The tofu thing.

It is still unknown who cheated whom.

The few people were very lucky, and only encountered a few sporadic zombies along the way.Su Muqiu ran straight at the person with his back on his back, while Ye Xiu on his body raised his spear and picked them up one by one, and even harvested some green pea-sized crystal nuclei, which was better than nothing.After 10 minutes, they arrived at the side of the Humvee safely, and were pleasantly surprised to find that the car body had not suffered too much damage.Perhaps because there were no living things inside, the zombies also lost interest in prying open this tough iron box.

Ye Xiu nestled comfortably on the passenger seat, touched things here and there, and wondered, "How many zombies surrounded us before we abandoned the car?"

"Dozens of them?" Su Mucheng was uncertain, "A lot of them were still on the way to surround us..."

"Xiao Shiqin is amazing. His skills are excellent." Su Muqiu tried to start the engine. After a low roar from the engine, he stepped on the accelerator lightly. The modified Hummer started smoothly and slid out like a ghost. It’s still open, it’s really the conscience of the industry, and those credit points are not in vain.”

"Little Qiuzi, turn around and remind me to give Old Xiao a cigarette, he deserves it." Ye Xiu said angrily.

The corners of Su Muqiu's eyes twitched, "Your Majesty, you and Old Wei are the only ones smoking within a hundred miles."

Ye Xiu turned his head to look out the window, and sighed faintly.

"It's Lao Xiao who doesn't have this blessing, so I can only take this cigarette on his behalf."

"..."

03

With a very unscientific and light attitude, the Hummer drove silently all the way to the old H city base.

In order to avoid attracting the attention of zombies, from the small engine to the rearview mirror decoration, all the parts that make noise in the car have been remodeled to ensure that everything is as silent as possible; plus there are fewer zombies at night than during the day, it is reasonable to say that It's a relatively easy return trip.

However, Su Muqiu drove with a ferocious posture of gods blocking gods and Buddhas blocking Buddhas. He was completely worthy of the name of his "Hummer". Press down and take a straight-line dash attack without wasting any time.

"Brother is worried about the situation in the tower?" Su Mucheng asked.

"I'm in a hurry to go back to sleep." Dangerous driver Su Muqiu's answer was full of ambiguity.

It doesn't matter that he and Ye Xiu are rough guys, but Mucheng hasn't rested in a soft, comfortable and safe environment for many days, and her white, tender and smooth skin has been ruined. This is a serious sister-in-law Su Muqiu's heartache!It took another night to delay, so I resolutely drove back to the base.

Su Muqiu, who was holding the steering wheel, took this as the core of his tactics. After driving like this, it was like riding a roller coaster all the way, going fast and slow, bouncing non-stop, and occasionally driving the car past people, the Z-shape shaking, how gorgeous it was, The car skills are in a mess.Not to mention ordinary people, sentries with poor quality had to bury their faces in vomiting bags all the way.

It's strange to say that Ye Xiu can sleep soundly during such an out-of-control drive, and can switch his head from time to time in his sleep. Even the dead may not be as peaceful as him.

Perhaps it was to punish Ye Xiu for paddling everywhere, and when he safely arrived at Jiashi Tower a few hours later, his glorious tragedy was over.

At first, he didn't know that he was in a tragedy. If he didn't wake up slowly when the car stopped, he immediately jumped out of the car and threw all the miscellaneous tasks such as handing in the crystal core and returning to the registration to Su Muqiu who opened the door one step behind him, it wouldn't have happened.

He stretched leisurely, stepped into Jiashi Tower with a yawn without image, and was immediately hit by a series of wild laughter.

"Hey, who is this? Isn't it Ye Qiu! You hahahahaha I said what's the matter with you! Are you trying to be cute like a cat? Is it appropriate to be cute at this age? Oh, you can be cute too It’s so evil! Is this specially sold to zombies? Can it improve the survival rate? A sentry with no physical strength like you relies on this kind of trick──”

"Yeah, I'll beat you every round of sparring by relying on this trick, how about I teach you, Shaotian?"

Huang Shaotian froze, and after a few seconds of being silenced, he jumped up again and roared a series of words. Ye Xiuquan took the background noise into his left ear and out of his right ear, and raised his battle spear to barely shine it through the smooth surface. It was found that there were two cat whiskers-like marks on his left and right cheeks that were very even and symmetrical.

If it were a girl like Mucheng, it would probably be a bit cute, but on him... it's really like what Huang Shaotian said, I don't know who to sell her cuteness to.

Ye Xiu thought about it carefully for a while, and quickly remembered that Su Muqiu's windbreaker had similar decorative lines, probably because he forcibly took off Su Muqiu's windbreaker as a cover when he was sleeping on the Hummer.

"Ye Qiu!" Su Muqiu's angry roar came from behind, and Ye Xiu turned his head to look, "Your things yourself---"

Su Muqiu froze in place with a distorted expression on his face.

"..."

"..."

"...Mu Qiu?" Ye Xiu raised his eyebrows.

"I, I didn't laugh." Su Muqiu immediately turned his head, shaking like chaff.

"How dare you lie in front of me with such low-quality acting skills?" Ye Xiu touched his pocket and tried to take out a cigarette, but he only found a compressed biscuit, so he had to open it and chat with it in his mouth, vaguely Talking, "Just now Shaotian said that being cute can improve the survival rate, what do you think?"

"Let him beat you before saying that." Su Muqiu turned around and replied in seconds.

"Su Muqiu, your sister! Ye Qiu, your sister!" Huang Shaotian roared angrily.

After registering the harvest and redeeming the credit points, Su Mucheng passed by and said, "Huh?" ’, Huang Shaotian was stuck for a moment, and after seeing Su Mucheng leave with a mischievous smile, he shouted in shock: “I think it won’t be long before Su Mucheng will be blacked out by the two of you, review it Ah! And don’t say it’s like I’m always losing. Isn’t our winning percentage [-]/[-]? They even erased my record, at least [-]─”

However, none of the parties took the time to talk to him, and just continued the conversation on their own.

"However, what Huang Shao said is also correct, your physical strength is indeed tsk tsk."

"Superficial, tsk tsk, men look at skills, right? It's better to be unpretentious but sure to hit every time than being gorgeous and eye-catching."

Then the two clicked their tongues back and forth, picking at each other from head to toe, and neither could do anything to the other.

Su Muqiu's eyes flicked to the cat's whisker mark on Ye Xiu's cheek, and then he smiled maliciously.

"I think you're going to be lazy to fill out that pile of registration forms again tonight? It's not okay to let people do free work. If you need someone to do it for you, why don't you show off your cuteness, Ye Qiu?"

Ye Xiu folded his arms around his chest, raised his brows provocatively, and opened his mouth to utter a word mockingly.

"Meow."

……

At this moment, Huang Shaotian fell silent, and Su Muqiu also fell silent.There is only silence between heaven and earth.

Meow?Isn't it? !

"Why isn't it enough?" Ye Xiu spread his hands, "Then I'll sell another one?"

Su Muqiu's ears were faintly red, he pretended to be indifferent and calm, "Come on, fight!"

"Meow-"

"...A few cat meows can bribe me?!"

"Meow---"

"Did you call this emotionless adverbial cuteness! Use dim sum, Ye Qiu!"

"You can sell it!" Ye Xiu quit. The main reason is that it's already late, how long will it take me to sleep?

"What can I do!"

Not to be outdone, Su Muqiu raised her chest and roared, then took a deep breath and put her hands on top of her head, suddenly burst into a bright smile, and a charming and charming "喵~" came out of her mouth.

The expressions of the other two people present immediately said, 'Fucking three views are broken'.

A certain sentry who made an astonishing move straightened his collar in a leisurely manner, straightened up and proudly raised his chin towards Ye Xiu, "Understood? It's you."

"...I'm sorry for admitting defeat." Ye Xiu shivered, his hair stood on end as if he heard a midnight wake-up call, and he had to admit that he had lost this round.

...It is not shameful to be defeated by integrity!

At this time, Huang Shaotian had already covered his eyes in pain and knelt down, "I said... can the two male sentries stop playing like this? What's the fun in being sentries? Why are you competing for cuteness?! Worry about other people's feelings! It's late at night Why bother the sentinel! Blind my titanium alloy eyes!"

"He's a guest, Blue Rain's Sword Master Da Da. You're in a hurry to find abuse, can we not satisfy your wish? Are you at home?"

Ye Xiu heheed twice, said flatly, and high-fived Su Muqiu who walked beside him, and they both showed different but equally hearty mocking smiles.

04

Huang Shaotian knelt on the ground and silently picked up the shattered three views and souls, and those who looked like slumped and miserable people felt uneasy about their consciences.It's a pity that the two people he met had eaten up their consciences in order to win each other back in the year they met, and there was nothing left.

Ye Xiu stretched out his hand and pulled open Su Muqiu's collar, put the tip of his nose in the opponent's arms and rubbed violently, and even reached into Su Muqiu's collar to fumble around, wondering what kind of hooligans he was playing.And Su Muqiu actually acted like a shy girl with yellow flowers who didn't know if it was true or not, watching Huang Shaotian break a glass heart again, his face was full of misery.Luckily, Ye Xiu didn't really intend to blatantly rob his face, he just raised the corner of his mouth triumphantly, and took out a cigarette from a hidden pocket somewhere on Su Muqiu's body.

"Smokers can't afford to be hurt..." Ye Xiu lit the cigarette slowly, then turned to look at a certain sword master, and saw that the other party was kneeling on the ground, leaning on the ice rain, precariously, which really shocked Ye Xiu, " What's the matter, Shaotian, eating bad stomach? Explain carefully where you randomly picked up things on the ground to eat, so I can tell Wenzhou."

"You can't live by relying on self-torture, our ancestors sincerely don't bully me...!" Huang Shaotian said painfully, "I was just looking for a vending machine in your Happy Tower, why do you want to stimulate me like this in the middle of the night! I said Are you two really internalizing?

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