Be a good pigeon today

Before Haiyu and Zhong Liyou got married, he was already thinking about the child's affairs. The reason was what Zhong Liyou's mother said.Although it was just an unintentional remark, Haiyu didn't think of other meanings, but according to animal instinct, he and Zhong Liyou should have a child.He had already forgotten about it, and only remembered it when he mentioned it.But this made Haiyu fall into a new problem. He and Zhong Liyou are both males, how can they have children?

Haiyu sighed: "It would be nice if I was androgynous or could transform into a female."

Zhong Liyou's scalp tingled when he heard it: "Baby, you are fine just like this, I mean, no matter what you look like, I like you, and only you, not just because other girls can have children. to love someone else."

Haiyu glanced at Zhong Liyou: "What are you talking about? When we become spouses, we have to breed."

Zhong Liyou did not intend to listen to the speaker, and thought that Haiyu was still angry because of what his mother said.He was also a little surprised how Haiyu would say that, and he didn't understand that Haiyu's thoughts were literal.

This is probably the gap between the ideology of humans and ghosts.

When Zhong Liyou was terrified about how to please Haiyu, Haiyu had already called his father, wrote a letter to Zhang Daxia who was squatting in the cell, asked the president, and even asked Red Fox.

His father replied coldly that pigeons and pigeons can only produce pigeons, not interracial androgynous animals like clownfish.Pigeons are also reproductively isolated from humans, so it would be nice to have sex, and they want to have children.

Zhang Daxia said: Don't you have Yingxue?It's not surprising that people and pigeons have a cat child, you can't abandon it, let alone prepare a second child with it on your back, the boss will be jealous.

The chairman made no valid comments.

The red fox said, you can ask Zhong Liyou to find a human woman to sleep with, or our fox clan can also give him a child, and you can raise it together.

Haiyu subconsciously ignored his father's words and Honghu's idea that he would be spanked by Zhong Liyou if he mentioned it. He squeezed Daxia Zhang's reply and turned to look at Wu Yingxue, who was the police chief.

Haiyu asked: "Do you mind having a younger brother or younger sister?"

Sheriff: My mother died long ago, I am an orphan.

Haiyu: ...

Haiyu talked about him from left to right.

In order to please Hai Yu, Zhong Liyou went out and bought him a lot of desserts, and even planned to clear Hai Yu's shopping cart. He remembered that Hai Yu had always wanted to buy a figure.

Hai Yu finally felt a little happier when he saw the egg tart, Xue Mei Niang and meat floss Xiao Bei, who sat on the sofa and curled up like a squirrel to stock up on food. Zhong Liyou took this opportunity to take Hai Yu's cell phone and opened his treasure.

Zhong Liyou watched Haiyu's shopping cart full of hand-made game console sand sculptures turned into baby clothes, pants and other daily necessities.

He was stunned for a while, and suddenly he raised his head to look at Hai Yu, only to see Hai Yu touching his round belly, and sighed.

He didn't know whether Haiyu had hallucinations or he had hallucinations. Originally, he thought that spirits were magical, so it turns out that spirits can be pregnant?

Zhong Liyou felt the sound of the Virgin Mary singing in his head, and on the bright ceiling, there were countless little babies with bare buttocks and chicken wings circling the two of them, playing the flute.

Zhong Liyou sighed a Bodhisattva who saves the suffering, walked over lightly like a foolish father, wanted to touch Haiyu's belly but didn't dare, could only caress it, and asked with trembling lips: "How many months? Boy? female?"

Haiyu looked sad: "It's been three months. Eat."

Zhong Liyou's face darkened, he held Haiyu's belly, and rubbed it vigorously twice.

Haiyu collapsed on the sofa, as if letting you do what you want, and said with a deadened heart: "I want to too."

Zhong Liyou finally knew Haiyu's appeal.At the beginning, he tried to persuade Haiyu that modern science does not support it, and modern metaphysics does not support it, so there is no way for men and women to do so for the time being.

Later, Haiyu tried to persuade Zhong Liyou repeatedly, and Zhong Liyou became numb.

Even when Haiyu woke up in the morning, he would turn his head and say to Zhong Liyou, "I remember I gave birth to the baby in the middle of the night, where is the baby?"

Zhong Liyou remained expressionless: "The toilet was flushed."

Haiyu: "..."

Later, at last, a whole lot of things happened to the association, and Haiyu was so busy all day that he didn't have time to think about it.

The sheriff looked at Haiyu and made a conclusive evaluation: Meow meow meow meow. (still too idle)

But who would have thought that when Haiyu escaped from the association's messy mess, he brought back a child who smelled of milk.

Zhong Liyou was ready to fight: "Where did you go to steal the child?"

Haiyu Liangzi was speechless: "The little snake spirit who was abandoned by others."

"what?"

"Snake boy, monster."

"...Be clear next time, where did you pick it up?" Zhong Liyou moved closer to the child and saw his dark hair and eyelashes.

"I didn't pick it up, I met it during a mission. I have been in the association for a few days, and I haven't found anyone who is willing to adopt it, so according to the rules, we should first give the elves who have families a temporary foster care. But, you know, in the elves Those who get married generally have children, but they still have a litter, and they can't take care of themselves, and the only ones who are married without children, well, we are the only ones who are considered married."

Zhong Liyou looked at the baby with the face of an angel, which made people feel quiet and soft inside, and said helplessly, "I'm not afraid of being spoiled by us..."

"We can do it!" Haiyu retorted immediately, and then realized that the child was sleeping, so he pouted and continued, "I will teach him how to make a good pigeon, no, a snake, no, make a good snake. I will Apply not to go to work, just guard him until he passes the cub stage."

Zhong Liyou looked at Haiyu's swearing words and his demeanor and movements, his face was full of worry: I am a child, how can I bring the children to sit in a row and eat fruit?

Facts have proved that Zhong Liyou's premonition was completely correct, and Haiyu stretched his hips an hour later.

Because he pointed at the baby's teary eyes and exclaimed: "He has vertical pupils! Golden!!!"

Zhong Liyou calmly came over with a diaper in hand: "He is crying."

"Ah, what should I do, Zhong Liyou, I don't know how to do it." Haiyu was helpless and was about to cry with the baby.

Zhong Liyou took the baby coldly, changed diapers and fed milk powder, laughing all the way.

Haiyu cast admiring gazes at him.

Zhong Liyou pointed to the books: "I checked the information before."

Haiyu nodded, and went to the cradle with the sheriff to look at the baby: "Sheriff, look, this is my younger brother."

The sheriff rolled his eyes and left.

Haiyu didn't care about the police chief's attitude, but continued to meet the little snake's eyes: "Can you change into your original form, so that I can teach you well, I have no experience with human babies."

The little snake blinked, and the golden vertical pupils looked indifferent. After all, snakes are relatively ferocious animals, so it's normal for some spirits not to want to adopt them.

But he is also quite smart, as soon as Haiyu finished speaking, he really changed back to his original shape - into a pure black young snake with half an arm long and one finger thick.

The little snake raised its head tremblingly, its golden pupils did not blink, and the snake letter quickly spit out and retreated.

"...beautiful! Clever!" Haiyu froze for a moment, then pulled out a smile.

Zhong Liyou pulled Haiyu's stiff body and asked, "What's wrong?"

Haiyu stepped aside and said to Zhong Liyou, "I, I seem to be afraid of snakes..."

He seems to have forgotten that he is on the diet of snakes. Seriously, snakes seem to be his natural enemies too.

Zhong Liyou helped Fu's forehead, first went to praise and coax the little snake, then withdrew and seriously said to Haiyu: "Give him to someone more suitable."

Haiyu was still a little weak, but when he heard this, he immediately shook his head: "I brought him back! I can't let him repeat the experience of being abandoned again."

Seeing that Hai Yu was determined, Zhong Liyou had no choice but to ask him to try again.

He sighed, the pigeon beckons the snake, maybe it's true.

However, Haiyu can still do what he says, no matter how scared he is, he can restrain his instincts to complete his persistent thoughts.Just like when Zhong Liyou turned his head recently, he could see Haiyu sitting next to the little snake with a pale face and distorted expression, dryly teaching him how to cultivate, how to hunt, and how to defeat the enemy. ???

That kind of tragedy can only make people feel funny and admire.

Haiyu really regards the little snake as his own child, and does everything he can to give.

Zhong Liyou saw these things in his eyes, and he was also taking care of the child with all his heart. Zhong Liyou was almost responsible for the little snake's basic necessities of life.

However, because of fear and instinct, Haiyu intentionally or unintentionally did not show his true form in front of the little snake.Even the cage was moved into the master bedroom because of her engagement to Zhong Liyou.

Until he woke up in a daze that day, and found that Zhong Liyou was not around, he subconsciously flew out to look for him, but ran into a toddler sitting on the sofa—the little snake seemed to have very strong spiritual power, which should be inherited from his parents, so he grew faster. quick.

Haiyu woke up when he saw those vertical pupils, and wanted to go back to the cage and curl up to protect himself, but he restrained his movements, he was afraid of hurting the little snake's heart.

The little snake looked at him, didn't seem to notice his panic, and said expressionlessly, "Dad."

Haiyu was stunned, and then he rushed to the little snake and hugged him.

When Zhong Liyou came back from buying breakfast, he saw a pigeon and a snake hugging each other. The little snake completely wrapped Haiyu in an almost possessive gesture.

Haiyu waved his wings to Zhong Liyou unconsciously: "Come on! The little snake is calling me daddy!"

Zhong Liyou pressed softly, then, facing the little snake's gaze, he pulled Haiyu out of the little snake's restraint, and then said to the little snake, "He is your father. I am also your father.

"We are a couple, spouses.

"We love each other most, and then we love you.

"Understand?"

The little snake looked at them for a long time and stuck out its tongue.

Embarrassed, Haiyu wanted to punch Zhongliyou, but was forced to perform a kiss in front of the child.

But in the end, gratifyingly, Xiao Snake has truly become a part of this family, after a long time of getting along and Zhong Liyou's education.

Haiyu even sings to everyone:

"We are a happy ~ auspicious ~ family ~"