other people's big

After the male god Tian Wang in the entertainment industry was acquired by various Internet celebrities and young models, everyone said that the news of "Going to Korea for plastic surgery to become an Internet celebrity and a young model to marry Tianwang Tianwang's sister-in-law" has flooded the screen. up.

Experience tells us that there may be only Meitu Xiuxiu between you and the king of heaven.

If it is said that having an Internet celebrity face is a must-have artifact for the wife of a heavenly king, then mastering good hook-up skills is also essential.You have to say dirty jokes, pretending to be innocent, with an angel's face and a devil's figure.

Therefore, as a person who has been hooked up all year round, Bei Moting sighed and said, I have none of these, sorry for my inexperienced business orz.

And then, on this sunny night with bright white clouds and a blinding toes, Cup Mo Tingda finally embarked on the great road of hooking up.

Silently searched the Penguin of Langtaosha, clicked to add friends, and then decisively went to do my own thing.Nonsense, everyone knows that Lang Taosha is notoriously cold, and he is not often online, and he doesn't know when he will be verified, and he doesn't even mention whether he can pass the verification.

Facts have proved that you have to believe in rumors, and you can't believe them all. You have to try it before you know it.

So when Cup Moting returned to the computer an hour later after eating and drinking, he saw that he had passed the verification.

And the passing time displayed on the screen is, uh, 2 minutes after he sent the message...

Sure enough, true knowledge comes from practice, who swears that the penguins in Jialang and washing the sand are a test of patience? !A group of scams→_→

[Cups don't stop]: It's great for the wave to wash the sand [smile]

【Wave the sand】: Good [smile]

[Must stop the cup]: ...

[Cup Mo Ding]: It is said that it is unscientific to pass the verification so quickly [Goodbye]

【Wave the sand】:...

[Lang Taosha]: Didn't you make a note?

[Cup Mo Ting]: Do you believe me when I made a note of Cup Mo Ting?What if it is fake?

[Langtaosha]: Even if it's fake...

[Langtaosha]: Actually...

[Langtaosha]: After the verification is passed, you can also block or delete friends...

Bei Moting was drinking milk, when he saw this sentence, his hands shook, and he successfully stained the keyboard with his unprepared milk.What about the cold, serious and upright god in the rumors? !What the hell is this cold joke? !The painting style is wrong, I feel that IQ has been doubted! !

【Don't Stop】: zxcvnnsfhkllwyippyrwwdhklxb468xghjdhjklxbnm

【Wave the sand】:...

[Must stop the cup]: Milk spilled on the keyboard and I’m wiping it ￣﹣￣ (online on mobile phone)

【Wave the sand】:...

[Cup Mo Stop]: Don’t pretend, let’s secretly laugh →_→

No one answered for a long time, and when Bei Moting almost thought he was disconnected, a word came out slowly.

【Wave the sand】: Yes

[Cup don't stop]: Huh?

[Langtaosha]: I went to laugh for a while.

[Cup Mo Stop]: You can laugh for a while [Smile]

[Cup Mo Stop]: The keyboard is on strike [Goodbye]

The historic/communication between the two great gods in the Internet literature circle ended in such a ridiculous way.

Xingchen girl who came to check and accept the results of her master's hookup: Hey, yo, how is it, did you have a spark of love with Lang Taosha ^_^

[Cup Mo Stop]: I'm in a complicated mood right now [smile]

[Xingchen]: It's not that he didn't add you, right? !

[Cup Mo Stop]: No, the verification was passed in less than 2 minutes [smile]

[Star]: Fuck, it really is differential treatment. It is rumored that someone has done statistics. The average verification time for Langtaosha to add friends is two hours. Congratulations, you have successfully lowered the average level→_→

[Cup without stopping]: I'm honored [smiles]

[Star]: I feel very cold when I see your mysterious smile, so why are you complicated? !

[Cup don't stop]: [smile]

[Xingchen]: Although he added you, the great god is still as cold as before. You two fell apart, and decided to fight and find a time to make an appointment/gun, no, make an appointment? !

[Cup don't stop]: [smile]

[Star]: Still laughing→_→After a short exchange, you fell in love at first sight and found out that the other person is your destined soul mate. Now you are struggling between love and reality. You want to break free from the shackles on your body, but you are forced by reality. Depressed by social pressure? !

[Cup don't stop]: [smile]

[Xingchen]: Or after in-depth communication, you find out that each other is the ex of the other. There was a love-hate entanglement in the youthful past, and you are debating whether to reunite or become strangers? !

[Cup Mo Ding]: You have a clear mind, congratulations on finding the subject of your next novel [smile]

【Stars】: My burning soul of a rotten girl o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓

[Star]: Huh, suddenly I found out that you are online on your mobile phone today (⊙o⊙)

【Cup Mo Stop】: I thought you would find out next year[

Smile]

【Star】: (⊙o⊙) What did Lang Taosha do to your computer? !

[Must stop the cup]: Milk splashed on the keyboard ￣﹣￣The keyboard is pregnant! !

【Star】: Milk splashed, pregnant, damn it, you are so dirty [shy]

[Must stop the cup]: ...

[Cup Mo Stop]: Are you really a woman→_→

[Xingchen]: Short oil, you actually doubt his gender [cover your face] So what does your milk splashing on the keyboard have to do with Lang Taosha? !Why is this sentence so weird hahahaha! !

[Must stop the cup]: (chat screenshot)

[Star]: Pfft, hahahahaha, hey, I'm dying of laughter, isn't it the rumors that Lang Taosha is so big that it's hard to talk about it. It takes a long time to reply to you with a message that doesn't exceed five words, but from your point of view, you can still talk cold It’s a joke, visually speaking, he has the potential of a poisonous tongue, he must be mocking your IQ in his heart hahahaha it’s so funny o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓laughing on the table

[Cup Mo Stop]: When he chats with me, he doesn’t really tell much [Smile] He likes to click back [Goodbye]

[Xingchen]: Pfft, you have to believe that this is already a super long play. There was an interview show with him once, and every question asked by the host, his answer did not exceed five words, but he was not impolite. He answered every question from others, and the answers were so good that no one could find a single mistake. The host almost burst into tears [laughing cry] He has an aura of aloofness!

[Cup Mo Ding]: Speaking of which, he seems to be less aloof than the rumors [smile]

[Cup Mo Stop]: Of course, he is cold or not, my keyboard is right there, it’s just bad [Goodbye]

At the same time, the waves wash over the sand.

Miss Yan Su who came to investigate the situation of her master being hooked up: Xiaolanglang└(^O^)┐

【Wave the sand】:...

[Lang Taosha]: You can choose your own way of death.

【Yan Su】: I chose to die [grievance]

[Yan Su]: If someone hooks up with a newcomer and cute author, it’s brilliant, but he actually refuses to sign the contract, please comfort ==

【Wave the sand】:...

[Yan Su]: How could you not respond at all?

[Langtaosha]: How should I react?

[Yan Su]: Don't you wonder why he refused to sign the contract?

For an author, signing a contract is undoubtedly a good choice, because even if the manuscript fee is not mentioned, it also means that there are more opportunities for more people to see their articles.

[Langtaosha]: It's okay...

【Yan Su】: You have no curiosity, you are not cute at all, other editors and writers are soft and cute for teasing, I feel like I am in a miserable life ́́̄̄

【Wave the sand】:...

[Yan Su]: I almost forgot the purpose of my visit. It is said that Bei Mo Ting greatly added your Penguin number? !

[Lang Taosha]: Yes.

[Yan Su]: You haven't activated your skill of getting mad at people without paying for their lives, scare people away→_→

【Langtaosha】: No.

[Lang Taosha]: It's just a broken keyboard...