male god square dance

Mai Dang almost desperately typed the four words "sister is not available" in the chat window. The male god met his "sister" for the first time today and planned to bring his sister home to see the development of his parents tomorrow. It means that the heart is very tired and I can't love anymore!Only raw rice and cooked rice can comfort his wounded heart, thinking about the next time the male god stays with him, he will kill him first.

While he was thinking about the possibility of "cooking raw rice into mature rice", Chi Yan received new information.

Chi: That's it, then help me to ask her if she is free during the day tomorrow.

Duang: What are you going to do?

Chi: Dating.

Dating! !Mai Dang imagined the scene of dating Chi Yan: holding hands, drinking wine, watching movies, taking a walk on the street, going home together, and then hehehe...

Such a perfect scene makes people's blood boil just by thinking about it! !Mai Dang's dead heart came back to life in an instant, no matter whether he dated his younger sister or his younger brother, he was the one who went anyway, so he had to make a date!

Duang: Yes, I agreed for her!

On the other side, Chi Yan looked at the message that Mai Dang returned, with an obvious smile in his eyes, and quickly pressed his fingers a few times to reply to the message.

Chi: See you tomorrow at 11 o'clock at the clock tower in the city center.

Duang: Good.

Chi: Don't play games too late, go to bed early.

Duang: Good.

It took a lot of effort for McDonald to control himself from sending out the phrase "I love you (づ￣3￣)づ". This sentence was learned in the comment area. Every time he double-updates or thickly lengthens When the time comes, the group of goblins in the comment area will post this sentence. On the contrary, if it is broken or short, you will receive messages from them such as "short gentleman" and "three seconds gentleman".

He read the last few messages back and forth several times. If he ignored the previous sentence about asking his sister, it almost felt like he was talking to a male god!love!like!

Happiness came too fast to be resisted, he clicked on Weibo to share this joy with the fairies.

——Duang: I have a date with a male god tomorrow, what should I prepare?

——Wind window in the rain: Lubricant √

——Yi Momo: Bring your wound medicine.

——Yiyi Ash: Probably... a medical insurance card.

——Seven tactics: You don’t need to prepare anything, you just need to be mentally prepared.

——Shuiliandong's big wet chest: I always feel that there will be a big breakthrough.

——Lingkong Chengfeng: It's time for a date, so is the [-] daily change coming soon? !

——Little 2b of literature and art: I can't look directly at the word "dating"...

——Meet passerby A: Yoyo, you have successfully captured the male god!Prepare the bath water~——Little Chinakira Qi: Be mentally prepared 23333

——Lu Wei Lingluo: hhhhh even dating is so filthy, there is no one else 2333

——Waiting for me in Chengdian: finally getting into the theme!

——Milk Tea Lan Yi: Just prepare yourself~

... You are the only ones who are so dirty about dating, you are professional witches.Mai Dang complained in his heart, but the corners of his mouth raised. He likes this group of little wizards. They have been with him since he wrote the article in Jinjiang. Their hard work is indispensable for him to get to where he is today. He is glad that he chose to write in the first place. Wen's decision allowed him to meet this group of cute and dirty witches, and he was grateful for their perseverance and unconditional trust and support.

——Duang: Not together, but since we’re dating, we can’t treat everyone badly. We’ll pay [-] more tomorrow, see you there @Duang: I’m going on a date with a male god tomorrow, what should I prepare?

This Weibo post was quickly deleted, and there was a row of "boss mighty" below. McDonald happily commented for a while before putting away his phone, and then got off the car at a coffee shop, went in and ordered A few items were brought to Linda's shop, but there was no makeup remover at home, so he asked Linda for help to remove makeup, and he also needed to return the skirt to her.

Linda knew that he had an appointment tomorrow, so she asked him to come directly to the store and promised to help him arrange it. McDonald was not polite to her. After all, it would be much easier for him to have Linda help him. As for the fee, the market price will be fine.

Taking off the obstructive skirt, the restricting bra, the pinching shoes, and the stockings that affect the development of leg hair, Maidang felt as if he had been reborn. He stretched himself in the dressing room and picked up his Putting on the T-shirt and jacket, thanked Linda and went home.

Lying on the bed after taking a shower, Mai Dang recalled the process of tonight's dance, from the close-to-body dance with Chi Yan to the kiss in the corridor. There was a violent beating in the chest.

Chi Yan hugged his strong hands around his waist, his warm and soft lips, his gentle yet strong attack, every touch made his heart palpitate like trembling.

"Oh my god, it's killing me..." Mai Dang hugged Xiaoxin who was walking the bird next to the pillow, feeling like he was going to be transformed into Teddy again, but unfortunately there was no male god around him, so he could only fuck with the air.

This night, McDang's insomnia didn't sleep for a while until early in the morning, and the alarm clock woke him up not long after, so he went to find Linda with red eyes.

"My dear, what did you do last night? Did you really go back alone? I doubt it." Linda looked at his red eyes and clicked his tongue.

"I didn't do anything." Mai Dang spread his hands, but he wanted to do it, and he lacked a protagonist.

Linda smiled ambiguously, and took him to choose clothes. Because it was an ordinary trip, McDang only picked out jeans and a baseball uniform with long sleeves inside. This time he very seriously rejected the bra, If you dress casually like this, just treat yourself as poor-chested.

Linda's store is not far from the place where he made an appointment with Chi Yan, so when he was ready, it was still early, so he simply walked there.It was probably the first date, and neither of them wanted the other to wait. When he got there, he found that Chi Yan had already arrived, and it was still more than ten minutes before the eleven o'clock appointment.

Mai Dang discovered that Chi Yan was wearing baseball uniforms of the same color as his own, because the styles of baseball uniforms were similar, so it looked like the two of them were wearing couple outfits.

very good.Mai Dang secretly praised in his heart, walked over and patted Chi Yan on the shoulder, "Good afternoon."

Chi Yan turned around and saw Mai Dang standing behind him, still dressed in women's clothing, different from last night's amazing dress, today's casual style is also surprisingly good-looking, his gaze stayed on the neck of Mai Dang covered with a scarf After a while, he moved away as if nothing had happened, and said, "Good afternoon, today is also very beautiful."

Unprepared, I was praised, beautiful or something, and McDonald had the urge to "take off my clothes to see the real gentleman". I am also very manly and handsome in men's clothing!Why don't you praise me? ! !

There was a lot of complaints in his heart, but Mai Dang remained calm on the surface, "Thank you, you are handsome every day."

"Oh?" Chi Yan raised his eyebrows, "You see me every day?"

"Handsome in my heart." McDonald added.

Chi Yan smiled and did not expose him, "Let's go eat first, what do you want to eat?"

Now that the weather has turned cold, it is a good season to eat hot pot. McDonald has always been fond of hot pot, but if it is the first date with a male god, if you go to eat hot pot, you will wear a strong smell on your body for the rest of the time The smell of hot pot is really sour and refreshing.

In the end, McDonald chose a small restaurant with a combination of Chinese and Western, where you can eat both steak and stir-fried vegetables, which is perfect.

During the meal, Mai Dang felt melancholy again, because he wore a scarf to cover his Adam's apple. Although the scarf was not too big, two pieces of cloth hanging in front always affected the meal.

"Take it off." Chi Yan noticed that he was tangled in the scarf, and said aloud.

Adam's apple is a symbol of a man just like Mai Jiji, how could it be possible to just take it off?Mai Dang thought about it, turned the scarf in the other direction, and threw his two tails behind his back. Seeing this, Chi Yan couldn't help laughing. Seeing Mai Dang looking up at him, he quickly stopped laughing, coughed lightly, and nodded. , "This is also very good."

Even though he stopped laughing, there was still a hint of a smile in his words. With a click of his tongue, McDonald casually pushed the hair on his chest back, and muttered, "Long hair is trouble."

"It can be shortened." Chi Yan said.

"Huh?" Macdonald looked at him.

"If I say you don't like it, you can cut it short. Your short hair looks good too." Chi Yan added in his heart that it looks better than it is now.

Chi Yan's words can already be called "love words", so that Mai Dang almost took off the wig on his head impulsively and asked: "Do you like me like this?"

Fortunately, he controlled it, otherwise this meeting would have been missed.

"Do you usually live on campus?" Chi Yan asked casually during the meal.

Mai Dang nodded as an answer, avoiding too many words and mistakes. During the period, Chi Yan asked some questions about what he usually does. Mai Dang almost thought that he had seen through his disguise, but later, Chi Yan acted like something else. It didn't look like it happened, and he couldn't figure out what he was thinking.

After eating, according to their plan, they would go to the movies first and then go shopping. The movie tickets had already been booked online. When Chi Yan was queuing up to pick up the tickets, Maidang went to the side bar to buy popcorn and drinks. At that time, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a child climbing onto an aluminum alloy ladder in the corner, and there were no adults around watching him. Seeing this, he quickly walked over and hugged him down.

The little boy was about five or six years old. When he was hugged by Mai Dang, he struggled and shouted: "Let go of me, you bastard, I managed to climb so high!"

"Be quiet. Believe it or not, I'll put you on the top so that you won't be able to come down today?" Mai Dang gently squeezed his chin and asked him to look up at the ceiling. Broke into a pulp."

The little boy seemed to be frightened by Mai Dang's serious tone. He clasped him tightly with both hands and shouted, "Wow! Don't hang me up, it's scary!"

McDonald snorted with satisfaction and asked, "Where are your parents?"

"Mom is going to the bathroom, tell me to wait for her here." The little boy hugged Maidang's neck and said.

"Tsk, I'm so worried about you, I'll take you to the side..." Mai Dang stopped talking, the veins on his forehead twitched, looked at the child in his arms, and asked sinisterly, "What are you doing?"

The little boy seemed to have discovered some new world. He touched Mai Dang's chest several times with his hand, and said while touching, "Sister, your chest is so flat!"

What the hell do I want such a big boobs for? !Hearing the laughter from the girl next to her covering her mouth, Maidang tore off the little boy's hand with a black face, and put him on the ground, "Don't just say that other people have small breasts, and don't bully the female students in the class. Otherwise, you will become one of the three thousand bachelors, and you will not be able to marry a wife when you grow up, understand?"

"Then can I marry you?" The little boy looked at Maidang expectantly, "Although sister, your breasts are small, you are so beautiful."

Mai Dang: "..." Damn it, if I have big breasts, I'll be fine!

"Can I marry you when I grow up?" the little boy asked again.

"Do not……"

"No."

With one hand on the little boy's head, it was Chi Yan who came back from picking up the ticket. He stood next to McDonald, looked down at the little boy who was not even up to his thigh, and said cruelly: "You are too short."

McDonald: "Hahahahaha."

Little boy: "...Your Excellency is really annoying."

The little boy's mother quickly found her. After learning about her son's climb up the stairs, she thanked McDonald vigorously. McDonald waved his hand indifferently, and went to the bar with Chi Yan to get popcorn and drinks into the auditorium. .

McDang once wrote a novel where he touches his little hand and kisses his little mouth in a movie theater, but that’s only in the novel. In reality, movie theaters are not so secretive. After coming down, for the safety of the two, McDonald gave up the idea of ​​playing hooligans, and the two watched the movie quietly.

After the movie ended, the two walked out of the auditorium with the flow of people. It was already afternoon, and there were many people in the hall, bumps and bumps were unavoidable. When they passed by the bar in the hall, a girl with juice Suddenly he was hit by someone, and the whole glass of juice was splashed on Maidang. Fortunately, he was quick and only splashed on his pants and shoes, but it was also dirty.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, someone bumped into me just now..." The girl quickly apologized. The person who bumped into her next to her was a middle-aged man. Man, he wanted to go there immediately, but Chi Yan was faster than him, stepped forward a few steps, grabbed the man's collar and dragged him back, directly pressed his face against the bar, and said coldly: "Apologies. "

McDonald: "..."

The male god's boyfriend power is going to explode! !

Chapter 45 Chi Yan held Mai Dang's hand, leaned into his ear and said, "Thank you, I like it very much."

When the middle-aged man was first pushed on the bar, he even cursed a few words aloud. Chi Yan clasped his hand a little harder, and he apologized screamingly, saying repeatedly that he didn't dare, so Chi Yan let it go I drove him away, said "sorry" to the frightened cashier at the bar, then took a few tissues from the paper box on the bar, walked to McDonald, and knelt down to help him wipe the juice on his trouser legs and shoes .

"No need..." Startled by his action, Mai Dang quickly stepped back, Chi Yan grabbed his calf as soon as he moved his feet, and said, "Don't move."

Mai Dang froze in place, opened his mouth and couldn't speak, looked down at Chi Yan half-kneeled in front of him, took a tissue to help him wipe off the fruit on his trousers and shoes, and there were many people around him. They were all looking at them, but Mai Dang didn't have the heart to pay attention to other people. He only saw the person in front of him who knelt for him. His heart was full, and he wanted to bend down and hug him.

After wiping the fruit, Chi Yan threw the paper towel into the trash can beside him and said, "Go buy a pair of shoes first, the inside of the shoes should be wet, and the trousers also need to be changed."

"It's okay, it's been wiped clean." Mai Dang waved his hand, but some juice had seeped in, and he could still bear it.

"Listen to me." Chi Yan dragged him out of the cinema without hesitation, and many people behind were still staring blankly at their leaving backs.

Fortunately, they were in the city center at this time, and there were many shoe stores around the movie theater. The two entered a nearby one, and the clerk immediately greeted them when they saw it, "Welcome, may I ask whether it is women's shoes or men's shoes?" .”

Chi Yan: "Women's shoes."

McDonald: "Men's shoes."

As soon as Mai Dang finished speaking, Chi Yan turned his head to look at him, and he secretly poohed, and quickly said, "I want to help you."

"Oh." Chi Yan smiled, "Let's look at you first, I'm not in a hurry." As he spoke, he took him over to choose shoes, and went to the women's section. Standing among a pile of women's shoes, Mai Dang also felt old It's a dog, it's okay to dress up as a woman!The clerk at the side was still introducing enthusiastically. He didn't think much about it at all, but Chi Yan helped him choose again seriously, took a pair of light pink shoes and turned around and asked, "How about these?"

"...I don't like pink." When Mai Dang saw the pink shoes, imagining how they would look on his feet, his hairs stood on end.

"Really, it looks pretty." Chi Yan felt a little regretful, and put the shoes back on the shelf. Because of turning around, Mai Dang didn't see the smile on the corner of his mouth.

After walking around, Maidang chose a pair of sneakers with a white bottom and red trim, and whispered to the clerk while Chi Yan was going to another area: "Do you have this model for men? Help me get a pair of 39."

"Yes, but you should be able to wear women's size 39. Girls will have big feet if they wear men's styles." The clerk looked at McDonald's feet and suggested.

"I just like big feet," McDonald said.

"...wait a moment." The clerk went to the warehouse to pick up the goods after finishing speaking.

Mai Dang sat down and waited for her, and Chi Yan came back from his stroll, seeing him sitting, he asked, "Have you chosen yet?"

"Okay." As soon as Mai Dang finished speaking, the clerk took out the shoes and put the shoes on the ground for Mai Dang. The juice had seeped into the shoes just now, and the socks were already wet. superior.

Maidang's feet are relatively small among men, and his skin is white, and the shape of his toes is also very uniform. When changing socks, the clerk next to him sighed: "Your feet are really white."

Mai Dang moved his toes when he heard the words, put on the socks after saying "naturally born", and stuffed his feet into the shoes. The clerk wanted to help him adjust the shoelaces, but Chi Yan squatted down before her and carefully put the wheat into the shoes. When the laces on both sides were adjusted and knotted, I looked up and said to him, "Stand up and try."

With the previous experience of Chi Yan helping him shine shoes, this time McDang was not too surprised when he tied the shoelaces, but the excitement in his heart was unavoidable.After tying the shoelaces, he stood up and tested the softness of the soles, and walked back and forth to make sure he didn't scratch his feet before wearing them.

After putting away the dirty shoes and packing them up, McDonald grabbed Chi Yan who was going to pay the bill, and said, "You pay for the meals and movies, and I'll do it myself."

Chi Yan didn't argue with him, nodded and took the packed shoes and stood at the door waiting for him. When Mai Dang arrived at the cashier, he secretly said to the clerk who helped him with the shoes just now: "Is this shoe for a couple? Help me?" I'll take another pair in size 42."

"It's couple shoes, but the pair you just took is also for men." The clerk reminded.

"It's okay, I like it, you help me get another pair." McDonald said.

...as long as you like it.The clerk silently went to the warehouse to get another pair for him. Mai Dang paid the bill readily and went out with the other pair. Chi Yan was surprised when he saw that he had another pair.

"These are for you." McDonald handed him the shoes.

"For me?" Chi Yan raised an eyebrow.

"Then what... the same pair as mine." When Mai Dang said this, his eyes wandered, his ears felt a little hot, and the hand that was passed in front of Chi Yan didn't move.

Chi Yan was stunned for only two seconds before he realized what he meant, and suddenly felt his heart was slightly hot as if someone was covering it with his hands. He looked at Mai Dang and laughed, took the shoes in front of him, and used another Holding his hand with one hand, she leaned into his ear and whispered, "Thank you, I like it very much."

Chi Yan's breath hit Mai Dang's ears, itching all the way to the bottom of his heart, the wasteland in his heart was almost filled by Chi Yan, it seemed that flowers would bloom again soon, he couldn't help but also Then he laughed, and squeezed Chi Yan's hand tightly, feeling as if he had already grasped this person.

Then the two went to buy trousers, and finally even bought the same jacket, which really became a couple suit. McDonald couldn't control the corners of his mouth rising all the way.

Last night, Mai Dang made an appointment with Chi Yan to eat at his house at 05:30, and he had to tell Chi Yan that he had to go back after four o'clock in the afternoon.

"I'll see you off." Chi Yan said.

"No, my eldest sister is here to pick me up." Mai Dang waved his hand, sending it back will be exposed.

"Sister Madonna?" Chi Yan thought of this devilish name.

Madonna laughed and nodded: "Yes, sister Madonna, I have sent her a message just now, and she should be here soon." He called Gao Yue just after he finished speaking, saying that he had arrived at the door of the cafe. People get up to check out.

When Mai Dang went out, he saw Gao Yue's car parked by the side of the road. Seeing him coming out, Gao Yue pushed the door and got off the car, "The date is over?"

Noticing Chi Yan's gaze, Mai Dang put his fist against his lips and coughed, "It's over."

"It's pretty fast." Gao Yue smiled, and Chi Yan at the side said, "Hello, Sister Na, I'm Chi Yan."

The corners of Gao Yue's eyes twitched, and she glanced at Mai Dang, who covered her stomach and laughed, Gao Yue gave him the look of going back and cleaning up your eyes, and then said to Chi Yan, "Hello." While speaking, she said quickly After looking at Chi Yan for a while, he rated his first impression in his heart.

"See you next time." Chi Yan stood by the car and said to McDonald who rolled down the window. After speaking, he took a step back and watched the car go away. Then he took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to McDonald. The McDonald in the car received it.

Chi: Are you at home?I'll go pick you up.

McDonald: "..." What are you picking up!We just broke up, you are trying to play me to death!

Duang: I'm still outside, see you later at the gate of the community.

Chi Yan was not surprised by Mai Dang's reply at all, it was strange that Mai Dang would agree in this situation, he replied "OK" and put away his phone and went home.

On the other side, seeing that Madonna had finished replying to the message, Gao Yue sneered and said, "Am I Madonna again?"

"Haha, it's not the first time, just get used to it." Mai Dang smiled while leaning on the seat. He used to use this name to make jokes about Gao Yue. When people asked his sister's name, he couldn't open his mouth. It's Madonna.

"I owe you a beating." Gao Yue said something, and then asked again, "Is that him?"

"Well." Mai Dang replied, he never kept Gao Yue from his affairs, because after his mother died, Gao Yue was the only real blood relative left for him.

"Does he know?" Gao Yue asked again, she knew that Mai Dang had always been thinking about someone, and that person was Chi Yan.

"I probably don't remember it, it's been so long." McDonald smiled, his tone was flat, and he seemed to think this was normal.

"Tsk." Gao Yue sneered, and without saying anything, drove him to Linda's side.

The shoes and trousers I wore before were already dirty, and McDonald was embarrassed to return them to Linda, so he said that he might use them in the future, and asked Linda if he could sell them to him, but Linda didn't care, and said what he liked directly. Just take it away. Anyway, there is still half of Gao Yue's investment in this store. Hearing this, McDonald looked at Gao Yue who was sitting and drinking tea, "Why are your shares everywhere? Are you going to heaven?"

Gao Yue shrugged: "If you like it, I will give it to you, anyway, you have this habit."

This kind of addiction refers to femininity.

McDang bawled a few times, insisting that he did not have such a strange hobby, but his assurance was not convincing at all. The bra he wore yesterday was still hanging by the side, reminding him that this person who has no strange hobbies did it last night. Something strange happened.

After removing makeup and changing clothes, Mai Dang went home and fed Mai Meng dinner before going out. Gao Yue happened to be fine and drove him to Xinyang Plaza.

Mai Dang originally wanted to bring some gifts, but Gao Yue reminded him that the relationship between him and Chi Yan has not become clear, and now he is only visiting as a friend, and it seems strange to bring too expensive gifts. Class will do.

Mai Dang thought about it, and felt that what she said was reasonable, so besides bringing a gift for Chi Bao, the others only brought some fruit, and then called Chi Yan at the gate of Xinyang Community to say that he had arrived.

Chi Bao came out with Chi Yan, the little guy jumped up and down all the way, and shouted at Mai Dang from afar: "Brother."

Mai Dang held something in one hand, waved at them with the other hand, and walked over.

"Have you been waiting for a long time?" Chi Yan took the fruit from his hand.

"No, I called you as soon as I arrived." Mai Dang said and handed Chi Bao the puzzle in his hand, "Baby, this is yours."

"Give it to me?" Chi Bao's eyes lit up, and he wanted to reach out to pick it up, but he stopped halfway, and raised his head to ask Chi Yan, "Brother, can I accept a gift from Brother Maidang?"

"Okay, take it." Chi Yan said with a smile.

Only then did Chi Bao take the puzzle, and happily said to Mai Dang, "Thank you, Brother Mai Dang."

"What are you being polite about?" Mai Dang patted his head.

"Go in." Chi Yan said.

"Okay." Mai Dang nodded and followed him into the community.