, smiled and said: "Then respect is worse than obedience."
This is really strange, the king of the daughter country seems to know that he is coming?
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Eat me, Amway, hahaha
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The female official who came to pick up Jiang Yanchen was none other than the national teacher of Daughter Country.Jiang Yanchen's jaw was so frightened that he dislocated his jaw.Originally, he thought that the person who picked him up was just an ordinary postman, but he didn't expect that all the country's second-in-commands would be dispatched all of a sudden, which really made him feel that Daughter Country values him.
Although Datang is famous far and wide, it is too exaggerated to achieve this level.
But then I thought about the brutality of the middle school girls when they saw the men just now, it seems understandable?
The king held a big banquet outside Guanglu Temple.Before approaching, Jiang Yanchen saw a large row of carriages from afar, with six dragons spraying colors on them, and the twin phoenixes are auspicious.Baoji and cloud servant girls, beaded curtains and phoenix hairpins, a piece of singing and singing pipes.
"This king is too..." Zhu Bajie praised.It was too exaggerated, Jiang Yanchen silently filled in his unfinished words in his heart.
"Elder Tang, please follow me." The national teacher greeted the three of Jiang Yanchen and led them into the main hall.
In the main hall, there is a school of singing and singing, and there are two rows of pinks standing there with charming faces.There are two kinds of feasts in the hall, the one on the left is the vegetarian feast, and the one on the right is the meat feast, which are fully prepared.
The queen sat on the hall facing south and north, and a row of bead curtains in front of her was shining with light, so her face could not be seen clearly.
"See Your Majesty." The national teacher stood under the hall, made a slight salute, and said, "The Eastern Land Great Tang Dynasty has been brought to the Jade Emperor Tang Sanzang."
Jiang Yanchen didn't look up, he was inexplicably a little nervous holding the Zen stick in his hand.Only the crisp sound of the bead curtain was heard, and after a long time, a laughing voice sounded: "There is Lao Guoshi."
The voice was soft and sweet, and Jiang Yanchen's heart moved when he heard it.If it is placed in modern times, it is a typical goddess voice.
"Elder Tang has been exhausted all the way, and I will leave the rest to the widow to entertain. The national teacher should go down and rest first." The queen said softly.
The national teacher hesitated for a moment, then bowed slightly: "The minister will leave."
Not long after the national teacher left, the queen spoke again, and said with a little more dignity: "Everyone should step down too."
Before Jiang Yanchen could react, he saw the two rows of standing ladies answering "Yes" and then retreated one by one in an orderly manner.His palms were sweating a little, and he was not sure what the king of the daughter country was going to do.
Before he could open his mouth, he heard the sound of the bead curtain crackling like exploding fireworks.He raised his head in amazement, his eyes blurred, an ending sound rose, and an incomparably rippling voice sounded in front of him: "Yu~brother~brother~brother~!"
... Who is this Thomas!
How dare you return my goddess! !
The king of the Daughter Kingdom in front of her had eyebrows like emerald green feathers and skin like creamy fat. She was dressed in a pale pink flowery palace dress and covered with golden silk.
... If you ignore the clusters of flowers one after another.
Jiang Yanchen's eyes were about to stare straight. This was the first time he saw someone really put flowers on his head. That's right, real flowers with dew on his head, full of flowers!It's really full!
Tremble, little bees!
"Brother Yu, what's the matter?" The queen approached him, tugging at his sleeve with a blank expression.
Jiang Yanchen saw a large group of flowers rushing towards him, and couldn't help taking a few steps back. Seeing the queen's rather injured look, he hurriedly said, "What about the little monk..."
I was really shocked.Tell me what you want to say at this time!
The queen tilted her head and glanced at him, and smiled coquettishly: "Brother Yu is probably hungry, why don't you sit down and eat something?" She looked behind Jiang Yanchen, "All of these?"
"Ah, I forgot to introduce." Jiang Yanchen said, "These are my three apprentices, the second apprentice Zhu Bajie, the third apprentice Sha Wujing, and the younger apprentice Ao Lie."
Ao Lie leaned on Zhu Bajie's body dying, stroking his belly with his hands, blinking his eyes, looking very aggrieved.
"It seems that this little brother is very hungry." The Queen smiled, "Sit down and eat."
"..." Jiang Yanchen said silently, he really wasn't starved.
The five sat down one by one, the Queen blinked her eyes and said narrowly: "Wait, Brother Yu, where is your big apprentice?"
Jiang Yanchen paused: "He has something to do recently, so he's not by my side for the time being."
"That's it." The queen suddenly realized, "Going to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures is such a hard work, how can you say that you leave the master and leave the master, don't you think so, Brother Yu?"
Jiang Yanchen scratched his bald head, not sure what she meant by these words.
The queen held her chin and looked at Jiang Yanchen seriously.It's impossible for anyone to be stared at by such a hot stare. Jiang Yanchen's bald head is not feeling well.As a young monk, as a famous monk in history, it is true that he is a little bit more handsome, but there is Zhu Bajie on the left, an indisputable beauty, and Monk Sha on the right, a handsome and elegant guy. , there is also a cute little boy named Ao Lie, why are you staring at me like this!Is it because my bald head is too bright!
"Brother Yu is really good-looking no matter how you look at it." The Queen looked at him and smiled silly.
"..." There was a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and thunder rolled from the sky.Jiang Yanchen didn't want to say a word after being told by Lei.Goodbye manual.
"Brother Yu..."
"Call the little monk Sanzang." Jiang Yanchen wanted to cry, but I beg you, girl, don't lie to me.
The Queen smiled and narrowed her eyes: "Sanzang, do you think I look good?"
Jiang Yanchen swallowed, and silently looked away: "It looks good..."
"I knew it." The queen became happy, her face was like a peach blossom, shining brightly, "You used to like to see the flower arrangement on my head the most."
"..." Wait, the amount of information in this sentence is slightly larger.
The Queen seemed to have noticed something was wrong, she covered her mouth and stared at Jiang Yanchen.Then he put down his hands, smiled slightly, and looked charming and cute: "I'm talking nonsense again, but fortunately the Master of the National Teacher is not here, otherwise I will be taught a lesson."
At least the girl's IQ is normal.Should I be happy?
"Uh, Your Majesty the Queen." Jiang Yanchen quietly put a lightning rod on himself, and asked, "My little apprentice, Ao Lie, accidentally drank the water from the river ahead, and now he is complaining of a stomachache, I don't know..."
Hearing what he said, the queen laughed out of character; "Oh, this little brother is too careless."
"This river is called the Zimu River. There are no men in our Daughter Country. Every girl who reaches the age of 20 drinks the water in the river. After drinking the water, she feels abdominal pain and has a baby, and she can give birth to a child."
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were overjoyed after hearing this.Zhu Bajie put his arm around Ao Lie's shoulder and teased, "Little brother, little brother, I never thought that you will be a father!"
"Father?" Even Monk Sha couldn't help joking, "I think it's almost the mother."
Ao Lie was squeezed between the two of them, feeling ashamed and ashamed, coupled with shock, his face flushed red, he couldn't help touching his stomach, and almost got into the ground.
"Then, is there any way to solve it?" Jiang Yanchen watched it for a while, but decided to bring the topic to the main topic.
"Of course there are." The queen nodded, and when she was about to speak, her eyes rolled and she said with a charming smile, "What does Sanzang mean? Do you want the apprentice to kill this child?"
Jiang Yanchen was taken aback for a moment, and said as it should: "It should be destroyed, what kind of child does a dignified man have?"
The queen pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "This is not acceptable, since it is the case, I will not tell you."
"……"Why!Queen, you tell me why! !In Jiang Yanchen's heart, a hundred thousand grass and mud horses galloped past, raising dust.
"Our daughter country has always only had girls. I have never seen what it is like for a man to give birth to a child." The queen said with some regret.
Who the hell has seen a man give birth? !Jiang Yanchen went crazy.
"Maybe he will give birth to a boy?" Thinking of this possibility, the Queen was overjoyed and couldn't hide the expectation on her face, "Sanzang, let your apprentice give birth to that child?"
WTF?Queen, I'll give you a sky-spinning monkey, believe it or not!
The author has something to say: Queen: Have a baby?
Jiang Yanchen: No! ! !
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"Sanzang, let your apprentice give birth to that child!" The queen said expectantly, "He must be the first boy in our daughter country, and the people of the whole country will be very happy."
Can you be unhappy!You are a country of daughters!Jiang Yanchen couldn't complain anymore.
"Haha, Master Master, that's all." Zhu Bajie was possessed by some kind of demon, and Le's eyes became slits, "Why bother to give birth to him, and let the junior brother give birth to him, and the few of us will raise him together, won't it? Happy?"
"Hey, Second Senior Brother, I don't agree with this point." Monk Sha said, "We are all big men, how can we raise children? If we want to raise you, then don't pull me."
"Enough, enough." Ao Lie blushed, struggling to look at Jiang Yanchen and said, "Master, master, save me QAQ. I don't want to have children."
His face was red, his expression was extremely aggrieved, his eyes glistened, and he looked at Jiang Yanchen cautiously.
Seeing her appearance as a little daughter-in-law, Zhu Bajie couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, and fell down with Monk Sha, overjoyed.
"Bajie, Wujing." Seeing his crying expression, Jiang Yanchen's heart softened, and he couldn't help scolding, "Don't mess around! If it wasn't for the teacher to stop you, you might have a child in your belly!"
"Master is wise." Zhu Bajie cupped his hands and wanted to salute Jiang Yanchen, but because of his soft smile, he couldn't lift it up.
Hearing his words, the queen seemed to remember something, her eyes lit up, and she said, "Hey, by the way, there is a man in black who came into the city with you, and he also drank the water from the river." Do you know where he is?"
"Uh, here, we didn't go all the way with him." Jiang Yanchen paused and said, "He did drink the water in the river, I saw it with my own eyes."
The queen clapped her hands and said, "Great, there are now two boys in this town."
Jiang Yanchen: "..." I always feel that there is something wrong with the focus.
"Do you know where he went?"
Hearing the Queen's question, Jiang Yanchen shook his head: "I don't know."
The Queen nodded and said, "In this way, I will issue a city-wide arrest warrant. It is not easy to find a man in Daughter's Country. I must dig three feet to dig out this man in black."
Jiang Yanchen: "..." It was frantic.
The Queen looked at Jiang Yanchen with her head tilted, and said with a charming smile, "Brother Sanzang, I really want you to give me a baby."
As soon as the voice fell, the room was silent.Both Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha stopped laughing and appeared dumbfounded.JPG.
Jiang Yanchen swallowed, and said dumbfounded: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, what about me, I am a monk."
"I know, I know, look, Brother Sanzang is scared. Am I going to force you to become vulgar again?" The queen didn't get angry when she heard his words, but smiled brighter, as if she was satisfied to see his embarrassed expression.
"Uh, we really have nothing to discuss about having a baby..." Jiang Yanchen asked with difficulty adjusting his mood.
At this time, the queen's face became dark: "I will not force brother Sanzang to have a child, but since it happened in the daughter's country, it is naturally up to me to decide whether to keep the child or kill him."
Little White Dragon: "...QAQ"
Jiang Yanchen raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat off his forehead, and suddenly sat up straight and said, "Eat, let's eat first."
Oh my god, let the little monk have a bite to eat!
Accompanied by the Queen, the three of Jiang Yanchen and his apprentice ate the most difficult meal since learning the scriptures.It's not because it's too bad to eat, and it's not because it's not enough, it's because even the most delicious food is like chewing wax.
After the meal, Jiang Yanchen used the excuse of taking a rest to avoid the queen's "eye attack", and took the three apprentices into the wing arranged for them as if fleeing.
Little Bailong lay dying on the bed, with a look of lovelessness on his face.
Zhu Bajie didn't bother to make jokes, he finally discovered the scary thing about the queen.Not only did she force men to have children by refusing to give them notices, but more importantly, the queen seemed to be so careful with their stupid and cute master.
"Master, why don't you go and seduce me?" Monk Sha clearly showed an elegant smile, but he made such a dirty suggestion.
Jiang Yanchen was lying on the bed in a large font, shaking his head: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble..."
"I can't really let my junior brother give birth to this child." Zhu Bajie said.
"I'll find a way!" Jiang Yanchen broke down, "But let me have a rest first!"
Today is a day that has been so ups and downs that he can no longer accept it.Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were silent collectively, and Xiao Bailong had already wandered into the sky and went offline silently.
"Little monk, this flower is so beautiful." A sweet girl's voice sounded.Behind her was a patch of pink, meandering towards the horizon, reflecting a patch of sunset glow, "It's actually blooming here."
A figure stood vaguely behind her, as if the wind would blow away.
"Do you know what it's called?" The girl picked one off, put it on the tip of her nose and sniffed it lightly. It seemed that there was no such fragrance as she had imagined. Show it to the people behind you.
"It's just a small wild flower by the side of the road, why bother about its name." Behind the girl, another figure appeared. He was wearing a mighty battle robe and red silk soaring to the sky. He stood beside the looming figure, holding a golden cudgel in his hand, carelessly Looking at the sea of flowers.
"Great Sage." The person next to him was a little annoyed.
Sun Wukong snorted coldly, "My grandson doesn't even love those that don't bear fruit."
"You monkey, you eat nothing but eat. You don't look like the hero in my mind at all!" The girl pouted, with a cute and cute face.
The little monk took the flower in her hand, looked at it slightly, and said with a smile in his voice, "This...is called calamus flower."
"calamus?"
Speaking of which, Sun Wukong couldn't help coming over.The little monk continued: "It's also called Jade Cicada Flower."
"It's so beautiful." The girl raised her head with reverence on her face: "Then you wear it for me." The pink flowers were pinned to her temples, but no matter how delicate and beautiful the flowers were, they couldn't compare to her splendor.
"Children's family." Monkey King muttered disdainfully, but bent down to pick a flower, and seemed to be a little disgusted, and put it in the palm of the little monk.The little monk clenched his hands slowly, and a flower twirled in his hand.Spinning, floating, slowly rising with the gaze, pushing towards the sky——
The sunset glow and the sea of flowers complement each other, but the night will eventually come, and the sunset glow will be swallowed up by the darkness bit by bit.The figure behind the girl faded away, and with the disappearance of the last ray of light, the little monk suddenly disappeared.
The girl turned her head in horror, but there was nothing behind her.
The sea of flowers peeled off like glass being shattered, and all the scenes were disillusioned.Jiang Yanchen shivered and woke up.
It turned out...was it just a dream?
He wiped his face, and Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha fell asleep and snored.Little Bailong hasn't moved since the afternoon, and has been lying there.
Outside, it was just dawn.
Without any sleepiness for a while, Jiang Yanchen turned over and sat up, washed up, opened the door and walked out.
The air is dense with water vapor, and it feels a little damp on the face.This place seems to be too different from the image of the word "West" on Jiang Yanchen. The river is gentle and the willows are green in the new spring.
There are no female guards next to the room, so I am afraid they all went to rest.He looked around blankly, chose a direction at random, and walked up.
After all, Daughter Country is a small country, and Guanglu Temple is naturally not that big, but there is a pavilion at every step, and a pavilion at every ten steps, with unique and elegant scenery everywhere.All the architectural styles are in line with Chang'an, like a miniature version of Chang'an's mansion.It seems that the king of this daughter country has a deep connection with Datang.
Jiang Yanchen felt emotional in his heart, but the moment he turned the corner, his pupils suddenly shrank.
Behind this pavilion is a large sea of flowers.In the morning light, the pink flowers trembled slightly, swaying, and slowly blooming buds.
But in the sea of flowers, the queen's figure is graceful, but she is scattered as soon as the wind blows.
Jiang Yanchen hesitated for a moment, but decided to turn around and leave, but was stopped just as he lifted his foot——
"Since you're here, why leave?"
He was stunned, smiled helplessly, and said, "I don't know how much your majesty is here, so it's bothering you." Because he had just woken up, his voice was still hoarse.
The queen turned her head and said with a smile, "Sanzang, why don't you come and take a look?"
Jiang Yanchen sighed silently in his heart, but followed her words and walked over.
This sea of flowers is much smaller than in the dream, and the leaves rustle when you step on the soil.Seeing him approaching slowly, the queen's eyes gradually lit up, which inexplicably made him a little guilty.
"Has Sanzang seen this flower?" The queen tilted her head slightly to look at him.
Jiang Yanchen avoided her sight in a panic, bent down to pick one, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it lightly, he smiled wryly and shook his head: "I don't know."
"I don't know..." The queen looked at him, a little dazed, "This is calamus, also called jade cicada. It was transplanted from Chang'an, and it is difficult to grow."
"The queen really loves flowers." Jiang Yanchen sighed with emotion.
"Is it beautiful?" The queen looked at him, seemed to be unwilling to take a step towards him, and stretched out her hand.Jiang Yanchen stepped back subconsciously, and the moment he raised his head, he caught her eyes. He raised his hand in a strange way, and pinned the flower on her bun.
Realizing what he had done, Jiang Yanchen coughed in embarrassment: "Young monk offended."
But for some reason, the queen didn't speak anymore.She stroked the jade cicada flowers on her bun, and pursed her lips slightly: "I know what Sanzang was thinking, yesterday was just teasing you."
"On Nanshan Street just outside the city, there is a Jieyang Mountain. There is a hole in the mountain. There is a 'Luotai Spring' in the hole. If you drink that spring water, your apprentice will be fine."
Jiang Yanchen raised his head instantly, that's all right, this teasing is worth it!
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I had a whole day of class today, I'm a little tired_(:з」∠)_
Lie flat and beg to be stroked.
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Jiang Yanchen couldn't help being overjoyed when he got the news he wanted.He hesitated for a moment, and after thanking the queen, he ran all the way back to the room.
The snoring was ringing in the room, and the three apprentices were all sleeping soundly.
After waking up one by one, Jiang Yanchen told the three of them.
Zhu Bajie said with sleepy eyes: "Then that's really great, Junior Brother doesn't have to have a baby." Little Bailong didn't wake up at all, leaned on his shoulder and rubbed his eyes blankly.
"Aren't you going with me?" Jiang Yanchen asked.
Monk Sha was awake, he smiled wryly and said, "I'm afraid I don't have the ability to protect Master."
"What's wrong?" Jiang Yanchen was a little surprised that he would say such a thing.
"In the battle of Liushahe, the stick that the big brother hit me almost broke my bones." Monk Sha said calmly, "I am no different from an ordinary mortal now, and it is useless to lead me."
"...Why didn't you say this?" Sun Wukong's eyes widened, "You hit you so badly?"
Monk Sha smiled and said, "Perhaps senior brother has his own concerns."
"..." Jiang Yanchen was a little helpless.
After listening to the conversation between the two in silence, Zhu Bajie said, "Why don't I go with Master?"
Jiang Yanchen glanced at Xiao Bailong, who was about to fall at any time, and sighed, "No, I'll go alone this time. It's just fetching water, I'm afraid it's not difficult. Besides, I seem to meet another helper. "
"Who?" Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha asked together.
Jiang Yanchen smiled strangely, but didn't make another sound.
For Jiang Yanchen's safety, the king of Daughter Country specially sent four female officials to follow him and sent him all the way out of the city gate.The people on both sides of the street seemed to know that the little monk was not moved by women like them, so they just watched from a distance, showing novel expressions, and did not rush over again.
It did save Jiang Yanchen a lot of trouble.I really didn't expect that in such an era, I could earn experience points by swiping my face.
Outside the gate of the city, the river water is faint.Although it is cold in spring, the willows on the bank have quietly spit out green spores, which are warm against the sun, which is very pleasant.
Jiang Yanchen glanced around and stopped.The four female officers still followed behind him obediently, and stopped in a well-mannered manner.
"I'm sorry for the four girls." Jiang Yanchen turned his head and smiled softly, "Just send me here, I know how to walk the rest of the way."
The leading female officer lowered her head slightly, her cheeks flushed, this was the first time she had spoken to a man at such a close distance, she clenched her fists, restrained her inner excitement and replied: "Then we will go back, Elder Tang finished taking Spring water, don’t forget to come back early, His Majesty is still waiting for you.”
"...I see." Jiang Yanchen's smile stiffened, and he nodded slowly.
Watching the four female officers disappear from his sight, Jiang Yanchen breathed a sigh of relief, his sanctimonious expression collapsed.He turned to the shore again, bent over to search carefully, and suddenly raised his eyebrows, revealing a wicked smile.
Behind a willow tree as thick as two people hugging each other by the river, the man in black sat there motionless, as if even the wind had stopped in front of him, as still as a painting.
"Ahem, my dear friend..." Jiang Yanchen cleared his throat, and came out from behind the tree with a vague smile on his lips.
The man in black raised his head in surprise, but his eyebrows could not help but furrowed, showing a forbearing expression.
Jiang Yanchen approached him slowly, and whispered in his ear, "Is there anything I can help you with?"
Feeling the sudden condensation of the air around the man in black, Jiang Yanchen took a few steps back with a smile, shook his head and said, "Does it hurt?"
"What's in that water?" the man in black gritted his teeth.
Jiang Yanchen tilted his head to look at him: "Don't you know? There is a child."
Man in black:"……"
"Women in Daughter Country all give birth to their children by drinking water from the river. What do you think is in this river?"
The expression on the face of the man in black could no longer be described as cold, it was simply to swallow Jiang Yanchen alive ♂♂♂♂ alive.
Jiang Yanchen put away his smile slowly, and said in a deep voice, "What are you following me for?"
The man in black snorted coldly and said, "Follow you? As I said earlier, this road belongs to your house? You are only allowed to go, but are you going to let others go?"
"This is the country of daughters? Are you here to find a wife?" Jiang Yanchen exaggerated.
"You have nothing to do with it." The man in black paused every word.
"I knew you wouldn't admit it." Jiang Yanchen muttered a little depressed, stood up, turned around and left.Who knew that after taking two steps, he turned around hesitantly, and noticed that the man in black was leaning on the tree, closing his eyes slightly, suppressing the anger all over his body, clutching his stomach and looking very uncomfortable, couldn't help but said, "Still If you don’t go for an abortion with me, do you really want to give birth to the child?”
Man in black:"……"
I really can't blame the man in black for this matter, he was inexplicably taken advantage of by a group of women, and he was pregnant with a child.He wanted to go into the city like Jiang Yanchen and the others to inquire about it, because he was afraid that if he stepped in, he would be thrown down again, and he would not be able to protect himself.Therefore, I can only sit silently behind the willow tree, hide my coordinates, and quietly look for other solutions.
Fortunately, Jiang Yanchen found him wittily, otherwise the man in black would probably be entangled here to death.
"Where are we going?" The man in black's voice was as cold as his whole body, and even when he asked, it gave off a faint sense of oppression.
Jiang Yanchen looked back at him and said, "We are going to Zhengnanshan Street outside the city. There is a Jieyang Mountain there, and there is a hole in the mountain. There is a 'Luotai Spring' in the cave. After eating the spring water, you will be I can kill the child." After speaking, he paused, sighed regretfully, "Are you really not planning to give birth? It's quite a pity."
The man in black: "...Stop talking nonsense, let's go."
Jiang Yanchen pretended to be melancholy and said, "My little monk wants to hurry up, but I usually ride a horse, so I can't go fast enough."
The atmosphere condenses instantly.
Then, Jiang Yanchen felt the man in black wrap around his waist from behind him, and tapped his toes.Jiang Yanchen flickered, his center of gravity was unstable, and he wrapped his arms around his neck nervously.
Jiang Yanchen felt his cheeks were a little hot, and his breathing was not good, so he turned his head away in embarrassment.
...TAT Madan knew that he would not do it!Is it still too late to learn Daqinggong?
"Where are you going?" The man in black hugged him, his breathing was fairly steady, but with some pain in his abdomen, his tone was unavoidable.
Jiang Yanchen came back to his senses, ignored Ruoyou Ruowu's heat flow on his neck, and pointed in a direction: "Fly over there."
When flying into the air, perhaps because of the severe abdominal pain, the man in black shook and almost fell from the air.Fortunately, it landed on the mountainside of Jieyang Mountain safely and without any danger.
The mountains are lush and lush, with brocade flowers and blue weeds, it is indeed a quiet and good place.
Jiang Yanchen looked around, waved to the man in black and said, "Here, it should be there."
Looking in the direction he pointed, an empty hole appeared amidst the jungle.Surrounded by unnamed trees, there is no road, only a small path made by people on the dirt.The two walked to the front and raised their heads. Someone outside the cave had engraved three characters, which were the characters "Poerdong". It was probably too old, and the engravings were of different depths and not so beautiful.
"Yes, I found it." Jiang Yanchen smiled and narrowed his eyes, "This way I can save my stupid apprentice." He took out a bowl from his sleeve, tilted his head and shook it.
Seeing the man in black looking into the well, he said with a smile: "If you don't mind the hero, I will lend you this alms bowl first, and then I will fetch some water, and I will give it to my apprentice later."
The man in black didn't refuse, took his bowl and stood by the well.
Jiang Yanchen took a few steps back, feeling quite happy.
The mutation happened at this moment.
A gust of wind suddenly picked up the dust on the ground and smashed it on the faces of the two of them.Jiang Yanchen stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, and there was a "ding dong" next to him, and the bowl in the man's hand fell to the ground.
A huge pulling force came from his shoulders, Jiang Yanchen couldn't stand still, staggered a few times and shouted: "Who is it?!"
Laughter like the sound of a pipa, big pearls and small pearls falling into his ears like a jade plate, the voice was so charming that an ordinary man would feel his bones crumble when he heard it.It's a pity that Jiang Yanchen is not an ordinary man.
Therefore, he could clearly feel a ribbon, just like the lingering laughter, winding around him vaguely, at first it was only light and fluffy, like tickling.Then, it became tighter and tighter, clinging tightly to himself, as if to be embedded in the skin.
But he couldn't see it.
He could not see who had tampered with the wind.
Suddenly, his body lightened, and the person on the other end of the ribbon exerted force, and Jiang Yanchen was picked up almost without any strength to fight back.
"Monster! How dare you?!"
The sound of violent drinking sounded, and the fog that shrouded his eyes was cleared away.He saw the man in black put his hand to his ear, and a golden light suddenly broke through his ear, and a brilliant light, standing in a golden hoop, met the Buddha and killed the Buddha, met the devil and killed the devil!
With a "thump", the wind and sand were cut away, and the man in black jumped into the air and was about to chase after him.
The soft and charming voice sounded again, and he smiled softly: "Little brother, does your stomach hurt?"
Jiang Yanchen: "..."
Finally, he took off Brother Monkey's vest.But he never expected that not only was he successfully captured by the monster according to the pissing nature of the story today, but he also saw the "pregnant" Brother Monkey with his own eyes.
Ahhh, there is no regret in dying!
The author has something to say: Thank you Kansai for your long comment! ! !Excited! !
Today is the weekend~!Have a great weekend everyone!
I went to the hot pot today, so happy w~!
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Jiang Yanchen was not very worried about his situation.After all, the pissing nature of "Journey to the West" is already there. It is normal for him to be captured, but it is not so easy for the monster to kill him.
Not to mention that he has disciples with great supernatural powers, even he himself is not a monk with no power to restrain a chicken, and he may not beat the boss to death, but it is still possible to struggle.
After Sun Wukong disappeared from his sight, Jiang Yanchen slowly closed his eyes and turned on the "Staying still" mode, even though the silk was wrapped around him, he didn't make any unnecessary movements.
The coquettish laughter sprayed at the base of his ears with ambiguous heat: "You little monk is interesting, why don't you open your eyes and look at me?"
Jiang Yanchen continued to move, and he was bound to carry out the pretense to the end.
Suddenly, he felt his body lighten, and the restraint of the ribbon was released, and his feet touched the solid ground.He opened his eyes slightly, and there were two stone gates in front of him, on which were engraved a few big characters "Pipa Cave of Poison Enemy Mountain".And there are no trees or grass around the cave, and it is barren and inhabited. There are only jagged rocks arranged in a disorderly manner.
It turned out to be this monster, Jiang Yanchen scratched his bald head and thought, scorpion spirit.
With a slight push from behind, the two stone doors suddenly opened, and he raised his feet and walked involuntarily into the dark cave.The moment he stepped into the cave, the candles in the cave were flickering and brightened up.
Jiang Yanchen looked around, but he was not polite, found a stool by the table and sat down.He straightened his cuffs, and said loudly: "Where is the monster, should he show up?"
A burst of laughter almost penetrated the man's bones from far to near, and reached Jiang Yanchen's ears.He suddenly felt a heat on his neck, couldn't help his body stiffen, looked down, the slender arms were wrapped around his neck, and he also felt a burst of warmth on his back, that posture was really very intimate.
"Elder Tang is really cute," said the voice slowly, "I don't know if it's really as unfeminine as it appears?"
Hey, do you feel like you are abstinence/desire?Hey, it seems that there is really nothing you can do with the body of a grown-up male monk.Jiang Yanchen clasped his hands together, and said with a little regret, "Amitabha."
"What are you pretending to be so serious!" The voice behind him suddenly had a tinge of bitterness. Jiang Yanchen felt a pain in his throat, and found that his throat was being restrained, and his sharp nails were almost embedded in his flesh. Not worshiping Buddha, but getting involved with Her Majesty the Queen, is this the commandment of Tang monks?!"
Jiang Yanchen was startled, how did this monster know that he had met the queen this morning?It was clear that no one else was present... He clenched the Zen stick in his hand and asked with difficulty, "How do you know?"
The scorpion spirit smiled softly: "There are many things you don't know."
Then she slowly loosened the grip on Jiang Yanchen, and walked out from behind him, "Little monk, do you recognize me?"
Her hair was raised up in a bun, and the originally black-red gown was replaced by a dark red gauze blouse. There was no trace of the anger and prestige between the eyebrows, but it added a kind of charm. Under the light, the slender eyebrows implied Qiubo looked at Jiang Yanchen cheerfully.
WTF!Daughter Guoguoshi?Don't think I won't recognize you if you change your vest!Ten thousand mud horses galloped past Jiang Yanchen's heart, but his face was surprisingly calm: "National teacher?"
The national teacher transformed from a scorpion spirit smiled slightly: "I don't know if I am beautiful in the eyes of the holy monk, or the queen is more beautiful?"
"..." Jiang Yanchen had a bad idea.
"Holy Monk, do you want to..."
"No!" Jiang Yanchen answered quickly.
Scorpion spirit: "...but you
This is really strange, the king of the daughter country seems to know that he is coming?
The author has something to say: Have you gone to see Animal City?saute!chicken!good!look!have!Wood!have!
Eat me, Amway, hahaha
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The female official who came to pick up Jiang Yanchen was none other than the national teacher of Daughter Country.Jiang Yanchen's jaw was so frightened that he dislocated his jaw.Originally, he thought that the person who picked him up was just an ordinary postman, but he didn't expect that all the country's second-in-commands would be dispatched all of a sudden, which really made him feel that Daughter Country values him.
Although Datang is famous far and wide, it is too exaggerated to achieve this level.
But then I thought about the brutality of the middle school girls when they saw the men just now, it seems understandable?
The king held a big banquet outside Guanglu Temple.Before approaching, Jiang Yanchen saw a large row of carriages from afar, with six dragons spraying colors on them, and the twin phoenixes are auspicious.Baoji and cloud servant girls, beaded curtains and phoenix hairpins, a piece of singing and singing pipes.
"This king is too..." Zhu Bajie praised.It was too exaggerated, Jiang Yanchen silently filled in his unfinished words in his heart.
"Elder Tang, please follow me." The national teacher greeted the three of Jiang Yanchen and led them into the main hall.
In the main hall, there is a school of singing and singing, and there are two rows of pinks standing there with charming faces.There are two kinds of feasts in the hall, the one on the left is the vegetarian feast, and the one on the right is the meat feast, which are fully prepared.
The queen sat on the hall facing south and north, and a row of bead curtains in front of her was shining with light, so her face could not be seen clearly.
"See Your Majesty." The national teacher stood under the hall, made a slight salute, and said, "The Eastern Land Great Tang Dynasty has been brought to the Jade Emperor Tang Sanzang."
Jiang Yanchen didn't look up, he was inexplicably a little nervous holding the Zen stick in his hand.Only the crisp sound of the bead curtain was heard, and after a long time, a laughing voice sounded: "There is Lao Guoshi."
The voice was soft and sweet, and Jiang Yanchen's heart moved when he heard it.If it is placed in modern times, it is a typical goddess voice.
"Elder Tang has been exhausted all the way, and I will leave the rest to the widow to entertain. The national teacher should go down and rest first." The queen said softly.
The national teacher hesitated for a moment, then bowed slightly: "The minister will leave."
Not long after the national teacher left, the queen spoke again, and said with a little more dignity: "Everyone should step down too."
Before Jiang Yanchen could react, he saw the two rows of standing ladies answering "Yes" and then retreated one by one in an orderly manner.His palms were sweating a little, and he was not sure what the king of the daughter country was going to do.
Before he could open his mouth, he heard the sound of the bead curtain crackling like exploding fireworks.He raised his head in amazement, his eyes blurred, an ending sound rose, and an incomparably rippling voice sounded in front of him: "Yu~brother~brother~brother~!"
... Who is this Thomas!
How dare you return my goddess! !
The king of the Daughter Kingdom in front of her had eyebrows like emerald green feathers and skin like creamy fat. She was dressed in a pale pink flowery palace dress and covered with golden silk.
... If you ignore the clusters of flowers one after another.
Jiang Yanchen's eyes were about to stare straight. This was the first time he saw someone really put flowers on his head. That's right, real flowers with dew on his head, full of flowers!It's really full!
Tremble, little bees!
"Brother Yu, what's the matter?" The queen approached him, tugging at his sleeve with a blank expression.
Jiang Yanchen saw a large group of flowers rushing towards him, and couldn't help taking a few steps back. Seeing the queen's rather injured look, he hurriedly said, "What about the little monk..."
I was really shocked.Tell me what you want to say at this time!
The queen tilted her head and glanced at him, and smiled coquettishly: "Brother Yu is probably hungry, why don't you sit down and eat something?" She looked behind Jiang Yanchen, "All of these?"
"Ah, I forgot to introduce." Jiang Yanchen said, "These are my three apprentices, the second apprentice Zhu Bajie, the third apprentice Sha Wujing, and the younger apprentice Ao Lie."
Ao Lie leaned on Zhu Bajie's body dying, stroking his belly with his hands, blinking his eyes, looking very aggrieved.
"It seems that this little brother is very hungry." The Queen smiled, "Sit down and eat."
"..." Jiang Yanchen said silently, he really wasn't starved.
The five sat down one by one, the Queen blinked her eyes and said narrowly: "Wait, Brother Yu, where is your big apprentice?"
Jiang Yanchen paused: "He has something to do recently, so he's not by my side for the time being."
"That's it." The queen suddenly realized, "Going to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures is such a hard work, how can you say that you leave the master and leave the master, don't you think so, Brother Yu?"
Jiang Yanchen scratched his bald head, not sure what she meant by these words.
The queen held her chin and looked at Jiang Yanchen seriously.It's impossible for anyone to be stared at by such a hot stare. Jiang Yanchen's bald head is not feeling well.As a young monk, as a famous monk in history, it is true that he is a little bit more handsome, but there is Zhu Bajie on the left, an indisputable beauty, and Monk Sha on the right, a handsome and elegant guy. , there is also a cute little boy named Ao Lie, why are you staring at me like this!Is it because my bald head is too bright!
"Brother Yu is really good-looking no matter how you look at it." The Queen looked at him and smiled silly.
"..." There was a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and thunder rolled from the sky.Jiang Yanchen didn't want to say a word after being told by Lei.Goodbye manual.
"Brother Yu..."
"Call the little monk Sanzang." Jiang Yanchen wanted to cry, but I beg you, girl, don't lie to me.
The Queen smiled and narrowed her eyes: "Sanzang, do you think I look good?"
Jiang Yanchen swallowed, and silently looked away: "It looks good..."
"I knew it." The queen became happy, her face was like a peach blossom, shining brightly, "You used to like to see the flower arrangement on my head the most."
"..." Wait, the amount of information in this sentence is slightly larger.
The Queen seemed to have noticed something was wrong, she covered her mouth and stared at Jiang Yanchen.Then he put down his hands, smiled slightly, and looked charming and cute: "I'm talking nonsense again, but fortunately the Master of the National Teacher is not here, otherwise I will be taught a lesson."
At least the girl's IQ is normal.Should I be happy?
"Uh, Your Majesty the Queen." Jiang Yanchen quietly put a lightning rod on himself, and asked, "My little apprentice, Ao Lie, accidentally drank the water from the river ahead, and now he is complaining of a stomachache, I don't know..."
Hearing what he said, the queen laughed out of character; "Oh, this little brother is too careless."
"This river is called the Zimu River. There are no men in our Daughter Country. Every girl who reaches the age of 20 drinks the water in the river. After drinking the water, she feels abdominal pain and has a baby, and she can give birth to a child."
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were overjoyed after hearing this.Zhu Bajie put his arm around Ao Lie's shoulder and teased, "Little brother, little brother, I never thought that you will be a father!"
"Father?" Even Monk Sha couldn't help joking, "I think it's almost the mother."
Ao Lie was squeezed between the two of them, feeling ashamed and ashamed, coupled with shock, his face flushed red, he couldn't help touching his stomach, and almost got into the ground.
"Then, is there any way to solve it?" Jiang Yanchen watched it for a while, but decided to bring the topic to the main topic.
"Of course there are." The queen nodded, and when she was about to speak, her eyes rolled and she said with a charming smile, "What does Sanzang mean? Do you want the apprentice to kill this child?"
Jiang Yanchen was taken aback for a moment, and said as it should: "It should be destroyed, what kind of child does a dignified man have?"
The queen pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "This is not acceptable, since it is the case, I will not tell you."
"……"Why!Queen, you tell me why! !In Jiang Yanchen's heart, a hundred thousand grass and mud horses galloped past, raising dust.
"Our daughter country has always only had girls. I have never seen what it is like for a man to give birth to a child." The queen said with some regret.
Who the hell has seen a man give birth? !Jiang Yanchen went crazy.
"Maybe he will give birth to a boy?" Thinking of this possibility, the Queen was overjoyed and couldn't hide the expectation on her face, "Sanzang, let your apprentice give birth to that child?"
WTF?Queen, I'll give you a sky-spinning monkey, believe it or not!
The author has something to say: Queen: Have a baby?
Jiang Yanchen: No! ! !
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"Sanzang, let your apprentice give birth to that child!" The queen said expectantly, "He must be the first boy in our daughter country, and the people of the whole country will be very happy."
Can you be unhappy!You are a country of daughters!Jiang Yanchen couldn't complain anymore.
"Haha, Master Master, that's all." Zhu Bajie was possessed by some kind of demon, and Le's eyes became slits, "Why bother to give birth to him, and let the junior brother give birth to him, and the few of us will raise him together, won't it? Happy?"
"Hey, Second Senior Brother, I don't agree with this point." Monk Sha said, "We are all big men, how can we raise children? If we want to raise you, then don't pull me."
"Enough, enough." Ao Lie blushed, struggling to look at Jiang Yanchen and said, "Master, master, save me QAQ. I don't want to have children."
His face was red, his expression was extremely aggrieved, his eyes glistened, and he looked at Jiang Yanchen cautiously.
Seeing her appearance as a little daughter-in-law, Zhu Bajie couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, and fell down with Monk Sha, overjoyed.
"Bajie, Wujing." Seeing his crying expression, Jiang Yanchen's heart softened, and he couldn't help scolding, "Don't mess around! If it wasn't for the teacher to stop you, you might have a child in your belly!"
"Master is wise." Zhu Bajie cupped his hands and wanted to salute Jiang Yanchen, but because of his soft smile, he couldn't lift it up.
Hearing his words, the queen seemed to remember something, her eyes lit up, and she said, "Hey, by the way, there is a man in black who came into the city with you, and he also drank the water from the river." Do you know where he is?"
"Uh, here, we didn't go all the way with him." Jiang Yanchen paused and said, "He did drink the water in the river, I saw it with my own eyes."
The queen clapped her hands and said, "Great, there are now two boys in this town."
Jiang Yanchen: "..." I always feel that there is something wrong with the focus.
"Do you know where he went?"
Hearing the Queen's question, Jiang Yanchen shook his head: "I don't know."
The Queen nodded and said, "In this way, I will issue a city-wide arrest warrant. It is not easy to find a man in Daughter's Country. I must dig three feet to dig out this man in black."
Jiang Yanchen: "..." It was frantic.
The Queen looked at Jiang Yanchen with her head tilted, and said with a charming smile, "Brother Sanzang, I really want you to give me a baby."
As soon as the voice fell, the room was silent.Both Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha stopped laughing and appeared dumbfounded.JPG.
Jiang Yanchen swallowed, and said dumbfounded: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, what about me, I am a monk."
"I know, I know, look, Brother Sanzang is scared. Am I going to force you to become vulgar again?" The queen didn't get angry when she heard his words, but smiled brighter, as if she was satisfied to see his embarrassed expression.
"Uh, we really have nothing to discuss about having a baby..." Jiang Yanchen asked with difficulty adjusting his mood.
At this time, the queen's face became dark: "I will not force brother Sanzang to have a child, but since it happened in the daughter's country, it is naturally up to me to decide whether to keep the child or kill him."
Little White Dragon: "...QAQ"
Jiang Yanchen raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat off his forehead, and suddenly sat up straight and said, "Eat, let's eat first."
Oh my god, let the little monk have a bite to eat!
Accompanied by the Queen, the three of Jiang Yanchen and his apprentice ate the most difficult meal since learning the scriptures.It's not because it's too bad to eat, and it's not because it's not enough, it's because even the most delicious food is like chewing wax.
After the meal, Jiang Yanchen used the excuse of taking a rest to avoid the queen's "eye attack", and took the three apprentices into the wing arranged for them as if fleeing.
Little Bailong lay dying on the bed, with a look of lovelessness on his face.
Zhu Bajie didn't bother to make jokes, he finally discovered the scary thing about the queen.Not only did she force men to have children by refusing to give them notices, but more importantly, the queen seemed to be so careful with their stupid and cute master.
"Master, why don't you go and seduce me?" Monk Sha clearly showed an elegant smile, but he made such a dirty suggestion.
Jiang Yanchen was lying on the bed in a large font, shaking his head: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble..."
"I can't really let my junior brother give birth to this child." Zhu Bajie said.
"I'll find a way!" Jiang Yanchen broke down, "But let me have a rest first!"
Today is a day that has been so ups and downs that he can no longer accept it.Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were silent collectively, and Xiao Bailong had already wandered into the sky and went offline silently.
"Little monk, this flower is so beautiful." A sweet girl's voice sounded.Behind her was a patch of pink, meandering towards the horizon, reflecting a patch of sunset glow, "It's actually blooming here."
A figure stood vaguely behind her, as if the wind would blow away.
"Do you know what it's called?" The girl picked one off, put it on the tip of her nose and sniffed it lightly. It seemed that there was no such fragrance as she had imagined. Show it to the people behind you.
"It's just a small wild flower by the side of the road, why bother about its name." Behind the girl, another figure appeared. He was wearing a mighty battle robe and red silk soaring to the sky. He stood beside the looming figure, holding a golden cudgel in his hand, carelessly Looking at the sea of flowers.
"Great Sage." The person next to him was a little annoyed.
Sun Wukong snorted coldly, "My grandson doesn't even love those that don't bear fruit."
"You monkey, you eat nothing but eat. You don't look like the hero in my mind at all!" The girl pouted, with a cute and cute face.
The little monk took the flower in her hand, looked at it slightly, and said with a smile in his voice, "This...is called calamus flower."
"calamus?"
Speaking of which, Sun Wukong couldn't help coming over.The little monk continued: "It's also called Jade Cicada Flower."
"It's so beautiful." The girl raised her head with reverence on her face: "Then you wear it for me." The pink flowers were pinned to her temples, but no matter how delicate and beautiful the flowers were, they couldn't compare to her splendor.
"Children's family." Monkey King muttered disdainfully, but bent down to pick a flower, and seemed to be a little disgusted, and put it in the palm of the little monk.The little monk clenched his hands slowly, and a flower twirled in his hand.Spinning, floating, slowly rising with the gaze, pushing towards the sky——
The sunset glow and the sea of flowers complement each other, but the night will eventually come, and the sunset glow will be swallowed up by the darkness bit by bit.The figure behind the girl faded away, and with the disappearance of the last ray of light, the little monk suddenly disappeared.
The girl turned her head in horror, but there was nothing behind her.
The sea of flowers peeled off like glass being shattered, and all the scenes were disillusioned.Jiang Yanchen shivered and woke up.
It turned out...was it just a dream?
He wiped his face, and Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha fell asleep and snored.Little Bailong hasn't moved since the afternoon, and has been lying there.
Outside, it was just dawn.
Without any sleepiness for a while, Jiang Yanchen turned over and sat up, washed up, opened the door and walked out.
The air is dense with water vapor, and it feels a little damp on the face.This place seems to be too different from the image of the word "West" on Jiang Yanchen. The river is gentle and the willows are green in the new spring.
There are no female guards next to the room, so I am afraid they all went to rest.He looked around blankly, chose a direction at random, and walked up.
After all, Daughter Country is a small country, and Guanglu Temple is naturally not that big, but there is a pavilion at every step, and a pavilion at every ten steps, with unique and elegant scenery everywhere.All the architectural styles are in line with Chang'an, like a miniature version of Chang'an's mansion.It seems that the king of this daughter country has a deep connection with Datang.
Jiang Yanchen felt emotional in his heart, but the moment he turned the corner, his pupils suddenly shrank.
Behind this pavilion is a large sea of flowers.In the morning light, the pink flowers trembled slightly, swaying, and slowly blooming buds.
But in the sea of flowers, the queen's figure is graceful, but she is scattered as soon as the wind blows.
Jiang Yanchen hesitated for a moment, but decided to turn around and leave, but was stopped just as he lifted his foot——
"Since you're here, why leave?"
He was stunned, smiled helplessly, and said, "I don't know how much your majesty is here, so it's bothering you." Because he had just woken up, his voice was still hoarse.
The queen turned her head and said with a smile, "Sanzang, why don't you come and take a look?"
Jiang Yanchen sighed silently in his heart, but followed her words and walked over.
This sea of flowers is much smaller than in the dream, and the leaves rustle when you step on the soil.Seeing him approaching slowly, the queen's eyes gradually lit up, which inexplicably made him a little guilty.
"Has Sanzang seen this flower?" The queen tilted her head slightly to look at him.
Jiang Yanchen avoided her sight in a panic, bent down to pick one, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it lightly, he smiled wryly and shook his head: "I don't know."
"I don't know..." The queen looked at him, a little dazed, "This is calamus, also called jade cicada. It was transplanted from Chang'an, and it is difficult to grow."
"The queen really loves flowers." Jiang Yanchen sighed with emotion.
"Is it beautiful?" The queen looked at him, seemed to be unwilling to take a step towards him, and stretched out her hand.Jiang Yanchen stepped back subconsciously, and the moment he raised his head, he caught her eyes. He raised his hand in a strange way, and pinned the flower on her bun.
Realizing what he had done, Jiang Yanchen coughed in embarrassment: "Young monk offended."
But for some reason, the queen didn't speak anymore.She stroked the jade cicada flowers on her bun, and pursed her lips slightly: "I know what Sanzang was thinking, yesterday was just teasing you."
"On Nanshan Street just outside the city, there is a Jieyang Mountain. There is a hole in the mountain. There is a 'Luotai Spring' in the hole. If you drink that spring water, your apprentice will be fine."
Jiang Yanchen raised his head instantly, that's all right, this teasing is worth it!
The author has something to say: Thank you Cun Xin, Mo Mo and Bu Tong Lei (づ ̄?? ̄)づ
I had a whole day of class today, I'm a little tired_(:з」∠)_
Lie flat and beg to be stroked.
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Jiang Yanchen couldn't help being overjoyed when he got the news he wanted.He hesitated for a moment, and after thanking the queen, he ran all the way back to the room.
The snoring was ringing in the room, and the three apprentices were all sleeping soundly.
After waking up one by one, Jiang Yanchen told the three of them.
Zhu Bajie said with sleepy eyes: "Then that's really great, Junior Brother doesn't have to have a baby." Little Bailong didn't wake up at all, leaned on his shoulder and rubbed his eyes blankly.
"Aren't you going with me?" Jiang Yanchen asked.
Monk Sha was awake, he smiled wryly and said, "I'm afraid I don't have the ability to protect Master."
"What's wrong?" Jiang Yanchen was a little surprised that he would say such a thing.
"In the battle of Liushahe, the stick that the big brother hit me almost broke my bones." Monk Sha said calmly, "I am no different from an ordinary mortal now, and it is useless to lead me."
"...Why didn't you say this?" Sun Wukong's eyes widened, "You hit you so badly?"
Monk Sha smiled and said, "Perhaps senior brother has his own concerns."
"..." Jiang Yanchen was a little helpless.
After listening to the conversation between the two in silence, Zhu Bajie said, "Why don't I go with Master?"
Jiang Yanchen glanced at Xiao Bailong, who was about to fall at any time, and sighed, "No, I'll go alone this time. It's just fetching water, I'm afraid it's not difficult. Besides, I seem to meet another helper. "
"Who?" Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha asked together.
Jiang Yanchen smiled strangely, but didn't make another sound.
For Jiang Yanchen's safety, the king of Daughter Country specially sent four female officials to follow him and sent him all the way out of the city gate.The people on both sides of the street seemed to know that the little monk was not moved by women like them, so they just watched from a distance, showing novel expressions, and did not rush over again.
It did save Jiang Yanchen a lot of trouble.I really didn't expect that in such an era, I could earn experience points by swiping my face.
Outside the gate of the city, the river water is faint.Although it is cold in spring, the willows on the bank have quietly spit out green spores, which are warm against the sun, which is very pleasant.
Jiang Yanchen glanced around and stopped.The four female officers still followed behind him obediently, and stopped in a well-mannered manner.
"I'm sorry for the four girls." Jiang Yanchen turned his head and smiled softly, "Just send me here, I know how to walk the rest of the way."
The leading female officer lowered her head slightly, her cheeks flushed, this was the first time she had spoken to a man at such a close distance, she clenched her fists, restrained her inner excitement and replied: "Then we will go back, Elder Tang finished taking Spring water, don’t forget to come back early, His Majesty is still waiting for you.”
"...I see." Jiang Yanchen's smile stiffened, and he nodded slowly.
Watching the four female officers disappear from his sight, Jiang Yanchen breathed a sigh of relief, his sanctimonious expression collapsed.He turned to the shore again, bent over to search carefully, and suddenly raised his eyebrows, revealing a wicked smile.
Behind a willow tree as thick as two people hugging each other by the river, the man in black sat there motionless, as if even the wind had stopped in front of him, as still as a painting.
"Ahem, my dear friend..." Jiang Yanchen cleared his throat, and came out from behind the tree with a vague smile on his lips.
The man in black raised his head in surprise, but his eyebrows could not help but furrowed, showing a forbearing expression.
Jiang Yanchen approached him slowly, and whispered in his ear, "Is there anything I can help you with?"
Feeling the sudden condensation of the air around the man in black, Jiang Yanchen took a few steps back with a smile, shook his head and said, "Does it hurt?"
"What's in that water?" the man in black gritted his teeth.
Jiang Yanchen tilted his head to look at him: "Don't you know? There is a child."
Man in black:"……"
"Women in Daughter Country all give birth to their children by drinking water from the river. What do you think is in this river?"
The expression on the face of the man in black could no longer be described as cold, it was simply to swallow Jiang Yanchen alive ♂♂♂♂ alive.
Jiang Yanchen put away his smile slowly, and said in a deep voice, "What are you following me for?"
The man in black snorted coldly and said, "Follow you? As I said earlier, this road belongs to your house? You are only allowed to go, but are you going to let others go?"
"This is the country of daughters? Are you here to find a wife?" Jiang Yanchen exaggerated.
"You have nothing to do with it." The man in black paused every word.
"I knew you wouldn't admit it." Jiang Yanchen muttered a little depressed, stood up, turned around and left.Who knew that after taking two steps, he turned around hesitantly, and noticed that the man in black was leaning on the tree, closing his eyes slightly, suppressing the anger all over his body, clutching his stomach and looking very uncomfortable, couldn't help but said, "Still If you don’t go for an abortion with me, do you really want to give birth to the child?”
Man in black:"……"
I really can't blame the man in black for this matter, he was inexplicably taken advantage of by a group of women, and he was pregnant with a child.He wanted to go into the city like Jiang Yanchen and the others to inquire about it, because he was afraid that if he stepped in, he would be thrown down again, and he would not be able to protect himself.Therefore, I can only sit silently behind the willow tree, hide my coordinates, and quietly look for other solutions.
Fortunately, Jiang Yanchen found him wittily, otherwise the man in black would probably be entangled here to death.
"Where are we going?" The man in black's voice was as cold as his whole body, and even when he asked, it gave off a faint sense of oppression.
Jiang Yanchen looked back at him and said, "We are going to Zhengnanshan Street outside the city. There is a Jieyang Mountain there, and there is a hole in the mountain. There is a 'Luotai Spring' in the cave. After eating the spring water, you will be I can kill the child." After speaking, he paused, sighed regretfully, "Are you really not planning to give birth? It's quite a pity."
The man in black: "...Stop talking nonsense, let's go."
Jiang Yanchen pretended to be melancholy and said, "My little monk wants to hurry up, but I usually ride a horse, so I can't go fast enough."
The atmosphere condenses instantly.
Then, Jiang Yanchen felt the man in black wrap around his waist from behind him, and tapped his toes.Jiang Yanchen flickered, his center of gravity was unstable, and he wrapped his arms around his neck nervously.
Jiang Yanchen felt his cheeks were a little hot, and his breathing was not good, so he turned his head away in embarrassment.
...TAT Madan knew that he would not do it!Is it still too late to learn Daqinggong?
"Where are you going?" The man in black hugged him, his breathing was fairly steady, but with some pain in his abdomen, his tone was unavoidable.
Jiang Yanchen came back to his senses, ignored Ruoyou Ruowu's heat flow on his neck, and pointed in a direction: "Fly over there."
When flying into the air, perhaps because of the severe abdominal pain, the man in black shook and almost fell from the air.Fortunately, it landed on the mountainside of Jieyang Mountain safely and without any danger.
The mountains are lush and lush, with brocade flowers and blue weeds, it is indeed a quiet and good place.
Jiang Yanchen looked around, waved to the man in black and said, "Here, it should be there."
Looking in the direction he pointed, an empty hole appeared amidst the jungle.Surrounded by unnamed trees, there is no road, only a small path made by people on the dirt.The two walked to the front and raised their heads. Someone outside the cave had engraved three characters, which were the characters "Poerdong". It was probably too old, and the engravings were of different depths and not so beautiful.
"Yes, I found it." Jiang Yanchen smiled and narrowed his eyes, "This way I can save my stupid apprentice." He took out a bowl from his sleeve, tilted his head and shook it.
Seeing the man in black looking into the well, he said with a smile: "If you don't mind the hero, I will lend you this alms bowl first, and then I will fetch some water, and I will give it to my apprentice later."
The man in black didn't refuse, took his bowl and stood by the well.
Jiang Yanchen took a few steps back, feeling quite happy.
The mutation happened at this moment.
A gust of wind suddenly picked up the dust on the ground and smashed it on the faces of the two of them.Jiang Yanchen stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, and there was a "ding dong" next to him, and the bowl in the man's hand fell to the ground.
A huge pulling force came from his shoulders, Jiang Yanchen couldn't stand still, staggered a few times and shouted: "Who is it?!"
Laughter like the sound of a pipa, big pearls and small pearls falling into his ears like a jade plate, the voice was so charming that an ordinary man would feel his bones crumble when he heard it.It's a pity that Jiang Yanchen is not an ordinary man.
Therefore, he could clearly feel a ribbon, just like the lingering laughter, winding around him vaguely, at first it was only light and fluffy, like tickling.Then, it became tighter and tighter, clinging tightly to himself, as if to be embedded in the skin.
But he couldn't see it.
He could not see who had tampered with the wind.
Suddenly, his body lightened, and the person on the other end of the ribbon exerted force, and Jiang Yanchen was picked up almost without any strength to fight back.
"Monster! How dare you?!"
The sound of violent drinking sounded, and the fog that shrouded his eyes was cleared away.He saw the man in black put his hand to his ear, and a golden light suddenly broke through his ear, and a brilliant light, standing in a golden hoop, met the Buddha and killed the Buddha, met the devil and killed the devil!
With a "thump", the wind and sand were cut away, and the man in black jumped into the air and was about to chase after him.
The soft and charming voice sounded again, and he smiled softly: "Little brother, does your stomach hurt?"
Jiang Yanchen: "..."
Finally, he took off Brother Monkey's vest.But he never expected that not only was he successfully captured by the monster according to the pissing nature of the story today, but he also saw the "pregnant" Brother Monkey with his own eyes.
Ahhh, there is no regret in dying!
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Jiang Yanchen was not very worried about his situation.After all, the pissing nature of "Journey to the West" is already there. It is normal for him to be captured, but it is not so easy for the monster to kill him.
Not to mention that he has disciples with great supernatural powers, even he himself is not a monk with no power to restrain a chicken, and he may not beat the boss to death, but it is still possible to struggle.
After Sun Wukong disappeared from his sight, Jiang Yanchen slowly closed his eyes and turned on the "Staying still" mode, even though the silk was wrapped around him, he didn't make any unnecessary movements.
The coquettish laughter sprayed at the base of his ears with ambiguous heat: "You little monk is interesting, why don't you open your eyes and look at me?"
Jiang Yanchen continued to move, and he was bound to carry out the pretense to the end.
Suddenly, he felt his body lighten, and the restraint of the ribbon was released, and his feet touched the solid ground.He opened his eyes slightly, and there were two stone gates in front of him, on which were engraved a few big characters "Pipa Cave of Poison Enemy Mountain".And there are no trees or grass around the cave, and it is barren and inhabited. There are only jagged rocks arranged in a disorderly manner.
It turned out to be this monster, Jiang Yanchen scratched his bald head and thought, scorpion spirit.
With a slight push from behind, the two stone doors suddenly opened, and he raised his feet and walked involuntarily into the dark cave.The moment he stepped into the cave, the candles in the cave were flickering and brightened up.
Jiang Yanchen looked around, but he was not polite, found a stool by the table and sat down.He straightened his cuffs, and said loudly: "Where is the monster, should he show up?"
A burst of laughter almost penetrated the man's bones from far to near, and reached Jiang Yanchen's ears.He suddenly felt a heat on his neck, couldn't help his body stiffen, looked down, the slender arms were wrapped around his neck, and he also felt a burst of warmth on his back, that posture was really very intimate.
"Elder Tang is really cute," said the voice slowly, "I don't know if it's really as unfeminine as it appears?"
Hey, do you feel like you are abstinence/desire?Hey, it seems that there is really nothing you can do with the body of a grown-up male monk.Jiang Yanchen clasped his hands together, and said with a little regret, "Amitabha."
"What are you pretending to be so serious!" The voice behind him suddenly had a tinge of bitterness. Jiang Yanchen felt a pain in his throat, and found that his throat was being restrained, and his sharp nails were almost embedded in his flesh. Not worshiping Buddha, but getting involved with Her Majesty the Queen, is this the commandment of Tang monks?!"
Jiang Yanchen was startled, how did this monster know that he had met the queen this morning?It was clear that no one else was present... He clenched the Zen stick in his hand and asked with difficulty, "How do you know?"
The scorpion spirit smiled softly: "There are many things you don't know."
Then she slowly loosened the grip on Jiang Yanchen, and walked out from behind him, "Little monk, do you recognize me?"
Her hair was raised up in a bun, and the originally black-red gown was replaced by a dark red gauze blouse. There was no trace of the anger and prestige between the eyebrows, but it added a kind of charm. Under the light, the slender eyebrows implied Qiubo looked at Jiang Yanchen cheerfully.
WTF!Daughter Guoguoshi?Don't think I won't recognize you if you change your vest!Ten thousand mud horses galloped past Jiang Yanchen's heart, but his face was surprisingly calm: "National teacher?"
The national teacher transformed from a scorpion spirit smiled slightly: "I don't know if I am beautiful in the eyes of the holy monk, or the queen is more beautiful?"
"..." Jiang Yanchen had a bad idea.
"Holy Monk, do you want to..."
"No!" Jiang Yanchen answered quickly.
Scorpion spirit: "...but you
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