[One Piece]WANTED

In the past three days, everyone has completely indulged.

In the case of Luffy, he was looking for meat for three days; Zoro was drinking and sleeping for three days; Sanji was picking up girls for three days; Nami was preparing luggage; as for Usopp?

Sorry, lying dead on the hospital bed covered in bandages.

reason?

Cough cough, in fact, this matter has to be considered in the long term. It is said that after Usopp was captured by Aaron and rescued by Nami that day, he found Sauron and his party all the way.

However, the atmosphere at the time seemed very strange.

"Sauron!!!"

When Usopp saw Sauron, he immediately rushed over with bright eyes.

But after seeing Sanji who had a nosebleed on the ground and seemed to be seriously injured, he immediately stopped vigilantly and looked around in panic.

Could it be that this place was attacked just now?

Looking at Johnny and Joseph lying on the ground with hideous faces clutching their stomachs, and Sauron with a serious expression on one side, Usopp admired his ingenuity even more.

However, why did Luffy and Ino on one side sleep so harmoniously on the other side at such a critical time?

what is happening! ! ? ?

"Usopp...you came just in time..."

With a gloomy face, Zoro moved Realization from Sanji, who was smirking on the ground and seemed to be about to die, to Usopp, who was bewildered, with a weird smile on his lips.

"Eh? Ah, I suddenly found that my slingshot fell into the sea, I'll look for it, haha..." Intuition told Usopp that there was absolutely nothing good for Zoro calling himself, so he took a few steps back in a panic Ready to escape.

"Usopp, wake up Sanji!" Zoro grabbed Usopp's collar tightly with one hand, and brought him in front of Sanji.

"I, how do I know how to wake him up!" Usopp was innocent. He let himself wake up Ino earlier, but instead of waking up, he called out Luffy and was almost beaten by Luffy. Although it is great, it is not omnipotent!

"Yes, yes. You can ask Ino to wake him up, isn't there a bondage? If Ino calls him, he will definitely wake up!" Usopp yelled in a panic, pointing at Ino sleeping next to him.

"It's up to you, choose one yourself." Sauron raised his eyebrows, waiting for Usopp.

"..." Is there a choice here! ! !Usopp trembled all over, looked at Ino, and then immediately looked at Sanji with cold sweat. Ino must be more terrifying than Sanji!

Usopp was about to go up to slap and kick Sanji a few times, but found that someone had already done it first... Look at that rosy face, the obvious footprints on his waist...

Usopp looked at Usopp standing beside him, he was really cruel! (Obviously you want to do this yourself!)

"Johnny, Joseph." Zoro felt Usopp's gaze and ignored it.

"Yes! Brother!" The two people who were still lying on the ground immediately stood up and looked at Sauron.

"What method did you just say?"

"According to the historical records, Brother Sanji suffers from Snow White syndrome, so as long as there is a prince's kiss, he can wake up." Johnny pushed the sunglasses, and said it very academically.

"Usopp, did you hear that?" Zoro looked at the eldest Usopp who opened his mouth in surprise.

"Ah!?? You want me to go, go, kiss, Sanji??" Usopp froze completely, with his mouth wide open and he moved his head little by little to look at Zoro.

"Don't you have ears? Hurry up!" Seeing that Sanji's nosebleed seemed to flow more and more, and his whole body was already in a pool of blood, Zoro kicked Usopp's ass.

"I, uh..." Usopp squatted on the ground and looked at Sanji. He wanted to turn around and refute something, but he felt the cold blade on his neck, swallowed hard, and trembled all over. Looking at Sanji.

Woooo... My first kiss, Miss Ke Ya, come and save my first kiss! ! !

Feeling that there was no room for turning things around, Usopp burst into tears, silently complaining about his deprived human rights.

Forget it, a man can bend and stretch!Isn't it just a kiss!When Usopp finally made up his mind, he closed his eyes and prepared to kiss him.

"..."

"o(╯*╰)o..."

Usopp, how long is your nose...

Usopp was tangled, his nose just poked Sanji's face like that, and his head couldn't get off.

Um! ! !Harder, harder, lower down, the nose hurts...

Persistence, persistence is victory!

Well, crook the nose a little more, crook a little more, pout a little more, pout a little more, go down a little more, and the kiss is almost there! ! !

"!!!"

When Usopp felt that he was about to succeed, he suddenly saw a pair of bright eyes. How should he describe these eyes?Inside are full of anger, shame, hostility, murderous aura, all kinds of extremely dark emotions harmoniously melted into these eyes...

then……

"Xiang, Sanji, you, listen to me..." Usopp immediately slumped on the ground, looking at the murderous Sanji in a panic.

"Lean meat kick, breast meat kick, leg meat kick, cut meat kick, belly meat kick..." Sanji was completely blackened.

"Ahhhhhhhh..." Usopp was completely sad.

"(⊙o⊙)..." Sauron and the other three were completely speechless.

Sanji looked at Usopp who was completely lying on the ground, unable to move, and raised his eyebrows. He was about to take out a cigarette from his pocket, but found that the cigarette in his pocket was completely flat, and there were footprints on his waist , and on the face, there is a burning feeling.

"You still hit me, haha~" The black smoke behind Sanji was even worse, and blood flashed in his eyes, looking at Usopp who was crying silently on the ground.

"..." Usopp turned his attention to the culprit Sauron with a full face.

Have a little conscience!A bit human! ! !

If you want to kiss Sanji, you asked me to kiss you! !Even for Sanji's share, I didn't get involved at all! !Why am I the only one here to guard against destruction now! ! !

You one by one!Don't stand there pretending you didn't see anything!

I am an innocent victim, sincerely!woo woo...

"Most, high, grade, minced, meat!!!"

"..." This is Usopp who has completely stopped eating.

Of course, according to Usopp's fighting ability, three days is enough for Usopp to recover...

After all, even though Usopp appeared in the form of a mummy when he was fighting in Aaron's domain, at least he defeated the main force of a murloc...

However, even now that the boat was about to sail, Usopp was still dead with bandages all over his body, crying and lying dead on the bed.

Among them, Luffy must be counted...

If it wasn't for Luffy, who was so weak, he would actually smile big in front of Ino, saying that he was really scared to death at the beginning, thinking that Usopp must be dead...

If it wasn't for Ino who was suddenly confused by Luffy's words, and then asked Luffy patiently...

If it wasn't for Luffy who continued to tell Ino ignorantly that it was Usopp who stained Ino's clothes...

If it wasn't for all of this happening right in front of him...

Did he use grief to make it like this! ! !

woohoo...

This world is too scary, what is it like to be inhumane! ! !

I have been seriously injured like this, not only no salary, no work-related injury compensation, no mental damage compensation, not even hush money, and I was beaten to the ground by two big devils within four days.

Of course, when I asked if I had any opinions, I had to move my already numb head and shake my head vigorously, expressing that I was very satisfied with the status quo.

Fuck!I am not a sandbag! ! !

So, the saddest thing right now is - I'm so hungry...

"Cuckoo..."

The whole person is about to collapse from hunger, and Sanji doesn't make food for himself. Doesn't it mean that Sanji has some kind qualities?Won't people starve to death!is that a lie!is that a lie!Obviously I'm starving to death, but you're still dying!

Moreover, there is an angry Luffy outside the door...

"Wow, this is delicious!!!"

"Sanji, I want ham and cantaloupe!!!"

"Ah, meat, meat!! Sanji, I still want that cake!"

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's so delicious! Sanji, more, more... um..."

Ino looked at Luffy who was choking on the bone, and slapped him blankly.

"Ahem! Thanks, Ino! Sanji, I still want that Big Mac!!!"

"Got it, got it!!!" In the kitchen, there was an irritable Sanji, biting a cigarette tightly in his mouth, but his movements were very quick.

Although Sanji didn't want to do this very much, but looking at Ino outside the door who was sitting on a chair and reading the newspaper, he had to do it!

When I think about it, that huge shemale is about to spit it out...

Damn the contract, a mistake will cause eternal hatred.

"Huh?" Yinuo found two pieces of paper in the newspaper, it was, huh?

Reward list! ! !monkey. d.Luffy 3000 million Baileys! ! !

Wait, there's another one?monkey. d.Eno, ah, only 700 million Baileys...

Seeing himself standing in the middle of the ruins wearing Quincy's clothes, looking back.

Still looks pretty handsome~

Although the clothes are a bit dirty, there is blood, and bandages, but...

It fits the atmosphere of the background quite well. Overall, give that photographer [-] points!

However, looking at Luffy's big smiling face on the other side, no matter how you look at it, I am more valuable than Luffy!

"Huh? Ino, what is this?" Luffy leaned over from one side, while still stuffing things into his mouth.

"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Luffy immediately opened his mouth and shouted.

After the other people heard Luffy's voice, they also came over. They didn't know if they didn't look at it. They were startled when they saw it. Everyone yelled, and the whole ship seemed to be shocked.

"Hee hee ha ha ha... I and Ino have been offered a reward!! Hahaha!!!"

Luffy held two reward lists by himself, and proudly placed them in front of everyone, with a big smile on his face.

"Say there are 3000 million Baileys!!! Haha, then Ino and I will have 700 million Baileys together!!! Hahahaha!"

Ino sat on the chair, propped his head up and looked at the excited Luffy.

What, I only have 700 million Baileys...

Originally, I said that less than 5000 million Baileys were not worth it...

However, I still don't understand why my price is lower than Luffy's? ? ?

"Ino! Look, forty-seven million Baileys!! Haha!!!" Luffy immediately spared the crowd and put it in front of Ino's eyes, his eyes were full of sparkles Star, looking forward to watching Ino.

"Ah, good job, next time you run out of money, it should be enough to sell you." Obviously he was the first to see it, but now he seems to be the last one to see it.But Eno looked at Luffy's expression of begging for praise, and replied lazily.

"Hahahaha!" Luffy seemed to smile brighter after hearing what Ino said.

"..." Hey, Captain, Yinuo really didn't praise you just now.

"Let's get up and set off on the great route!!!"

"yeah!!!!"

"Ino!"

"Huh?" Ino looked at Luffy who suddenly appeared in front of him, and looked at him strangely.

"Help me make a windmill!"

"Huh?" Ino imagined that there was a windmill stuck in Luffy's hat, which was weird...

"No." Ino refused without hesitation.

"Why?" Lu Fei tilted his head, his face was full of puzzlement, and there was also a look of grievance.

"I do not like."

"...Forget it..."

Ino looked at Lu Fei squatting in the dark corner and drawing circles, hey hey hey!This is plagiarism!Squatting in the corner and drawing circles is my patent, right?

"Hey...here..." Ino still had no choice but cut four lines from the newspaper, folded it into a windmill, nailed it to a small wooden stick, and placed it in front of Luffy. It's a windmill...

"(*^___^*) Hehe..." Luffy, who turned around, took the windmill with a bright smile on his face.

"Look, Ino, this is a windmill~" Luffy held up the windmill and placed it in front of Ino, then blew it up by himself, watching the windmill spin in front of him.

"..." Ino looked at Luffy in a daze, he folded it himself, of course he knew.

"Look at it turning~ As long as there is wind, it will turn~~" Luffy smiled brighter and looked at Ino intently.

"Yeah, unexpectedly, it really turned around."

Ino was stunned for a while, before speaking softly, with a slight arc on the corner of his mouth.

"O(∩_∩)O haha~"

"Those two idiots..." Nami stood upstairs, looking at Luffy and Ino on the deck.

Then he turned around and looked at the orange trees behind him.

Ah Jian told Lu Fei that when he was young, he would laugh whenever he saw a windmill turning in the wind.

Unexpectedly, Luffy actually remembered it and used it on Ino.

Not to mention, Ino actually laughed...

These two people are really...

That's a bit enviable...

The author has something to say: don’t be too serious~~