I have become a god with hot pot

In the bustling small bar, the dim light became the best protective color.

Hebron, the lord of the Blood Moon Realm, was sitting in a smoky corner dressed in unremarkable linen black clothes.At this time, he disguised himself like an ordinary sailor, relaxing in the port bar where the ship was moored.

The hood covered his iconic chocolate-colored curly hair, and Hebron looked at Lan White on the opposite side: "I have asked, you 'Sea Ghost' is the most mysterious identity exchanger, if you are interested, After reaching an agreement with you, you can make people of any status disappear silently from under people's noses. I think... there must be no territorial nobles who have asked you to exchange identities."

The shadow of the bar covered the luster of Lan White's blond hair, the oil lamp in the tavern flickered on and off, and the smell of tobacco around him made one's chest tight.

Lan White just raised the corners of his mouth and smiled inexplicably.

Hebron: "Our previous agreement was that you would give me a ship and a new identity. When I successfully leave the Blood Moon Realm from the sea, you will replace my name and identity as the 'Blood Moon Realm'. The border lord Hebron' arranged a most reasonable ending, and has since disappeared from the eyes of the world."

As the nobleman spoke, he yawned sleepily: "But I heard that you sold the boat to that bad girl Zoe? What's going on, you're about to exchange identities, Don't make any mistakes at this time. Look, I even brought you hair dye, which is exactly the same color as mine. This is a special order, and we will..."

Lan White interrupted: "The transaction is stopped. I will not exchange identities in a short time."

Hebron, who was yawning, froze in the middle of the yawn.

"...Lan White." Hebron's expression was rare, with a somewhat incomprehensible look in his eyes, "I don't care if this is your real name, but since this is in my territory, from your From the moment I tear up the agreement, I can immediately arrest you with the privilege of the lord, I know some of your past experiences, and I will sentence you to hang for the crime of piracy."

When he heard that there was such a good thing, Lan White's eyes lit up immediately. He had pretended to be a good person for too long, which made him miss those life-and-death frontlines licking blood with the tip of a knife. He suppressed his excitement and said provocatively: "...just try it try."

Hebron's serious appearance showed a bit of aura for no reason, and he was completely different from his previous lazy appearance.

He stared at Lan White seriously, and the two looked at each other in silence, and the atmosphere became more and more tense.

Three seconds later, Hebron leaned forward and burst into tears on the table: "Please change your identities with me! I've had enough of this kind of life, I really want to be a farmer! I can't sleep until I sleep Wake up naturally, and then get up to plant the fields. I don’t want to be the lord of Raoshizi, I’m too tired! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

Lan White: "..."

He looked at Hebron who was howling and yawning in front of him with the eyes of a neurotic, and for the first time, he realized what it felt like when others looked at him with such eyes.

This well-known aristocrat in the Seven Territories made a sincere accusation, exuding sadness all over his body, "I! From the day I was born, I have planned my life! Even my hobbies can only be in musical instruments, fencing, etc. Picking among these boring things...it's inhumane, I just like farming! What's wrong with farming? Why isn't farming noble?"

Hebron yawned during the intermission, and continued to cry: "I am not allowed to farm, depriving my soul of the bliss, and forcing me to marry a woman I hate the most. If you marry a pig, you don't even want to marry her!"

"That shabby household in Hebron, even if I marry a pig, I can't marry him!"

In the port area, in the tailor's shop just across the street from the tavern, someone in the fitting room uttered bold words loudly and loudly.

"There has been news from the Central Holy See that Bishop Noah intends to send Bishop Noah to take over the Blood Moon Realm. He, a declining nobleman, is about to come to an end. How about me marrying him to help the poor?"

Rose was so angry that she forgot that she was actually a man, and that she might encounter a surprise bayonet fight in the bridal chamber: "That mud that can't support the wall, looks like a kidney deficiency all day long, has been yawning for so many years, and has no ambition at all." , muddling along every day, I am more capable than him in a skirt... Hey, you actually look pretty like this."

Zooey tied Guo Guo's hands behind her back, and tied a beautiful bow on it.

Guo Guo, who was praised for his good looks, was very helpless. The fitting room was so small, and when he got close, he could clearly see that the facial features of this big man in women's clothing in front of him were as exquisite as a doll.

No wonder no one has seen the clues of Miss Rose, and they don't know if Hebron, the hero in "Lord of the Blood Moon", resolutely regretted his marriage because of this reason.

Zoe's voice was relatively neutral, and with a little makeup on in a skirt, girls were not as charming as him.

"Well...it's very beautiful to tie a knot like this."

At this time, he couldn't stop Rose's pursuit of beauty, so he tore off a long red cloth from his skirt with a splash, not afraid to reveal a piece of snow-white thigh, and began to decorate Guo Guo with more red ribbon bows.

Zooey approached Guo Guo, and blew on his face, with the fragrance of roses, "Your skin is fair and tender, and you are pure and lovely, tied with such a red ribbon, very...very attractive to you The little skirt in the kit, and the desire to unpack you layer by layer."

Guo Guo lowered his head and looked at the exposed skirt of the rose in front of him. After being torn, the area continued to increase. The skin on his legs was like a layer of fine ceramic powder, so white and dazzling that it could reflect light in the dark.

He politely declined: "There are only zero and countless times for women's clothing. I choose to continue to keep this record at zero... And what happened to your skirt? Who was it torn like this?"

"Of course I tore it myself. The drawstring on the back of this little skirt is tied in a tight knot. I can't untie it and I can't take it off, so I tore it from the skirt up."

Zooey tore the skirt in front of Guo Guo without any notice, tore a big hole in the one-piece dress like peeling off a shell, and then peeled off the other half of the dress, revealing a well-proportioned and beautiful body.

Being so close, Guo Guo once again admired the bulge of honey juice and fell silent.

This big guy in women's clothing looks so delicate, but he's actually quite big.

The owner of the tailor's shop didn't know what he was doing, and he didn't notice the commotion in the fitting room at all.

There seemed to be noisy voices outside the store. Obviously, when Guo Guo came, there was no one on the street.

But the rose in front of him showed vigilance on his face. He stopped chatting with Guo Guo and picked and picked from the clothes he brought in to try on in front of him. Nice gray linen suit.

Guo Guo said heartbroken: "You dress well, why do you want to grab my clothes?"

Zooey was in a hurry: "My uneasy and kind bastard brother is going to drug me and send me directly to that trash's bed in Hebron, I'll fuck him! If I don't run away at this time, should I wait for him to sleep or I will sleep?" Him? I'd rather sleep with you than touch that trash!"

Guo Guo: "..."

There was chaos in the fitting room, and Guo Guo once again suspected that he was wearing the wrong book.

The male protagonist "Hebron" in "Lord of the Blood Moon", such a pervert who is about to rule the world, was completely reduced to a shabby household in Zoe's mouth. Damn, what kind of magical world is this?

In a tavern a street away, Lan White's patience was completely exhausted.

He stood up with his coat and walked out: "You figure out your own way, and don't come to me again in the future. Go out from here, and I won't know you anymore."

Hebron felt sleepy after being mourned for a while, so he yawned several times in a row, but actually shed a few tears: "So cold, you liar with no integrity, you agreed to give me the 'blood hook' pirate ship captain Get rid of my identity, and let me gallop on the sea from now on, but you broke the contract when you said it was broken, and you gave me hope and took it away, so I'll kill you."

"Anything." Lan White remained expressionless, and walked out on his own.

After leaving the tavern, the wind blowing from the sea was very refreshing, allowing Lan White to exhale the stale air he had just inhaled inside.

He sniffed his clothes, which smelled of bad tobacco from the tavern.

Guo Guo has such a keen sense of smell, he might not like it.

After disembarking from the boat, they have had a few days of rest, and now it is almost time. Maybe he can go to Guo Guo's bedroom tonight, "try" with him, and make some mysterious attempts.

Just when he was about to stay outside for a while to let the cold sea breeze blow away the smoke from his body, he happened to notice the commotion in the street next to him.

A group of men wearing the rose family crest seemed to gather together in an organized manner, and they seemed to be checking the shops on that street one by one, not knowing what they were doing.

So Lan White walked over and began to watch the excitement.

The owner of the tailor shop noticed the people outside, and when he went out to ask the person at the door about the situation, Zoe was in the fitting room putting Guo Guo's clothes on.

"They're looking for me, so I have to pretend to be a man. Even my brother doesn't know that I'm not a woman, let alone them."

Zooey put on her clothes and looked out quietly: "I tried my best, but I still couldn't get rid of them. Since they are here, they will definitely investigate all the people on this street in detail."

Taking advantage of no one's attention, Zooey grabbed a long linen skirt hanging on the hanger next to her, took the skirt to compare Guo Guo's stature, and nodded.

Guo Guo had a bad premonition: "What are you going to do?"

Rose's response was clear at a glance, and he went straight to take off Guo Guo's clothes, "I need to dress up as a man, but because of my hair color and height, there is still a high possibility that I will be checked by them when I go out...but if you dress up as a man If you pretend to be a woman and a wife who comes to buy clothes with me, the possibility that they will continue to check on your husband after suspecting you will be greatly reduced."

When the button of his collar was unbuttoned, Guo Guo, who had been conniving at the beauties, finally couldn't calm down anymore. He easily broke the bow on his wrist, and grabbed Zoe's hand to undo his second button. .

Guo Guo sighed, and gently but resolutely stopped Rose, "Your strategy is very clever...but no, I don't wear a skirt, we can't do this."