Country love story

A certain straight man was resting after working out one day, he opened Weibo and swiped to a fitness blogger he followed who posted an abs contest.He slapped it in the comments in front of the mirror, and got nearly 10 likes and more than 100 replies in less than [-] minutes.

"Want to roll on my brother's abs."

"If you have the ability, shoot down a little more!"

"If you don't show your face, you will be treated as sxb."

"Ah, ah, ah, I can do this!"

"Is it sweat or drops of water? I'll lick it for my husband."

"Come on.jpg"

After finishing a set of abdominal crunches, he saw so many comments when he came back, and replied with a smile, "You are very coquettish, and the private message is gone again." He didn't care about it anymore.

In the evening, the straight man received a private message.

"Brother, I can. I will take the initiative to send you a private message."

The straight man was baffled. When he clicked on the homepage, he seemed to be a trumpet with only two fans.He clicked on the profile picture, sitting sideways with white and slender legs, the skirt just reached the middle of the thigh, and the white lace edge was close to the thigh, drawing a seductive outline, and added a pink girly filter.

The straight man scrolled down and found more than a dozen dynamic pure text dynamics, for example:

"It's nice to see him today."

"I like him so much, will he like me?"

"I secretly thought about him in the middle of the night and couldn't fall asleep. When I fell asleep, I dreamed that he was holding my hand. When I woke up, I felt that the dream was too short, and it was not enough for me to recall."

"You are my only sun."

Obviously a girl in love.

He returned a "?"

There seemed to be holding the phone waiting for a reply, and immediately replied: "My brother's abs are so beautiful, I really like [kiss.jpg]"

"Thank you."

"Does that brother like my profile picture?"

"I have someone I like, don't flirt, be self-respecting."

The straight man rolled his eyes and quit without replying.

He didn't know that the eyes of the boy on the other side of the screen were red for a moment.