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Gao Zhi used the trumpet to add "Xiaoxiao". After exchanging a few words, he unexpectedly discovered that they were in the same city.

"I seldom watched talent live broadcasts before. You dance really well. Are you a dance major?"

"Self-taught."

"I think you are quite young. You should still be in college, right? Have you graduated?"

"Work for two years."

Facing such a "noble guest" like him, the girl was still reticent, commonly known as "Three sticks can't make a dull fart".The live broadcast lasted nearly two hours, and the words that were spoken were equivalent to 2 minutes of other anchors, and they still wouldn't be too cute.

But it is this deserted sense of alienation that makes her look like a plum in bud, which makes her especially endearing.To treat heterophobia, it would be good to start with online chatting, Gao Zhi thought.

"Do you like playing games?"

"I'm average, my brother likes it."

"What kind of game does he play?"

"Not too much of a brain."

During the chat, Gao Zhi took the lead and asked questions. "Xiaoxiao" didn't seem to be curious about him at all, which made him quite disappointed.She also said that if you like her dance, you can give each one a RMB 1 lollipop, because glow sticks and meteor showers are too expensive.

"What's the difference between giving lollipops and whoring for nothing." After sending this sentence, Gao Zhi realized that it was extremely vulgar. There are thousands more, you deserve so many gifts."

The other party was silent.

It's over, a "white prostitute" chatted to death!Gao Zhi hurriedly searched the Internet, and the girl suddenly stopped replying during the online chat, should he continue the topic just now, or start a new one?

The phone was vibrating non-stop. He glanced at the caller ID. When he answered the phone, he quickly changed into the loose home clothes with a Totoro pattern on him.Leaving the second bedroom, locking the door, going to the study, turning on the laptop, transforming from an otaku to an elite.

A few minutes later, he welcomed grandpa through the door.

"Passing by, come up and take a look."

In his octogenarian years, the old man was still youthful and tough. After euphemistically inquiring about the situation of the blind date two days ago, he said, "Gao Feng will return to China soon."

"Next month," Gao Zhi walked into the kitchen, "what tea do you want?"

"Don't drink, just sit and go. What do you plan to ask him to do?"

"Be familiar with it for a while, and then go to the marketing center."

Grandpa's gray brows were slightly frowned, "Which department? He studied design, let him go to the planning department to do graphic design."

"He didn't learn anything, not even Meitu Xiuxiu."

"Staying abroad for several years is a waste of money." The old man snorted lightly, with imperceptible contempt floating between walnut-like wrinkles, "The marketing center is the core of the company. If you think he is not good enough, just find a casual job and let him wait." to retire."

After sending off the grandfather, Gao Zhi wanted to continue to organize his thoughts on chatting with the girl, but found that "Xiaoxiao" had sent a good night emoji a moment ago.What do you mean, wash up and go to sleep?So this is the end of today's chat?

He continued to search online: After the girl sent a good night emoji, is it true that she is going to sleep?Should we keep chatting?

The netizen's experience is no, so he had no choice but to reply with a similar expression angrily.

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Since adding friends, Gao Zhi feels that he has finally taken the first step in the long march of love, which is much better than passive blind dates.According to his life plan, he should start a family at the age of 30. If that is the case, he might as well take the initiative to choose someone who is talented and talkative.

He didn't want to listen to stories about cafés on the banks of the Seine after a hard day.He wanted to be like a fool, watching his wife dance with a smile.

Every night, he would watch the graceful dance of "Xiaoxiao" on time and report those obscene barrage.At first, I would open other windows to watch the live broadcast of the game, or watch it while playing the game, but later I only focused on watching the dance.

It is said that at thirty, the little flower of love that belongs to him is finally about to sprout.

However, despite his generous spending, "Xiaoxiao" never took the initiative to chat with him, and never hinted that he gave other gifts offline, which made online dating a bottleneck.

"President Gao, are you looking for me?"

His thoughts were interrupted by a knock on the door, and a sweet girl in a professional suit walked in. She was the accountant of the finance department.

"Yes, please sit down." Gao Zhi turned his deep eyes, glanced at the sofa, and slowly leaned back in the chair, "You just graduated last year, right? I want to ask you a few questions, and you try to answer them in the simplest way .”

The girl nodded slightly, her cheeks were slightly flushed, and she sat upright.

"Which male celebrity do you like recently?"

"Zhang San."

Gao Zhi nodded slightly, keeping Zhang San in mind, and then asked: "Which TV series do you and your girlfriend talk about the most?"

"Water Margin."

"Hmm... this doesn't seem to be of any reference value." He picked up a signature pen and twirled it between his slender and strong fingers, "Which lipstick brands do you think are suitable for girls of your age? Popular colors? Where's the bag?"

The other party was at a loss for words for a while, blushing and hesitating.Gao Zhi threw the pen back to the table, glanced at the watch, "Here, you go pick out a few lipsticks, a few bags, and send the link to my work email within an hour. Arrange from high to low according to your heartbeat .”

The girl clenched her hands on her knees, and muttered awkwardly and frankly: "Mr. Gao, I...I have a boyfriend."

"Oh, you misunderstood, I didn't want to buy it for you." Gao Zhi admired her honesty, smiled slightly, "Thank you, go to work, it will count as an hour of overtime for you."

After receiving the link, he couldn't wait to click on the profile picture of "Xiaoxiao".

"Are you busy?"

"Fortunately, resting"

"We've known each other for almost a month, and I want to give you some presents, can you give me your address?"

"No, thank you."

"Aren't you wondering what it is?"

"Well, what is it?"

"I won't tell you, haha!"

The other party was silent, Gao Zhi quickly revealed the answer: "It's lipstick and a bag."

"Thank you for your kindness, I don't usually need it, really."

After mediating for a long time, "Xiaoxiao" resolutely refused to disclose the address.Gao Zhi had to switch his mind: "At least tell me, what exactly do you do?"

After a while, she replied: "Pet shop."

"Do you like animals?"

"Yes, I don't like humans."

It was rare for the other party to reveal important information, so Gao Zhi hurriedly asked: "But human beings are also animals, right?"

"Humans are the worst animals. In nature, the weak and the strong are all necessary for survival, but people always do evil for no reason. What do you do?"

"You are finally willing to ask me questions. I work in an amusement park."

"Well, I'm off to work, see you tonight."

Staring at the last few words, Gao Zhi raised two thick eyebrows, looking down at the paradise full of tourists through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the office, as if he was boarding a hot air balloon, and his whole body became erratic.

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