I ran for president with scumbag money

The two people who took care of themselves to look like human beings again tacitly did not mention the scene just now.

Leon was embarrassed by his gaffe - he knew that one day he would be driven crazy by this hapless system, but he didn't expect this day to come so soon.

It's because Binney... When listening to other people's black history, he actually created a black history for himself. What kind of embarrassment is this?Don't want to look back at all.

The two stood each other for a while, self-deleting their memories, until Leon said as if nothing had happened: "After escaping from Haines' house, I also joined a killer organization by the way."

The tone was calm and calm, as if saying "I bought another potato later".

"What—?" Binny stared at him as if he had seen a ghost, and his expression appeared petrified and cracked again, "Can this thing also be 'by the way'?!"

Seeing Binny with a different look in front of him, Leon was a little excited: it was another different reaction.

As the saying goes, if you can't resist, then enjoy.

Leon couldn't resist the process of "black history self-violence", but seeing himself... oh no, the hero's experience seemed to shatter Binny's three views, and he felt that it was not a loss to throw his IQ out.

It's as if Leon was tortured to death by a ghost story and couldn't forget it, so he shared the story with Binny, who was also tortured to death.

While he was on the sidelines, he felt an extremely perverted sense of comfort and pleasure.

He is even very excited now, like alcohol on his head, wanting to tell more horror stories.

The system persuaded: "Brother, be rational, you... the male lead really hasn't experienced too many things that don't have three views, really, we are a pure article, and the killer alliance that the male lead joined should be the most exaggerated thing." It's..."

"From the moment the president was drugged, that article has nothing to do with the word 'chunliang', okay?" Leon pouted in his heart.

"After all, the hero is scheduled to be with the president, so it can be considered a 1v1..." The system argues.

"You call a man like that '1'? Isn't it 1v0?" Leon asked in disbelief.

"...Poison you to death!"

When Leon and the system were spamming each other, Binny suddenly asked, "Are you sure you were pregnant?"

"Huh?" Leon looked at him in surprise, "Didn't you already know that I don't have this function?"

"Who knows, I always feel that it's not unbelievable for a child to jump out and call you 'Dad' during the campaign." Binny lured/guided in a disillusioned tone, "Why don't you remember it again? No, you were in a car accident and forgot the child?"

Fuck, it was actually broken.

Leon laughed back angrily, knocked on the table, and asked repeatedly: "Is there any smoke? Do you smoke? Is smoking prohibited in your office?"

Binny took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed them over. Leon looked at the brand, and found that he had never heard of it, and it didn't exist in the original world. It seemed that it was a specialty cigarette in this world.

He took the cigarette case and opened it, seeing that there was not much left in it, he nimbly pulled out one and put it in his mouth.

lighter…

Just as Leon was about to say this, Binny had already pulled out a lighter from his pocket, lit it and sent it to him.

Leon glanced at him, lowered his head, lowered his eyelids, his long golden eyelashes cast two circles of shadows on his lower eyelids.

He put his hands next to the lighter, lit the cigarette by the fire, took a deep breath, and exhaled the smoke again.

It's pretty good, and it tastes like the brand he liked to smoke before wearing it, Marlboro.

"This time it's my fault," he slid into the sofa, holding a cigarette between his fingers, and said with a half-smile, "I've made you dizzy. This can't work, you are the facilitator, I am the client, we One of the two must be sober, and I hope you are the one who is sober—after all, I paid for it.”

His handsome face and the restraint he showed were perfectly blended together, making him look extremely charming. Binny looked at him, unconsciously lost in thought.

He found that he still didn't understand.

How could such a Leon get himself into that situation because of an X drug incident?

Leon threw the cigarette case back to him, breaking the contemplation of this question.

Binny turned on the lighter without saying a word, lit a cigarette for himself, and took a deep breath.

He realized that Leon's situation was different from all the clients he had met in the past—even the clients he had met in textbooks and mentors. Very, very different.

If he can't quickly adapt to this difference, accept it quickly, and deal with it as a "common event that happens to everyone", then it will have a serious negative effect on him and Leon's future development path Influence.

Thinking of this, Binny resumed his professionalism and asked calmly, "What kind of killer organization is it? Is it influential? How deeply are you involved?"

Leon threw the question to the system without change.

The system felt more and more that it seemed to be a low-level search engine like X-degree encyclopedia, and reluctantly replied: "The organization is called Phantom, how would I know how it would affect your campaign? I never heard of it before." There was a host who operated like you. As for the male protagonist, he encountered Slag Gong and Bai Yueguang before completing the first mission, and you didn't continue to do it. It seems that the mission is probably useless."

While talking, it proudly reminded: "I don't know if you will be hunted down or not?"

"You can't spit out ivory with your dog's mouth." Leon snorted coldly.

After thinking about it, he deleted the redundant part, and told Binny: "Phantom, I don't know the details. I'm a small character, and no one has come to me since I failed the first mission."

After Binny recorded the truth, he murmured to himself, "I don't know if you will be hunted down..."

Leon: "...you are also a dog's mouth."

In the slowly lingering smoke, Leon and Binny dug up the first half of the male lead's life in a posture almost head-to-head, including but not limited to such boring details as "whether you cheated in the primary school exam" .

There were already stars outside the window, and the ashtray was also filled with ash and cigarette butts. Binny closed the notebook that had already recorded the dense and dark history of the hero, and locked it permanently in the safe.

This is a "Pandora's Book" that Leon will never die no matter who reads it in the future.

Leon opened the door, and the fresh air from the outside came in. At the same time, he also felt the hunger after surviving a certain predicament, and his stomach immediately growled.

"Is it over?" Charles, who was waiting outside the door, took out his mobile phone in time and asked, "Do you want to order takeaway together?"

"Of course!" Leon nodded repeatedly.

"Just order whatever you want to eat," Binny also came out and suggested, "It's a tough night, and I won't have any chance to eat and drink in the future, so don't be polite, order according to your own appetite."

Leon understood.

Explaining the black history is only the first step, and there are many more difficult problems to solve than explaining the black history. Tonight may be their last night to indulge!

"Give me a family bucket of fried chicken cheeseburger seafood pizza." Leon said seriously, "There should be no small dried fish on the pizza, and a super-large glass of Fanta."

Sorry, even though he's skinny, he can't do without junk food, his stomach has long since been eaten away by fried food that's breaded and made the kid next door cry.

While waiting for the takeaway, Charles launched a projector, Binny connected it with his mobile phone, and the projector projected a super-large screen on the wall.

During the TV commercial, an actor who is said by the narrator to be popular all over the world is holding a microphone and singing a love song to the audience, seemingly affectionately.

The actor is tall, handsome and charming, very attractive, with a well-proportioned and straight frame, with red hair that shines under the light, and a pair of dark gray eyes. The deep and melancholy eyes remind Leon of a puppy in the rain.

For some reason, the singing actor also reminded him of Barbie's boyfriend, they are really beautiful dolls behind the window.

It's a pity that the appearance is not directly proportional to the singing voice. After listening to it for a minute, Leon felt that the reason why this gentleman became the "actor king" instead of the "god of song" really made sense.

"Isn't this Edith? Not long ago, she had an affair with the song god Xue Ziying, which caused a lot of trouble." Charles knew that no one wanted to talk about work at this time, so he smiled and started other topics.

"Xue Ziying? Male or female? Pretty?" Leon asked very flatteringly.

"Big beauty, who can sing, dance and dance. She's a three-way star. Binny met her at the airport before, right, Binny, how does it look in real life?"

Binny replied: "The real person looks better than the screen, and she is very fairy-like. Edith is not bad, and she has brought a lot of traffic."

"Really, I thought he was going to die. Anyway, he used to be a big actor, but now he only participates in some entertainment programs to cheat money."

……

All three are good at communicating with each other, and they consciously avoid talking about work, talking nonsense to the pleasing male and female stars on the screen.

It's not that Leon doesn't want to choose to watch other things, but when there are only Lei dramas and entertainment programs on TV, he thinks the entertainment programs of sand sculptures are more acceptable.

After the meal, the three of them looked at each other facing a mess of cups and plates.

"Don't worry about it. Hire an hourly worker to clean up tomorrow." Binny made a decisive decision.

Leon raised his hands in agreement.

It's not that he doesn't like doing housework, it's just that the sticky oil stains are beyond his ability.

What's more, the best thing in the world is not to be responsible for the aftermath after eating.

The three left the battlefield in the living room with peace of mind, and collectively withdrew from the office. While locking the door, Binny asked, "Where do you live, we will see you off."

"Where do I live?" Leon immediately asked the system.

The system was speechless: "I, you... damn it!"

"I can't remember it at the moment, let me recall it." Leon showed a smirk to the two people who were still waiting for him, and said, and urged the system in his mind, thinking, "You can't fuck, give me the address quickly." I."

The system searched out the address angrily.

At this time, Binny saw that Leon was still in a daze, so he approached and pressed his palm on his forehead, and asked, "Are you drunk?"

Leon was shocked and pushed him away with a strong reaction.

Binny looked at him in surprise.

"Sorry," Leon smiled appropriately in time, took a step back, and kept the distance between the two of them to a certain extent, and said, "I've been forgetting to explain, Binny, or Charles, please avoid skin-to-skin contact with me."

"What? What's wrong?"

"I'll only explain this to you this time." Leon said jokingly, "Don't blame me for being rude in the future, huh? Don't look at me like this, I'm still very strong in overhand throws."

After saying that, he raised his foot and walked to the supermarket beside him.

Charles fell behind, smiled at Binny who was standing there blankly, and comforted, "It seems that everyone has eccentricities."

"How do you know everything?" Binny glanced at him and said depressedly.

Charles shrugged.

Leon bought a pack of cigarettes in the supermarket, it was the brand Binny had given him before, and it was a low-to-medium grade on the cigarette rack, costing 28 yuan.

His heart was still beating wildly, just at that moment, the feeling of Binny's hand on his forehead, the feeling of skin-to-skin contact made him break out in a cold sweat.

"Be careful to fire you." He said to Binny in his heart.

The system snorted and said disapprovingly, "Fire him, where can you find another lawyer?"

"Can't you be as quiet as a chicken?"

When he came out again, the night wind blew head-on, causing Leon to squint his eyes, his limbs were weak, and his alcohol and drowsiness were a little rushing up.

Binny greeted him and didn't say a word about what happened just now. He just said, "Charles and I just discussed it. You live far away, and the environment where I live is not good. We might as well live in his house temporarily tonight. Leave early tomorrow morning."

"The distance is not far, more than 20 minutes' walk." Charles added standing aside.

Leon thought for a while, and there was nothing to miss in the male lead's room, so he nodded: "I'll listen to your arrangements."

The author has something to say: Mi, thank you guys for your comments and encouragement~

Thanks to the little angel who cast [mine] :lotc

I will continue to work hard!