After the vendetta

Chu Minghang bought two pieces of equipment for Fang Qi's trumpet, and then Fang Qi put the trumpet offline in the guild territory, because he had a more far-reaching thing to do, which was to play in the arena—— Although next Monday will enter the new season.

[Team] [Mobei]: What's the point of our going to the arena at this time.

[Team] [Luo Ji]: You ask me?

[Team] [Monan]: Have you not played yet?

[Team][Mobei]: Isn't this shit waiting for you to fight! ! ?

[Team] [Monan]: You can’t play the arena without me, what’s the matter? Am I your babysitter?

[Team] [Mo Bei]: No, you are a thigh.

[Team] [Monan]: ...

[Team] [Luo Ji]: ...

[Team][Luo Ji]: Is it delicious?

[Team] [Mobei]: I haven't eaten yet

[Team] [Monan]: Going to YY?Still making eye contact.

[Team] [Mobei]: Go up, go up, maybe we can record some entertainment audio and put it on station B to share with everyone.

[Team] [Monan]: ...

However, things were not as simple as Fang Qi thought.

Before he could figure out whether Chu Minghang used a voice changer or not, and why his voice was different from usual, he was taken aback by Chu Minghang's rough commanding style in the arena.

Someone once summed up the arena in Tieba. In the name of playing, 22 dead love, 33 dead friends, 55 disbanded gangs. From the front, Qi didn't quite understand the meaning of this sentence. He and the gang members were basically the same. After playing for a few nights, he got to 2200 and successfully saved prestige. The process of changing equipment was very simple and rough. What happened to make him die in love, die in love, die in friends and break up gangs? Today he finally understood the profound connotation of this sentence.

It's not that the playing was tangled, it could even be said that the playing was smooth, but... At first Fang Qi dared to play while turning on the power amplifier, then quietly put on the headphones, and finally turned the volume to the minimum secretly. Just like that, his ears hurt like hell...

"I said let's calm down, okay..." Before the endurance value was about to drop to 0, Fang Qi finally couldn't help but spit out something.

"What did you say?" Probably because his throat was a little tight after shouting too much, Chu Minghang coughed several times, then went to find a glass of water and drank it.

"Fat the milk as long as you pump the milk, don't cry like an abortion, okay..."

"Have you ever had an abortion?"

"I do not have!"

"Hey, hey, you two are enough, the more you talk, the worse." Luo Tang interjected, "Why don't you turn down the volume of the microphone, Monan, it's a bit deafening to the ears of the people from the dormitory next door just now. I asked if there was a fight with someone."

Chu Minghang adjusted the volume of the microphone and said, "Sorry sorry for my mistake."

But when he started to fight again, Fang Qi felt that Chu Minghang's voice only got louder and not smaller, and every critical moment seemed like he was going to kill someone. If he changed to written language, he would have to add more than two exclamation points at the end of the sentence. , adding to the growl group is more than enough, like:

"Control milk, control milk, control milk to fight DPS!!"

"Take it again and make another knife!! One knife!!! One knife will kill you!!!"

"Damn it made him add it back!!!! Let's talk about it after the next wave of outbreaks."

"Explode!! Open!!!!"

"Add Mobei's blood!!! His blood!! Pay attention to his blood!!!!"

"Take it away!! Beautiful!!!"

Etc., etc……

In short, when the three of them played until the end of the arena in the early morning, Fang Qi felt that his ears were going to go deaf.

"Mom, do you have the same style of directing and writing?" Fang Qi said while scratching his ears.

"No, I was always a friendly person when I wrote this book."

"Then how can playing an arena become a beast school?"

Luo Tang concluded: "Mobei and I are like two weak little rabbits, our ears were violently raped by Monan///female for a whole night, and now I also feel that I am going deaf..."

Until before going to sleep, Qi still felt that Chu Minghang's angry howls were still ringing in his ears one after another. After washing his face and brushing his teeth, he shook off the quilt and curled up. Sonic hugged his body tightly as if he had grown arms, but he still didn't want to let go. So much so that in my dream, I kept playing back the volume max "controlling milk, controlling milk and playing DPS"...

Because of the torment of the previous volume, Fang Qi trembled involuntarily when he saw Chu Minghang again. Luo Tang looked at him strangely and asked, "What are you doing?" I told you that he was the one who raped///female fucked your ear a few days ago, and you also responded to me.

Chu Minghang sized Luo Tang up and down, and asked Fang Qi, "Does he want to buy clothes?"

"Correct."

Luo Tang was wearing clothes that seemed to be more than two sizes too big, because he hadn't bought new clothes after he started to lose weight, and had been wearing the original ones all the time, so after the weight loss effect came out, he looked like he was wearing a sack under the clothes , no matter which one it is, it makes people feel that the clothes are actually stolen.

"How many pounds have I lost to have this effect..."

"50 catties."

"Love lost?"

"Where is it, I am about to step into the palace of love."

"..." Chu Minghang pursed his lips, turned around and asked Fang Qi, "Didn't you burn him with a torch?"

Fang Qi spread his hands: "The FFF group never burns true love."

The shopping process was easy and pleasant. Although Chu Minghang commanded the arena to be a brutalist, it didn’t mean that he was always in this mode. When three people entered the shopping mall, they picked a store at random, and Chu Minghang skillfully took out three pieces of clothes and stuffed them into the shopping mall. Luo Tang asked him to go in and change, and then he sat side by side with Fang Qi on the sofa outside the fitting room and played with his mobile phone.

"What are you looking at?"

"Post it." Fang Qi whizzed through one post after another, "It's boring, there haven't been any clever posts recently."

"What kind of stickers are called gods?"

"It's like the boss's wife, or someone who died and resurrected is actually a mentally ill player."

"..."

"It's just to adjust your life, don't look at me like that, I don't like to look at it either."

Chu Minghang turned his eyes back to the screen of his mobile phone, and said silently, "Why didn't I see it."

Maybe it's because the merchant's magic mirror is too amazing, or it's the first time he saw his skinny appearance so carefully, Luo Tang lingered in the fitting room for a long time and refused to come out, and finally Fang Qi opened the curtain and dragged him out At the time, he was still posing in a seductive pose and refused to move.

"When I lifted the curtain, I almost thought you were going to melt half of your body into the dressing mirror."

"When you say that, it reminds me that when I was a child, when I watched the Toothbrush Family, there was an episode that told the story behind the mirror, do you still remember?"

"I don't remember." Fang Qi said.

"I don't remember either." Chu Minghang continued.

"It doesn't matter if you don't remember, how can this suit fit me?" Luo Tang spread his arms, posing in a pose embracing the future.

"Now you should not ask if it fits but if it looks good."

"Okay, okay, doesn't it look good?"

"It's pretty." Fang Qi said.

"Looks good." Chu Minghang continued.

"Then I'll pay."

"Go." Fang Qi said.

"Go, let's go." Chu Minghang continued.

Luo Tang glanced at the two of them as if he was insane, and followed the clerk to pay with his hands on his chest.