God, get out

A child who is obviously very good-looking and delicate, but he wants to make himself look like a pig. Of course, in reality, he doesn't care how he eats!There won't be a little extra flesh on his face, so even with his gluttonous appetite, his weight still doesn't exceed one hundred and twenty.

What?You said one hundred and twenty is heavy?Can you imagine what it would be like for a 1.7-meter-five big boy to eat four bowls of rice at a meal and never exercise, lazy like a pig and still not weighing more than 120 pounds?

But Han Xia really has a particularly stubborn insistence on meat. Since there is not much meat on his face in reality, it is different on the Internet. What Han Xia hates the most is his thin and small body, because The frame is relatively small, and the person is tall and fair, and many people think that he is a girl with a relatively neutral appearance.

In addition to being depressed, the photos of Han Xia on the Internet are always fleshy like pigs, and I don’t know where he learned the superb PS technology. When he was there, he almost died of fright, and ran to his room to check why his dear brother's face was suddenly swollen.

After learning the reason later, Han Mo still secretly hid a large book of Han Xia's photos without PS, and let him see the incomparable "beautiful photos" of his younger brother...

It sounds cute, but it sounds ugly. How many catties do you have to eat in a meal to get fat like this?Even if he doesn't discriminate against fat paper, he still has a certain liking for fat paper, but it doesn't mean that he likes his younger brother becoming a big fat paper weighing nearly two hundred catties...

"That's right. A novel is a novel. It is called a novel because it is difficult to become a reality. I think too much." Nodding self-consciously, Han Mo also felt that he was thinking too much. The younger brother suddenly has an object of worship, but the object of his worship is not himself, so he is a little depressed.

But after thinking about it, what Xu Xiaoman said also makes sense. How could it be so easy to meet a male god? Besides, even if my younger brother likes his fleshy appearance, his aesthetic point of view is still normal. What if [the profile picture is my wife] Is it ugly?

I have never released a photo, nor have I disclosed my height and weight. Maybe it is a 1.5-meter-old man with old-fashioned black-rimmed glasses and a fat paper weighing more than [-]. Maybe there is still puberty on his face. acne pits.

After trying hard to make up for the appearance of [the profile picture is my wife], and being chilled hard for a while, Han Mo suddenly had the urge to become a fan of passers-by...

Glancing at Xu Xiaoman, who was typing happily, Han Mo didn't have the heart to say anything, but asked Xu Xiaoman to call him on the day of school, and ran back to his home.Neighbors are the most convenient, and you can find each other at any time.

When I got home, I could smell the sweet and sour fish in the kitchen, and Han Mo felt relaxed. Cooking is one of my younger brother's hobbies. Although there are a lot of papers in the third year of high school, he will also find time to cook. Cooking, as far as he is concerned, cooking is to relax, and Han Mo didn't stop him, after all, he doesn't know how to cook.

So Han Mo just quietly arranged the bowls and chopsticks, and then went in and moved the things Han Xia had cooked to the table in the living room.

The brothers didn't talk much during the meal, so Han Xia only spoke when the meal was almost over.

"Brother, I will go to school with you on Sunday the day after tomorrow."

"Is it okay to study?"

"It's only half a day. I want to visit it. I won't be free next semester."

"Well."

After thinking about it, Han Mo still agreed. Although S University is not a key undergraduate course, it is still quite good. He didn't intend to go out of the province at the beginning, so he was also admitted to a university in the province, and S University was a very good choice.

But if the younger brother wants to go out of the province, it's good, but the decision-making power is in his hands, so it's good to let him see how the school is doing first.

After the exam is over, you can go to other schools to see, drive your brother to take a shower, and after packing up, Han Mo returns to the room.

There are not many things to bring back to school. After all, the distance is not far away, and more things are in school, so it is almost enough to bring some clothes. After packing up the things that need to be taken, Han Mo took a shower and went back to In front of the computer desk.

six awkward

The profile picture is my daughter-in-law: school will start soon, and I will be busy, so the video will not be recorded.

It's a very simple Weibo, even the picture is stingy, Han Mo's hand holding the mouse is shaking, if it was before, it's fine, but now, this guy is his number one rival in love, bah!Is the number one enemy!Certainly not soft!

Click on the comments below, besides some "Boss, you finally posted on Weibo again, Weibo is almost growing grass!" nonsense, there is actually something else!

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Top Comments:

Gently tell you that I'm Gong: @头头 is my daughter-in-law's boss, and I'm also next door to S University, so lucky!

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I'm telling you that I'm Gong: @头头是My Wife's Boss It's been so long, you finally revealed that you are a big man!Let me run three laps to the toilet quietly!

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Slowly tell you that I'm Gong: @头头是我妈妇@糖炒鹅龟 Both of you are from S city, have you seen it before?Why don't you face it!

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Han Mo: "..."? ? ? ? ? ?It seems to know some terrible news.

It’s true that the profile picture is that my wife is a college student, but I haven’t revealed which school I am from, but the heated discussion in this comment area can’t be groundless, and why does this sugar-fried turtle look so familiar? ?

After thinking for a while, Han Mo quit the comment area, and when he scrolled down a little bit, his little heart was shocked.

The profile picture is my daughter-in-law who actually posted a s-sized positioning soap?

The profile picture is my daughter-in-law: I'm back again, I went back to the dormitory early to clean up.

【image】

Location: xxxxs university male dormitory building xxx

The Weibo was posted an hour ago, and now there are more than 400 comments. Han Mo first clicked on this soap piece that is slightly literary and artistic while being frightened.

It's obviously an ordinary dormitory building in S University, but it just gave him a feeling of retro old photos. I must have used Meitu Xiuxiu to pass it, wow!

He has been looking at this dormitory building for a year, and he has never seen it look so good.

Even though he said so, Han Mo still clicked on the comments below to focus on the key points.

For example--

12345678:@The head portrait is my daughter-in-law, dare to make it clearer!

123456789:@The head portrait is my daughter-in-law, which dormitory are you from? I'm going to break up with you tonight!

87654321: @The head portrait is my daughter-in-law male god, do you still lack dormitory care aunts?Graduated from university, the kind with a height of 175.

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Well, since I can't see someone's reply, Han Mo is not attached anymore, but I am a little shocked that this person is actually from the same university as me, so if there is an accident when Xiao Xia goes to school with me tomorrow, The chance and coincidence of "A certain school grass fell in love with me" made Xiao Xia accidentally recognize this enemy she had never met in the vast crowd, so would she call the former male god her brother-in-law? ?

Han Mo felt nervous for no reason, walked to the living room nervously, opened the refrigerator, took out a box of refrigerated Wangzai milk, and poked it in with a straw.

It was only when the milky white liquid flowed into his mouth with a cold sweet taste and then into his stomach that Han Mo calmed down. Sure enough, when he wanted to calm down, he should drink a box of frozen Wangzai milk.

After drinking the cold Wangzai milk in one gulp, Han Mo quickly went back to his room to pack his things, and after packing all his luggage, that evil thought emerged.

As long as I run away secretly early tomorrow morning, and then send a text message to Xiaoxia saying that I have something urgent to go to school and I can't take him with me!

Although Xiaoxia's chance of meeting a male god is one in ten thousand, but after all, this is a slapstick novel, everything is possible!

seven awkward

Han Mo's calculations are well planned, but there seems to be a small problem on Han Xia's side, and that is... his favorite danmei guru, again!pit!up!And the reason for the pit is very, very special!

Sugar Fried Turtle: @形头是My Daughter-in-Law Because my favorite grandma is about to start school, I'm going to start school too, so I'm sad, I'm sad, it's just Calvin, you know, Calvin is just like bianmi Same, the one who is uncomfortable is actually me!There is no new video from the boss to heal my slender soul, so I think it will take a while to wait for me to come back~

"What's your size! Wannian cheats!" After finally finishing all the papers, he wanted to relieve his fatigue, but when he clicked on the column of fried turtles in sugar, he didn't find him!have!Even!new!Thinking that she would no longer be able to touch her mobile phone next semester, Han Xia felt that she was in a bad mood.

Sugar Fried Turtle is a danmei author. His writing style is known for being silly and sweet, and he claims to be a male silver who conquers silly white and sweet. But no one knows whether he is a male silver or not, but his readers know that his writing has a characteristic, That is the pit!

He can open five books at the same time, and each one makes you want to stop. Clicking on it is equivalent to falling into a pit, but he has a characteristic, that is, he is too lazy to have friends!

Except for the diligent typing during the few days when the text was entered into v, his writing

It is almost supported by the manuscripts, so the fried tortoise was honorably awarded the title of "God of Ten Thousand Years Pit"!

So Han Xia still had the foresight to only follow one of his articles, and it was finally coming to an end