cute pet daily
Chapter 185 IQ Not Online
When Shen Luo listened to Wang Wei's description, he felt a pain between his legs, and he really couldn't be provoked!
But because the cat has never had a name, and Shen Luo meant that since the cat likes Wang Wei so much, let Wang Wei name it, but Wang Wei also disagreed, so he had to call it Hey Hey, and finally became Wei Wei Wei, so Wang Wei became Dawei, and the cat became Erwei, or also known as Awei. It seems that Wang Wei will never escape this fate in this life... Shen Luo is a little gloating!
There is not only one stupid cat, there are quite a few cats given away by Shen Luo's family, so when a cat is stupid, the owner will post it on Weibo, and then the official Weibo of Aite Pet Hospital.
Shen Luo’s hospital once adopted a cat. Later, the cat’s owner named him Dangdang. Later, the owner said that it should be named Duangduang, because this cat has grown from a small milk cat to a ten-year-old cat. The giant cat weighed almost [-] catties at one time, and the cat owner was worried every day.
Because this cat is too fat, it has been considered a bulldog many times, because when it is fat, it is like a bulldog, with a fat body and four thin legs. Like, if you can tell it's a cat at a glance, your eyesight must exceed 2.0.
Moreover, the cat's IQ has never been online, and it often jumps directly onto the owner's stomach to urge the owner to get up. Can you imagine dropping more than ten catties on the stomach?It was like vomiting blood. Fortunately, the cat owner was tenacious and survived, otherwise he would be the first person to be murdered by a cat.
Another time, the cat owner told Shen Luo a story. The neighbor next door to the cat owner was killing fish, and the cat at home ran over and circled around the fish. Don't let the cat steal the fish.As a result, when the cat came back, it sneaked in through the window with a black bag in its mouth. As soon as the cat came in, it happily ran to the owner, put the bag at the owner's feet, and meowed for rewards. .The owner of the cat was both worried and happy, worried that the neighbors would be angry, but happily, the cat finally got its IQ online once, and even stole the fish when the neighbors were strictly on guard.After touching the cat's head, the cat owner opened the bag and was stunned for a moment. The black bag was not fish at all, but leftovers from dissection of the fish, fish fins, scales, and belly. The cat owner was shocked by the cat's IQ. Sneaking around with a bag of trash is as bad as stealing some jewelry.The cat owner was afraid to tell the neighbors about this matter, and secretly threw away the garbage, fearing that the neighbors would laugh at him.
In fact, Shen Luo couldn't believe that there were such perverted cats among the cats, but the facts proved that it was true!
One day, the cat owner was at home on vacation, and he was surfing the Internet in the house. The cat walked around for a while before going out to play.The cat owner didn't care, but the downstairs neighbor knocked on the door, saying that your cat fell and got stuck on the anti-theft net!The cat owner ran to his window and saw that the stupid cat was stuck on the security net of the neighbor's downstairs. The noodle cat probably couldn't support it and fell, because the cat's fur is smooth and the bones are soft, they can pass through very small objects. gap.And there was a big hole in the awning of the neighbor's house, which was made by a stupid cat.The owner of the cat rescued the stupid cat with neighbors, negotiated compensation, and then went home with the stupid cat.At first I was worried that the stupid cat would be frightened, but when I put it down, I chased after the ball carelessly. At night, I ate half a bowl of cat food with a big appetite. The cat owner was petrified. I have never seen such a big heart cat!
Besides, Stupid Cat likes to watch Pleasant Goat cartoons, not to mention, and he is not allowed to jump off the stage. He is very absorbed in watching the cartoon, and the cat owner doubts whether Stupid Cat's IQ can understand it.
The stupid cat's sleeping appearance is extremely ugly. Shen Luo has seen the photos, and when he sleeps, he looks like a hanged ghost, rolling his eyes, sticking out his tongue, and even pulling his tongue will not wake him up. His sleeping skills are very good!
As for bathing, that's for sure. Stupid cats don't seem to like to lick their fur very much, and their movements are extremely irregular, which makes the cat owner worry about him, so he needs to take a bath.
Any cat is very interested in flying bugs, and the stupid cat is no exception, but every time it chases flies, it hangs itself on the screen window.It is said that once, the cat probably hung itself on the screen window for a whole day, and went straight to the toilet as soon as it was liberated, and then began to release it. It is said that the sound was louder than that of a human, and it took 5 minutes to let it go. Finished, the relaxed expression after the release was so simple, the cat owner was very glad that he didn't work overtime that day, otherwise the stupid cat would have been suffocated to death by urinating on the screen window, and it would have become the cat with the most bizarre death and the most ugly death.
However, Shen Luo felt that this could prove that cats love to be clean, so they kept holding back and didn't urinate.But cat owners have always felt that it is because the cat is too stupid, not because he likes to be clean.Stupid cats are like huskies. After being taught a lesson for messy pooping, they think they are not allowed to poop, and keep holding back.In order to allow cats to go to the toilet normally, cat owners have also spent a lot of effort!
The stupid cat’s memory is also very poor. Other people’s cats don’t remember the owner if the owner changed their hairstyle, but the stupid cat doesn’t recognize the owner if the owner changed a piece of clothing. The owner of the cat, then walked around the owner to test and choose the time and opportunity to attack. The owner of the cat was really pissed off. Later, he made some progress. He still knew the owner wearing the clothes he had worn in front of him, but if he changed to a new one Clothes, I don’t know him. If he changed his hairstyle, he might think he was an alien, right?Anyway, the cat owner hasn't changed his hairstyle for a long time, and it's really helpless to consider the acceptance of the stupid cat at home when buying clothes.
It’s fine if the stupid cat doesn’t recognize its owner, and it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t recognize itself in the mirror. Many animals don’t know each other, but the stupid cat will go crazy when it sees itself in the mirror.It is said that once, the stupid cat jumped onto the dressing table by itself and saw himself in the mirror. At first, he was deeply puzzled, then frowned and thought deeply, and then suddenly went crazy, jumping up and down on the dressing table, throwing everything Pushing it to the ground, the cat owner has never seen such a strange posture.Shen Luo has always remembered the sad voice of the cat owner: "There is still a bottle of fairy water that I bought on the table! I only used it once! I broke it all!" Shen Luo didn't know what fairy water was. Later, he checked on the Internet, and after looking at the price, he was shocked. Although he would never buy that thing in his life, he felt that the stupid cat had indeed caused a great loss and waste, because the price of fairy water , Shen Luo will always remember this cat.
There is also the classic mouse incident. Generally speaking, cats catch mice. Even if many cats have degraded this function, they will run away when they see mice. However, the stupid cat's approach is still to shatter everyone's eyeballs.After people saw the mice, they didn't want to catch the mice (otherwise the cat owner would be so happy!), and they didn't see the mice running away, but... gave the mice their own cat food!The cat owner found a mouse in the house. The first reaction was to call his cat to deal with it. After seeing the mouse, the cat turned and walked away. When it came back, it brought cat food and put it in front of the mouse. He also pushed, meaning, eat quickly!The cat owner said that she still hasn't figured it out, does it mean paying tribute or keeping mice?Shen Luo felt that there was no solution to this question, and it was better not to know the answer, since neither of them was a good answer anyway.
As for the estrus thing, let alone, the cat owner wanted to be neutered at first, but later he showed mercy and thought he could be a father and then be neutered, so the stupid cat has an estrus period, during this period, the stupid cat is not like other cats. At this time, the cat owner is still somewhat comforted, but it is too early, because the stupid cat turned into a teddy, and the cat All of the master's dolls have been dried, and there are still wet marks.As if these dolls could help him have children.The cat owner hurriedly arranged a blind date for him. In fact, cats and dogs have much lower requirements for this kind of thing than humans, so the speed is much faster. But if the stupid cat doesn't do something, is he still a stupid cat?Instead of jumping at the female cat, the guy ran away with his tail between his legs in fright!The cat owner heard his heartbroken voice again, Nima, they haven't disliked your low IQ, but you left her sister and ran away first, is it a gay friend?The result is not, maybe it is just a special hobby, anyway, the stupid cat has no chance to be a father, the cat owner sent him to Shen Luo in a fit of anger, and underwent a minor operation to get rid of the root of troubles.
If the cat is so stupid, why the cat owner is willing to keep it is another story.When the cat owner was taking the cat to the hospital on a small electric scooter, he passed an intersection when another motorcycle ran a red light and hit him directly. The cat owner passed out on the spot. No one is allowed to approach the owner, and no one is allowed to touch the cat owner's things. Although the cat owner was still lying on the ground when she woke up, and the fat cat walked away from her stomach after saying something, the cat owner I am still very touched, which shows that the stupid cat loves her. Although she has done bad things with good intentions, this love is hard-won.The owner of the cat said that she was lying on the cold ground at the intersection, surrounded by noisy onlookers, and a stupid cat weighing more than ten pounds was sitting on her stomach. She felt that she was going to pass out, but she felt that the stupid cat It was the only animal that really cared about her, and it felt so warm at that time.
Although Shen Luo wanted to say that women are so sensual, she had to admit that Stupid Cat's love was as heavy as his weight, and it came unexpectedly, just like his usual style.
This is the story of a silly cat. A silly cat can be annoying sometimes, but their love is also silly. It’s really hard to find if you’re not careful.Some people are also like this stupid fat cat, heavy and annoying, but love is enough!
But because the cat has never had a name, and Shen Luo meant that since the cat likes Wang Wei so much, let Wang Wei name it, but Wang Wei also disagreed, so he had to call it Hey Hey, and finally became Wei Wei Wei, so Wang Wei became Dawei, and the cat became Erwei, or also known as Awei. It seems that Wang Wei will never escape this fate in this life... Shen Luo is a little gloating!
There is not only one stupid cat, there are quite a few cats given away by Shen Luo's family, so when a cat is stupid, the owner will post it on Weibo, and then the official Weibo of Aite Pet Hospital.
Shen Luo’s hospital once adopted a cat. Later, the cat’s owner named him Dangdang. Later, the owner said that it should be named Duangduang, because this cat has grown from a small milk cat to a ten-year-old cat. The giant cat weighed almost [-] catties at one time, and the cat owner was worried every day.
Because this cat is too fat, it has been considered a bulldog many times, because when it is fat, it is like a bulldog, with a fat body and four thin legs. Like, if you can tell it's a cat at a glance, your eyesight must exceed 2.0.
Moreover, the cat's IQ has never been online, and it often jumps directly onto the owner's stomach to urge the owner to get up. Can you imagine dropping more than ten catties on the stomach?It was like vomiting blood. Fortunately, the cat owner was tenacious and survived, otherwise he would be the first person to be murdered by a cat.
Another time, the cat owner told Shen Luo a story. The neighbor next door to the cat owner was killing fish, and the cat at home ran over and circled around the fish. Don't let the cat steal the fish.As a result, when the cat came back, it sneaked in through the window with a black bag in its mouth. As soon as the cat came in, it happily ran to the owner, put the bag at the owner's feet, and meowed for rewards. .The owner of the cat was both worried and happy, worried that the neighbors would be angry, but happily, the cat finally got its IQ online once, and even stole the fish when the neighbors were strictly on guard.After touching the cat's head, the cat owner opened the bag and was stunned for a moment. The black bag was not fish at all, but leftovers from dissection of the fish, fish fins, scales, and belly. The cat owner was shocked by the cat's IQ. Sneaking around with a bag of trash is as bad as stealing some jewelry.The cat owner was afraid to tell the neighbors about this matter, and secretly threw away the garbage, fearing that the neighbors would laugh at him.
In fact, Shen Luo couldn't believe that there were such perverted cats among the cats, but the facts proved that it was true!
One day, the cat owner was at home on vacation, and he was surfing the Internet in the house. The cat walked around for a while before going out to play.The cat owner didn't care, but the downstairs neighbor knocked on the door, saying that your cat fell and got stuck on the anti-theft net!The cat owner ran to his window and saw that the stupid cat was stuck on the security net of the neighbor's downstairs. The noodle cat probably couldn't support it and fell, because the cat's fur is smooth and the bones are soft, they can pass through very small objects. gap.And there was a big hole in the awning of the neighbor's house, which was made by a stupid cat.The owner of the cat rescued the stupid cat with neighbors, negotiated compensation, and then went home with the stupid cat.At first I was worried that the stupid cat would be frightened, but when I put it down, I chased after the ball carelessly. At night, I ate half a bowl of cat food with a big appetite. The cat owner was petrified. I have never seen such a big heart cat!
Besides, Stupid Cat likes to watch Pleasant Goat cartoons, not to mention, and he is not allowed to jump off the stage. He is very absorbed in watching the cartoon, and the cat owner doubts whether Stupid Cat's IQ can understand it.
The stupid cat's sleeping appearance is extremely ugly. Shen Luo has seen the photos, and when he sleeps, he looks like a hanged ghost, rolling his eyes, sticking out his tongue, and even pulling his tongue will not wake him up. His sleeping skills are very good!
As for bathing, that's for sure. Stupid cats don't seem to like to lick their fur very much, and their movements are extremely irregular, which makes the cat owner worry about him, so he needs to take a bath.
Any cat is very interested in flying bugs, and the stupid cat is no exception, but every time it chases flies, it hangs itself on the screen window.It is said that once, the cat probably hung itself on the screen window for a whole day, and went straight to the toilet as soon as it was liberated, and then began to release it. It is said that the sound was louder than that of a human, and it took 5 minutes to let it go. Finished, the relaxed expression after the release was so simple, the cat owner was very glad that he didn't work overtime that day, otherwise the stupid cat would have been suffocated to death by urinating on the screen window, and it would have become the cat with the most bizarre death and the most ugly death.
However, Shen Luo felt that this could prove that cats love to be clean, so they kept holding back and didn't urinate.But cat owners have always felt that it is because the cat is too stupid, not because he likes to be clean.Stupid cats are like huskies. After being taught a lesson for messy pooping, they think they are not allowed to poop, and keep holding back.In order to allow cats to go to the toilet normally, cat owners have also spent a lot of effort!
The stupid cat’s memory is also very poor. Other people’s cats don’t remember the owner if the owner changed their hairstyle, but the stupid cat doesn’t recognize the owner if the owner changed a piece of clothing. The owner of the cat, then walked around the owner to test and choose the time and opportunity to attack. The owner of the cat was really pissed off. Later, he made some progress. He still knew the owner wearing the clothes he had worn in front of him, but if he changed to a new one Clothes, I don’t know him. If he changed his hairstyle, he might think he was an alien, right?Anyway, the cat owner hasn't changed his hairstyle for a long time, and it's really helpless to consider the acceptance of the stupid cat at home when buying clothes.
It’s fine if the stupid cat doesn’t recognize its owner, and it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t recognize itself in the mirror. Many animals don’t know each other, but the stupid cat will go crazy when it sees itself in the mirror.It is said that once, the stupid cat jumped onto the dressing table by itself and saw himself in the mirror. At first, he was deeply puzzled, then frowned and thought deeply, and then suddenly went crazy, jumping up and down on the dressing table, throwing everything Pushing it to the ground, the cat owner has never seen such a strange posture.Shen Luo has always remembered the sad voice of the cat owner: "There is still a bottle of fairy water that I bought on the table! I only used it once! I broke it all!" Shen Luo didn't know what fairy water was. Later, he checked on the Internet, and after looking at the price, he was shocked. Although he would never buy that thing in his life, he felt that the stupid cat had indeed caused a great loss and waste, because the price of fairy water , Shen Luo will always remember this cat.
There is also the classic mouse incident. Generally speaking, cats catch mice. Even if many cats have degraded this function, they will run away when they see mice. However, the stupid cat's approach is still to shatter everyone's eyeballs.After people saw the mice, they didn't want to catch the mice (otherwise the cat owner would be so happy!), and they didn't see the mice running away, but... gave the mice their own cat food!The cat owner found a mouse in the house. The first reaction was to call his cat to deal with it. After seeing the mouse, the cat turned and walked away. When it came back, it brought cat food and put it in front of the mouse. He also pushed, meaning, eat quickly!The cat owner said that she still hasn't figured it out, does it mean paying tribute or keeping mice?Shen Luo felt that there was no solution to this question, and it was better not to know the answer, since neither of them was a good answer anyway.
As for the estrus thing, let alone, the cat owner wanted to be neutered at first, but later he showed mercy and thought he could be a father and then be neutered, so the stupid cat has an estrus period, during this period, the stupid cat is not like other cats. At this time, the cat owner is still somewhat comforted, but it is too early, because the stupid cat turned into a teddy, and the cat All of the master's dolls have been dried, and there are still wet marks.As if these dolls could help him have children.The cat owner hurriedly arranged a blind date for him. In fact, cats and dogs have much lower requirements for this kind of thing than humans, so the speed is much faster. But if the stupid cat doesn't do something, is he still a stupid cat?Instead of jumping at the female cat, the guy ran away with his tail between his legs in fright!The cat owner heard his heartbroken voice again, Nima, they haven't disliked your low IQ, but you left her sister and ran away first, is it a gay friend?The result is not, maybe it is just a special hobby, anyway, the stupid cat has no chance to be a father, the cat owner sent him to Shen Luo in a fit of anger, and underwent a minor operation to get rid of the root of troubles.
If the cat is so stupid, why the cat owner is willing to keep it is another story.When the cat owner was taking the cat to the hospital on a small electric scooter, he passed an intersection when another motorcycle ran a red light and hit him directly. The cat owner passed out on the spot. No one is allowed to approach the owner, and no one is allowed to touch the cat owner's things. Although the cat owner was still lying on the ground when she woke up, and the fat cat walked away from her stomach after saying something, the cat owner I am still very touched, which shows that the stupid cat loves her. Although she has done bad things with good intentions, this love is hard-won.The owner of the cat said that she was lying on the cold ground at the intersection, surrounded by noisy onlookers, and a stupid cat weighing more than ten pounds was sitting on her stomach. She felt that she was going to pass out, but she felt that the stupid cat It was the only animal that really cared about her, and it felt so warm at that time.
Although Shen Luo wanted to say that women are so sensual, she had to admit that Stupid Cat's love was as heavy as his weight, and it came unexpectedly, just like his usual style.
This is the story of a silly cat. A silly cat can be annoying sometimes, but their love is also silly. It’s really hard to find if you’re not careful.Some people are also like this stupid fat cat, heavy and annoying, but love is enough!
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