Patrick's Bizarre Adventure

new friend red hood

Jason finally took the armor monster back to his safe room.

God knows why he did it, is it because of the pathetic look and those wet doggy eyes?When did he, Jason Todd, become such a person with an angelic heart?

Thinking of this, Jason vomited in disgust, and couldn't help looking through the kitchen door at the well-behaved boy sitting on the sofa in the living room.

Paddy was sorting out his backpack. He had left all the construction materials and useless waste in his villa before, but after what happened last night, there were some more in his backpack: rotten water pipes, Trash, plastic bags, trash, a broken biker suit, trash...

Then he suddenly heard a "clang" sound in front of him.

Paddy's brain hadn't even reacted yet, his body had automatically jumped back and grabbed the sword to assume a defensive posture.

Paddy slowly raised his head and looked at the black-haired man in front of him. He looked like a young man who had just entered the society with his mask off and his ordinary clothes, exuding a rebellious and strange maturity.

Mature youth: (°ο°)

Paddy looked down, past his attire, and finally settled on the ceramic mug that had just appeared on the table.

Paddy: "..."

Seeing the mentally handicapped eyes of the mature young man, Paddy jumped down from the back of the sofa in desperation, put away the big sword, sat back on the sofa, and pretended nothing happened.

The room is filled with suffocating oxygen.

"Hmm." Paddy cleared his throat, grabbed the quilt with water on the table to cover his face, stared straight at the coffee table in front of him, and didn't even look at Jason. "Then, Mr. Rhett..."

"Hey hey hey, wait, boy, who is Rhett?" Jason looked confused, and interrupted Paddy with a stop gesture.

"Ah? Didn't you say your name is Red Hood (redhood red hood)?" Paddy tilted his head blankly, and then said with a sudden realization: "Oh, it doesn't matter, although the name is ugly, But I won't discriminate against you, um...Actually, I also feel that my name is ugly, so you don't have to worry about it so much. "

Jason looked at the boy in front of him with a face like "I don't think my name sounds bad, I'll comfort you" and felt his fists itch.He gritted his teeth:

"Jason, Jason Todd." So Red Hood is the code name!

"Well... well, if you prefer me to call you Jason, it's not impossible."

Jason: Want to kill someone.

In short, Paddy met a new friend, tied a resurrection point at his house by the way, ate and put away all the ready-to-eat food in the refrigerator, and hammered off three walls, a piece of glass, and a flat bottom pot.

So he was kicked out of the house by his new friends.

Paddy could hear him yelling from outside the door: "Get out of here! Don't come back to bother me!"

The little sister passing by: "Oh, did you quarrel with your brother?"

"Yes." Paddy smiled, his face was specially practiced to be harmless to humans and animals.

"very pitiful."

"Yes."

"This brother is too annoying..." There was a loud voice from the upstairs room, "Shut up!"

"Don't let people say you abused your brother! What a bad brother! Come and come with us, brother, and treat you to ice cream."

"Okay..." Before Paddy could say a word, he was dragged back into the building by a hand, and then a grumpy voice directed towards the door: "Get out!"

The passers-by ladies and sisters were heartbroken for a while, and they left with regret and joy.Only the single, ugly, and unattended dogs on the side of the road looked at the slender figure and the crisp and sweet fuzzy voice in the distance with a sense of loss.

"Oh, my husband was dragged away."

"...so it's the first year..."

"Such a handsome little brother should belong to the world, but I can be a lover..."

Jason felt that something was wrong with him. He sat on the sofa, thinking hard about his abnormal state, and analyzing it carefully.To be honest, he kind of misses the self-psychological test sheets in the old bat's own underground library now.

Because he was almost unable to tell whether he was crazy, Paddy was crazy, or both of them were mentally ill... There was probably no cure for it.

Paddy sat on the side leisurely, took out a piece of pizza from his pocket, ate it like Jason was distressed, and then went to the refrigerator to find tons of bottles of Coke that slipped through the net, and finally collapsed comfortably on the sofa, turning into A lump like water.

Limping, a little red exclamation point popped out of Paddy's little head.

"I figured it out!" Paddy's voice interrupted Jason's thinking. He frowned and looked at Paddy, ready to see what he could say.

"I'll take you to my house to play!" Paddy looked innocent.

Jason sneered: "Do you think you are a primary school student? You invite each other to play at each other's home?"

10 minute later.

Jason put on a new motorcycle suit, and drove his handsome modified motorcycle, passing by the street with a whirring sound.

The kid behind him was still pointing with his head down: "Well, turn left here ahead, then turn right again, yes, go straight, I remember turning left again..."

"Dead end." Jason looked indifferently, looking at the brick wall erected in front of him, it was about five years old.

"What?" Paddy poked his head out from behind him, with a confused tone: "No, it's not like this on my map... Is there something wrong with this road? Otherwise, let's break through the wall and go straight. By the way, you Can this car pass two blocks high?"

Jason's veins bulged when he heard that, he turned around and snatched the map: "Let me see!"

On it is a densely packed 1:1w Gotham City map, with only a small stamp of a house dotted on the suburbs in the upper right corner.

Paddy: It's not my fault.

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When Jason finally brought Paddy to his home after all the hard work, he looked at the familiar manor next to the villa.

Jason: ...Whose house is that?

Paddy: My neighbor's house, it seems to be called Wayne?

Jason: ... This neighbor is good.

Paddy: I ​​think so too, and he gave me the vase interior as well.

Jason (shocked):? ? !Where did you put it?