standard martial arts novel
Chapter 21
The leader's high hall is only the crazy old leader, and the hero's high hall is only the master. When worshiping the high hall without any one, it seems deserted.Protector Left and Right went to invite Daxia's master to the Peach Blossom Valley to attend the wedding. Protector You was afraid that Protector Zuo would make Daxia's master pretend to be mad, so he strictly forbade Zuo Protector to go in, and went to persuade Daxia's master by himself.
The left protector waited outside for a long time, but still did not see the right protector or the hero's master coming out, and finally couldn't help but burst into the house: "Senior brother, the master still refuses to go?"
"I won't go to Peach Blossom Valley even if I kill you." The hero's master turned his head with a resolute expression on his face.
The right guardian is full of helplessness.
"Then why are you talking so much?" Zuo Hufa slapped the hero's master directly on the back of the head, knocking him out.
"This is Shigong!" Guardian Right turned pale with shock.
Zuo Hufa resentfully put down the rag, covered Master Daxia's mouth with a handkerchief, and carried him away.
The leader got married, and the whole Demon Cult was in a mess. After the old leader was dressed neatly, no one had time to pay any attention to him. They only waited for the worship hall, and then invited him out like a clay bodhisattva. The worship was over. Put it back again.Just taking advantage of no one to relax, the old leader heard footsteps outside, so he sat back and continued to pretend to be crazy.
The door opened, and Zuo Hufa came in with a person on his shoulder.
"Master, please sit down for a while." Zuo Hufa put down the man on his shoulders, took off the sack on his head, and took the handkerchief stuffed in his mouth, "Master is right there. You two old people, talk about the old days first , When it’s time to worship, I’ll come and untie the acupoints for you.”
"You bastard!" The hero's master couldn't move after being acupunctured, so he could only yell at him.
Zuo Hufa stretched out a green onion finger: "Master, don't force me to acupoint your dumb acupoints too."
The hero's master could only keep silent.
Guardian Zuo still has a lot of work to do, so he will leave soon.
After the door was closed, the old leader stood up, walked slowly in front of Daxia's master, knelt down, and looked at him carefully like the first time we met.
"Are you crazy? Do you still recognize me?" The hero's master also looked at his long-lost lover carefully, "I haven't seen you for more than 20 years. You are older than I imagined, but you are still a handsome old man when you are old. Even if you destroy It has been my whole life, even if my heart is full of holes, so that more than 20 years have passed, it still makes me miserable, and I really meet again, I still can't bear to kill you with my own hands. I am old too, old You don't even recognize me, do you?"
The old leader tilted his head, as if he was really recalling who the old man in front of him was.
"In order not to disobey your master, and to raise your three apprentices, you have let me down alone. Didn't you expect this to happen?" The hero's master choked up, "I know you can't let them go. When we met for the first time, I couldn't help but see you, a tall, burly man, holding the brat and the second girl in one hand, and the third son on the shoulder. Take a look, who knows that in the end people will be attracted to you. If you can let them go, you won't be the one who fascinates me. In fact, I just want a promise from you. At that time, the brat I have just started to learn how to zigzag, and the second girl can only play around crazy and get into trouble, and the third girl can't even walk steadily. Even if you are determined to let down the master who has worked so hard to raise you, how could I really want you to take the third girl with you? Such a young child eloped with me? In fact, I had already thought about it at the time. As long as you are willing, I will sever ties with my master, stay in Peach Blossom Valley wholeheartedly, and raise these three children with you. When the time comes, your master You will definitely not oppose us being together again, maybe you will not be crazy now.
"But you said you don't want to! I am willing to abandon everything for you, as long as I can be with you; but you can't abandon anyone, except me." The hero's master sniffed, "It's all gone. It’s been 25 years. After leaving you, I thought about marrying a wife and having children, and completely forgetting about you, but you just lingered in my mind, making it impossible for me to consummate the marriage with my wife, until finally she couldn’t bear it anymore and left me. Later, I also had my own apprentice, and I finally found something that made me forget you for a while, but you didn’t even let my apprentice go! It’s even better now! I’m dying for you day and night, but you’re crazy , forget about me completely."
The old leader wiped away the tears of Master Da Xia, and suddenly scratched his nose: "The hair is all white, and you still cry, are you ashamed?"
"You..." Daxia's master froze for a moment.
"You also saw what kind of virtue the second girl has become, so you can't guess that I was actually pretending to be crazy to hide from her?" The old leader took out a handkerchief and wiped the hero's master's face, "Fool, you are not out of my temper." I know, words must be done, actions must be resolute, and I can't learn to coax you with nice empty words and lies. How can you test me? You have to mention three children. If you want me to spend my heart and soul, you even want me to be a teacher I will agree. But I picked up three children who have no father and no mother. Once I elope with you, I can’t support them. They are of flesh and blood, but they all regard me as their own father in their hearts. If they know that I don’t want them, how sad will they be? They even got into trouble with me because of this matter, and they will leave for 25 years.”
"You stayed with them, and you didn't teach any good people." The hero's master turned his head and ignored him as he did when he acted coquettishly and lost his temper before, and realized that he had been tapped and couldn't move at all, "Smelly That's all for the boy and the second girl, San'er was such a good boy, but you taught him to be an apprentice who can kidnap others."
"If I had known that the child brought back by San'er is your apprentice, and I could have lured you back, I would not have let him out of Peach Blossom Valley in the first place." The old leader thought for a while, "If I had known that I would have attracted the apprentice, I would have brought you back. Just fine, Master. You said that if I had abducted your apprentice back earlier and made San’er a child bride-in-law, wouldn’t we have been able to reunite sooner? San’er wouldn’t have to be a bachelor until he was almost 30 years old. 25 years! People! How many 25 years can I delay in my life? Thinking of wasting so much time with you for nothing, I feel distressed."
"Hmph!" The hero's master scoffed.
"Angry at my apprentice for abducting your apprentice?"
"Ah."
"Your apprentice has been wiped out by my apprentice, and you still haven't come out. How about paying you a master?"
"What do you pay for? You are mine in the first place, and you still owe me 25 years, eight months, twelve days and seven hours of interest."
"It's a good thing your apprentice doesn't have the same temperament as you, otherwise I'm really afraid that San'er will be bullied to death." The old leader laughed dumbly.
"I'm glad that San'er's temperament is not like yours. It's a thief to grow old and not die, and it's about you who are old and disrespectful."
"At the beginning, I don't know who saw me bring three children into the gambling house and take the second girl as a bet. I was so angry that I jumped out to be a hero, and finally came to my bed." The leader felt like he was back when he was young , "25 years and eight months... Get rid of the odds, let's just count it as 26 years, and now pay back the principal with interest."
"Why?"
"I used to worry about the old master and the young children, so I couldn't leave everything behind and go with you. Now that the master has passed away and the children have grown up, let's elope."
"Who wants to elope with you?" Da Xia's master was still stubborn.
"No?" The old leader nodded, "It's right if you don't want to. I used to be the leader of the Devil's Cult anyway. What do you want me to say? Robbery is what I do. If you are willing , I really can’t do anything.”
"What qualifications do you have to say about the second girl? Doesn't her temperament follow you?"
The old leader solved Master Daxia's acupoints: "Let's go?"
"Go, but not with you!"
"Then it's up to you." The old leader directly hugged the hero's master and left.
Unexpectedly, holding a wedding is so complicated, and the thousands of things make Zuo Hufa a headache. When he thinks that there will be a wedding between himself and the right protector, Zuo Hufa suddenly has one head and two big ones.Seeing another maid came to look for him, Zuo Hufa wanted to find a corner and cry to death: "What happened again? The firecrackers got wet? The fish in the kitchen was taken away by the cat? The clothes are not the right size? There are too many guests and not enough food? Or is it because Protector You has not finished debating whether to sprinkle red dates, peanuts, longan, lotus seeds on the wedding bed?"
"The old master is gone."
"Leaving?" Zuo Guardian turned pale with shock, "Just now I saw that he was fine, why did he just leave? Could it be that he was too happy to see the master, and his joy gave rise to sadness? Did he show any dislike at the beginning? Comfortable? Did the ghost doctor see it?"
"It's not that 'gone'." The maid said very quietly.
"It's not that 'gone', is it still running away from home? Where can he go as a lunatic?"
"Guardian Zuo, go and see for yourself."
The room where the old leader and the hero's master stayed has long been vacant, only a large message was written on the wall, which roughly means that the old leader actually saw that several apprentices had grown up and did not want to continue to be the leader. , Just pretend to be crazy Zen bit.Now he decides to elope with the hero's master, don't waste your time looking for him, you won't find him.In addition, if he ran out of money during the elopement, he would go to various branches of the Demon Cult to get it, and then let the branch use his receipt to go to the main altar for reimbursement.This is it.
Zuo Hufa became terribly quiet all of a sudden, and the people around her were so frightened that they didn't even dare to breathe loudly, until she didn't die in silence, but erupted in silence.
"Employ—bend—your sister!" When Guardian Zuo suddenly cursed, everyone quietly breathed a sigh of relief, "Both old and shameless are over 100 years old together, and they are still running away as a couple! The ancestors have been dead for more than ten years, who still prevents them from being together, and still need to elope? Once they are old, they can't stay peacefully in Peach Blossom Valley, hug their disciples and grandchildren, and enjoy the happiness? Elope! Elope is fine, will you die if you elope tomorrow after the wedding is over? Do you still have to elope before the wedding! How many times have you been married as your apprentices in your life? How many times have you married in your life? How about asking for living expenses? It’s a good idea! You old people are not ashamed, if you die outside, no one will collect your body!"
The people around were extremely glad that the old leader and the hero's master had already left, and Zuo Hufa could only fire at a wall, otherwise this rebellious apprentice would definitely piss the old leader to death.
It wasn't until Protector Zuo finished his anger that the maid next to him dared to step forward timidly: "Protect Zuo, the old leader has left, what should we do when we visit the church later?"
"Go find a carpenter." The left protector put his hands on his hips, his plump chest was still heaving violently, "Carve a tablet for each of them, and hurry there now. When worshiping the high hall, let the leader and the husband of the new leader worship the tablet. If the leader When asked, he said that the old leader is dead. I! Say it!"
After Gao Tang’s problem was solved, all other preparations had been made. Zuo Hufa felt that it was necessary to see how his junior brother was getting ready. When he opened the door, he saw a group of tailors and embroiderers wearing the bridegroom’s wedding dress. The right guardian with an inexplicable face.
Why are her subordinates a bunch of idiots?Guardian Zuo couldn't even get angry: "Didn't I ask you to wear it for the leader?"
"Yes. Look at how well the tailoring fits and how exquisite the embroidery is." The embroiderer didn't realize how big a mistake she had made, and she only cared about showing off her craftsmanship, hoping to ask for more rewards later.
"The tailoring and embroidery are really good." The Left Protector nodded, "But he is not the leader, but the Right Protector, do you know that?"
"Eh? What's the matter?" The tailors and embroiderers in the room immediately exploded, chattering so loudly that Zuo Hufa's headache was splitting.
Two women can rattle like a thousand ducks, let alone twenty women in a room.No matter how hoarse the left protector was, his voice could not compete with the women in this room. In the end, he could only mouth to the right protector: Are you dead? !Being arrested as a leader, he couldn't even say a word of distinction.
Didn't she see how noisy the women in this room are?Don't say a word, the right guard was grabbed from the bed by them early in the morning, and his ears were almost deafened by them.The right guardian spread his hands helplessly.
The leader managed to get married once, but this group of people can even mistake the groom, but the real groom is still missing.The left protector asked ten minions where the leader was, and eleven of them pointed to the right protector behind her and said, "Isn't it there?" After staying in the devil's sect for more than ten years, they didn't even know who the leader was. All of them are still confident!
Gao Tang suddenly leaves without saying goodbye, the wedding dress is the wrong size, and the groom is still missing.Seeing that the auspicious time is coming, and the guests have already gathered, what can be done to remedy the situation now?Should the wedding be postponed?Guardian Zuo didn't even care about his own marriage, he was busy with the leader's marriage for more than a month!It's all wasted work now!Zuo Hufa hid in a small courtyard with no one around, sat on the porch and watched the golden wu sink, the wind blows the birds, and the goldfish in the pond swam around, and suddenly wanted to just hide here and not go out.
The right protector sat quietly beside her.
The left protector glanced at the happy clothes on the right protector: "Still wearing it?"
"You can't wear it even if you take it off, and if you change it, you won't be able to keep up with the auspicious time."
"Can't you stop mentioning this matter?" Zuo Hufa buried his head on his knees, "Junior Brother finally found a wife, after working so hard to prepare for so long, the result..."
The right protector embraced the left protector's shoulder: "Let's get married."
Guardian Zuo froze for a moment.
"Junior brother's wedding will be postponed to next time, we will get married today."
"No!" Zuo Hufa resolutely objected, "I promised a long time ago that I will give my junior brother the best wedding. If he doesn't get married, I won't get married."
Finally it was the turn that the right protector was happy and the left protector was not, and then the right protector was able to forcefully bow to the left protector overlord.It would be wasteful not to use such a memorable moment for marriage.The right protector directly put the left protector on his shoulders: "Let's go to worship."
"Bastard, let me down! I'm not ready yet!" The left protector beat the right protector desperately, but the right protector didn't budge, "Come here! Help! Molested! Those few are talking about you, don't just look Don't do anything when it's lively, don't you understand what the meaning of "indecent" is? Rape @rape!"
The servant who was named watched the right protector carrying the left protector away with an inexplicable expression: "Didn't the preacher mainly marry a man? He seems to be carrying the left protector on his shoulders."
"I don't know." The girl next to her looked nympho, "But the leader is really handsome, and he is a natural match with Guardian Zuo, it would be a pity if we find someone else."
"Doesn't the left protector like the right protector?"
"The right protector? Is there really such a person?" The servant girl came to her senses, "I always thought that the 'right protector' was an excuse for the left protector to get rid of suitors. I have been in the general altar for more than six years, and I have only heard of it. There is such a person as the right protector, but I have never seen it."
In this way, it was originally said to be the wedding of the leader and the hero, but it turned into a wedding of two protectors. The misunderstanding of taking the right protector as the leader can no longer be explained clearly.
The din of the wedding banquet in the front hall made the firewood room behind the kitchen extremely deserted. The hero opened the door and went in, and he was not surprised to see the leader inside: "I knew you were here."
"They mistook senior brother for me again, and arrested me for worship?"
The hero nodded: "When I saw it was him, I slipped away quietly."
"How did you come here to find me?"
"This is the place where we met for the first time." The hero sat down next to the leader and wrapped his arms around his waist. "There is no more suitable wedding room than this."
The beautiful scenery on a good day and the short spring night, the two people in the firewood room soon started to burn firewood.
Outside the firewood room, the cook looked at the sky, feeling a little sad—the leader got married, and the workload was much heavier than usual, he could understand; The requirements are stricter than usual, and he can understand.But what does the leader mean by using the firewood room as a bridal chamber?How can he cook without firewood?It's too late to go to the mountain to cut ready-made ones, okay?Teacher, can you come out for a while and continue later?Everyone in the kitchen wants to finish their work early, and then go to the banquet to get their buttocks and ask for a wedding drink.
end
"The hero threw down the words: 'The most beautiful woman in the world is waiting for me in the Peach Blossom Valley, who cares about the most beautiful woman in the martial arts?' Then he left behind the daughter of the leader of the martial arts, returned to the Peach Blossom Valley, and lived happily ever after with the leader of the Demon Cult A happy life." The storyteller finished telling the story as soon as he tapped the ruler.
In the corner of the teahouse, in the old seat of the left protector, the left protector was nagging at the right protector: "How old are you, and you have to be accompanied every time you get pregnant. Now I am also pregnant, are you happy?"
"En." The right protector crushed the walnut with internal force, picked out the walnut meat and stuffed it into the left protector's mouth.
On the other side of the table, the hero is also stuffing all kinds of food into the leader's mouth.
The ghost doctor watched from the side and shook his head: "Eat too much during pregnancy, the fetus will grow too big, and it will be difficult to deliver, so don't come to the old man."
"Is everything in the storybook true?" Tea guest A quietly asked tea guest B, "What does 'the most beautiful woman in the world' look like? I see ten random people on the street, and five of them are prettier than him." For the time being, it is impossible for anyone in the world to be more beautiful than a ghost doctor. The teacher, who was originally just plain-looking, looked a little ugly against the backdrop of a group of handsome men and beautiful women.
"Are you stupid, don't you know the disguise technique?" Tea guest B looked contemptuous, "I heard that the leader just passed his 29th birthday a few days ago, do you think that face looks like someone who is almost 30 years old? Have you seen it before?" The ghost doctor can still call the leader 'the most beautiful woman in the world', the leader is naturally so beautiful that ghosts and gods cry, if walking on the street, accidentally fascinated people to death, you are responsible?"
Tea guest A shook his head.
"Isn't this the end?" Tea guest B clapped his hands, "It's too beautiful to be killed, it's not easy, how do you go out?"
Tea guest A suddenly realized.
The leader was almost vomited by the hero: "You eat too."
"Eat your food, don't talk!" The hero saw that others were obsessed when they heard the voice of the leader, so he quickly turned his face, and continued to stuff mung bean cakes and dragon beard crisps into his mouth, "Eat more, You are not pregnant." The leader's voice is used to call the hero on the bed, let him lecture to the disciples during the teaching, the hero feels disadvantaged, let alone being heard by strangers on the street .In the Devil's Cult, all the work of the leader is done by the Right Guardian. The hero is not worried. The problem is that after he escapes, the hero can only keep feeding the leader to ensure that he does not speak.
"It's really disguised." Tea guest A suddenly realized, "Listening to this voice, his appearance is no worse than that of a ghost doctor."
The misunderstanding of "the leader of the Demon Cult is the most beautiful woman in the world" has never been clarified.
Fanwaiyi
After the cloud and rain, the hero was still hugging his teaching idea and wanted to say some sweet words, but suddenly found a serious problem - he had known each other for so long, even married for several days, but he didn't even know the name of the person next to him.
"What's the matter?" Seeing the unease of the hero, the teacher hugged him tenderly, "We are already married, so it's okay to say something."
"I..." We've known each other for so long, we've rolled the sheets countless times, and we don't even know the other person's name, the hero feels ashamed for himself when he thinks about it.At first, he thought about inquiring about it from other people, but other people in the Demon Cult always address the leader respectfully as "the leader", and the left and right protectors call him either "the leader" or "junior brother". When walking in the rivers and lakes before, people in the rivers and lakes mentioned him only as "the leader of the demon sect" and never mentioned his name.The only one who doesn't call him "religion leader" is the old leader, but "San'er" is obviously not an official name.It seems that it is impossible to inquire about it on the sidelines, so I can only ask myself directly.After knowing each other for so long, I just remembered to ask for the name, which might make him angry.But if you don't ask again, it will take longer and worse in the future.Stretching out the head with a knife, retracting the head is also a knife, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain.The hero gritted his teeth: "I was thinking, we are already married, but I don't even know your name."
"I don't have a name." The leader said calmly, "It's not just me, the brothers and sisters don't even have names."
"Oh..." He wasn't unhappy.The hero breathed a sigh of relief, and then suddenly realized... "The three of you don't have a name? No surname or anything?"
"Really not." The leader didn't seem to think there was anything strange about it, "The three of us are orphans adopted by Master, and we have been in the Devil's Cult since we were sensible. Master didn't bother to give us names, so he called us' Brat, "Second Girl" and "San Er", we called each other "senior brother", "senior sister" and "junior brother", and later became the "leader", "left protector" and "right protector".
The hero's face twitched.
"This is what you want to ask?" The leader pinched the hero's face, "If you don't want to call me 'leader' like everyone else, just call me 'San'er' like the master, but 'heart'" baby ’ and stuff like that only when it’s just the two of us.”
The hero's face twitched again: "I was afraid that you would be angry because I didn't even know your name."
"It's not a big deal." The leader didn't think there was anything to be angry about at all. "I have known Master for more than 30 years, and I don't even know his last name. But I heard that Master is also an orphan adopted by Master, probably Master is too lazy to give him a name, right?"
It turns out that it is the tradition of the Devil's Cult to accept apprentices who can't afford names, and the heroes have been taught.
Fanwaiji
Although the Demon Cult is a Demon Cult, it is quite different from the eerie, evil and bloody impressions that most people imagine—the people live happily, and there is absolutely no people who live in poverty; the discipline in the religion is strict, but there is no abuse of lynching.Although rules such as same-sex marriage and equality between men and women may seem strange to newcomers, but after a long time, I don't think there is anything wrong with it.Even on the territory of the Devil's Cult, where the young are raised and the old are looked after, it is a paradise. Not only is it far from the Demon's Cult in the impression of ordinary people, it is even more enlightened than the orthodox martial arts outside the Demon's Cult. much.Calling such a sect the "Demon Cult" is really awkward, but the hero really doesn't know what the official name of the Demon Cult is, so he humbly asks the leader for advice.
"It's called the 'Demon Cult'."
The hero should have thought of it long ago.The leader of this sect doesn't even bother to name his apprentices, and even after becoming a well-known public enemy of martial arts in the world, he doesn't bother to give himself a serious name. How can he give his sect a more formal name? "Why is it called 'Demon Cult'?"
"That starts from the earliest time. It is said that when the first leader established the Devil's Cult, he was only 14 years old."
"It's really worthy of being the first generation leader. It's really amazing to establish your own sect at such a young age." The hero didn't know that there was a disease in later generations called "Second Secondary Disease", which happened at the age when the first generation leader established the Devil's Cult.
"It's not too difficult. The first generation leader was the king of children in the neighborhood when he was young, and there are not many children who dislike him."
It turns out that the Devil's Cult was originally a sect created by a group of brats.The hero found that since entering the Devil's Cult, his three views have been refreshed every day: "But why is it named 'Demon Sect'?"
"Because the first generation leader listened to books and read popular novels on the market, and found that apart from Shaolin Wudang and other sects with a very long history and long-lasting reputation, all martial arts sects have declined after a few years of prosperity. But as long as there are In Jianghu, there will always be cults and demons, no matter what the name of the cult or the cult is. So the first generation leader drew lots between the 'cult' and the 'devil', and won the 'devil', and our sect is called 'The Devil's Cult'."
The first generation leader liked to read novels, but the current Guardian Zuo is no longer satisfied with reading novels circulated in the market, and even writes his own novels and sells them in the market.The hero felt that the first leader must be very relieved to be under the Nine Springs.
"However, I have to say that the first generation leader is indeed very foresight. No matter how many ups and downs in the arena, whether it is mistaken for crooked demons and evil ways to destroy the religion, or because the prosperity is over, no matter how the leader changes, there will always be people who admire the devil. It came from the name of the sect, and there have even been times when several demon sects stood side by side, and sometimes other relatively small demon sects or cult sects came to recognize their ancestors and return to their ancestors."
Is it something to be thankful that there are many "demon sects" in the world at the same time?The hero couldn't help but slander.
"From the beginning of the legend of the Jianghu, there has been a legend of the Devil's Cult. Many people even think that our sect has a longer history than Wudang, but at that time the "Demon Cult" was just what other sects in the Jianghu called us, no Formal name."
Take "Demon Cult" as the official name... But the hero has to admit that, in a certain way, the name given by the first leader is indeed very prescient.
Fanwaisan
Everyone in the Demon Cult knows that the novels written by Zuo Hufa are all nonsense, basically the opposite of the reality, but in the Jianghu, many people have heard with their own ears that the leader of the Demon Cult is the most beautiful woman in the world, even without martial arts The leader's daughter, don't take the opportunity to become famous in the Jianghu. Even if you spend your whole life in the notorious Demon Cult, you still have to be with the leader of the Demon Cult.The leader either doesn’t wear a mask on weekdays (Guardian Zuo thinks that the leader of the Demon Cult looks like this, which is really detrimental to the reputation of the Demon Cult), or he is misunderstood by others (no way, the leader’s appearance is born with such a popular face , the public makes people suspect that his face is disguised), no one has ever been able to get a glimpse of the true face of "the most beautiful woman in the world".then……
"It's coming again..." The leader lay on the edge of the hot spring pool, watching the unknown number of flower picking thieves who came here admiringly being slapped into meteors in the sky by the palm of the hero.Most of the faces made by Yi Rong can’t touch the water. Some people always think that peeping the leader in the bath can see the so-called "the most beautiful woman in the world". The ghost doctor was doing human experiments——" If you survived by chance, and you were lucky enough to have an ugly face, you were basically thrown out, and then you were so frightened that you never dared to step into Peach Blossom Valley again.If you are unlucky enough to be pretty, you will basically be sent to Qian Shanshan's harem to die... If they knew that the "most beautiful woman in the world" they were thinking of was just a plain girl from both appearance and figure... Man, you probably want to kill yourself by buying a piece of tofu, right?The leader really felt sorry for them just thinking about it.
"Didn't you notice that someone was peeping outside?" Da Xia pushed open the bathroom door angrily with a dark face.
"I found it." Although the leader looks quite unworthy of the title of leader of the Demon Cult, his martial arts cultivation level does not disgrace his status.
"I found out that you still haven't driven people away?" The hero's face darkened again.
"There's nothing to look at when I take a shower." A big man is not a girl's house, and there is nothing to look at when he is naked. The leader also feels that it is a disadvantage for people who come to spy on him while taking a shower.
"Who said there is nothing good-looking?" This pink and lovely face (beauty is in the eye of the beholder), this slender and well-proportioned figure (beauty is in the eye of the beholder), and the most wonderful place... The hero's gaze from The teacher's shoulders swept along the smooth back to the tight waist, and then to the faint buttocks hidden under the water. The teacher was full of joy when he blushed and swung his waist, holding his hands His elastic buttocks... As a vigorous young man, the hero couldn't calm down anymore.
"I said the leader..." Zuo Hufa carried the unconscious flower picker, and wanted to remind the leader that there are already too many people who have been sent to the ghost doctor for experiments. It is better to castrate them and throw them out if they are wasting rations. It was to eliminate harm for the martial arts. Hearing the movement in the bath, he turned back obediently and started to walk.
The next day, the subordinates of the Devil's Cult received an order to raise the guardrail around the hot spring bath to ten feet, and at least 30 people must patrol the surrounding area when the leader enters the bath.If any flower picker was able to enter within a hundred steps of the leader when he was taking a bath, everyone who patrolled that day would be fined one year's salary.
In this way, under the strict guard of the heroes, until the death of the leader, the legend of "the leader of the devil religion is the most beautiful woman in the world" is still circulating in the world.
Extra episode four
A man cannot conceive and give birth to a baby in October.The ghost doctor tried to impregnate the right protector, but the fetus was aborted within a few days, and he tossed the right protector and killed half of his life.The hero is not afraid of suffering, but he and the leader are men, and it is difficult to even conceive, let alone have a child who fuses their blood.
Although I feel very sad in my heart, a man should put the overall situation first.After hesitating for a few days, the hero finally gritted his teeth and proposed to ask Zuo Hufa to find some beautiful maidservants for the leader to take as concubines, and insisted that he would never be jealous.
Not jealous?How many people were photographed as shooting stars in the sky by the hero because they peeked at the leader taking a bath?The hero can't even let others see the leader's naked body, and now he offers to take a concubine for the leader?The leader felt a little strange: "Do you really want to give me a concubine?" Could it be because the rumors that "the leader of the devil religion is the most beautiful woman in the world" in the world became more and more outrageous, and the hero felt worried and was testing him? ?
"The man keeps his word." The hero clenched his fists tightly behind his back.
"But I don't have time to pick it myself."
"Let Guardian Zuo find one for you."
"She also has her own child now, so she doesn't have so much free time."
"Then I'll help you choose." The hero was shaking.
"You want a woman yourself, and you use it as an excuse for me to take a concubine, but you actually want to find a woman yourself?"
"The ghost doctor hasn't researched a method for men to have children until now, and won't give you concubines. Do you want me to watch you die?" The hero couldn't help but slapped the marble desk in front of the leader, half The human-high marble table was broken into two, "Do you think I'm willing to share you with others? But I'm an orphan without father and mother, and it doesn't matter if I have no descendants. You are the leader of a sect. If there are no successors, the future demons will die." What should I do? Since you are married to me, I can’t take care of myself and not make plans for the future of the Devil’s Cult.” The hero took a few deep breaths before he could continue, “The concubine’s room is yours, I don’t care about it. Will touch. If any of them gave birth to a child, I will definitely treat it as my own..."
The leader felt warm liquid dripping on the back of his hand: "Are you crying?"
"I don't." The hero turned his head away, but when he thought that the leader would take concubines and have children with other people in the future, he couldn't stop his tears.
"Fool." The leader hugged the hero, "Mostly the position of the leader of the devil religion is passed down from master to student. It's okay if I don't have children, just take a good apprentice."
Apprentice?The hero never thought of this.
"In the past, there were quite a few demon cult leaders who were either as good as Longyang grinding the mirror, or they were single all their lives. The few who got married and had children may not all pass on the position of leader to their children." The leader coaxed the children He also touched the top of the hero's head, "I'm really happy that you are so considerate of me. Regardless of the next life or this life, I only want you alone, and I will never lose to you."
"Really?"
"Really. Once a gentleman says something, it's hard to follow a horse." The leader pressed the forehead of the hero, "We can't have a child together, but we can teach an apprentice together. I believe that with your and my martial arts and knowledge, we can teach you a lot." The next generation of leader must be a dragon and a phoenix among men."
Must be a dragon and a phoenix among people?The hero thought of the three apprentices that the former leader accepted—the Right Protector who is more upright and awe-inspiring than the martial arts leader, the Left Protector who takes pleasure in killing the leader without paying for his life, and the leader in front of him who looks like Avalokitesvara..."The former leader is How did you accept your three apprentices?"
"Senior Brother was bought by Master from Ren Yazi for a dime. Senior Sister is the tenth or no. 11 girl in her family. Her parents threw her into the river in front of her to drown her.
The left protector waited outside for a long time, but still did not see the right protector or the hero's master coming out, and finally couldn't help but burst into the house: "Senior brother, the master still refuses to go?"
"I won't go to Peach Blossom Valley even if I kill you." The hero's master turned his head with a resolute expression on his face.
The right guardian is full of helplessness.
"Then why are you talking so much?" Zuo Hufa slapped the hero's master directly on the back of the head, knocking him out.
"This is Shigong!" Guardian Right turned pale with shock.
Zuo Hufa resentfully put down the rag, covered Master Daxia's mouth with a handkerchief, and carried him away.
The leader got married, and the whole Demon Cult was in a mess. After the old leader was dressed neatly, no one had time to pay any attention to him. They only waited for the worship hall, and then invited him out like a clay bodhisattva. The worship was over. Put it back again.Just taking advantage of no one to relax, the old leader heard footsteps outside, so he sat back and continued to pretend to be crazy.
The door opened, and Zuo Hufa came in with a person on his shoulder.
"Master, please sit down for a while." Zuo Hufa put down the man on his shoulders, took off the sack on his head, and took the handkerchief stuffed in his mouth, "Master is right there. You two old people, talk about the old days first , When it’s time to worship, I’ll come and untie the acupoints for you.”
"You bastard!" The hero's master couldn't move after being acupunctured, so he could only yell at him.
Zuo Hufa stretched out a green onion finger: "Master, don't force me to acupoint your dumb acupoints too."
The hero's master could only keep silent.
Guardian Zuo still has a lot of work to do, so he will leave soon.
After the door was closed, the old leader stood up, walked slowly in front of Daxia's master, knelt down, and looked at him carefully like the first time we met.
"Are you crazy? Do you still recognize me?" The hero's master also looked at his long-lost lover carefully, "I haven't seen you for more than 20 years. You are older than I imagined, but you are still a handsome old man when you are old. Even if you destroy It has been my whole life, even if my heart is full of holes, so that more than 20 years have passed, it still makes me miserable, and I really meet again, I still can't bear to kill you with my own hands. I am old too, old You don't even recognize me, do you?"
The old leader tilted his head, as if he was really recalling who the old man in front of him was.
"In order not to disobey your master, and to raise your three apprentices, you have let me down alone. Didn't you expect this to happen?" The hero's master choked up, "I know you can't let them go. When we met for the first time, I couldn't help but see you, a tall, burly man, holding the brat and the second girl in one hand, and the third son on the shoulder. Take a look, who knows that in the end people will be attracted to you. If you can let them go, you won't be the one who fascinates me. In fact, I just want a promise from you. At that time, the brat I have just started to learn how to zigzag, and the second girl can only play around crazy and get into trouble, and the third girl can't even walk steadily. Even if you are determined to let down the master who has worked so hard to raise you, how could I really want you to take the third girl with you? Such a young child eloped with me? In fact, I had already thought about it at the time. As long as you are willing, I will sever ties with my master, stay in Peach Blossom Valley wholeheartedly, and raise these three children with you. When the time comes, your master You will definitely not oppose us being together again, maybe you will not be crazy now.
"But you said you don't want to! I am willing to abandon everything for you, as long as I can be with you; but you can't abandon anyone, except me." The hero's master sniffed, "It's all gone. It’s been 25 years. After leaving you, I thought about marrying a wife and having children, and completely forgetting about you, but you just lingered in my mind, making it impossible for me to consummate the marriage with my wife, until finally she couldn’t bear it anymore and left me. Later, I also had my own apprentice, and I finally found something that made me forget you for a while, but you didn’t even let my apprentice go! It’s even better now! I’m dying for you day and night, but you’re crazy , forget about me completely."
The old leader wiped away the tears of Master Da Xia, and suddenly scratched his nose: "The hair is all white, and you still cry, are you ashamed?"
"You..." Daxia's master froze for a moment.
"You also saw what kind of virtue the second girl has become, so you can't guess that I was actually pretending to be crazy to hide from her?" The old leader took out a handkerchief and wiped the hero's master's face, "Fool, you are not out of my temper." I know, words must be done, actions must be resolute, and I can't learn to coax you with nice empty words and lies. How can you test me? You have to mention three children. If you want me to spend my heart and soul, you even want me to be a teacher I will agree. But I picked up three children who have no father and no mother. Once I elope with you, I can’t support them. They are of flesh and blood, but they all regard me as their own father in their hearts. If they know that I don’t want them, how sad will they be? They even got into trouble with me because of this matter, and they will leave for 25 years.”
"You stayed with them, and you didn't teach any good people." The hero's master turned his head and ignored him as he did when he acted coquettishly and lost his temper before, and realized that he had been tapped and couldn't move at all, "Smelly That's all for the boy and the second girl, San'er was such a good boy, but you taught him to be an apprentice who can kidnap others."
"If I had known that the child brought back by San'er is your apprentice, and I could have lured you back, I would not have let him out of Peach Blossom Valley in the first place." The old leader thought for a while, "If I had known that I would have attracted the apprentice, I would have brought you back. Just fine, Master. You said that if I had abducted your apprentice back earlier and made San’er a child bride-in-law, wouldn’t we have been able to reunite sooner? San’er wouldn’t have to be a bachelor until he was almost 30 years old. 25 years! People! How many 25 years can I delay in my life? Thinking of wasting so much time with you for nothing, I feel distressed."
"Hmph!" The hero's master scoffed.
"Angry at my apprentice for abducting your apprentice?"
"Ah."
"Your apprentice has been wiped out by my apprentice, and you still haven't come out. How about paying you a master?"
"What do you pay for? You are mine in the first place, and you still owe me 25 years, eight months, twelve days and seven hours of interest."
"It's a good thing your apprentice doesn't have the same temperament as you, otherwise I'm really afraid that San'er will be bullied to death." The old leader laughed dumbly.
"I'm glad that San'er's temperament is not like yours. It's a thief to grow old and not die, and it's about you who are old and disrespectful."
"At the beginning, I don't know who saw me bring three children into the gambling house and take the second girl as a bet. I was so angry that I jumped out to be a hero, and finally came to my bed." The leader felt like he was back when he was young , "25 years and eight months... Get rid of the odds, let's just count it as 26 years, and now pay back the principal with interest."
"Why?"
"I used to worry about the old master and the young children, so I couldn't leave everything behind and go with you. Now that the master has passed away and the children have grown up, let's elope."
"Who wants to elope with you?" Da Xia's master was still stubborn.
"No?" The old leader nodded, "It's right if you don't want to. I used to be the leader of the Devil's Cult anyway. What do you want me to say? Robbery is what I do. If you are willing , I really can’t do anything.”
"What qualifications do you have to say about the second girl? Doesn't her temperament follow you?"
The old leader solved Master Daxia's acupoints: "Let's go?"
"Go, but not with you!"
"Then it's up to you." The old leader directly hugged the hero's master and left.
Unexpectedly, holding a wedding is so complicated, and the thousands of things make Zuo Hufa a headache. When he thinks that there will be a wedding between himself and the right protector, Zuo Hufa suddenly has one head and two big ones.Seeing another maid came to look for him, Zuo Hufa wanted to find a corner and cry to death: "What happened again? The firecrackers got wet? The fish in the kitchen was taken away by the cat? The clothes are not the right size? There are too many guests and not enough food? Or is it because Protector You has not finished debating whether to sprinkle red dates, peanuts, longan, lotus seeds on the wedding bed?"
"The old master is gone."
"Leaving?" Zuo Guardian turned pale with shock, "Just now I saw that he was fine, why did he just leave? Could it be that he was too happy to see the master, and his joy gave rise to sadness? Did he show any dislike at the beginning? Comfortable? Did the ghost doctor see it?"
"It's not that 'gone'." The maid said very quietly.
"It's not that 'gone', is it still running away from home? Where can he go as a lunatic?"
"Guardian Zuo, go and see for yourself."
The room where the old leader and the hero's master stayed has long been vacant, only a large message was written on the wall, which roughly means that the old leader actually saw that several apprentices had grown up and did not want to continue to be the leader. , Just pretend to be crazy Zen bit.Now he decides to elope with the hero's master, don't waste your time looking for him, you won't find him.In addition, if he ran out of money during the elopement, he would go to various branches of the Demon Cult to get it, and then let the branch use his receipt to go to the main altar for reimbursement.This is it.
Zuo Hufa became terribly quiet all of a sudden, and the people around her were so frightened that they didn't even dare to breathe loudly, until she didn't die in silence, but erupted in silence.
"Employ—bend—your sister!" When Guardian Zuo suddenly cursed, everyone quietly breathed a sigh of relief, "Both old and shameless are over 100 years old together, and they are still running away as a couple! The ancestors have been dead for more than ten years, who still prevents them from being together, and still need to elope? Once they are old, they can't stay peacefully in Peach Blossom Valley, hug their disciples and grandchildren, and enjoy the happiness? Elope! Elope is fine, will you die if you elope tomorrow after the wedding is over? Do you still have to elope before the wedding! How many times have you been married as your apprentices in your life? How many times have you married in your life? How about asking for living expenses? It’s a good idea! You old people are not ashamed, if you die outside, no one will collect your body!"
The people around were extremely glad that the old leader and the hero's master had already left, and Zuo Hufa could only fire at a wall, otherwise this rebellious apprentice would definitely piss the old leader to death.
It wasn't until Protector Zuo finished his anger that the maid next to him dared to step forward timidly: "Protect Zuo, the old leader has left, what should we do when we visit the church later?"
"Go find a carpenter." The left protector put his hands on his hips, his plump chest was still heaving violently, "Carve a tablet for each of them, and hurry there now. When worshiping the high hall, let the leader and the husband of the new leader worship the tablet. If the leader When asked, he said that the old leader is dead. I! Say it!"
After Gao Tang’s problem was solved, all other preparations had been made. Zuo Hufa felt that it was necessary to see how his junior brother was getting ready. When he opened the door, he saw a group of tailors and embroiderers wearing the bridegroom’s wedding dress. The right guardian with an inexplicable face.
Why are her subordinates a bunch of idiots?Guardian Zuo couldn't even get angry: "Didn't I ask you to wear it for the leader?"
"Yes. Look at how well the tailoring fits and how exquisite the embroidery is." The embroiderer didn't realize how big a mistake she had made, and she only cared about showing off her craftsmanship, hoping to ask for more rewards later.
"The tailoring and embroidery are really good." The Left Protector nodded, "But he is not the leader, but the Right Protector, do you know that?"
"Eh? What's the matter?" The tailors and embroiderers in the room immediately exploded, chattering so loudly that Zuo Hufa's headache was splitting.
Two women can rattle like a thousand ducks, let alone twenty women in a room.No matter how hoarse the left protector was, his voice could not compete with the women in this room. In the end, he could only mouth to the right protector: Are you dead? !Being arrested as a leader, he couldn't even say a word of distinction.
Didn't she see how noisy the women in this room are?Don't say a word, the right guard was grabbed from the bed by them early in the morning, and his ears were almost deafened by them.The right guardian spread his hands helplessly.
The leader managed to get married once, but this group of people can even mistake the groom, but the real groom is still missing.The left protector asked ten minions where the leader was, and eleven of them pointed to the right protector behind her and said, "Isn't it there?" After staying in the devil's sect for more than ten years, they didn't even know who the leader was. All of them are still confident!
Gao Tang suddenly leaves without saying goodbye, the wedding dress is the wrong size, and the groom is still missing.Seeing that the auspicious time is coming, and the guests have already gathered, what can be done to remedy the situation now?Should the wedding be postponed?Guardian Zuo didn't even care about his own marriage, he was busy with the leader's marriage for more than a month!It's all wasted work now!Zuo Hufa hid in a small courtyard with no one around, sat on the porch and watched the golden wu sink, the wind blows the birds, and the goldfish in the pond swam around, and suddenly wanted to just hide here and not go out.
The right protector sat quietly beside her.
The left protector glanced at the happy clothes on the right protector: "Still wearing it?"
"You can't wear it even if you take it off, and if you change it, you won't be able to keep up with the auspicious time."
"Can't you stop mentioning this matter?" Zuo Hufa buried his head on his knees, "Junior Brother finally found a wife, after working so hard to prepare for so long, the result..."
The right protector embraced the left protector's shoulder: "Let's get married."
Guardian Zuo froze for a moment.
"Junior brother's wedding will be postponed to next time, we will get married today."
"No!" Zuo Hufa resolutely objected, "I promised a long time ago that I will give my junior brother the best wedding. If he doesn't get married, I won't get married."
Finally it was the turn that the right protector was happy and the left protector was not, and then the right protector was able to forcefully bow to the left protector overlord.It would be wasteful not to use such a memorable moment for marriage.The right protector directly put the left protector on his shoulders: "Let's go to worship."
"Bastard, let me down! I'm not ready yet!" The left protector beat the right protector desperately, but the right protector didn't budge, "Come here! Help! Molested! Those few are talking about you, don't just look Don't do anything when it's lively, don't you understand what the meaning of "indecent" is? Rape @rape!"
The servant who was named watched the right protector carrying the left protector away with an inexplicable expression: "Didn't the preacher mainly marry a man? He seems to be carrying the left protector on his shoulders."
"I don't know." The girl next to her looked nympho, "But the leader is really handsome, and he is a natural match with Guardian Zuo, it would be a pity if we find someone else."
"Doesn't the left protector like the right protector?"
"The right protector? Is there really such a person?" The servant girl came to her senses, "I always thought that the 'right protector' was an excuse for the left protector to get rid of suitors. I have been in the general altar for more than six years, and I have only heard of it. There is such a person as the right protector, but I have never seen it."
In this way, it was originally said to be the wedding of the leader and the hero, but it turned into a wedding of two protectors. The misunderstanding of taking the right protector as the leader can no longer be explained clearly.
The din of the wedding banquet in the front hall made the firewood room behind the kitchen extremely deserted. The hero opened the door and went in, and he was not surprised to see the leader inside: "I knew you were here."
"They mistook senior brother for me again, and arrested me for worship?"
The hero nodded: "When I saw it was him, I slipped away quietly."
"How did you come here to find me?"
"This is the place where we met for the first time." The hero sat down next to the leader and wrapped his arms around his waist. "There is no more suitable wedding room than this."
The beautiful scenery on a good day and the short spring night, the two people in the firewood room soon started to burn firewood.
Outside the firewood room, the cook looked at the sky, feeling a little sad—the leader got married, and the workload was much heavier than usual, he could understand; The requirements are stricter than usual, and he can understand.But what does the leader mean by using the firewood room as a bridal chamber?How can he cook without firewood?It's too late to go to the mountain to cut ready-made ones, okay?Teacher, can you come out for a while and continue later?Everyone in the kitchen wants to finish their work early, and then go to the banquet to get their buttocks and ask for a wedding drink.
end
"The hero threw down the words: 'The most beautiful woman in the world is waiting for me in the Peach Blossom Valley, who cares about the most beautiful woman in the martial arts?' Then he left behind the daughter of the leader of the martial arts, returned to the Peach Blossom Valley, and lived happily ever after with the leader of the Demon Cult A happy life." The storyteller finished telling the story as soon as he tapped the ruler.
In the corner of the teahouse, in the old seat of the left protector, the left protector was nagging at the right protector: "How old are you, and you have to be accompanied every time you get pregnant. Now I am also pregnant, are you happy?"
"En." The right protector crushed the walnut with internal force, picked out the walnut meat and stuffed it into the left protector's mouth.
On the other side of the table, the hero is also stuffing all kinds of food into the leader's mouth.
The ghost doctor watched from the side and shook his head: "Eat too much during pregnancy, the fetus will grow too big, and it will be difficult to deliver, so don't come to the old man."
"Is everything in the storybook true?" Tea guest A quietly asked tea guest B, "What does 'the most beautiful woman in the world' look like? I see ten random people on the street, and five of them are prettier than him." For the time being, it is impossible for anyone in the world to be more beautiful than a ghost doctor. The teacher, who was originally just plain-looking, looked a little ugly against the backdrop of a group of handsome men and beautiful women.
"Are you stupid, don't you know the disguise technique?" Tea guest B looked contemptuous, "I heard that the leader just passed his 29th birthday a few days ago, do you think that face looks like someone who is almost 30 years old? Have you seen it before?" The ghost doctor can still call the leader 'the most beautiful woman in the world', the leader is naturally so beautiful that ghosts and gods cry, if walking on the street, accidentally fascinated people to death, you are responsible?"
Tea guest A shook his head.
"Isn't this the end?" Tea guest B clapped his hands, "It's too beautiful to be killed, it's not easy, how do you go out?"
Tea guest A suddenly realized.
The leader was almost vomited by the hero: "You eat too."
"Eat your food, don't talk!" The hero saw that others were obsessed when they heard the voice of the leader, so he quickly turned his face, and continued to stuff mung bean cakes and dragon beard crisps into his mouth, "Eat more, You are not pregnant." The leader's voice is used to call the hero on the bed, let him lecture to the disciples during the teaching, the hero feels disadvantaged, let alone being heard by strangers on the street .In the Devil's Cult, all the work of the leader is done by the Right Guardian. The hero is not worried. The problem is that after he escapes, the hero can only keep feeding the leader to ensure that he does not speak.
"It's really disguised." Tea guest A suddenly realized, "Listening to this voice, his appearance is no worse than that of a ghost doctor."
The misunderstanding of "the leader of the Demon Cult is the most beautiful woman in the world" has never been clarified.
Fanwaiyi
After the cloud and rain, the hero was still hugging his teaching idea and wanted to say some sweet words, but suddenly found a serious problem - he had known each other for so long, even married for several days, but he didn't even know the name of the person next to him.
"What's the matter?" Seeing the unease of the hero, the teacher hugged him tenderly, "We are already married, so it's okay to say something."
"I..." We've known each other for so long, we've rolled the sheets countless times, and we don't even know the other person's name, the hero feels ashamed for himself when he thinks about it.At first, he thought about inquiring about it from other people, but other people in the Demon Cult always address the leader respectfully as "the leader", and the left and right protectors call him either "the leader" or "junior brother". When walking in the rivers and lakes before, people in the rivers and lakes mentioned him only as "the leader of the demon sect" and never mentioned his name.The only one who doesn't call him "religion leader" is the old leader, but "San'er" is obviously not an official name.It seems that it is impossible to inquire about it on the sidelines, so I can only ask myself directly.After knowing each other for so long, I just remembered to ask for the name, which might make him angry.But if you don't ask again, it will take longer and worse in the future.Stretching out the head with a knife, retracting the head is also a knife, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain.The hero gritted his teeth: "I was thinking, we are already married, but I don't even know your name."
"I don't have a name." The leader said calmly, "It's not just me, the brothers and sisters don't even have names."
"Oh..." He wasn't unhappy.The hero breathed a sigh of relief, and then suddenly realized... "The three of you don't have a name? No surname or anything?"
"Really not." The leader didn't seem to think there was anything strange about it, "The three of us are orphans adopted by Master, and we have been in the Devil's Cult since we were sensible. Master didn't bother to give us names, so he called us' Brat, "Second Girl" and "San Er", we called each other "senior brother", "senior sister" and "junior brother", and later became the "leader", "left protector" and "right protector".
The hero's face twitched.
"This is what you want to ask?" The leader pinched the hero's face, "If you don't want to call me 'leader' like everyone else, just call me 'San'er' like the master, but 'heart'" baby ’ and stuff like that only when it’s just the two of us.”
The hero's face twitched again: "I was afraid that you would be angry because I didn't even know your name."
"It's not a big deal." The leader didn't think there was anything to be angry about at all. "I have known Master for more than 30 years, and I don't even know his last name. But I heard that Master is also an orphan adopted by Master, probably Master is too lazy to give him a name, right?"
It turns out that it is the tradition of the Devil's Cult to accept apprentices who can't afford names, and the heroes have been taught.
Fanwaiji
Although the Demon Cult is a Demon Cult, it is quite different from the eerie, evil and bloody impressions that most people imagine—the people live happily, and there is absolutely no people who live in poverty; the discipline in the religion is strict, but there is no abuse of lynching.Although rules such as same-sex marriage and equality between men and women may seem strange to newcomers, but after a long time, I don't think there is anything wrong with it.Even on the territory of the Devil's Cult, where the young are raised and the old are looked after, it is a paradise. Not only is it far from the Demon's Cult in the impression of ordinary people, it is even more enlightened than the orthodox martial arts outside the Demon's Cult. much.Calling such a sect the "Demon Cult" is really awkward, but the hero really doesn't know what the official name of the Demon Cult is, so he humbly asks the leader for advice.
"It's called the 'Demon Cult'."
The hero should have thought of it long ago.The leader of this sect doesn't even bother to name his apprentices, and even after becoming a well-known public enemy of martial arts in the world, he doesn't bother to give himself a serious name. How can he give his sect a more formal name? "Why is it called 'Demon Cult'?"
"That starts from the earliest time. It is said that when the first leader established the Devil's Cult, he was only 14 years old."
"It's really worthy of being the first generation leader. It's really amazing to establish your own sect at such a young age." The hero didn't know that there was a disease in later generations called "Second Secondary Disease", which happened at the age when the first generation leader established the Devil's Cult.
"It's not too difficult. The first generation leader was the king of children in the neighborhood when he was young, and there are not many children who dislike him."
It turns out that the Devil's Cult was originally a sect created by a group of brats.The hero found that since entering the Devil's Cult, his three views have been refreshed every day: "But why is it named 'Demon Sect'?"
"Because the first generation leader listened to books and read popular novels on the market, and found that apart from Shaolin Wudang and other sects with a very long history and long-lasting reputation, all martial arts sects have declined after a few years of prosperity. But as long as there are In Jianghu, there will always be cults and demons, no matter what the name of the cult or the cult is. So the first generation leader drew lots between the 'cult' and the 'devil', and won the 'devil', and our sect is called 'The Devil's Cult'."
The first generation leader liked to read novels, but the current Guardian Zuo is no longer satisfied with reading novels circulated in the market, and even writes his own novels and sells them in the market.The hero felt that the first leader must be very relieved to be under the Nine Springs.
"However, I have to say that the first generation leader is indeed very foresight. No matter how many ups and downs in the arena, whether it is mistaken for crooked demons and evil ways to destroy the religion, or because the prosperity is over, no matter how the leader changes, there will always be people who admire the devil. It came from the name of the sect, and there have even been times when several demon sects stood side by side, and sometimes other relatively small demon sects or cult sects came to recognize their ancestors and return to their ancestors."
Is it something to be thankful that there are many "demon sects" in the world at the same time?The hero couldn't help but slander.
"From the beginning of the legend of the Jianghu, there has been a legend of the Devil's Cult. Many people even think that our sect has a longer history than Wudang, but at that time the "Demon Cult" was just what other sects in the Jianghu called us, no Formal name."
Take "Demon Cult" as the official name... But the hero has to admit that, in a certain way, the name given by the first leader is indeed very prescient.
Fanwaisan
Everyone in the Demon Cult knows that the novels written by Zuo Hufa are all nonsense, basically the opposite of the reality, but in the Jianghu, many people have heard with their own ears that the leader of the Demon Cult is the most beautiful woman in the world, even without martial arts The leader's daughter, don't take the opportunity to become famous in the Jianghu. Even if you spend your whole life in the notorious Demon Cult, you still have to be with the leader of the Demon Cult.The leader either doesn’t wear a mask on weekdays (Guardian Zuo thinks that the leader of the Demon Cult looks like this, which is really detrimental to the reputation of the Demon Cult), or he is misunderstood by others (no way, the leader’s appearance is born with such a popular face , the public makes people suspect that his face is disguised), no one has ever been able to get a glimpse of the true face of "the most beautiful woman in the world".then……
"It's coming again..." The leader lay on the edge of the hot spring pool, watching the unknown number of flower picking thieves who came here admiringly being slapped into meteors in the sky by the palm of the hero.Most of the faces made by Yi Rong can’t touch the water. Some people always think that peeping the leader in the bath can see the so-called "the most beautiful woman in the world". The ghost doctor was doing human experiments——" If you survived by chance, and you were lucky enough to have an ugly face, you were basically thrown out, and then you were so frightened that you never dared to step into Peach Blossom Valley again.If you are unlucky enough to be pretty, you will basically be sent to Qian Shanshan's harem to die... If they knew that the "most beautiful woman in the world" they were thinking of was just a plain girl from both appearance and figure... Man, you probably want to kill yourself by buying a piece of tofu, right?The leader really felt sorry for them just thinking about it.
"Didn't you notice that someone was peeping outside?" Da Xia pushed open the bathroom door angrily with a dark face.
"I found it." Although the leader looks quite unworthy of the title of leader of the Demon Cult, his martial arts cultivation level does not disgrace his status.
"I found out that you still haven't driven people away?" The hero's face darkened again.
"There's nothing to look at when I take a shower." A big man is not a girl's house, and there is nothing to look at when he is naked. The leader also feels that it is a disadvantage for people who come to spy on him while taking a shower.
"Who said there is nothing good-looking?" This pink and lovely face (beauty is in the eye of the beholder), this slender and well-proportioned figure (beauty is in the eye of the beholder), and the most wonderful place... The hero's gaze from The teacher's shoulders swept along the smooth back to the tight waist, and then to the faint buttocks hidden under the water. The teacher was full of joy when he blushed and swung his waist, holding his hands His elastic buttocks... As a vigorous young man, the hero couldn't calm down anymore.
"I said the leader..." Zuo Hufa carried the unconscious flower picker, and wanted to remind the leader that there are already too many people who have been sent to the ghost doctor for experiments. It is better to castrate them and throw them out if they are wasting rations. It was to eliminate harm for the martial arts. Hearing the movement in the bath, he turned back obediently and started to walk.
The next day, the subordinates of the Devil's Cult received an order to raise the guardrail around the hot spring bath to ten feet, and at least 30 people must patrol the surrounding area when the leader enters the bath.If any flower picker was able to enter within a hundred steps of the leader when he was taking a bath, everyone who patrolled that day would be fined one year's salary.
In this way, under the strict guard of the heroes, until the death of the leader, the legend of "the leader of the devil religion is the most beautiful woman in the world" is still circulating in the world.
Extra episode four
A man cannot conceive and give birth to a baby in October.The ghost doctor tried to impregnate the right protector, but the fetus was aborted within a few days, and he tossed the right protector and killed half of his life.The hero is not afraid of suffering, but he and the leader are men, and it is difficult to even conceive, let alone have a child who fuses their blood.
Although I feel very sad in my heart, a man should put the overall situation first.After hesitating for a few days, the hero finally gritted his teeth and proposed to ask Zuo Hufa to find some beautiful maidservants for the leader to take as concubines, and insisted that he would never be jealous.
Not jealous?How many people were photographed as shooting stars in the sky by the hero because they peeked at the leader taking a bath?The hero can't even let others see the leader's naked body, and now he offers to take a concubine for the leader?The leader felt a little strange: "Do you really want to give me a concubine?" Could it be because the rumors that "the leader of the devil religion is the most beautiful woman in the world" in the world became more and more outrageous, and the hero felt worried and was testing him? ?
"The man keeps his word." The hero clenched his fists tightly behind his back.
"But I don't have time to pick it myself."
"Let Guardian Zuo find one for you."
"She also has her own child now, so she doesn't have so much free time."
"Then I'll help you choose." The hero was shaking.
"You want a woman yourself, and you use it as an excuse for me to take a concubine, but you actually want to find a woman yourself?"
"The ghost doctor hasn't researched a method for men to have children until now, and won't give you concubines. Do you want me to watch you die?" The hero couldn't help but slapped the marble desk in front of the leader, half The human-high marble table was broken into two, "Do you think I'm willing to share you with others? But I'm an orphan without father and mother, and it doesn't matter if I have no descendants. You are the leader of a sect. If there are no successors, the future demons will die." What should I do? Since you are married to me, I can’t take care of myself and not make plans for the future of the Devil’s Cult.” The hero took a few deep breaths before he could continue, “The concubine’s room is yours, I don’t care about it. Will touch. If any of them gave birth to a child, I will definitely treat it as my own..."
The leader felt warm liquid dripping on the back of his hand: "Are you crying?"
"I don't." The hero turned his head away, but when he thought that the leader would take concubines and have children with other people in the future, he couldn't stop his tears.
"Fool." The leader hugged the hero, "Mostly the position of the leader of the devil religion is passed down from master to student. It's okay if I don't have children, just take a good apprentice."
Apprentice?The hero never thought of this.
"In the past, there were quite a few demon cult leaders who were either as good as Longyang grinding the mirror, or they were single all their lives. The few who got married and had children may not all pass on the position of leader to their children." The leader coaxed the children He also touched the top of the hero's head, "I'm really happy that you are so considerate of me. Regardless of the next life or this life, I only want you alone, and I will never lose to you."
"Really?"
"Really. Once a gentleman says something, it's hard to follow a horse." The leader pressed the forehead of the hero, "We can't have a child together, but we can teach an apprentice together. I believe that with your and my martial arts and knowledge, we can teach you a lot." The next generation of leader must be a dragon and a phoenix among men."
Must be a dragon and a phoenix among people?The hero thought of the three apprentices that the former leader accepted—the Right Protector who is more upright and awe-inspiring than the martial arts leader, the Left Protector who takes pleasure in killing the leader without paying for his life, and the leader in front of him who looks like Avalokitesvara..."The former leader is How did you accept your three apprentices?"
"Senior Brother was bought by Master from Ren Yazi for a dime. Senior Sister is the tenth or no. 11 girl in her family. Her parents threw her into the river in front of her to drown her.
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