After the vendetta

Fang Qi rarely chooses to go out on weekends, because there are traffic jams everywhere in the city, and he has to wait for a meal, and even the bus has no seats.So on this Sunday afternoon, when he and Chu Minghang sat in Tang Qingming's coffee shop looking at each other, he felt very incredible.

"Why did you pull me in?" Chu Minghang asked calmly, drinking Coke (free of charge).

"I was also brought here..." Fang Qi shrank his neck, wanting to see the battle behind him but didn't dare to.

"Then why did he pull you on?"

"I don't know..."

"Then you're coming too?"

"The president pushed me down the stairs if he couldn't come!"

"..."

After Chu Minghang concluded that Fang Qi's IQ was probably fed to dogs, he adjusted his sitting posture a little so that he could better peek at the expressions of the two people at the next table over Fang Qi's shoulder.

In fact, this matter had nothing to do with Fang Qi and it had nothing to do with Chu Minghang. After listening to Fang Qi's description, Chu Minghang had only one comment: Your president really deserves it.

——A transvestite and a transvestite both thought that the other party was a woman, but they actually had a crush on each other for nearly a year. They didn't know that the other party was a man until one party confessed. The probability of such a thing is really small and pitiful. The president of Shenwu met.

Originally, Wang Yuxi thought that this matter would end like this, and that this first love (emphasis) that made him feel ashamed to brainwash him could just be buried deep in his heart... He thought the other party thought so too, but unexpectedly He actually came to the door with an honest face.

Wang Yuxi, who was still sleeping late in the dormitory in the morning, received a call and heard a deep male voice saying "I'm downstairs in your dormitory". When she was in a bad mood, she rolled down from the upper bunk and opened the curtains. Looking downstairs, one can immediately see a man in a gray casual suit standing out beside a group of college students.

"How does he know that you are in M ​​University!? Even the dormitory building knows!?" Fang Qi was very surprised.

"We sent greeting cards to each other during New Year and New Year..."

"In what year do people still send greeting cards? President, did you live in the 80s? Then... what do you do now?"

"how could I know!"

"Why don't you go out to have a meal to clear up the misunderstanding? Anyway, you didn't intend to deceive the other party, maybe you can save your fragile relationship..."

So Wang Yuxi dragged Fang Qi on, and Fang Qi dragged Chu Minghang on without giving up. They sat in Tang Qingming's shop in embarrassment and stared at each other.

"I don't seem to be arguing." Chu Minghang said, "I can't see that man, I can only see your president."

"Then what are they talking about?"

"I can't read lips. But," Chu Minghang added, "I think your president is going to cry."

In order to witness this miraculous scene, Fang Qi suddenly turned his head and met Wang Yuxi's fire-spitting eyes. He was so frightened that he immediately turned his head back to Chu Minghang and whispered, "Is this about to cry?!"

Chu Minghang shrugged: "I think it's true."

"At that moment, I almost felt that I was going to be killed..."

"Tell me about how he is a sorcerer in the game?"

Fang Qi thought about it carefully, and then counted the president's crimes in detail: "You must wear emoji when you speak, play with a personal demon loli account, and make appearances and rubbings like a girl every day. Do you know that this must be killed?" There is actually a group of healing wives made up of girls, which man would play like this?"

"ID is also special for women?"

"That's not true. It's called 'watching from the sidelines'... Anyway, you can't tell a man or a woman."

Chu Minghang thought for a while, and he did have an impression of this account, and it was indeed a very famous ladyboy account in the server. I remember that for a while, people brushed off the trumpet account on the map every day—although Chu Minghang felt that BLX was not really worth it. It's time to kill.

"By the way, my sister is getting married next week, with your brother." Chu Minghang glanced at Tang Qingming who was tidying up the bar.

"Huh? Well, yeah, I almost forgot."

"..."

Tang Qingming's natal family is in City F next to City S. Because the distance is very close, it is very convenient to come and go. Therefore, the two families decided not to hold a double wedding (one time for her mother's family and one time for her in-law's family). The wedding room in the city, and as the younger brother of the groom, Fang Qi will naturally follow Fang He to pick up his sister-in-law.

"Don't be so hostile, my brother treats your sister so well."

"..."

"Fang He really likes Sister Qingming, really."

"Ah."

"So during the wedding, please don't put thumbtacks in the entrance, don't put dirty water buckets on the door beams, and don't put poisonous gas in the front car!"

"you……!"

"I'm joking, don't hit me!"

"...I don't want to beat you, I want to beat you."

The four of them sat in the cafe all afternoon. Later, the man answered a phone call and got up to leave. Before leaving, he paid the bill sincerely and patted Wang Yuxi's head.

"My lord! Are you still alive!" Fang Qi immediately leaned over, his eyes shining brightly.

Chu Minghang stretched out a finger and poked Wang Yuxi's stomach: "It's dead."

"Master President, you should say something anyway, isn't it frightening?"

"..." Wang Yuxi stood up stiffly, and walked out of the store almost on the same hands and feet. When she reached the door, she found that the man was still on the phone at the door. With a cry of surprise, she immediately turned back to the store and jumped to the side of Fang Qi.

"What a gaffe..." Fang Qi commented.

"You have to believe that everything in the world descends from one thing to another. The person who thought he was at the top of the food chain will one day find that there is a higher level above him."

"I think you and the president are both at the top of the food chain."

Chu Minghang pushed his glasses deeply: "So when we see you, we think you are at the bottom of the food chain."

"..."

After confirming that the man was no longer at the door of the store, Fang Qi and Chu Minghang followed the president trembling in front of the street and prepared to take a taxi back to school.It is estimated that the president was really stimulated by something, the whole journey was very calm, and he didn't even say a period.

Walking to the corner of the street, the president gave up on himself and sat down on the flower bed, and finally said the first sentence: "I'm so tired..."

"what happened?"

"It's so tiring talking to this person. Why does it feel like every sentence hurts my head when I speak so slowly?"

"To be honest, I also feel a pain in my head when I'm talking to you." Fang Qi said downheartedly.

"He has fallen into such a state of desperation, so don't provoke him, otherwise he will not be able to resist the stimulation and bump his head to death on the flower bed." Chu Minghang patted the chairman's shoulder and pointed to stop at the intersection of the street regardless of the no-stop sign. The car on the side of the road, "Look."

The three people turned their eyes at the same time, and saw that the window of the car was wide open, and the man sitting in the driver's seat was the man just now.

"Get in the car." His attitude was very direct, and his language was very brief.

"I'm going back to school, don't stop me—" the president resolutely refused.

"Oh, don't be stubborn, it's late, let's go back in the car together." After speaking, Fang Qi and Chu Minghang were alone on the side, carrying the president and stuffing them into the co-pilot, and then slipped into the back seat at the speed of light , before the president could open the door, the man locked the car door and kicked the accelerator, and drove out. Seeing the president's hand secretly stretched out to the back seat and posing with the middle finger, the two of them smiled very satisfied.

"In the end, your president is just worried that the girl you like has become a man." Back at school, Chu Minghang and Fang Qi sat in the cafeteria and ate a bowl of Malatang.

"What has changed, I have always been a man."

"From what you said, regardless of gender, the president still likes that person very much."

"So the more you like it, the deeper the blow..."

"What do you think?"

"What do you think?"

Chu Minghang put down his chopsticks: "Do you think the two of them are suitable?"

"Ah, I think it's okay. Anyway, we really like each other. Isn't it good to be together?" Fang Qi thought for a while, "It's not so much support, it's better to come and accept the chairman quickly, I think in the future With the unique personality of the president, those who can like him will never care about his gender..."

"Eh……"

"From the president's point of view, if he only eats that one, even if they met face to face at the beginning, they may still fall in love with that person in the end."

"You know your president quite well."

Fang Qi bowed his head: "I have a purpose to understand him,... After all, he is the boss."

In the next week, it may be that the president is still in the trough of his life and has not recovered. He is not energetic every day. He looks like a ghost of the student union and wanders around. Walking around, I could see that the students in the classroom wanted to tie him up and throw him into the trash can.

So Fang Qi, who is often teased by the president, is relatively free, and can even play games on the wifi in the teaching building in the corridor.

[Friend] [Mo Bei]: Fatty!

【Friend】[Luo Ji]: Where did you get on the Internet?

[Friend] [Mobei]: The internet in the teaching building, do you want to go to daily life?

[Friend] [Luo Ji]: I've fought, and I'm queuing up for the battlefield. Is Team YY here?Come and click me into the group.

[Friend] [Mobei]: 111

[Friend] [Monan]: Xingzhijun, they said you asked him to join the group.

[Friend] [Mobei]: ...Why did you show up again.

[Friend] [Monan]: I'm always here.

[Friend] [Monan]: Are you playing in the arena?

[Friend] [Mobei]: I'm not in the dormitory and the Internet is a bit unstable, so I can call after self-study later?It's around nine o'clock...

【Friend】[Monan]: At that time I was still typing

[Friend] [Mo Bei]: Why are you writing books every day ==

[Friend] [Monan]: Clearing CDs, opening appearance books, bringing the boss, opening up wasteland——I am very busy.

[Friend][Mobei]: I'm not in a hurry, it's about your time anyway, it's almost the end of the season

In YY, after the battlefield command sent the team confirmation, they lined up and entered in seconds.Before entering the map, a line of words popped up in the friend channel:

[Friend] [Monan]: Now that the season is over, what kind of arena do you still play in?

That's right, Fang Qi thought, what kind of arena is he playing at the end of the season?At the beginning of the season, he would score the points he wanted with his friends from the old server guild, as long as he slowly accumulates points to change equipment later on, he doesn’t want to rush to the top of the ranking list, so he often plays with Luo Tang casually in the arena every week. Just play 10 games——

Then, why, must we go to the arena? Qi thought in a daze before the countdown began.