Encounter of future farming and cultivation of immortals

A mouthful of old blood welled up in Lin Luan's throat, how can he tell the difference?

After thinking about it, he hesitated and said, "You know, people tend to care more about politics and pornography. Things like the natural environment, if they don't directly harm themselves, generally don't rank as 'top'."

Curly turned his eyes to the sky and thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "Ah, although you are an ancient person, you are also what they call a 'normal person'."

Lin Luan complained silently, as if you were not a human being, and at the same time seized the opportunity to ask: "Ancient people? How many years is that between now and now?"

Curly gave him a blank look, the meaning is obvious, there is no place for you to ask questions.

Lin Luan bowed his head pretending to be a quail, and continued to squat obediently.

After a while, Curly asked again: "Since you said you care about politics, tell me about 2015, um, how do you say it? The list of members of the 'Central Standing Committee'?"

Lin Luan... I am a scientist who cultivates immortals, I don't know...

Curly: "Tell me some famous beauties at that time."

Lin Luan... I have been running around with a woman since I was born, and I have never seen other women...

Curly: "Are you still a high school student? Memorize the definition of historical materialism."

Lin Luan... I didn't go to high school, I don't know...

Curly got off the bed and squatted opposite Lin Luan. He gently brushed the hair on Lin Luan's forehead that had been burned like a dog, and bared a row of small teeth. He asked slowly, "You don't know anything, how come How about proving yourself?"

In front of Lin Luan was the magnified right hand, which was very long, big and skinny, with blue blood vessels hidden under the too pale skin, and there was faint alcohol on it for disinfection after the blood was drawn?smell.The thumb and forefinger of this hand are gently rubbing a strand of burnt-yellow hair at the end.The already crispy hair was crushed into powder under the rubbing of fingers, and fell down one after another.

Accompanied by the slow (ghostly?) voice from the chest, it's so scary...

Lin Luan thought and thought, and said meaningfully, "Yes? Okay? Why?"

Curly obviously didn't understand, and turned on the screen again.

Lin Luan continued to work hard: "Why give up the treatment? But it's not the same...I have to say the important thing three times...It mainly depends on the temperament..."

This is definitely not cute!

The catchphrases of the year often survived for no more than three months, and then they will never appear in people's conversations again, and they rarely appear in literary works and documents that can be handed down to future generations.This kind of dead symbols can only be mastered by a small number of people at a specific time and place, and those who can use, or even just know these symbols, often have a distinct time mark.

It couldn't be easier to prove yourself.

Of course, the premise is that these words can still be found in the curly hair database in front of me...

Curly looked for a long time, and when he raised his head again, Lin Luan's body was exhausted, he was lying on the wall in a daze, and he was about to collapse on the carpet.

Lin Luan opened his eyes amidst the slight buzzing of his ears, and Curly was tying his feet with the rope that tied him just now, with great strength in his hand, the rope was deeply sunken in his ankle.Lin Luan subconsciously wanted to struggle.

Curly-haired boy tried his best to stop him, and said with a smile: "It seems that you are really a little kid who spends all day on social media, ah, what a disappointment, it's useless. It's late now, I want to sleep."

Then he turned Lin Luan roughly, "For safety's sake, I'm going to tie you up, I hope you understand."

Lin Luan's hands were tied tightly behind his waist, and connected with the bindings on his feet with a short rope, which made him bend over and stick to the ground like a reversed shrimp.His whole face was buried in the camel-colored plush carpet that was still under his feet just now, his nose was full of fluff and a faint smell of dust.

Forgive me shit!

Immediately, he was turned over again, turning into a shrimp that fell on the ground.This new posture is a little better than the last one, only half of the face is buried in the carpet, and the breathing is no longer obstructed.

Curly's feet stopped less than an inch away from Lin Luan's nose, which made Lin Luan try to lean back.

The head said lightly: "Ah, I have to hurry up and go to bed, and I have to go to work tomorrow. Good night, ancient people."

As the light in the entire room disappeared, there was a slight sound of mechanical friction.Then, apart from Lin Luan's heavy breathing, there was no other sound.The capsule bed closed again, and Curly disappeared into the lid along with the sound of his breathing.

Lin Luan breathed a sigh of relief, he was safe for the time being.

Uncomfortable feeling came from various parts of the body, especially the purple mansion was still painful like a pinprick.At the same time, the mind was dizzy, and the confusion spread for a while, and finally the pain was overwhelmed, and he fell asleep.

Open your eyes again and see that the light is already daytime.Lin Luan still fell to the ground, losing consciousness in his hands and feet.A pair of feet walked up and down in front of my eyes, listening to the sound of opening and closing on the wall.

Lin Luan was looking forward to Curly.Looking forward to it.

This didn't conflict with his attitude of avoiding it all the time, because he found out sadly: this body was in a hurry to go to the toilet.

Excretion is a very strange feeling, and Lin Luan has not faced this problem for at least 150 years.Even if he occasionally eats something for his appetite, he still uses spells to separate what he eats.

Ah, what a troublesome thing the human body is!

So cultivating immortals is to get rid of the shackles of the body and achieve the great freedom of life!

At this moment, Lin Luan weakly crossed his legs and tried to raise his head, trying to attract Curly's attention.

"Um...that..."

Curly-haired big feet soon appeared in front of his eyes, and then Lin Luan was lifted up with a strong force, and then the traction between his hands and feet disappeared.

Lin Luan sat against the wall, and Curly untied all the ropes between his hands and feet.The feeling of re-flowing the blood vessels was very painful, and the itching and pain came together, even overshadowing the tingling pain at Zifu.

"eat."

There was a glass of water in front of him, and the other hand still had the little red pills, this time there were three of them.

The water swayed in Curly's hand, and the pain and pressure from the bladder came and went one after another.

Lin Luan almost cried a lot to relieve all kinds of strange feelings coming from his hands, feet, Zifu, and lower abdomen.

"Hurry up, I'm going to be late."

Lin Luan gritted his teeth, finally couldn't help it, and asked in a low voice, "Well, well, go to the toilet first, okay?"

Curly was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "Sorry, I've never had a pet." Then he opened the door where he "bathed" yesterday, and motioned for Lin Luan to go in.

Of course Lin Luan wanted to go in, but he couldn't!

Right now, my hands and feet are sore, numb and painful like snowflakes on TV, I can't control them at all, okay...

Lin Luan squirmed on the ground for a while, trying to stand up, but obviously failed.The body just left the ground less than a head's height, and I had to find a fulcrum with my hands. As soon as I stretched out my hands, the whole person fell down.

So, the physical body is the biggest bug of human beings!

Lin Luan's heart was already filled with tears, is it possible to crawl over a little bit? !

What a shame!

But what if you don't climb over? !

In the midst of entanglement, he muttered in a low voice: "It's really troublesome."Then the big feet suddenly approached.

Lin Luan watched Curly bent down, bent his arms, and hugged himself in his arms——or a princess hug!

Then it rose suddenly, and the weak Lin Luan was dizzy for a while in this sudden height change, and then he found himself placed in the metal bathroom from yesterday.As the door closed, a strange groove appeared on the ground.

A few minutes later, the door was opened again.Curly came in neatly, reached out to pick up Lin Luan, another princess hugged him, and threw him on the bed with the cover opened.

"Hurry up and eat!" His tone quickened, obviously impatient.

At this time, Lin Luan's hand was already a little numb, he tried his best to control it, picked up the three small pills from Curly Hair's hand, and swallowed them in one gulp.

Curly looked at him with a frown, obviously still thinking he was slow.He reached out and grabbed the back of Lin Luan's head, put the cup against his mouth and poured it involuntarily: "Drink quickly!"

Lin Luan was choked and coughed violently.

Curly looked inquiringly for a few seconds, seeing nothing serious, reached out and pushed his forehead.

Lin Luan responded and lay down on the back.

At the same time, the lid of the capsule bed snaps shut.The world is dark.

This is... being locked up in a small black room... is it...

The touch under his body was very soft and comfortable. Lin Luan stretched out his arms, but found that it was not enough to straighten them.The touch on the hand is smooth and soft, and there is a small depression when you apply a little force.

At this time, the entire top cover is lit up, it is that kind of faint light, extremely weak, not dazzling at all, with a little green, giving people a comfortable feeling.

As Lin Luan was watching, there was a faint faint smell on the tip of his nose, a bit like a scent, but not too fragrant, so he couldn't tell at all.But this taste is intriguing, making people want more and more, hoping that it will be thicker and thicker, wishing that it would turn into a liquid and soak the whole body in it.

So Lin Luan handed himself over to this smell and lost consciousness.

Lin Luan had a long, long, very clear dream.

In the dream, Curly became his master, and he himself was a Samoyed with long white hair. Every night, he squatted by the door and eagerly looked forward to Curly's return.

Curly has grown it from a small milk dog the size of a palm to a big white fur that is half the height of a person, stupid and ready to pounce on anyone he sees.Take it out to play ball and run on the grass.Curly Mao'er threw a Frisbee, Lin Luan rushed over to catch it, and sent it to Curly Mao'er, his tail was about to break off.Curly Mao'er patted him on the head as a compliment, and Lin Luan became agitated instantly, sticking out his tongue, eager to lick Curly Mao'er's whole body.Jumping, jumping, jumping around Curly, suddenly felt hot all over.Curly let out a wild "hahahahaha" sound, "You are so excited that you pee, hahahahaha..."

Lin Luan looked down at the suspicious pool of liquid on the ground, feeling something was wrong in a trance, but everything seemed to be right.

Ah, don’t care about it, as long as the master is happy, oh~~

Curly feeds him watermelon, gives him the middle piece of watermelon, and eats the one with seeds for himself.Curly also made beef sauce for him, which was delicious.Even give it a whole cup of yogurt, other people's dogs can only lick the lid.

After so many years, Lin Luan was too old to run anymore and felt that he was going to die.Curly hugged it, looked into its eyes, and talked to him a lot, a lot of very gentle words.

Lin Luan felt that he was really lucky to meet such a good master as Curly and to have such a happy life.

Master, I love you so much, I don't want to leave you, woo woo woo...

At this time, the lid of the capsule was lifted.

Lin Luan opened his eyes, and saw Curly's familiar face appearing in front of him.He rushed forward, stuck out his tongue, desperately licking Curly's hand.Then he buried his head deeply in Curly's arms.

Affectionately said: "Aww~Awwhhhhh~~~"