incredible bros

Just after it rained, Tang An pushed open the glass window of the balcony, and a gust of fresh and moist air, carrying the beauty of raindrops or the haze of mist, gently rushed into Tang An's arms. The sky after the rain, As if washed by water, the green is like a gem, everything is so pure and beautiful.

But Tang An was filled with melancholy. He leaned on the balcony railing and stared at his younger sister Tang Ning resentfully. Staring at the phone and giggling, he had no idea that she was being watched by his brother.

It's just that this smile, in the eyes of her elder brother Tang An, is the sprouting of spring love, the rippling of spring heart, the failure of a girl to stay, the splash of a married daughter... Ah, bah!In short, it's just that the child is getting older, and the relationship with the brother is no longer close, and the relationship has faded, faded!

Tang An patted the railing bitterly, making his palms numb. Judging from his 23 years of experience as a single mother and fetus, his sister's various behaviors of snickering when eating, smirking when walking, and smirking when she is in a daze are fully evidenced. There is a fact: she fell in love early!

How can you fall in love early, you are only 17 years old, you are only a sophomore in high school, have you forgotten how you promised your brother?After graduating from university, you will make a boyfriend, and your brother will help you check it out, and pick a very good man to marry you off in a beautiful way. How can you break your promise?Tang An was angry, angry that his sister fell into the trap of love prematurely, and angry that he didn't know which boy was coaxing his sister around. He was so angry that he didn't sleep well for several nights, and the dark circles under his eyes were doubled.

I must find a way to meet that boy. I want to see what kind of person he is, coaxing my simple, cute, obedient and sensible sister into such a way that even my brother is hiding it.

Yu Cheng had just finished a risk assessment report. He stood up and stretched his arms upwards, doing a strong stretch to stretch his muscles and bones.The sound of the door opening sounded, and Yu Cheng walked out of the study. His younger brother Yu Nuo just came back from playing ball outside. Yu Nuo, who was drenched in the rain, threw his schoolbag on the sofa and rushed to the bathroom.Just as the bathroom door was closed, Yu Nuo rushed out of the bathroom before he could take off his clothes, returned to the sofa, took out his mobile phone from his schoolbag, and rushed into the bathroom again with it.

There is a situation!

Yu Cheng sat on the sofa, crossed his legs, took out a pack of cigarettes from a friend last month from the coffee table, smoked one and lit it up. He wanted to pretend to be a B, and created a kind of hair with the elegance of smoking. The strategizing image of brother in the film, I don’t want to be choked and coughing again and again before the smoke ring is spit out, Yu Cheng puts out the cigarette with one finger, squints his eyes and spins rapidly in his mind: Brother Yi has been reading women for 24 years, cough, Well, judging from the countless experiences of reading the film, Yu Nuo must be in love.

Not to mention the sour smell of love, just look at this kid playing games until his teammates are about to die, and he can stop the keyboard and mouse to reply to the message as soon as he hears the sound of WeChat, and then look at this When the kid went to the bathroom to take a shower, there were constant message notifications. All the signs fully showed that this kid was in love, and he was still a fucking puppy love!Damn it, back then, when his brother and I were in high school, the most common thing he said to girls was: classmate, why didn't you take physical education today?You are fined to run five laps around the playground!

The more Yu Cheng thought about it, the more angry he became. This kid is only 17 years old, and he fell in love. At this rate, he should have a relationship at 18, have sex at 19, get married at 22, and bring his children back at 23. At that time, the young couple went out to eat, drink and have fun, and I, an older single uncle, wanted to bring him a baby!No, none of that is the point!The point is, there is an unwritten rule in the family that the elder brother must get married before the younger brother!

At that time, once the four old people in the family, grandpa, grandma, grandpa, and grandma, know about Yu Nuo's relationship, then Yu Nuo will be an adult, and his wife will take care of him if something happens.The old man in the family is bound to carry out inhumane forced marriage on himself, and now he can still use the excuse of "my brother is going to take the college entrance examination, I have to take care of him", and wait for my brother to go to college, and then say "my brother is still in college, I want to help him" He learned his major” as an excuse, and he can delay it for a few more years, so that his plan to find a girlfriend at the age of 26, confirm the relationship at 27, live together at 28, and get married at 30 can be carried out smoothly.

Yu Cheng is so worried!

No, I have to find a way to ask that girl out, and tell her all about Yu Nuo's picky eaters, grinding his teeth and farting in sleep, and not liking to wash smelly socks. Well, the one who doesn't like to wash socks is actually Yu Cheng himself. After a while, let the girl voluntarily give up this fledgling relationship, and also take the opportunity to make Yu Nuo feel the pain of youth and the beatings of society.

"Brother, what are you doing? Are you smiling so, uh, lascivious?" Yu Nuo came out after showering and wiping his hair, and what he saw was his brother sitting on the sofa, watching TV Bad guys often have a sinister smile, and their minds are full of not knowing what they are thinking.

Yu Cheng withdrew his smile, sat upright, and said very seriously: "Oh, I was just thinking about what to eat tonight."

Yu Nuo rolled his eyes at his brother: "Brother, when did you worry about this kind of thing? I always cook at home, don't I always cook what you eat?"

"Oh, let's go quickly. Remember not to make too salty today. If you eat too salty, you will get old. If you have beef at home, make a beef with tomato." Yu Cheng leaned on the sofa and ordered.

Poor Yu Nuo, with a 17-year-old thin body, prematurely took on the responsibility of washing, cooking, cleaning and being a babysitter for his brother. God can testify that Yu Cheng lived alone in order to move out of his grandparents' house, but he lived alone with the four elderly people in the family. I made an oath in front of me: I will take good care of my younger brother, I will not let him get a little bit of yangchun water on his hands, and I will never let him enter the kitchen for half a step. Even if I fall ill, I will get up and cook for my younger brother!

Yu Nuo sighed, with such a big brother on the table, how could he just push it back and make his mother reborn again?What else can I do?My brother, accept it.

Yu Cheng looked at his brother's cell phone on the coffee table, glanced secretly towards the kitchen, touched his brother's cell phone timidly, turned on the screen, and unlocked it, hey!This kid, the password has actually been changed!

"Brother, let me use your mobile phone. What's the password?" Yu Cheng stood by the kitchen door, poked his head in and asked Yu Nuo who was chopping tomatoes.

"Why do you want my phone?" Yu Nuo asked warily.

"Oh, what, I suddenly forgot my parents' new number and wanted to call them, have you saved it?" Yu Cheng asked pretending to be careless.

oh!yeah!After successfully obtaining the lock screen password, Yu Cheng went into the bedroom, locked the door, and clicked on the WeChat interface. The chat information still stayed on a chat interface with the remark name "The Best Ningning". Yu Cheng roughly swipe up to look at it. After a few glances at the chat records, oh my god, hot eyes, I didn't expect my brother, a big straight man, to talk to girls so softly and greasy. Fortunately, judging from the chat records, the two are still in an ambiguous period.

Tang An had just finished frying a dish and was about to make braised pork. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration. He secretly poured half a bottle of soy sauce into the sink. Then, wearing an apron, he took the empty soy sauce bottle into the living room and said to Tang Ning who was watching TV: " Ning Ning, I'm out of soy sauce at home, can you help me go downstairs and buy a bottle? I can't leave because the fire is on."

"Oh, okay, go now." When Tang An got up and went to the room to get his coat, Tang An walked to the sofa in a few steps, looked at the soy sauce bottle in his hand, and poured a few drops from the bottom of the bottle on his hand.

"Go, I'll get your phone for you." Tang An handed the phone to his sister.

"Huh! Brother! What is this! It's so disgusting, what are you holding in your hand, brother!" Tangning let go of the phone. The phone was sticky and black. She didn't know what it was.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I may have touched the soy sauce with my hand, you hurry up and buy it with the change on the table, brother will wipe your phone clean."

very good!Listening to his sister's footsteps going downstairs, Tang An unlocked his sister's WeChat account.

"Ningning, go to bed early, good night!"

"Well, okay, Nuonuo, good night!"

"Ningning, remember to call, eat more!"

"Well, Nuonuo, you too, eat enough."

"..."

My God, can't stand it!Tang An couldn't stand it any longer, so he had to make an appointment to have a look. Such a smooth-talking person, he must not be a good person, maybe some ugly old man. There are a lot of online scams these days!

Tang An sent a message without shaking his hands or eyes.

Over there, Yu Chenggang was still thinking about what excuse he should use to ask the girl out. The girl's message came first: "Tomorrow Sunday, come out for milk tea?"

Hehe, drink milk tea, what kind of milk tea to drink, let you see what a bad boy is, "What kind of milk tea to drink, how about, let's find a quiet place and have a good chat?" Yu Cheng replied.

Ah!Sure enough, a scumbag, but I asked you to drink milk tea, and you actually want to go to a quiet place. Seeing that I don’t know you in the mirror tomorrow, my surname is not Tang, "Well, how about finding a remote place?"

"Okay, you decide the place." Yu Cheng was very proud, it didn't take much effort at all, brother, I'm sorry, brother, it's all for your own good, you are still young, and your studies are important.

Tang An sent a location to a relatively remote park, and made an appointment to meet at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning, and left his number for him to call him tomorrow, and then deleted the record of his chat.

Over there, Yu Cheng wrote down the location and number, and also wiped out all traces of the information.