like the wrong way

At the end of November, after a week of continuous rainy weather, the city rarely ushered in a sunny day. The roads were full of traffic and pedestrians came and went, creating a warm and lively late autumn scene.

However, in an alley not far from the bustling intersection, there were screams and the sound of violent body collisions from time to time.This sound did not last long, and within 10 minutes, the alley returned to silence.

"Damn it, it hurts to death!" Ji Lingyang grinned and knelt down on the ground, with one hand on his waist and the other on the wall, as if he had been severely tortured by someone, "Aren't you a good student, why are you so good at fighting?!"

Fang Xi sat on a pile of discarded bricks, with his legs crossed, his expression relaxed and contented, and he almost had an afterthought cigarette in his hand.He chuckled, and kicked Ji Lingyang's ass: "It's only been a while since you can't take it anymore, are you still a man?"

Ji Lingyang covered his buttocks and yelled angrily: "Fuck your ass, who is not a man! Didn't you say that you can't do dirty tricks, but you actually want to fuck your eyes?"

Fang Xi rolled his eyes at him directly: "Did I insert it?"

"No……"

"That's over, I'm just pretending to scare you, you really believe it." Fang Xi walked up to Ji Lingyang and poked his ear, "I'm telling you, inserting eyes, splitting Adam's apple, filling ears with both palms, Cracking the little finger, elbowing the side ribs, bending the knee, and kicking the bone in the face are all indispensable winning moves in a fight, if I hadn't been merciful, you would be a 'little deaf and blind' by now."

Ji Lingyang broke out in a cold sweat. He touched his ribs with lingering fear. He was slapped by Fang Xi just now, so it shouldn't have been interrupted, right?

"Don't worry, the pain is the pain, and you won't be really hurt." Fang Xi mocked mercilessly, "You can't even fight, and you don't know how to be a colonel bully. But this also shows the spirit of our school from the side. Civilization construction is doing well, even if you know how to do Wang Baquan, you dare to call yourself the boss."

Ji Lingyang blushed, waved away Fang Xi's hand, and forced himself to stand up while leaning on the wall.

"Manly man, don't afford to lose~" Fang Xi didn't get angry when he was rejected, he leaned against the wall and laughed so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes.

The fight just now was really refreshing. He wanted to beat up this awkward guy for a long time. He didn't talk about this all day long, and he looked like the whole world didn't understand him. His hot face was going to be cold. , he still wanted to escape, but he didn't want to fight.But this idiot really thought he was a nerd with no limbs, and he was beaten down without any defense.Just kidding, when the company hired a fighting teacher to teach self-defense to female colleagues, he was a sparring partner, and he was beaten for half a month. Although his physical fitness is not as good as that of his twenties, he still can't beat Ji Lingyang to the ground. under the words.

Fang Xi crossed his arms and asked intentionally, "What, what do you want to say?"

Ji Lingyang gritted his back molars with constipated expression, and said unwillingly, "I lost."

Fang Xi tilted his head: "And then?"

Ji Lingyang wiped his nose vigorously, and shouted loudly, "Come on! Make a condition!"

"Pfft." Fang Xi burst out laughing.Crazy, I'm not trying to mess with you, what are you doing.Before Ji Lingyang became angry, he coughed and said, "Don't be nervous, as I said before, these three conditions are not stealing, robbing or breaking the law, and you must be able to do it. So don't worry, I will let you take the first grade exam." One, it’s impossible to think about it.”

Ji Lingyang: ...

"So, listen up. The first thing I want you to do is spend another birthday with me."

"Birthday?" Ji Lingyang repeated uncertainly.

"Yes." Speaking of this, Fang Xi couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth. He was furious when he thought of himself waiting foolishly at the door of the restaurant that day, "I specially invited you to the birthday party, and you dared to let me go. Let me tell you, never From now until twelve o'clock tonight, your time belongs to me! If you don't accompany me happily, you don't want to go home!"

I don't know where these words hit Ji Lingyang's point, he froze for a few seconds, a suspicious blush appeared on his face.He scratched his face with evasive eyes, and confirmed in a low voice: "Is it enough to spend your birthday with you?"

"You think it's easy?"

"Isn't it just to accompany you for a day? There's nothing difficult about it." Ji Lingyang pretended not to care and turned his face away, hiding the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "Say it quickly how you want to live, and I can go back sooner if it's over sooner."

Fang Xi sneered and hooked his fingers: "Okay, then let's go."

10 minute later.

Ji Lingyang huddled on the swing chair with hands or feet, and asked with a face full of embarrassment: "Fang Xi, do you have to eat here? You can't pack it..."

"No! Yes!" Fang Xi flipped through the dessert list intently, not even bothering to give him a look, "I don't want to wait in the good shop, why don't I pack it and go outside to blow the cold wind by the flower bed?"

"It's not very cold outside." Ji Lingyang muttered softly, "Besides, why did you come to this kind of shop that girls like..."

Before he could finish speaking, Fang Xi raised his hand: "Please order."

Ji Lingyang quickly shut up.

"One serving of taro smoothie and one serving of panna cotta. Two cups of cocoa milk, one without pearls and one without sugar. Two pieces of black forest cake, one piece of blueberry cheese triangle, and a bowl of taro ball and red bean soup. No sugar. That's all, thank you." Fang Xi finished the order skillfully.

When the waiter walked away, Ji Lingyang pretended to be disdainful and said, "Can you finish your order so much?"

Fang Xi raised his eyebrows: "It's not for you to eat, you care about me?"

Ji Lingyang scratched his pants under the table angrily.

After the dessert was ready, Fang Xi picked up the cup of cocoa milk without pearls and took a sip, then dug a spoonful of soft ice with his left hand, inserted a piece of cake with his right hand, and wiped out a piece of black forest with three or two strokes.

Ji Lingyang saw the corners of his eyes twitching, but he was too embarrassed to ask for food, so he could only sit beside the store clerk's curious eyes like a fool.He regrets it so much now, why did he promise Fang Xi to fight with him before? !As far as his fighting style is concerned, it seems that he came prepared, and he was so fascinated by ghosts that he couldn't even see such an obvious trap!

"I will only smile at you from now on."

What a mess of bets!Is he obsessed by ghosts? Can he agree to this? !

Ji Lingyang beat his chest in his heart, completely forgetting the fact that he was completely dumbfounded when he saw Fang Xi touching his lips.

Fang Xi swallowed the cake in his mouth, and pushed the cup of cocoa milk without sugar in front of him: "Drink and watch."

"No." Ji Lingyang refused firmly.

"I allow you to drink." Fang Xi's voice didn't sound like "permit" at all, but rather "try if you don't drink it".

Ji Lingyang, who instantly remembered his identity as a loser, could only take a sip from the cup "aggrieved".

Ji Lingyang:? ? ?

"Isn't it sweet?" Fang Xi asked.

Ji Lingyang pretended not to hear, and took another breath.

Being together for so long, how could I not know that Ji Lingyang doesn't like sweets?Looking at Ji Lingyang's awkward face, Fang Xi secretly smiled inwardly.

He looked up and looked around.With a slightly pink color scheme and chairs made of swings, the decoration of the entire dessert shop looks both familiar and unfamiliar.Speaking of which, it was the shop that Ji Lingyang introduced to him. At that time, this guy approved the cakes in the shop with a look of disgust. He also disliked the taste too sweet and the decoration was outdated. Finally, he reluctantly praised the sugar-free cocoa milk. Said it was the only edible thing in the store.I didn't expect this store to open so early, and the taste of the food is similar to that of a few years later.

Fang Xi dug a spoonful of soft ice and put it into his mouth. The sweet ice silk was cold and soft, and it melted away as soon as it touched the warm tip of the tongue, leaving only the full flavor of taro.He couldn't help but nodded in praise. When he raised his eyes and saw Ji Lingyang staring straight at him, Fang Xi thought for a while, then dug up a spoon and handed it over, "Try it?"

Ji Lingyang's face turned red from his chin to his forehead, he stared at the spoon in front of him, and stammered, "Here, this is your spoon."

"Everyone is male, what's the matter with using a spoon?" Fang Xi shrugged, "If you mind, forget it."

Ji Lingyang grabbed his hand, sniffed, and ate the ice on the spoon in one bite.

"Hey!" Ji Lingyang covered his mouth. M's cheated, so sweet!

Fang Xi slammed the table with laughter, and after being glared at by Ji Lingyang, he quickly pushed the red bean soup over, reassuring again and again that it was definitely not sweet, and then managed to coax Ji Lingyang whose face was contorted.

After eating dessert, Ji Lingyang ran out of the cake shop as if fleeing for his life, and asked Fang Xi in a vicious voice, "I'm done eating the cake, what else do you want to do?"

Fang Xi patted his chest with the back of his hand: "Don't be so upset, let's play video games next."

Ji Lingyang looked at him suspiciously: "Are you so kind?"

Fang Xi: "Or do you want to go to the library to review?"

Ji Lingyang replied in seconds: "Where do you want to go?"

Fang Xi didn't know which one to go to, no matter now or in the previous life, he was a good boy from school-home.

In order to prevent Fang Xi from mentioning the library again, Ji Lingyang took two different buses and took him to the largest video game mall in the city and the farthest from the library. He first bought 200 game coins when he entered the door, and stuffed 100 for Fang Xi. Xi.

"A good student like you must have never been here before, right? Brother, I will show you a lot, and I guarantee that you will be unable to walk when you see the signboard in the future." Ji Lingyang patted his chest and promised.

Fang Xi curled his lips secretly, it seems that he not only wants to saw off Ji Lingyang's gourd mouth, but also to get rid of his bad habit of being addicted to games.

Ji Lingyang didn't know Fang Xi's careful thoughts, thinking that he had brought a good student into this "degenerate abyss", he was a little drifting, and dragged Fang Xi into it.There were quite a lot of people in the video game city at the moment, almost every seat was occupied, Ji Lingyang pushed Fang Xi up when he saw an empty seat, and he stood by and taught Fang Xi how to play.

It was rare for Fang Xi to encounter something he was not good at. Looking at the dazzling picture on the screen, he almost clumsily followed each command and action, and the characters he manipulated were killed several times.

Ji Lingyang was so anxious that he didn't care to blush, he stood directly behind Fang Xi, and led him to press the keys.This posture basically wraps Fang Xi in his arms, but Ji Lingyang still thinks he can't see the screen clearly, so he puts his chin on Fang Xi's shoulder and complains while beating: "Don't stand stupidly, move quickly! You are not a good student Why, why are you reacting so slowly? Hurry up!"

Can you, mentally retarded, stop speaking so ambiguously? !Fang Xi bit his lips tightly to hold back his laughter.Seeing that Ji Lingyang was so devoted, he simply relaxed his arms, and let Ji Lingyang grab his hand and "crackle" and press it wildly.

It didn't take long for Ji Lingyang to have fun, and regardless of Fang Xi's willingness, he immediately grabbed him and ran to play other things.In this way, the two of them played in the video game city for a whole afternoon, and it was not until it was getting dark that Ji Lingyang sat down on the bench to rest.

"Hey, what should I do about this?" Fang Xi asked while holding up a handful of coupons.

When Ji Lingyang had a good time, he forgot that he was celebrating Fang Xi's birthday. He leisurely raised his legs and instructed, "You can take it to the front desk to exchange for gifts."

Fang Xi's eyelids twitched, and he wanted to give him a kick to make him recognize his "identity", but when he saw that happy and silly face, he could only turn around angrily, and went to the front desk to exchange gifts by himself.

There are a lot of exchange coupons in his hand, and the points are not enough to exchange for any valuable things, at most they are plush toys and small pendants.

Fang Xi picked it up for a long time, and saw a mini game console hanging on the shelf. It looked like a miniature version of an ordinary rectangular handheld, only half the size of the palm of your hand.Looking at this little pendant, Fang Xi's mind suddenly flashed an ordinary handheld phone wrapped in tape, which he saw in a drawer when he was helping Ji Lingyang move.I don't know who dropped it to pieces. There are cracks all over the casing, and it was wrapped around and around with scotch tape, and even the screen was pasted so that it couldn't be seen.But it is very clean, and it is specially packed in a ziplock bag and placed neatly in the corner of the drawer.Fang Xi asked curiously once, but was left out by Ji Lingyang for three days, and he was so scared that he didn't dare to bring up related topics again.

After thinking about it for a while, Fang Xi asked the clerk, "Do you still have this pendant?"

"Except for the one hanging here, there is one last one left."

"Give me all the trouble."

"Hey? But this one has been outside for a long time, is it okay?"

"It's okay, just these two."

"OK, wait."

When Fang Xi returned to the rest area with the gift, Ji Lingyang had already remembered his identity as an accompanying guest, and was scratching his neck in embarrassment.

Fang Xi handed over the gift: "This is yours."

Ji Lingyang was obviously taken aback when he saw the blue mini handheld. He glanced at Fang Xi with complicated eyes, and reached out to take the pendant.After playing with it in his hand for a while, he licked his lips and said awkwardly, "Why don't you change it for yourself."

"I changed it." Fang Xi smiled and held up another red one, "Same as yours."

Ji Lingyang's face turned red again, and he kicked the ground irritably: "What's wrong with you, why are you taking the same thing as me?"

"I'm happy, I like it." Fang Xi took out the key, hung up the mini handheld in front of Ji Lingyang, and shook it flamboyantly, "Okay, let's go."

"where to?"

"go home."

Fang Xi stood behind the crowd preparing to get on the bus, turned to Ji Lingyang and said, "I almost forgot."

Ji Lingyang said impatiently: "Brother, what else do you want, you don't want me to accompany you home for dinner?"

"You think so beautifully." Fang Xi "cut" in disgust, "I just want to tell you that I have thought about the second condition."

"There are only three conditions in total, so you can't use them sparingly?!"

"Listen well, the second condition is that you will come out to study with me every Sunday from now on." Fang Xi jumped on the bus before he finished speaking. After entering the car, he stuck his head out of the window and smiled at Ji Lingyang waved his hand, "That's it, goodbye~"

Ji Lingyang stared blankly at the bus that was gradually going away, suddenly kicked on the post of the stop sign, and shouted: "I f**k didn't agree!!!"