Bloodshed by a Dog

Shi Qingyi suffered from insomnia.

He kept counting sheep, but he still couldn't fall asleep after counting more than 2000 sheep.In fact, he was very tired. This strange day consumed all his energy and energy, but his nerves were very excited. I am afraid that few people in the world can encounter such a miraculous encounter. This made his thoughts fly, Think about how to develop if this matter is written as a novel, etc.The more I think about it, the more I can't sleep, and I can't even close my eyelids.

"Hey." Shi Qingyi sighed, he turned his head to look at Tong Mu, he had to admit that this face is really nice, if this person is really his boyfriend, it would be pretty good, it's a pity.

"Why are you sighing?" Because of the heavy sleepiness, Tong Mu's voice was a little waxy, like a ball of cotton candy, which tickled people's hearts.

"Can't sleep."

"Oh, I fell asleep."

"You have a big heart too. According to the normal development, shouldn't the other half of the lover lose his memory in a hurry to get angry and sleepless at night?"

"I sleep well."

"..."

"Do you want to do it?" Tong Mu propped up his upper body and looked down at Shi Qingyi, "Whenever you lose sleep, you will do it with me, and you can fall asleep after it is done."

Shi Qing said angrily and amusedly: "Sleep with you, I'm so sleepy that I still want to do something."

"Oh."

Tong Mu fell asleep resolutely, and fell asleep snoringly as soon as his head touched the pillow.

Shi Qingyi: "..." This sleep efficiency is too high!

Before dawn, Shi Qingyi finally fell asleep in a daze.

As soon as he fell asleep, he had a dream. In the dream, he came to a dark place, and there was a dazzling light in the dark.

This light is damn familiar!

"Meet you again." The dog god is still shrouded in the light ball and cannot see the outline, "My statistics panel shows that you have harvested a drop of dog blood."

"One drop?" Shi Qingyi said, "Isn't it a pot?" Who knows that the unit of measurement for dog blood is "drop"!

The dog god said: "Don't think that dog blood is easy to collect, stupid human beings."

"...Then how much dog blood do I need to collect to get out of this script?" Shi Qingyi frowned slightly, "How is this standard measured? Besides, I have a lot of questions to ask you. Is there a time limit for collecting dog blood? If What will happen if I can’t collect them all? The Shi Qingyi in this script is shaped according to my mold, so it’s actually me?”

"You have too many questions." Dog God interrupted Shi Qingyi, "You download an app called Dog Blood Meter on your phone, and the app will display it when you have collected enough dog blood."

"APP?" Shi Qingyi was confused, "Gods also use APPs these days? You say you are a dog god, so what kind of dog breed are you a god? A husky, Alaskan Samoyed or a Pomeranian? Are you a Roaring Dog? Can you? Can I see what you look like? Are you talking to me in human form or in dog form, and you..."

"Shut up!" Gou Shen was annoyed by Shi Qing's barrage of questions, he yelled loudly, and Shi Qingyi was thrown out of the dream again.

When I opened my eyes, it was dawn.

Shi Qingyi smelled the aroma of milk wafting from the kitchen, and took a deep breath.

This is all true, Shi Qingyi once again confirmed that his speculation was not wrong, the dog god threw him into a script, and he had to collect enough dog blood in the script before he could return to his own world.But what about the time limit?What about the consequences?All of these are unknown.

Shi Qingyi was a little annoyed, he sat up from the bed, the quilt slipped off his shoulders, revealing his lean body.He is a typical type of dress that looks thin and undressed, with beautiful muscle texture, and his chest and abdominal muscles are even more mouth-watering. For example, at this moment, he heard the sound of Tong Mu swallowing saliva secretly.He finds it a little funny, they have known each other for many years and are old couples, but Tong Mu treats his body like a young man who just fell in love.Perhaps this is one of the secrets of keeping love fresh?

"Where's my phone?" Shi Qing asked Tong Mu across the air.

"In the study."

Shi Qing got out of bed and went to the study, he was used to sleeping naked, the bedroom was just a few steps away from the study and he was too lazy to wear pajamas, so when he stood tall and tall by the desk and played with his mobile phone, he was naked.

"You are not allowed to take nude photos and upload them!" Tong Mu stood at the door and poked his head out.

"If you don't tell me, I've already forgotten about it." Shi Qing said with a smile, "Why don't I take a picture now."

Shi Qingyi made a gesture to take a selfie, Tong Mu jumped in like a rabbit and held Shi Qingyi's hand, with an aggrieved expression on his face, "You can't do this, even if you lose your memory, you're mine, it's a shame if you just let me see it and not let me eat it." It’s too much, do you still want me to share your body with others?”

"I lied to you." Shi Qingyi gently broke away from Tong Mu, "I have business to do, you can continue to make breakfast."

"But you..." Tong Mu looked down, staring at a place where Shi Qingyi stood at attention and raised the flag, "Don't you need me to help you?"

Shi Qing was quite moved by Tong Mu's proposal, but he held back, "This is a process that men must go through in the morning. It will be fine to urinate after a while, but if you don't go to the kitchen, the milk will overflow the pot."

After Shi Qingyi said this, Tong Mu remembered the milk boiled in the kitchen. He reluctantly touched Shi Qingyi's little brother and ran away quickly.

Shi Qingyi: "..."

Shi Qing silently recited the Song of Everlasting Sorrow twice before calming down the restlessness in his body, then he returned to the bedroom with his mobile phone and put on his pajamas.

The God of Dogs in the dream asked him to download an APP called "Dog Blood Meter".Should this be said to be advancing with the times or a neuropathy?

In any case, as soon as Shi Qing entered the mall, he searched for this APP. The icon of the APP was a ball of light, which was clearly the image of a dog god. Shi Qingyi was completely convinced.

Install the APP on the phone, click on it and ask Shi Qingyi to enter his fingerprint, and then the interface that pops up is a transparent basin, and now there is a lonely drop of dog blood lying in the basin.

Shi Qingyi clicked randomly on the phone, and there was no instruction for use, which made him very discouraged. Originally, he was expecting this APP to help him solve some doubts.

"What are you doing?" Tong Mu asked.

"Swipe Weibo." Shi Qing switched the interface to his own Weibo homepage in an instant, and the screen shook towards Tong Mu, "If I didn't update yesterday, it means that the bet between me and Dadi Feige is automatically abstained. Calling me to post nude photos soon."

Tong Mu took a closer look and saw that Shi Qingyi's latest Weibo messages were all "Yiqing begs for nude photos", and Dadi Feige even joined forces with several great writers who have a good relationship with Shi Qingyi, Aiteta, Let him not renege on his word and get fat.

"This is to drive ducks to the shelves." Tong Mu was dissatisfied, "Did Feige want your nude photos so much, does it mean that he has some ulterior motive for you?"

Shi Qing spread his hands: "How do I know, I have lost my memory."

"Amnesia is really a good brick, move it wherever it is useful." Tong Mu muttered, and said to Shi Qingyi, "Don't post it."

Shi Qing smiled, "Then how do you step down?"

Tong Mu said, "Just say I disagree."

Shi Qingyi said, "Okay."

After breakfast, Shi Qingyi posted on Weibo, saying that Tong Mu disagreed with his nude photos being exposed, which immediately aroused countless ridicules.But this evasion didn't work, after all, Tong Mu was there when the two bet, and he didn't object at the time, but regretting it now, no one is happy.

Earth Flying Song: @Shi Qingyi You are wrong, a man can't backtrack on what he says.

Yiqing: Then you can ask @世小木.

Shi Xiaomu: @大地飞歌 Do you have unreasonable thoughts about @一清?

Tong Mu's words were like a blockbuster bomb, making the authors and fans burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.Among the great gods, Shi Qingyi and Dadi Feige debuted at the same time, and their grades have always been comparable. The relationship between the two is also the best, and they often interact on Weibo.Because both of them are good-looking, before Shi Qingyi's relationship broke out, a large number of fans of the two were CP fans, and they had been pinched several times because of who they were attacking. flying all over the sky.It wasn't until Shi Qingyi announced that he had a gay man that CP fans gradually subsided, but they never disappeared.

Tong Mu's response first stirred up CP fans, and many fans jumped out to the sky and screamed and cried, saying that indeed Yiqing Dada and Fei Geda are true love, and some people said that Yiqing Dada regretted that the person he loved was Fei Geda after all .Except for CP fans, everyone else just watched the fun and didn't think it was a big deal, and pointed their fingers at Dadi Feige, asking him to confess whether he had ulterior motives for Yiqing.

Earth Flying Song: @世小末 You are too ruthless! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Shi Xiaomu: @大地飞歌科科.

Shi Xiaomu: [Picture] Use this instead of nude photos.

The picture Tong Mu sent was a picture of him and Shi Qingyi kissing. Just now when Shi Qingyi lowered his head and swiped Weibo to laugh, he took the opportunity to kiss Shi Qingyi and captured the scene.The photo is a bit blurry, but the halo of their silhouettes adds a touch of warmth to the photo.

The photo posted by Tong Mu immediately blocked the mouths of the troublemakers and CP fans. His Weibo received thousands of likes and reposted over a hundred every minute, and the data was still rising in a straight line.

Shi Qingyi said: "Maybe we can hit the hot spots."

Tong Mu said: "I don't care if it's popular or not, hey, let's have breakfast, the milk is cold."

Shi Qingyi said, "Yes."

When Tong Mu turned around, Shi Qingyi stared at Dadi Feige's ID thoughtfully, and he seemed to smell a bit of dog blood.