male god square dance

The Weibo comment about Chi Yan has nearly 10 comments. Although McDonald's fans have broken through [-], it is the first time that so many comments have exploded. The hot reviews that came into my eyes were so dirty that I couldn't look directly at them.

——Duang: I met a male god leading a dancer in the square today, and my waist was so twisted that it was almost hard, what should I do, I think I'm in love. [Red Heart] Forward: 1810 Comments: 2971 Likes: 4189

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——The square dance of the male god, see you once, hard once!

——So it is greatly curved? ! !It's so good to bend, to smack all the male gods in the world!

--Oh my goodness! !It turns out that Da Da is an attack?Is the male god subject? !

——It should be a little deeper than falling in love, such as doing things that cannot be described below the neck! !

——Let the male god do things that cannot be described in the text over and over again!

——The riding style of a male god who can dance square dance must be very impressive!

——What are you doing while dancing... I must be thinking too much.

——If you love him, let him suffer!

The few in the front row of the comments are all familiar IDs of McDonald’s, such as “Xiaoshuangjiang No. 2”, “It’s all dirty”, “Yimomomomo”, “Huahuahuayan” and “Erhua” are all veterans. reader.

"Dancing while doing it?" Mai Dang saw their comments messed up for a moment, Chi Yan's face flashed in his mind, his heart trembled for a moment, and he almost had a nosebleed.

...You guys really need a strong decontamination! !McDonald thought.

After closing the comment section, he found that he was still excited to see Chi Yan playing today, so he posted another Weibo.

Although McDang is sloppy in life, but on the Two-dimensional website, he is rare and cold. He prefers to write in a drama style, and he rarely leaves a message when the author has something to say. When he first started writing, he caused trouble for readers. It's an illusion of "big, so cold!", "big, real man!", but when it's written, it's silly, sweet and dirty, giving people a feeling of "big guy".

The contrast between the two is too great, so there are countless kinds of powerful decontamination powders in the comment area.

Before, he posted a Weibo that seemed to be "coming out of the closet", which shocked everyone. Many people were waiting to see the follow-up progress, so he was rounded again as soon as he updated Weibo.

——Duang: The male god looks so handsome playing basketball, with eight-pack abs! !

— Grooving!Da Da posted on Weibo again! !

——Lick, lick, or something, you are so dirty... Please lick you!

——Where is the evildoer who turned Da Da from a high-cold male god into such a wretched idiot!Seek the truth!

——So did the big male god stop dancing square dance and play basketball instead?It feels like I'm going to fight back.

——Seeking a high-definition five-size frontal photo of a male god (≧v≦)

——According to the idiotic behavior in the novel, the next step is to follow the male god.

——Oh my god, stalking is so scary and exciting!

——Scared, scared, snapping!

"..." Mai Dang looked at the comments speechlessly, afraid what the hell is papapapa?But tracking or something, haha ​​just did it today.

Thinking of this, Mai Dang recalled how Chi Yan played today.

He thought of Chi Yan's way of dribbling the ball, the way he lifted his jersey and wiped his sweat to reveal his abdominal muscles, and the smell of soap and sweat on his body when he buckled himself to press a close distance on the side of the road. Everything tempted him like the apple of Eden. Just thinking about it, he felt a rush of heat from the top of the sky to his crotch, and his good brother Mai Jiji reacted with excitement.

"...Damn it." This was the first time that Mai Dang reacted just thinking about a person at such a young age, he glanced at Mai Jiji who was propping up the small tent, and patted it with his hand, "It's really a face. "

Mai Jiji trembled, and straightened up even more.McDonald was happy, and he didn't feel wronged, he got up and went to the bathroom.

...o(≧v≦)o...

"Hmm..." Maidang snorted, and the milky white liquid splashed on his hand.

He clicked his tongue, put the things in his hands under the faucet and washed them away with boiling water, and couldn't help laughing at them, thinking of Chi Yan's abstinence-like face today, if he knew that he was actually flirting with him I don't know if this matter will screw my head off.

Twist it, just twist it, but before you twist it, you can do it first.

After laughing for a while, Mai Dang turned off the tap and went back to the house.

McDang had been up for a week before Calvin, and just had another haircut. The feeling of drowsiness swept his whole body like a tide. He stretched his waist and spread his whole body on the bed. of photos.

In the photo, Chi Yan was drinking water with his head up, and the muscles of his raised arms were smooth and graceful. Just the photos alone made people want to touch them.

"Good night, square dance." McDonald smiled lightly, kissed the person on the screen, and closed his eyes to sleep.

Mai Dang slept very deeply this time, and in his dream, he dreamed of Chi Yan dancing in the square again. He couldn't help but step forward and writhe together with that charming little appearance. As soon as he walked over, Chi Yan kicked him and stared at him. opened.

Seeing that Chi Yan was about to go far away, he quickly chased after him. Before he had taken two steps, his butt was kicked again. This kick was not in a dream, but a real kick. This kick kicked Maidang woke up.

"...Mai Ya, do you want to..." Mai Dang thought it was Mai Ya who had come, so he lifted the quilt covering his head and was about to scold, but when he saw the instigator, he swallowed back the swear words that had just reached his mouth.

The person who came was none other than his nemesis, Gao Yue.

"Get out!" Gao Yue stood by the bed, stepped on half of Mai Dang's buttocks with one foot, saw that he woke up, and crushed him hard a few times.

"..." Mai Dang glanced at her speechlessly. Fortunately, he was sleeping on his stomach, otherwise, he would have crushed his balls by this woman.

Seeing that he woke up, Gao Yue withdrew her feet and lifted a corner of the quilt with one hand and sat on the edge of the bed.

"Be gentle, I'm in a vacuum." Seeing this, Mai Dang quickly pressed down the sheet covering him, so as not to be blown away by her.

Gao Yue sneered when she heard this, and glanced up and down at him: "Just you? I don't even look at him naked."

"Are you a woman?" Mai Dang pulled the quilt to wrap up his lower body. After wrapping it up, he still felt a little strange, so he pushed Gao Yue, "Hey, you go out first, I want to wear pants and bare buttocks It hurts to talk to you."

"It's as if you haven't bare your butt and talked to me." Although Gao Yue said so, she still stood up.She looked around the messy room of McDang, and couldn't help frowning when she saw the snacks next to his computer and a few boxes of instant noodles in the trash can under the table, "You only eat this?"

"It's convenient, and you don't need to wash the dishes." Mai Dang said indifferently. For nerds, instant noodles are a must at home.

Seeing that Gao Yue was still standing, he waved his hands and urged: "Get out quickly."

"Sooner or later, I'll eat you to death." Gao Yue took a look at him and helped him close the door when he went out.

Mai Dang picked up the mobile phone at the side to check the time, and found that it was night after he fell asleep, and there were still several Gao Yue's missed calls on it. No wonder she came over, probably to see if she was starving to death in bed.

A second before the phone went dark, Mai Dang turned it on again, clicked on the photo and took a look at Chi Yan's photo.

Chi Yan's appearance is always more useful than an alarm clock, one glance will wake you up, two glances will wake you up, and three glances will probably make you hard again.

The square dance of the male god is tough once you see him.

Thinking of the reader's words, Mai Dang snickered a few times with his mobile phone, until Gao Yue's voice came from the living room, he lifted the quilt and went to the closet to find some clothes to change on.

When he went out, Gao Yue was sitting on the sofa and tuned the TV channel boredly.

The TV in Maidang's house is an old-fashioned cabinet TV. There are only a dozen or so channels that can be played back and forth. Some channels have a lot of snowflakes on the screen, and the sound is not very clear.

Gao Yue disliked that he couldn't see clearly on TV, and he could skip the TV when he watched the news. Before, someone came to replace him with a high-definition digital one, but in the end, it was returned by McDonald.

In McDonald's heart, as long as the old town is not demolished, he will not demolish or replace anything in this house. As long as he is still here, no one can touch these things.

Gao Yue knew what he was thinking, so she gave up her plan to change the furniture for him, but every time she came, she would still say something disgusting, and Mai Dang knew her temperament, so she was not angry.

Mai Dang wanted to pour her a glass of water, but when he got the glass, he remembered that the drinking water had not been delivered yet, so he simply took a bottle of yogurt from the refrigerator and threw it to her: "Only this is left."

Gao Yue took it over and looked at it, then smiled: "You really like the long term."

"Give it back to me if you don't drink it." Mai Dang took the bottle by himself and walked to the rocking chair beside him to sit down. The rocking chair is made of cloth and is very old. "Squeak -" like an overwhelmed voice.

Gao Yue didn't say anything and didn't return him, she put in a straw and took a sip, it tasted pretty good.

Mai Dang habitually licked the yogurt on the milk cover, and then looked at Gao Yue, and found that her outfit today was different from the usual casual style. She even wore a shirt and a narrow skirt. In the past, he looked different when he was in a hurry, but he looked pretty good-looking, with a sense of mature charm.The point is that the stiletto heels on her feet that are at least seven centimeters surprised him, and he couldn't help but ask, "What's the matter with you today? Are you going to... go to heaven with this dress?"

"I'll let you go to the ground first." Gao Yue glanced at him.

"Hey." McDonald smiled and joked, "Is that a blind date?"

"Are you quite smart?" Gao Yue said, she was indeed forced to go on a blind date today.

"Yo, that's true." McDonald became interested, "Which excavator is the president?" Gao Yue's job is a construction engineer, and he has been teasing that her future husband will probably be a contractor or sell excavators.

Gao Yue snorted, she hoped that someone who drove an excavator could get along well, and there were not so many twists and turns in marriage.Throwing the finished milk carton into the trash can, she said: "It's a good idea, it's just a corporate marriage."

After hearing this, Mai Dang realized immediately, frowned and asked, "Did he force you?" He was referring to Gao Yue's father, who was also his biological father, but he didn't really want this kind of blood relationship.

"You don't have to worry about it. If I don't like it, it's useless to be forced." Gao Yue was not interested in this topic, so she said, "Next month is the old man's 60th birthday. Depending on the situation, he intends to let you go back. You should be prepared. "

Mai Dang laughed, and squeezed the milk box in his hand: "Whoever wants to go, go."

Gao Yue didn't come here to be a lobbyist, but just came to remind him to be mentally prepared, so as not to be out of the situation when he was approached.She stood up and kicked Maidang's foot with the toe of her shoe: "Go, go out to eat something with me."

"Didn't you just come over after dinner?" McDonald asked.

"The commercial taste is too heavy, and I can't get enough." Gao Yue said, "I want to eat buffet hot pot and eat meat."

"Eating hot pot on a hot day, you are not afraid of being smoked to death." Mai Dang threw the milk carton into the trash can and stood up from the chair.

"I'm happy, stop talking nonsense." The two went out the door one after the other.

After the meal, Mai Dang didn't ask Gao Yue to take him back, anyway, the place to eat was not too far from the bus stop, so he just took a walk to digest his food.

The night breeze was very comfortable, and Mai Dang was walking slowly on the side of the road in a shirt and casual shorts, planning to just walk back and forget it.

Remembering what Gao Yue said before about the old man's birthday, he sneered, walked forward a few steps quickly, kicked up a soda can on the ground, the red soda can flew out in an arc, and was about to hit the corner on the head of the person who came out.