I open your mouth and you may die

Wu Yan looked at Yu Qinglan who was already lying on his bed, and still felt that something was wrong with what happened today.

Mainly because Yu Qinglan's reaction today was a bit too strange.

Except for the absence of Yu Qinglan's talisman, and the first day when they confirmed their relationship, Yu Qinglan basically seldom had moments like just now... indescribable.

Wu Yan looked at Yu Qinglan's peaceful sleeping face under the moonlight, and his heart suddenly became a little confused.

It dances in a mess, without rules, and it doesn't make sense at all.

"What are you looking at?" Yu Qinglan didn't open his eyes, but felt Wu Yan's gaze fell on his face, and couldn't help closing his eyes and laughing.

Wu Yan replied quickly: "You look good, take a second look."

Yu Qinglan was still lying still, but when he heard Wu Yan's words, he immediately turned over and fell on Wu Yan's body in an instant.

Wu Yan's bed is not big, it's just right for one person to sleep, but it's a bit cramped for two old men.But Yu Qinglan didn't leave and insisted on sleeping here, Wu Yan couldn't throw him out.

Therefore, when Yu Qinglan turned over, Wu Yan had nowhere to hide.

"Don't move around, be careful not to fall."

"I'm afraid I'll fall, so hold me tight." Yu Qinglan opened her eyes, looked at Wu Yan and smiled: "If you don't sleep at night, just stare at me... Are you in a hurry?"

Wu Yan denied it on the spot: "Nothing."

"The beauty is in her arms, but she doesn't care about it?" Yu Qinglan expressed deep doubts about this.He lay on Wu Yan's chest, listened to Wu Yan's orderly heartbeat, and muffled, "Liu Xiahui?"

Wu Yan asked without answering, "What's the matter with you today? Why does it seem like you've become a weird person after you went back to the pharmacy, like a different person?"

Yu Qinglan stood up halfway on her elbows, looked down at Wu Yan, and said with a half-smile, "Is there any?"

Wu Yan asked back, "No?"

Yu Qinglan smiled again, her smile was extraordinarily beautiful and alluring: "What's so weird?"

Wu Yan looked at Yu Qinglan's smile and felt the heat from Yu Qinglan's body, which made him a little uncomfortable.

It took a long time before Wu Yan managed to say: "Everything is weird."

Yu Qinglan exhaled like blue: "Tell me."

"Forget it." Wu Yan blinked, and directly clasped Yu Qinglan's waist and put him back on the side of the bed: "Go to bed early, and I have to go to the set early tomorrow morning."

Yu Qinglan simply turned sideways, propped his head on one hand and looked at Wu Yan: "Are you going to sleep now?"

"Your mind?" As soon as Wu Yan said it, he probably thought it was quite funny, so he couldn't hold it back and started laughing himself.

Yu Qinglan obviously did not disappoint him, with a jade arm in front of Wu Yan: "That's right!"

"What's right!" Wu Yan stretched out his hand and pinched Yu Qinglan's waist, "Go to sleep!"

Yu Qinglan blinked her eyes once and for all, her eyes were very seductive: "Of course you can't fall asleep if you are distracted!"

Wu Yan didn't say anything.

The main reason is that such Yu Qinglan made him a little overwhelmed.

If Yu Qinglan hadn't pulled out the talisman just now for Wu Yan to read, Wu Yan would have thought that Yu Qinglan's talisman had been forgotten in some corner again.

It seems that after dawn, you still have to ask Uncle Zhang.

Wu Yan: "I'm going to contact Jia Xun tomorrow, so I won't go to the set with you."

"Yo!" Yu Qinglan lay on Wu Yan's body again, looking up at him: "Did you deliberately change the subject?"

Wu Yan patted Yu Qinglan on the back as a comforting gesture: "Be good?"

He had no choice but to wait for Yu Qinglan to calm down by himself.

"As soon as I mentioned Jia Xun, I suddenly remembered your tone when you talked to Jia Xun that day." Yu Qinglan smiled slyly and lowered her voice: "You are so handsome!"

"Yeah, handsome." Wu Yan pushed Yu Qinglan back on the bed: "You really should go to sleep."

"Then why don't you talk to me in that tone next time?" Yu Qinglan was not unhappy because she was restrained, but said enthusiastically, "I want to try."

Wu Yan looked at Yu Qinglan who was inexplicably emotional, and asked puzzledly, "Try what?"

Yu Qinglan took it for granted: "You forced me and ruined me!"

"..." Wu Yan finally realized what it means to be "blocked in speech", and he said vaguely after a while: "Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep quickly."

Yu Qinglan rolled her eyes, and suddenly said, "Then I want to check!"

Wu Yan was stunned for a few moments before realizing what Yu Qinglan was talking about, and immediately refused: "Not today."

Yu Qinglan was already looking eager to try, and if he was asked to check again, he might become ready to go.

Just as Yu Qinglan pouted to express her dissatisfaction, Wu Yan pinned her down with a finger.

Wu Yan said, "Be obedient."

Yu Qinglan's resistance was fruitless, and in the end she could only give an aggrieved "hmm".

Early the next morning, Wu Yan watched Yu Qinglan and Wei Feng leave, and began pouring cat food for Ami.

Ami is often not in the store at night, but because Jinnan is not very peaceful recently, Uncle Zhang also carefully explained that Ami should not go too far at night.

After Wu Yan dragged the floor, Uncle Zhang walked over slowly from the outside.

"uncle."

Just as Zhang Shugang met Wu Yan, he realized that Wu Yan was hiding something in his heart, so he opened his mouth and asked, "You need me?"

Wu Yan nodded, and while hanging the mop on the branch to dry, he said, "I thought about it yesterday, and I think I should talk to the people in the Special Ability Department and mention the evil cultivator to them."

Uncle Zhang listened quietly.

Wu Yan also said his own thoughts: "Even if they can't help much, but if something like Wen Phosphine happens again, they can still help fool the people."

"It's fine, as long as you think about it." Uncle Zhang nodded: "I won't show up."

"And..." Wu Yan let out a sigh of relief: "I think Qinglan is weird."

Uncle Zhang looked Wu Yan up and down silently, then laughed.

Uncle Zhang was originally amiable and loved to laugh, and he didn't seem to be serious at all.

"Have you consummated the house?"

"..." Wu Yan closed his eyes speechlessly, and opened them after a long time: "No."

Uncle Zhang immediately became disgusted: "No prospect."

"Uncle, Uncle, be serious."

"Okay, okay, tell me, what's so weird?"

Wu Yan then followed Uncle Zhang into the store: "Last night, he didn't take the talisman away, just kept..."

Wu Yan opened his mouth, unable to think of a suitable word for a long time.

Uncle Zhang answered very understandingly: "Seduce you?"

"..." Wu Yan choked up and forcibly corrected what Uncle Zhang said: "Tick me up."

Uncle Zhang: "Hey, it's all the same."

Wu Yan: "..."

OK, it's the same as you say.

Uncle Zhang looked at Wu Yan, pondered for a while before saying, "Is Yu Qinglan's Dao Talisman expired?"

"... Huh?" Wu Yan's eyes were full of inexplicable: "Uncle, don't you lie to me?"

Does it still have a shelf life?Don't bully me for reading less!

"How can this be lying to you!" Uncle Zhang laughed again: "If the talisman has no shelf life, then you can buy one and use it until you die of old age? Then the talisman seller must not starve to death? How can you promote the talisman industry?"

Wu Yan's talismans are actually a mess, but he is different from others.Others didn't learn it, and if they can't draw, they can't draw, but Wu Yan didn't learn it either, but as long as he is given one, he can immediately make another copy.

Wu Yan: "Isn't everything printed now? One master can print a lot."

Even paper money and gold paper are printed in this way.

"The printed effect must be greatly reduced!" Uncle Zhang waved his hand: "Besides, Qing Lan's Taoist talisman was drawn by Yu Xijing himself, how can it be compared with the printed one?"

Wu Yan nodded: "In that case, I'll mention it to Qing Lan when I go to the crew later, and ask his uncle to draw another picture for him."

"It's all right if you can't draw it?" Uncle Zhang pouted: "Let Qinglan take off the talisman to show you at night, wouldn't it be enough if you just draw one?"

"..." Wu Yan vaguely felt that there was something in Uncle Zhang's words, as if he was not simply giving him advice.

Seeing that Wu Yan didn't respond, Uncle Zhang immediately continued his efforts: "I see some cinnabar, yellow paper and so on in the store. Did Qing Lan buy it? This saves everything, just use it directly."

The cinnabar and yellow paper were indeed purchased by Yu Qinglan before ordering Wei Feng to open Ning Fengting's talisman.

When Uncle Zhang saw what appeared in the store, he knew that it must have nothing to do with Wu Yan. Wu Yan didn't need those things at all.

Whatever you want, just open your mouth and you're done.

Moreover, Wu Yan's drawing talismans is really easy. You don't need to do anything with burning incense for bathing, incense tables, and incense burners. You can draw by spreading out the paper and dipping it in cinnabar.

Wu Yan: "..."

I don't know why, but I still feel that my uncle wants to cheat him.

"Anyway, you think about it yourself." Uncle Zhang saw Wu Yan's strict defense, and didn't bother to talk to him: "You let Yu Xijing draw the talisman, and then wait for the talisman to be delivered to Jinnan. It will take a day or two. You draw it yourself , it will take less than 10 minutes."

Wu Yan: "..."

That's right, it really didn't take him more than 10 minutes to draw a talisman.

However, 10 minutes is enough for Yu Qinglan to pick up his wallet!

Although such a strange thought flashed through his mind, Wu Yan still nodded along with Uncle Zhang's words: "Let's talk about it tonight, I'll call Jia Xun first, tell him about the evil cultivators, and ask their department Get ready."

"Then I'll go first." Uncle Zhang didn't intend to meet with the people from the Special Ability Department, and besides, the Nether Division is really busy right now.

After he sent the possessed ghost back last night, he began to discuss with some temporary yin officials and yin officials about the management system of the underworld proposed by Wei Feng.

This has been tossing all night, and it has not been perfected until now!

Seeing how anxious Uncle Zhang was, Wu Yan immediately remembered what happened last night, and opened his mouth to ask, "Have you investigated Uncle? How many ghosts are missing?"

When it comes to this...

Uncle Zhang shook his head: "Not yet, I was too busy discussing the management regulations of the underworld last night, and I didn't even bother to check."

"It's not that we don't check, but it's useless if we find out." Uncle Zhang saw Wu Yan opening his mouth to speak, and immediately added: "We can't find where that evil cultivator is hiding now, even if we find out how many ghosts are missing, we can't find it." I can't get it back!"

"Not necessarily." Wu Yan shook his head, "Give me the list, Uncle, and I'll see if I can summon my soul."

A whole row of "???" appeared on Uncle Zhang's head: "Is there such a show?"

"If you are simply detained, you should be able to call it back." Wu Yan nodded thoughtfully: "However, if it is packed in a gourd like the ghost said yesterday, it may not work."

The author has something to say: Thanks to You Xun-Mo Ting for mine