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, where did you go before? "Shen Qinghan pulled out the chair, motioned for the person to sit down and said slowly.

This time, Zhong Li sat down unceremoniously.Wiping the sad tears from the corners of his eyes, he began to report the cause, process and result of his disappearance in the past few days.

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The night before his disappearance, Zhong Li stayed on Shen Qinghan's roof, so bored that he could only look up at the stars at night (...).

The evening wind in summer blows slowly, bringing a warm and cool breath of the earth.At this time, suddenly a figure fled from a certain corner.Judging by the figure, it is about the height of a human being, not a cat or a dog.Therefore, Zhong Li chased after him suspiciously.

However, what Zhong Li didn't know was that the figure was not a suspicious person, but Si Dou who was squatting nearby and also kept vigil.

There is no way, the summer is too hot and stuffy, and the night is even hotter, Si Dou can't help but eat a lot of watermelon.No, watermelon is a diuretic, and Sidou is in a panic, but he is too embarrassed to urinate everywhere, so he can only go to the toilet far away to solve it.

Unexpectedly, on the way, he was followed by Zhong Li.

Si Dou was the most timid of the Fourteen Dark Guards. When he realized that someone was following him, he got nervous and ran in the wrong direction. He ran in the opposite direction of the hut and strayed into the small bamboo forest in the backyard.

Zhong Li followed quickly and grabbed the man's shoulder, "Who are you, why did you appear in Qianqian Mansion, eh?"

Si Dou was taken aback, accidentally peed...

Zhong Li: "..."

"I, I... woo woo woo..." Si Dou realized that he had peed, and was so ashamed that he simply sat on the ground with his hands on his crotch and cried loudly.

Zhong Li: "..."

When Si Dou finished crying, Zhong Li leaned on the bamboo and almost dozed off.Seeing that the person got up from the ground sobbing and was about to slap his ass and leave, he quickly grabbed him and pinned him on the ground, "You're done crying? Tell me where you came from after crying, or I'll attack you."

When Si Dou turned his head, his eyes were full of tears again, "You, why did you arrest me, I didn't offend you, woo woo..."

Dear mother, these tears must be worthless to cry like noodles.Seeing such a pitiful person, Zhong Li did not let go of his vigilance, "You appeared in Qianqian Mansion in the middle of the night, acting suspiciously."

"Then what about you, why are you following me if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?" Si Dou pouted, tears the size of pearls fell down, as sad as he looked, "You don't seem to be from Qianqianfu either." Slave...I just came out to pee, why are you so fierce! Look, I was scared to pee by you!"

oh.For such a big person, it's not honorable for you to pee when I'm scared, isn't it?Are you going to speak so generously?Zhong Li was almost speechless, "Okay, okay, which family are you from?"

Si Dou said angrily, "I'm 28 this year! I'm not a child!"

Hearing this, Zhong Li couldn't hold back a mouthful of old blood, "Who the hell are you lying to!" He pulled Si Dou's cheeks and said, "Look at you, your hair hasn't even grown yet, huh?"

"Ah, your sister?" Four fights and one punch rewarded Zhong Li's eyes, "I hate people saying that my hair is not fully grown! There are more than 3 hairs on my bottom!"

Zhong Li covered his eyes, and almost choked to death from his own saliva, "There are more than 3 hairs down there, are you a monkey? My mother hurts me to death..."

"I hate people calling me a monkey the most in my life, so, you go to hell!" Si Dou went into a rage, picked up Zhong Li and raised it above his head, spun around ten times and then threw it with all his strength, throwing it like an anchor bamboo forest.

Zhong Li didn't even know that Si Dou was indeed 28, ranking second among the Fourteen Dark Guards by age.Moreover, although Si Dou is at this age, he has a natural baby face and great strength. Most of the people he has met are as ignorant as Zhong Li.

"Hmph, silly hat." Si Dou clapped his hands, looked down at his crotch, turned around and left embarrassingly.

When Zhong Li woke up, he found himself in a ruined temple, without any clothes on his body, lying naked in front of Songzi Guanyin.

Zhong Li stared at Bodhisattva with his dinosaur eyes open for a long time.

Who, who is going to tell him what happened?

Was it robbed by someone, robbed of sex, or robbed of money?

The statue face of Guanyin Bodhisattva looks awkward and awkward.

At this moment, a handsome-looking man came out of the ruined temple. He was dressed in white, with a basket hanging on his back, and a set of very bright clothes in his hand.

No, very bright skirts and tops.

only……

"Miss, you're awake." Ouyang Susu stepped forward and slapped Zhong Li on the face, and smiled and stuffed the clothes on him, "Miss, put on the clothes quickly, this is the clothes I came from Danyang City Clothes bought with herbs are very expensive.”

Zhong Li covered his wet and sticky face and looked at Ouyang, his eyes were straightened, and he didn't react at all.

"Lady, why are you looking at me like this?" Ouyang waved his hand in front of Zhong Li's eyes, wondering, "Don't you like the clothes you bought for me?"

Who can tell him who is this man who calls his wife and asks him to wear women's clothes?Why is he stupidly confused about the situation?Zhong Li closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, Ouyang's face was still in front of him, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, who are you?"

"Oh, you're so annoying." Ouyang stared, "What do you mean, my lady? Don't you recognize me as your husband?"

"Should I know you?" Zhong Li thought, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw himself lying naked in front of the Bodhisattva, who could he recognize?

Ouyang was displeased, so he stretched out his hand and slapped Zhong Li across the face, "You peeked at Yuemingxi to take a bath for your husband, did you forget?"

it hurts...

This man is so rude.

Zhong Li was stunned by the beating, "I peeked at you taking a shower?"

"Yes. Miss, do you remember?"

"Remember your sister." I don't know you at all.Besides, I was just dumped by the brat a moment ago.

Ouyang poked at the corner of his eyes, "Lady, my husband has only been alone since he was a child, and he has no younger sister."

Zhong Li: "..."

"Oh, it's getting late, lady, put on your clothes quickly, let's go home." As he said, Ouyang helped Zhong Li put on his clothes.

Zhong Li grabbed Ouyang's hand, with black lines all over his head, "Stop it." Then he pointed to his face and the soft masculine sign underneath, and said seriously, "Darling, look clearly, I'm a man, Not your wife."

"Miss, it hurts so much from you grabbing my hand." Ouyang pulled his hand back and frowned, "Tsk, I know you are a man, ma'am."

"I said I'm not your wife, are you insane?"

"You are my wife!" Ouyang was angry.

Therefore, the consequence of being angry was that Zhong Li was knocked unconscious by Ouyang's palm, and he immediately hugged him away after putting on his clothes.

Zhong Li: "..."

The next day, Zhong Li woke up again and consciously lay on the bed with his own clothes on. According to the simple furnishings in the room, it should be a bamboo house that is warm in winter and cool in summer.

Moreover, the air is filled with a faint smell of herbs, which is quite pleasant.

When Ouyang entered the door, he was holding a bowl of dark things in his hand.Walking to his bedside, he smiled and handed the dark bowl to him, "Lady, I made black sesame porridge for my husband, come, eat something to warm your stomach."

Zhong Li didn't take the bowl.

When he saw Ouyang's right hand with only three fingers, he was startled--bamboo house, smell of medicine, three fingers, could this person be Ouyang Susu, a three-fingered genius doctor?

Oh my God.

Why has no one in the world ever heard that Ouyang Susu is a lunatic!

"Ma'am, aren't you hungry?" Ouyang saw people staring at him, as if he was about to go on a hunger strike.

"Are you... three-fingered genius doctor, Ouyang Susu?" Zhong Li asked.

Hearing this, Ouyang Susu laughed even more happily, "It's for my husband."

"Yes...you saved me?" At that time, the little kid was dizzy and thrown out, and I don't know where he was thrown.However, it should have been picked up by Ouyang Susu.

Ouyang: "Yes."

"Thank you, the divine doctor, for your help."

"My lady is too polite, this is what a husband should do." Ouyang sat on the edge of the bed, "Come on, you've been hungry all day and night, let's have some porridge first."

"and many more."

"What's wrong?"

Zhong Li really didn't like Ouyang calling him a lady. As a man, it was a great shame, "You...why did you call me a lady? As I said before, I am a man."

"Because you peeked at me taking a shower. And, as I said, I know you're a man."

"Then you still call me my lady..."

"I'll emphasize it one last time," Ouyang's smile was about to collapse, "because you peeked at me taking a shower."

Zhong Li: "You made a mistake. I didn't."

Ouyang: "You have."

Zhong Li: "I, no, yes."

Ouyang took a deep breath, "You fell from where I was bathing."

Zhong Li: "...I was thrown at the place where you took a bath, not peeping, my lord genius doctor."

"I don't care." Ouyang lowered his face, "Anyway, you have seen my body, it is my Ouyang Susu's man. You can't deny it."

"I said genius doctor, are you sure you read it right, did I faint at that time?"

"I'm not mistaken. You just watched me take a shower with your eyes open."

"..." Damn it, I just rolled my eyes!

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"Well, then what?" Shen Qinghan was really bloody when he heard the story described by Zhong Li.

Bai Shui: "..." Unexpectedly, after not seeing each other for a few years, the three-fingered genius doctor turned out to be like this.

then……

"Then, the subordinate ran away." Zhong Li said sadly, "The subordinate is a man after all, even if Ouyang Susu is a three-fingered genius doctor, the subordinate cannot accept a man being called as a woman..."

Shen Qinghan: "..."

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