oil is dead!

Withdrawing his hand, Xie Ze took out a tissue to wipe his hands, while naturally sitting in the empty seat next to Wang Yifeng.

For the other three, Wang Yifeng held the chopsticks and stared blankly, Su Mian and Qiao Ling glared at each other.

"Su Mian, sit down."

Su Mian pursed her mouth unwillingly, and sat next to Qiao Ling.It's your wife, why does it look like I'm robbing someone for a boyfriend!

Xie Ze ignored Su Mian's resentment. "Ling Jue, I'll take it."

"???" Su Mian couldn't react all of a sudden, and stayed for a few seconds, then suddenly held Xie Ze's left hand with both hands, tears filled her eyes with sincerity, "Wuyi silly mother, you are my natal male god! Please!" You let me bow down under your suit pants!"

Xie Ze: "..."

Wang Yifeng: "...??? Silly mother, you want to accept a new drama?"

"En." Xie Ze responded, and glanced at the food on Wang Yifeng's plate.I didn't eat much of the fried rice, I lost two chicken leg bones next to it, and there was a grilled sausage and a poached egg on the plate.

Su Mian glanced at Qiao Ling who was being ignored, and smiled sinisterly, with the smell of kidnapping a child. "Hey, Wang Yifeng, let me tell you, the script of "Blood" is still being revised, and the club recruits newcomers on October [-]st. Newcomers who join the club can directly contribute to the play. Do you want to give it a try?"

Wang Yifeng scratched his head. "I don't know how to act in dramas, I have no experience."

"Haven't you heard a lot? You can learn it." Su Mian leaned closer, "Wuyi silly mother, your natal male god."

Xie Ze, who was betrayed by Su Mian to seduce Wang Yifeng with his voice and appearance: "..."

Seeing that Wang Yifeng was still hesitant, Su Mian moved closer again, like a wolf with a big tail: "Let the silly mother teach you, and I will arrange a rivalry for you."

Well, Wang Luotuo Yifeng was crushed to death by the last straw, so he nodded in agreement unconsciously.

Playing against the silly mom... (*≧m≦*)

Let the silly mother teach... d=(▽｀)=b

Mouth to mouth... ahh!Wang Yifeng, what are you thinking!

I don’t know if there is any interest in it...(*/ω＼*)

Yes, there should be... right... (*/ω＼*)

Light the wax, Wang Yifeng, do you still remember the goddess Youyan by the Daming Lake in your heart?Do you remember your daughter-in-law in Jisanli?

You seem very straight~~~

The author has something to say: I would say that I am actually a CP like a cute elementary school girl + a small elementary school girl?Simply sick. . .