I open your mouth and you may die

As soon as Wu Yan finished talking to Uncle Zhang, he immediately closed his eyes.

Because of the previous experience, Wu Yan's reaction was much faster this time, and he didn't wait until it caused a catastrophe.

As soon as Wu Yan opened his eyes, the phone rang again.

Jia Xun took the lead, and opened his mouth to say: "My colleague just reported that there are many dead rats on the road in Jinnan?!"

Wu Yan moved his mouth, but before he made a sound, Jia Xun said again: "The release of rat poison needs to be done regularly and quantitatively, and the public must be notified in advance. If you do it so suddenly, what if a child or pet accidentally eats it?" ?!"

Wu Yan was very frank: "The problem is that I didn't inject rat poison."

Jia Xun choked on Wu Yan's words, and it took him a long time to mutter: "It's not you? Then what's going on? I've confirmed it here, and the relevant departments haven't taken action yet."

Wu Yan was silent for a moment, and then said to Jia Xun, "Then I didn't say it wasn't me."

"..." Jia Xun on the other end of the phone paused for a breath: "It's you who have been doing it for a long time?!"

Wu Yan: "I just said I didn't put rat poison, and I didn't say it wasn't me."

After hearing Wu Yan's words, Jia Xun realized belatedly, as if it was right: "What method did you use?"

Wu Yan: "Ultrasound."

When Yu Qinglan heard Wu Yan say this, he immediately narrowed his eyes in wonder.

Wu Yan probably expected Yu Qinglan's reaction long ago, turned his head to the side, and smiled silently at him.

"There is such an operation?!" Jia Xun frowned when he heard this, and for some reason, he always felt that Wu Yan seemed to be lying to him.

Wu Yan continued to fool Jia Xun as a matter of course: "That's for sure. Ultrasonic waves can crush stones. Why can't mice die suddenly on the spot?"

Jia Xun actually felt that he had been persuaded by Wu Yan, and asked again: "Then how does the ultrasonic wave achieve precise strikes?"

Wu Yan began to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "A specific frequency adjusted for mice, and then use a specific medium to spread."

Wu Yan's words were methodical and logical, and he convinced Jia Xun in an instant.

Just as Jia Xun was about to hang up the phone, the colleague beside him suddenly exclaimed, which startled him.

Jia Xun: "Why are you so surprised?"

Wu Yan: "What's the matter?"

The voices of the two rang out at the same time, and Jia Xun froze for a moment on the other end of the phone, whether he didn't hang up the phone or not.

When Jia Xun finished speaking and was about to relay the news to Wu Yan, Wu Yan had almost heard it.

Wu Yan: "It means that there are a wave of deaths on the road now, but there are still a steady stream of rats running out. And now there are continuous incidents of rats hurting people, and a large number of dead rats have hindered road traffic, and rat fleas are overflowing. .”

Jia Xun: "...Yes."

Jia Xun: I let you finish talking, what else can I say.

Wu Yan immediately asked, "Is there any plan on your side that needs my cooperation?"

Jia Xun is also quite busy now, and wants to hang up the phone: "Not yet, but you can continue to use ultrasound to help eradicate rats."

Wu Yan: "...OK."

The conversation between Wu Yan and Jia Xun can be completely completed from Wu Yan's unilateral words.So, without Wu Yan repeating anything else, everyone in the pharmacy heard it.

In fact, Ami is not very used to being hugged by people. Most of the time, when Wu Yan or Uncle Zhang are sitting, she nests on people's laps.

Uncle Zhang has already sat down in the shop, and Ami, who has less anxiety, is lying on Uncle Zhang's lap, holding her tail, and coiling herself up.

Uncle Zhang took the time to raise his head: "There are still mice?"

"There are more rats in Jinnan than the population of Jinnan." Wu Yan nodded: "And, now it should not only be in Jinnan."

Uncle Zhang felt that Ami was "gurgling" again, and his whole body began to tremble. He quickly held Ami's back and smoothed his hair: "It seems that Ami was scared by those mice."

"Meow~meow~"

Ami raised her head and called Uncle Zhang several times.

Shaking is shaking, but Ami is obviously very dissatisfied that Uncle Zhang said it like that.

How can it be said that it was frightened by mice? !

Uncle Zhang laughed "haha" twice, he didn't seem to be very worried, but said to Wu Yan, "Would you like to kill another wave?"

Wu Yan nodded and closed his eyes again.

Yu Qinglan looked at Wu Yan with some curiosity: On the one hand, he felt that Wu Yan was handsome no matter whether he opened his eyes or closed them; on the other hand, he was surprised, wondering why Wu Yan closed his eyes.

Obviously long ago, Wu Yan used his speech spirit in the way of "opening his eyes and talking".

When Wu Yan opened his eyes, what he saw was Yu Qinglan staring at him intently.

That posture, as if to see the flowers from his own face.

Wu Yan: "Look at what?"

Yu Qinglan: "Why do you close your eyes?"

Wu Yan tilted his head, pretending to be contemplative: "Maybe it's because I have a strong sense of ritual?"

Yu Qinglan: ==b

Wu Yan laughed: "It feels easier to concentrate when you close your eyes."

Yu Qinglan still believed what he said, but in view of the episode where Wu Yan fooled Jia Xun just now, Yu Qinglan still held a skeptical attitude towards Wu Yan's words.

Wu Yan thought for a while, and those present were no outsiders, and added: "It's so strange to keep your eyes open. You are all staring at me, and I will stare at you again."

Yu Qinglan: ...So this is the real reason, right?

Wu Yan didn't receive a call from Jia Xun this time. I don't know if it was because Jia Xun was too busy or because Wu Yan didn't think Wu Yan could help.

In addition to Weibo, there is almost no news about "massive escape of Jinnan mice" or "mass death" on major social platforms. It is hard to find such a few words, and one click will be 404.

Wei Feng has been swiping his phone silently at the side, but this time nothing comes out, and he is a little anxious.

At first, the whole room was silent, but suddenly Uncle Zhang stood up and almost knocked Ami to the ground.

Uncle Zhang's movement was so loud that it was difficult for people to ignore it.

Yu Qinglan was startled: "Uncle?"

Uncle Zhang lowered his head to look at the tea tray, and the positions of several tea cups began to move again: "It's the plague."

Wu Yan narrowed his eyes: "Could it be too fast?"

From the monitoring by the relevant departments to the release of relevant news by netizens on the Internet to the present... It took only an hour to die.

When did the plague happen so quickly?

Don't you need an incubation period?

Wu Yan blamed this incident on that evil cultivator from the very beginning, but now, seeing the reaction of the drum plug only made Wu Yan more sure of his previous guess.

Uncle Zhang lowered his head and said nothing, and the expression on his face didn't look as relaxed as when he was teasing A Mi just now.

"Uncle, can you know where he is hiding?" Yu Qinglan also followed Uncle Zhang's line of sight to see the changes in a few teacups, and immediately became anxious.

Always wait for the other party to make a bunch of troubles, and then they will clean up...

This cycle has been going on and on, can't they take the initiative to attack?

Uncle Zhang shook his head: "My divine power is limited, it's hard to find the other party's whereabouts."

In fact, not to mention the present, even in ancient times, Uncle Zhang couldn't do anything to this evil cultivator.

Originally, the land god was not good at fighting. Even if he took on the title of "god", he was subject to many restrictions, and he might not be able to do it.

Let alone now, less than ever.It is difficult for young people to develop into believers, while older believers are getting old...

Although Uncle Zhang is the God of Land in southern Shanxi, and now temporarily assumes the position of City God, but after all, it was not granted by the way of heaven, it is not very formal, and its limitations are still obvious.

"What about you?" Yu Qinglan turned to look at Wu Yan.

"That's it..." Wu Yan hesitated for a moment: "You guys help me think about it. Is there any way to know or track the other party's whereabouts. I will give it a try."

Wu Yan couldn't figure it out by himself, so he couldn't say there was no way.

Wei Feng: "Put a GPS on him?"

Wu Yan said helplessly: "I don't know what he looks like, I don't know where he is, and I can't have physical contact with him. It's hard to install GPS for him."

"The main reason is that the opponent's anti-reconnaissance ability is probably stronger than you and me." Uncle Zhang also said at the right time: "It is difficult to find his whereabouts."

Evil cultivators were not ashamed by orthodox people in ancient times, and they belonged to the hexagram that everyone got it and punished it.He was able to live on meddling and survive until now, so he must have his own way of hiding his body to save his life.

Yu Qinglan thought about it for a while: "Then how about I use hexagrams to calculate the real identity of the other party?"

Just as Uncle Zhang was about to pour cold water on him, Wu Yan had already spoken: "Then try it."

Yu Qinglan nodded immediately, and directed Wei Feng to find out the incense candles he bought earlier.

Wu Yan still remembered that when Ning Fengting was there, Yu Qinglan insisted on asking him for an incense table and a censer, but this time he just picked up a table as an incense table, and ordered a cup filled with four-fifths of a meter to serve as an incense burner , this is ready to do it!

So, last time, Yu Qinglan really couldn't draw the talisman, so he pretended to have no props and took Wei Feng to escape?

Yu Qinglan reached out and took out her mobile phone, put it on the table, and when she looked up, she realized that Wu Yan was looking at her in the wrong way: "What kind of eyes do you have?"

Wu Yan smiled and shook his head: "It's nothing."

"It's nothing but help?" Yu Qinglan pouted at the table, motioning for Wu Yan to help.

Wu Yan froze for a moment, and looked at the table under Yu Qinglan's gesture.

There was nothing on the table except the cup filled with rice and the mobile phone that Yu Qinglan had just put on it...

"What do you want me to do?"

Wu Yan was not very good at learning these things at first, but now he thinks he can't help much, and he doesn't know if Yu Qinglan's operation is useful or not.

"Would it be possible to add a buff?" Yu Qinglan reached out and extinguished the fire on the three incense sticks, and looked at Wu Yan: "Just listen to the kind in Shangdatian."

As soon as the words fell, Yu Qinglan squeezed the incense with both hands and closed her eyes, her whole attitude was cautious.

Wu Yan was puzzled by what he heard, and turned his head to look at Uncle Zhang with a blank expression.

According to Uncle Zhang, the Heavenly Court has already been destroyed, and Yu Qinglan is going to... Shangda, what the hell is it?

Uncle Zhang seemed to have expected it a long time ago, and raised his eyebrows at Wu Yan without any surprise.

Yu Qinglan muttered a few words in his heart, and then inserted three sticks of incense into the rice.

He couldn't be distracted to look at Wu Yan at this time, so he just quietly picked up the phone that he had put on the table just now, unlocked it, and opened an app called "Zhouyi 64 Hexagrams".

The author has something to say: Wu Yan who watched the whole process: Black Question Mark.jpg