After the vendetta

Wang Yuxi has always felt that he is a very approachable and good president. He can help roommates who are reviewing for the final exam get up early to buy breakfast, and only charge five yuan as a handling fee (a steamed bun in the cafeteria is three yuan); The small officer patrols, and when he encounters elementary school students who are not studying hard, he rectifies the Fa on the spot; he can even listen carefully to the junior students crying to him about their troubles in love, and then give pertinent advice of "let's break up".

—Ah, what a perfect president I am, he thought.

So when Fang Qi sent a text message asking for help, he opened it without hesitation during working hours, and after reading it, he took his mobile phone and ran to the tea room to take an errand as if nothing had happened.

"Chairman!!!!!!" The phone call didn't even wait for a notification tone, and Fang Qi screamed into the microphone. Wang Yuxi stretched his arms as far as he could, and he could still hear whether Fang Qi was human or not. Not ghostly howling.

"Can you keep your voice down, your colleagues who are taking a nap will be woken up by you."

"Is someone taking a nap at nine o'clock now? Your man's company is going to be ruined, President."

Wang Yuxi glanced back at the strange scene in the office, then turned around and said, "Not only are there those who take a nap, but also those who eat fruit and play Lianliankan.

"Hey, did I interrupt your work? I'll call again at noon?"

"It's okay, tell me. It's not the busy period yet. When it's time, you'll only get the obituary if you call again."

"Don't be president like this. Anyway, I'm your direct apprentice. If you scare me like this, I won't be able to get a job."

Wang Yuxi smiled for a while and asked, "What's the crisis in your emotional line?"

Fang Qi briefly told the president what happened a few days ago. In order not to reveal his privacy, he also omitted all names and replaced them with A, B, and C.But who is Wang Yuxi? He keenly explored the social relationships among the various characters, and used 1% of his analytical ability to figure out who A, B, and C are, who they are from which college, and what they look like from various parts of his mind. Out.

"Oh, you haven't had a good talk with anyone since then?"

"I haven't worked up the courage yet..."

"Then you have the courage to come to me to complain." Wang Yuxi took a glass of boiled water for himself, leaned against the window and drank it. While drinking, he paid attention to whether the door of the room with the [Boss Only] note on the innermost part opened suddenly.

"I really had no choice but to come to you, my lord."

"Since you trust me so much, let me give you a better suggestion."

"My lord expresses it!!!"

"Quickly go and confess and finish the job and don't be a fucking jerk, okay?" As soon as the words fell, the office door was opened with a bang, and the people inside strode out, and all the staff immediately returned to their places: 1s spit things into the trash can, stretched his leg while playing games and kicked off the power of the computer, and quietly hid under the table while sleeping, pretending that he was squatting in the toilet... As for Wang Yuxi, he calmly stuffed his phone into the toilet. In the cupboard where the coffee beans are placed in the tea room, leaning against the window pretending to be tired after working all morning, finally taking a breath to drink water...

"What about finances?"

"I'm here." The finance minister raised his hand, and by the way, began to search for Wang Yuxi's location.

"Come to my office, and follow your apprentice." The man turned back to the office, and all the beings behind him quickly returned to their original state, only Wang Yuxi, who was dejected, followed his master and knocked on the door of the boss's office, and Fang Qi who was hung up inexplicably "Hurry up and confess" x [-] echoes in my ears.

——So let me confess? ?Do I have the courage to come to you? ?

This year's Spring Festival was very early. Fang Qi accompanied his parents to buy some new year's goods. It felt like New Year's Eve came without warning. Fang He drove his family back to his grandfather's house in F City early in the morning to celebrate the New Year.

When I was a child, Fang Qi had a lot of hope for the new year, because he could play with cousins ​​who were not too different in age from his uncle and aunt, but the older the cousins, the better the relationship, and there was nothing to talk about with Fang Qi, so Every New Year’s Eve, Fang Qi brings all his belongings including laptops, psps, mobile phones, various chargers and data cables. Basically, when he arrives at his grandfather’s house, he will automatically occupy the favorable terrain and take root. He will not move until the New Year’s Eve dinner .

But this year...Fang Qi looked at his two cousins ​​watching American dramas on an Ipad at the place where he used to stay, and heaved a long sigh.

Fang He followed his parents to celebrate the New Year with other relatives who also live in F City. Grandma and sister-in-law were cooking in the kitchen. Fang Qi was really bored, so he turned on the TV and played a few random channels, but no matter what he watched It was that little content, so I simply turned off the TV and went to the yard to bask in the sun with my grandpa.

In Fang Qi's impression, Grandpa has always been a very tall person, but now sitting in the rattan chair, he looks so thin.

"Grandpa, aren't you cold?"

"It's only a few minutes in the sun a day. It's rare to be warm these days." Grandpa turned down the volume of the radio, patted the chair next to him, "sit here."

Fang Qi sat down obediently, the chair next to him was much smaller than that of his grandfather, after Fang Qi sat in, he basically curled up in it, very crowded.

"Why don't you play with your sisters?"

"I can't get in my mouth when girls are chatting."

"I don't understand what the two of them said." Grandpa beat his hands to the melody on the radio, "I think you can understand a little bit."

"I don't know everything..." He remembered that last year he and his classmate skied with a broken left hand and went to the hospital to have a board. During the Chinese New Year, he was asked by his relatives how he did it and it still hurts. It hurts, the two cousins ​​chattered and laughed for a long time, and said in a low voice, "The unicorn arm is having an attack", Fang Qi didn't care at the time, went home and checked what the unicorn arm meant, and almost sprayed water all over the screen.

"Oh, I heard from your sister-in-law that the youngest has a puppy love recently."

"What?" Fang Qi's eyes lit up, "With classmates?"

"It's a kid from a cram school."

"My sister-in-law didn't scold her? Isn't she only a sophomore this year?"

"I didn't ask in detail, what's the point of asking that?" Then Grandpa changed the subject, "What about you? Are you talking about friends?"

Fang Qi didn't expect the previous topic to end so soon, so he shook his head before he could react for a while, and then nodded dryly.

"Yes or no?"

"No... eh, I'm still worrying."

"Talk and listen."

Fang Qi scratched his head: "Before, someone confessed to me, but I didn't answer."

"Do you like it?"

"Also...not annoying."

Grandpa shook his head: "No. If you don't like it, what kind of friends can you make? If there are too many people I don't like, you will marry back and be your grandma."

"If you put it bluntly, I like it."

Grandpa continued to shake his head: "No. He insisted on saying how to do it. He looked unwilling and unwilling. I'm so sorry for the girl."

Fang Qi ignored the word "girl" in his grandfather's words, gritted his teeth and said, "I like it!"

Grandpa nodded and smiled, "Isn't that good, let's talk."

Throughout the whole afternoon, the "Talk" said by grandpa and the "Hurry up and confess" that Wang Yuxi said before were continuously played alternately in Fang Qi's mind. Pressing stop is useless and pressing pause is useless. After setting up the mahjong table, when the two younger sisters were watching the Spring Festival Gala while scrolling through Weibo, the playback frequency had evolved from double speed to ten times speed. Fang Qi finally returned to the high ground and took advantage of the favorable terrain, holding the mouse in one hand and reaching into the potato chip bag with the other. , a movement remained unchanged for 10 minutes.

Luo Tang called in YY: "Fang Qi! Hey, I'm going, Fang Qi!? Are you asleep? If you are here, dial 1 on the public screen, I know you can't turn on the microphone."

Fang Qi came back to his senses and typed 1 on the public screen.

"Have you done all the tasks?"

(No, chatted with grandpa all afternoon.)

"Let's go and do the mission. Wait a minute, I'll put my partner in first..."

Luo Tang's girlfriend was also unable to turn on the microphone at a relative's house, so it became a situation where Luo Tang balabala alone, and the other two were typing in the team channel.

After scanning the task, the three of them chatted for a while. Fang Qi glanced at the gang channel and found that Chu Minghang's trumpet was online 10 minutes ago. Fang Qi took the time to chat in secret.

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to [Bomb Bomb Walk]: Did you complete the task?

[Secret Chat] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics] Quietly say to you: I don’t know where the mission point is, I’m on Baidu

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to [Boom Bouncing Ethics]: Join the group, I will take you there

[Secret Chat] You quietly said to [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Forget it, wait for me to leave the team and we regroup.

Fang Qi said to the two flash bombs who showed affection and love, I took the apprentice to do the task, and then quickly withdrew from the team to cut the map. Luo Tang in YY wondered, Fang Qi, when did you take in the apprentice again, Fang Qi didn’t I paid attention to him, and even YY quit the channel and put it aside.

Amidst the voices of elders playing mahjong and chatting, and the voices of two cousins ​​swiping Weibo to watch the Spring Festival Gala, Fang Qi took Chu Minghang's trumpet and walked three maps to clear all the daily tasks. The army caught them once, and the two of them ran out with all their strength and almost broke the keyboard.

[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Have you done the trumpet mission yet?

[Team] [Mobei]: I don't know the mission point either.

[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Change number.

The two changed accounts, and Fang Qi's trumpet was basically always going online in the guild's territory. As soon as he went online, he saw Chu Minghang's tuba next to him.The map of the guild territory was changed to a night scene to match the New Year’s decorations. Fang Qi saw someone on the guild channel asking if the guild should take a screenshot together, and then shouted to form a group and return to the guild territory.

[Recent chat] [Mo Xiaobei]: The gang is calling for screenshots, do you take screenshots?

[Recent chat] [Monan]: If you are in a hurry, I will take you to do the task first

[Recent chat] [Mo Xiaobei]: Anyway, it will take a while to form a team, let's do the task first.

[Recent chat] [Monan]: Good.

Afterwards, it was the same as before, except that the roles were reversed. By the time the task was completed, the gang had almost formed a group of people. The gang leader on the gang channel shouted heartbreakingly, Brother Nan, why don't you come? Don't talk to me. You love to show your affection outside, come back to the warm leader to continue the show.

The gang leader in YY urges everyone to change into their most handsome horses and appearances. Fang Qi looked at the small horses depressedly. The original horses given by the system by default didn’t even have a harness. He still rode on that poor and ugly horse, and stood in the last row silently.

"Brother Nan, where is your love?" The leader asked in YY, the guild management stood in a row at the front, those with love were all carrying love, and those without love could only make do in two groups for the sake of a beautiful formation.

"I have no relationship."

"Hey, isn't that loli?"

"He didn't think there was anything I could do."

Fang Qi rolled his eyes, but still clicked OK when Monan pretended to be nonchalant and came over to invite his fellow riders.After the same ride, Fang Qixian was bored, so he started to play around, watching the New Year's congratulations of the copy party on the World Channel for a while, and checking for the group photo event on the Martial Art Channel for a while. , Today is the reward for logging in for five days in a row. I didn’t hold out any hope and randomly took a shot. I thought that it was probably booked by stones, but when I opened my eyes, I found out that it was actually fireworks...

After the screenshot was taken, everyone’s integrity gradually disappeared. They either started to plant flags in twos, or changed into the ugliest equipment and put on the most subtle movements to judge each other who is more creative.The fireworks announcement that the gang leader and the gang leader's wife set off each other was overwhelmed by the screen of the World Channel. The gang leader cried out loudly, "Nie Ma, pay me for the fireworks. Everyone in YY complained about why you didn't block the World Channel. Are you an idiot?"

The atmosphere is so good and the background is so beautiful.

When Fang Qi put the mouse on the frame of the fireworks in his backpack, the Spring Festival Gala was just in the song and dance performance, and the youngest was probably texting with his little boyfriend. watch TV.The elders who played mahjong didn’t know who played another game. Everyone had a showdown to see who had what cards. Grandma was trying to start making dumplings.

Fang Qi took advantage of the time when the World Channel copy party was out of the hole, pretending that there was nothing wrong with it, and pressed the mouse.

[Secret chat] [Monan] quietly said to you: You let it go?

[Secret chat] [Monan] whispers to you: How about I buy one too?

Your friend [Mo Xiaobei] is offline.

Fang Qi picked up the phone, dialed the number, and it took a long time for someone to pick up the call.

"Hey?"

"I let it go."

"Ok?"

"I said," Fang Qi paused, and then said, "I set off the fireworks."