male god square dance
Chapter 34 The unsuspecting Maidang was pushed down by her, and there was blood on his forehead
Chi Yan bent down to help Mai Dang pick up the phone, his hands paused when he saw the content on the screen, and he looked up at Mai Dang.
Mai Dang didn't know how to describe that look, in short, he felt ashamed. He wanted to say that he didn't post that Weibo, but the account was clearly logged in at the top of the page.At this moment, Mai Dang made up a lot of brains, and even after Chi Yan understood his thoughts, he thought of the result of a knife and two with him. When he thought of the hard work these days, suddenly shattered, Mai Dangsheng had nothing to love, and he was stunned. He looked at Chi Yan silently.
Chi Yan didn't know what he was thinking, but just handed him the phone, and said in a slightly educational tone: "Although you are young, masturbation hurts your health."
……Eh? !What's the meaning?McDang took a look at his phone and found that the page was no longer his own Weibo, but a forwarded content, which read "Caring for men's health, it is appropriate for an adult male to masturbate a few times a week, let me take you into In a man's world, appreciate masculinity." The retweeter is that bastard who blows his butt and chrysanthemum cool.
"..." should have been randomly pressed when I wanted to quit just now. Although it wasn't the Weibo post I posted, the content is not much better than losing my vest! !Masturbation or something, he only took care of Mai Jiji after he got to know Chi Yan!
Mai Jiji: I said that I was not very happy before.
In his heart, he whipped the wind blowing his butt and chrysanthemum cold a hundred times, Mai Dang followed Chi Yan out of the consultation room, and bowed to Chi Dongming before going out, making Chi Dongming dumbfounded.
After checking Chi Yan's injuries, Chi Dongming preliminarily judged that he didn't hurt his bones, but just to be on the safe side, and to go back to deal with Chi Yan's mother at night, he still made an order for Chi Yan to take a film.
When Mai Dang was waiting outside for Chi Yan's filming, he sent a message to Feng Chui's butt, Ju Hua Liang, and fancy-styled the Weibo post he had reposted.
The wind blows the butt and the chrysanthemum cool: Hahahaha, brother, that is a good thing, have you read it carefully?Absolutely useful!
Duang: What a fart, the male god watched it!
The wind blows the butt and the chrysanthemum cool: Oh, this is a good thing, ask the male god to study together, you help me, I help you, help me on the bed after a while, hahahaha.
Duang: Professional dirty master, why don't you come out of the palace?
Chrysanthemum cool with wind blowing buttocks: When it comes to pollution, I am far behind those little girls in your family. The area under your Weibo is not a smog but a sandstorm! !
Duang: I like them, they can be as dirty as they want.
Chrysanthemum cool with wind blowing buttocks: Tsk, honestly, did you guys do anything last night?
Duang: Fuck your ass.
Chrysanthemum cool with wind blowing buttocks: It's not me, it's you.
Duang: Single dog.
Chrysanthemum cool with wind blowing buttocks: Hey, hey, you can’t attack personally. By the way, you remember to read the Weibo I reposted. There are many practical skills in it. It will be very useful for you to write small yellow texts and become an old driver in the future. You turned! !
Mai Dang felt that this person was hopeless, so he quit the chat window and concentrated on waiting for Chi Yan.
Chi Yan came out soon, and the two returned to the consultation room with the film. Chi Dongming had seen the film to make sure that Chi Yan's hands and back were not injured. It was enough for the flesh to heal for a period of time, but during this period of time, for the arm If there are no sequelae, he will also be banned from playing.
After inquiring about Chi Yan's affairs last night, Chi Dongming said to Mai Dang: "Thanks to you for getting McDonald's last night, if you don't dislike it, how about having a meal with Chi Yan at our house when you have time?"
I was just invited to dinner at home by the male god yesterday, and today I was invited to dinner at home by my father-in-law. Happiness came too fast, and McDonald was a little dizzy.
Chi Yan saw that he was in a state of letting go of himself again, and bumped him with his elbow. Mai Dang's first reaction was to bow to Chi Dongming again: "It's a great honor, then thank you Uncle Chi first." Already!"
Chi Dongming: "..."
Chi Yan: "..."
Chi Dongming looked at the back of his head with a funny face, rubbed it with his hands, and said with a smile: "Okay, why do you always give such a big gift, kid, just do it casually."
The warm palms covering his head made Mai Dang briefly absent-minded. This kind of experience of being touched by an elder was unfamiliar to him, not to mention the high-ranking biological father, even his adoptive father looked at him with disgust when he was a child. Yes, as if he was an unnecessary filth, this kind of gentle behavior has appeared countless times in his novels, but such a real feeling is very rare, until the other party takes his hand away, he will Haven't fully reacted yet.
After coming out of the hospital, McDonald was in a great mood. Not only did he meet his father-in-law this trip, but he also left a good impression on him. It was like winning a lottery by accident.He asked Chi Yan in a brisk tone: "In this way, am I considered your family's great benefactor?"
Chi Yan stopped when he heard the words, "It doesn't count."
Mai Dang then stopped to look at him, and exaggerated: "No way, I'm working so hard, not to mention first class, at least I will be second class..." After meeting Chi Yan's eyes, his words stopped, and the other party The swarthy eyes were looking at him intently, and the pure color of black jade made him suddenly forget what he wanted to say.
Chi Yan watched him quietly, and then slowly said: "It's not my family, it's mine."
In this way, am I considered your family's great benefactor?
No, it's mine.
Since Mai Dang has been writing for so long, he has written countless love stories, and he has heard and read countless stories. He usually makes some ridiculous jokes when the writers are playing with the wind blowing ass, Chrysanthemum Liang, and the others, but the sum of those things seems to be more than that. At this time, Chi Yan's words were not considered love words. For a moment, he felt that another stone was filled in his heart by Chi Yan, and that desolate and empty place had been filled up during this period of getting along. took a small piece.
"Ah." McDonald smiled, touched his nose to cover up the fluctuations in his heart, and continued joking, "If that's the case, then do I have any rewards?"
"What do you want?" Chi Yan asked him.
I want you.Mai Dang said in his heart, but said in his mouth: "I don't know yet, then I owe it first."
Chi Yan had no objection, and hummed as he agreed.
After picking up Mai Meng, Mai Ya's call came, reminding Mai Dang to go to class in the afternoon, and Chi Yan happened to have class too, the two left after lunch, Mai Dang wanted to go to class with Chi Yan, but it was a pity that the old For his wife's class, unless he wants to write another [-]-word English review, he can only report to the school obediently.
"Wechat contact." After getting into the car, Mai Dang waved his phone at Chi Yan from the window.
Chi Yan nodded and went to another bus stop.
Mai Dang wanted to take Mai Meng home before going to school, and he happened to be able to feed it when he went back, but he didn't expect to see someone he didn't want to see at his door this time.
This time the only person who came was Gao Shasha, who was his sister by blood, but he didn't want this kind of blood at all.The other party stood at the door of his house with a look of impatience. After seeing her, Mai Dang felt that the air in the whole building was not smooth.
"You're finally back, what a broken place, there are so many mosquitoes, it's so dirty!" Gao Shasha looked at McDonald and said with disgust.
"Probably something dirty." Mai Dang touched Mai Meng's ear, and Mai Meng meowed as if in agreement.
Gao Shasha understood the meaning of his words, and her face became even more stinky, "What do you mean?"
Mai Dang ignored her, walked over to get the key to open the door, and closed the door behind his back after entering, refusing to let anyone in.
Gao Shasha was upset enough that she had gone this far, but there was no progress on her mother's side, and her father kept trying to take McDonald back. When she passed the study last night, she heard that her father planned to divide the company's shares among What McDonald said, this made her unable to sit still anymore, she skipped class and came here, but she didn't expect her condescension to be rejected, thanks to her quick reaction, she took two steps back. He was not thrown in the face by the door panel, but he was also taken aback. He knocked on the door angrily and shouted, "Open the door for me! I have something to tell you!"
Mai Dang was too lazy to talk to her, and put Mai Meng on the ground to find food for it. Mai Meng ate her own canned cat food leisurely, without any response to the knock on the door.
"Open the door! McDonald, what are you doing hiding inside? Do you think you can go back to our house like this? Let me tell you, don't be too sentimental!" Gao Shasha said loudly.
McDang felt that he should match her with the music of "Fu Wenpei, I Know You're Home", which sounded like that.
Gao Shasha didn't know what Maidang was thinking, so she just kept banging on the door, her words became more and more ugly, and finally even Maidang's mother got involved: "Madang, if you don't open the door again, believe it or not, I will put your shameless Tell me all the scandals that mom did?! Do you think I don't know? Open the door for me!"
After hearing these words, Mai Dang's face darkened. He strode over and opened the door, "Shut up!"
Gao Shasha's hand stopped in the air, Mai Dang's gloomy face startled her, and then she raised her head again, "Do you have a tutor? Didn't you hear what I have to say to you?!"
"Tutor?" Mai Dang snorted, "Wu Yanlin's tutor for you is to let you go to the door of strange men and yell? Are you an idiot?"
Wu Yanlin is now Mrs. Gao, Gao Shasha's biological mother.
When Gao Shasha heard what Mai Dang said, she almost didn't bring it up, "What did you say?! You actually..."
"If you keep arguing, I will throw you down from the fourth floor." Mai Dang pointed to the stairs behind her with his chin, "If you let me hear you say a bad word about my mother, you will let you know what tutoring is. "
Gao Shasha was stunned by his words, looked back at the dirty stairs, and was speechless for a while.
Mai Dang sneered when he saw her strong-willed appearance, he didn't want to talk nonsense with her, and went downstairs by himself.
"Stop for me! Let me ask you, how much do you want to sever ties with our Gao family? Tell me." Gao Shasha didn't want to let go of this opportunity, she followed, "As long as it is within a reasonable range I can give it to you, but you have to promise that you will never have anything to do with our family."
For this kind of idiot who has watched too many TV shows, Mai Dang didn't bother to compare with her, so he went downstairs with his pockets in his pocket. Just in time, Mai Ya called, and he answered, "Are you at the alley? I'm coming out too, you Wait for me..." The words stopped here, because Gao Shasha at the back saw that he didn't bother to talk to her, and became angry. She stretched out her hand and pushed him on the back, and the unsuspecting Maidang was pushed down by her , Immediately there was blood on his forehead.
The author has something to say:
Highlights of this chapter: ① Caring for men’s health ② Veteran drivers ③ Rewards from male gods
PS: McDonald’s is not steamed stuffed bun, it’s not something you can just push! ! !
Mai Dang didn't know how to describe that look, in short, he felt ashamed. He wanted to say that he didn't post that Weibo, but the account was clearly logged in at the top of the page.At this moment, Mai Dang made up a lot of brains, and even after Chi Yan understood his thoughts, he thought of the result of a knife and two with him. When he thought of the hard work these days, suddenly shattered, Mai Dangsheng had nothing to love, and he was stunned. He looked at Chi Yan silently.
Chi Yan didn't know what he was thinking, but just handed him the phone, and said in a slightly educational tone: "Although you are young, masturbation hurts your health."
……Eh? !What's the meaning?McDang took a look at his phone and found that the page was no longer his own Weibo, but a forwarded content, which read "Caring for men's health, it is appropriate for an adult male to masturbate a few times a week, let me take you into In a man's world, appreciate masculinity." The retweeter is that bastard who blows his butt and chrysanthemum cool.
"..." should have been randomly pressed when I wanted to quit just now. Although it wasn't the Weibo post I posted, the content is not much better than losing my vest! !Masturbation or something, he only took care of Mai Jiji after he got to know Chi Yan!
Mai Jiji: I said that I was not very happy before.
In his heart, he whipped the wind blowing his butt and chrysanthemum cold a hundred times, Mai Dang followed Chi Yan out of the consultation room, and bowed to Chi Dongming before going out, making Chi Dongming dumbfounded.
After checking Chi Yan's injuries, Chi Dongming preliminarily judged that he didn't hurt his bones, but just to be on the safe side, and to go back to deal with Chi Yan's mother at night, he still made an order for Chi Yan to take a film.
When Mai Dang was waiting outside for Chi Yan's filming, he sent a message to Feng Chui's butt, Ju Hua Liang, and fancy-styled the Weibo post he had reposted.
The wind blows the butt and the chrysanthemum cool: Hahahaha, brother, that is a good thing, have you read it carefully?Absolutely useful!
Duang: What a fart, the male god watched it!
The wind blows the butt and the chrysanthemum cool: Oh, this is a good thing, ask the male god to study together, you help me, I help you, help me on the bed after a while, hahahaha.
Duang: Professional dirty master, why don't you come out of the palace?
Chrysanthemum cool with wind blowing buttocks: When it comes to pollution, I am far behind those little girls in your family. The area under your Weibo is not a smog but a sandstorm! !
Duang: I like them, they can be as dirty as they want.
Chrysanthemum cool with wind blowing buttocks: Tsk, honestly, did you guys do anything last night?
Duang: Fuck your ass.
Chrysanthemum cool with wind blowing buttocks: It's not me, it's you.
Duang: Single dog.
Chrysanthemum cool with wind blowing buttocks: Hey, hey, you can’t attack personally. By the way, you remember to read the Weibo I reposted. There are many practical skills in it. It will be very useful for you to write small yellow texts and become an old driver in the future. You turned! !
Mai Dang felt that this person was hopeless, so he quit the chat window and concentrated on waiting for Chi Yan.
Chi Yan came out soon, and the two returned to the consultation room with the film. Chi Dongming had seen the film to make sure that Chi Yan's hands and back were not injured. It was enough for the flesh to heal for a period of time, but during this period of time, for the arm If there are no sequelae, he will also be banned from playing.
After inquiring about Chi Yan's affairs last night, Chi Dongming said to Mai Dang: "Thanks to you for getting McDonald's last night, if you don't dislike it, how about having a meal with Chi Yan at our house when you have time?"
I was just invited to dinner at home by the male god yesterday, and today I was invited to dinner at home by my father-in-law. Happiness came too fast, and McDonald was a little dizzy.
Chi Yan saw that he was in a state of letting go of himself again, and bumped him with his elbow. Mai Dang's first reaction was to bow to Chi Dongming again: "It's a great honor, then thank you Uncle Chi first." Already!"
Chi Dongming: "..."
Chi Yan: "..."
Chi Dongming looked at the back of his head with a funny face, rubbed it with his hands, and said with a smile: "Okay, why do you always give such a big gift, kid, just do it casually."
The warm palms covering his head made Mai Dang briefly absent-minded. This kind of experience of being touched by an elder was unfamiliar to him, not to mention the high-ranking biological father, even his adoptive father looked at him with disgust when he was a child. Yes, as if he was an unnecessary filth, this kind of gentle behavior has appeared countless times in his novels, but such a real feeling is very rare, until the other party takes his hand away, he will Haven't fully reacted yet.
After coming out of the hospital, McDonald was in a great mood. Not only did he meet his father-in-law this trip, but he also left a good impression on him. It was like winning a lottery by accident.He asked Chi Yan in a brisk tone: "In this way, am I considered your family's great benefactor?"
Chi Yan stopped when he heard the words, "It doesn't count."
Mai Dang then stopped to look at him, and exaggerated: "No way, I'm working so hard, not to mention first class, at least I will be second class..." After meeting Chi Yan's eyes, his words stopped, and the other party The swarthy eyes were looking at him intently, and the pure color of black jade made him suddenly forget what he wanted to say.
Chi Yan watched him quietly, and then slowly said: "It's not my family, it's mine."
In this way, am I considered your family's great benefactor?
No, it's mine.
Since Mai Dang has been writing for so long, he has written countless love stories, and he has heard and read countless stories. He usually makes some ridiculous jokes when the writers are playing with the wind blowing ass, Chrysanthemum Liang, and the others, but the sum of those things seems to be more than that. At this time, Chi Yan's words were not considered love words. For a moment, he felt that another stone was filled in his heart by Chi Yan, and that desolate and empty place had been filled up during this period of getting along. took a small piece.
"Ah." McDonald smiled, touched his nose to cover up the fluctuations in his heart, and continued joking, "If that's the case, then do I have any rewards?"
"What do you want?" Chi Yan asked him.
I want you.Mai Dang said in his heart, but said in his mouth: "I don't know yet, then I owe it first."
Chi Yan had no objection, and hummed as he agreed.
After picking up Mai Meng, Mai Ya's call came, reminding Mai Dang to go to class in the afternoon, and Chi Yan happened to have class too, the two left after lunch, Mai Dang wanted to go to class with Chi Yan, but it was a pity that the old For his wife's class, unless he wants to write another [-]-word English review, he can only report to the school obediently.
"Wechat contact." After getting into the car, Mai Dang waved his phone at Chi Yan from the window.
Chi Yan nodded and went to another bus stop.
Mai Dang wanted to take Mai Meng home before going to school, and he happened to be able to feed it when he went back, but he didn't expect to see someone he didn't want to see at his door this time.
This time the only person who came was Gao Shasha, who was his sister by blood, but he didn't want this kind of blood at all.The other party stood at the door of his house with a look of impatience. After seeing her, Mai Dang felt that the air in the whole building was not smooth.
"You're finally back, what a broken place, there are so many mosquitoes, it's so dirty!" Gao Shasha looked at McDonald and said with disgust.
"Probably something dirty." Mai Dang touched Mai Meng's ear, and Mai Meng meowed as if in agreement.
Gao Shasha understood the meaning of his words, and her face became even more stinky, "What do you mean?"
Mai Dang ignored her, walked over to get the key to open the door, and closed the door behind his back after entering, refusing to let anyone in.
Gao Shasha was upset enough that she had gone this far, but there was no progress on her mother's side, and her father kept trying to take McDonald back. When she passed the study last night, she heard that her father planned to divide the company's shares among What McDonald said, this made her unable to sit still anymore, she skipped class and came here, but she didn't expect her condescension to be rejected, thanks to her quick reaction, she took two steps back. He was not thrown in the face by the door panel, but he was also taken aback. He knocked on the door angrily and shouted, "Open the door for me! I have something to tell you!"
Mai Dang was too lazy to talk to her, and put Mai Meng on the ground to find food for it. Mai Meng ate her own canned cat food leisurely, without any response to the knock on the door.
"Open the door! McDonald, what are you doing hiding inside? Do you think you can go back to our house like this? Let me tell you, don't be too sentimental!" Gao Shasha said loudly.
McDang felt that he should match her with the music of "Fu Wenpei, I Know You're Home", which sounded like that.
Gao Shasha didn't know what Maidang was thinking, so she just kept banging on the door, her words became more and more ugly, and finally even Maidang's mother got involved: "Madang, if you don't open the door again, believe it or not, I will put your shameless Tell me all the scandals that mom did?! Do you think I don't know? Open the door for me!"
After hearing these words, Mai Dang's face darkened. He strode over and opened the door, "Shut up!"
Gao Shasha's hand stopped in the air, Mai Dang's gloomy face startled her, and then she raised her head again, "Do you have a tutor? Didn't you hear what I have to say to you?!"
"Tutor?" Mai Dang snorted, "Wu Yanlin's tutor for you is to let you go to the door of strange men and yell? Are you an idiot?"
Wu Yanlin is now Mrs. Gao, Gao Shasha's biological mother.
When Gao Shasha heard what Mai Dang said, she almost didn't bring it up, "What did you say?! You actually..."
"If you keep arguing, I will throw you down from the fourth floor." Mai Dang pointed to the stairs behind her with his chin, "If you let me hear you say a bad word about my mother, you will let you know what tutoring is. "
Gao Shasha was stunned by his words, looked back at the dirty stairs, and was speechless for a while.
Mai Dang sneered when he saw her strong-willed appearance, he didn't want to talk nonsense with her, and went downstairs by himself.
"Stop for me! Let me ask you, how much do you want to sever ties with our Gao family? Tell me." Gao Shasha didn't want to let go of this opportunity, she followed, "As long as it is within a reasonable range I can give it to you, but you have to promise that you will never have anything to do with our family."
For this kind of idiot who has watched too many TV shows, Mai Dang didn't bother to compare with her, so he went downstairs with his pockets in his pocket. Just in time, Mai Ya called, and he answered, "Are you at the alley? I'm coming out too, you Wait for me..." The words stopped here, because Gao Shasha at the back saw that he didn't bother to talk to her, and became angry. She stretched out her hand and pushed him on the back, and the unsuspecting Maidang was pushed down by her , Immediately there was blood on his forehead.
The author has something to say:
Highlights of this chapter: ① Caring for men’s health ② Veteran drivers ③ Rewards from male gods
PS: McDonald’s is not steamed stuffed bun, it’s not something you can just push! ! !
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