I open your mouth and you may die

Wu Yan spotted two figures standing at the door of the pharmacy from a distance, and only after walking in did he realize that one of them had only been seen not long ago.

Wu Yan greeted immediately: "What a coincidence, we meet again."

"Unfortunately, we came here specifically to find you." Jia Xun shook his phone helplessly, and smiled: "Just now you were on the trending list again, but this time you were discovered when you were in the [-] or [-] places." Yes, it has been withdrawn."

Wu Yan nodded, indicating that he already knew: "You can't blame me, I didn't get out of the way of the live broadcast."

When Wu Yan said this, Jia Xun didn't believe it.

The first trending search may be said to have nothing to do with him, but the second time, that trending search has been on TOP1 for such a long time, no matter how you think it is wrong, right?

But this time, Wu Yan's face was clearly shown in the live broadcast room, and his eyes met!

It's a pity that Jia Xun had no way of knowing Wu Yan's true thoughts, and had suffered from Wu Yan's mouth, so he could only temporarily believe what Wu Yan said.

Anyway, if he didn't believe it, he had no other choice.

Wu Yan submitted the file before, and the higher-ups hadn't figured out what Wu Yan was doing after a long time of pondering.

This is the same as the material submitted by Yu Qinglan before.

The higher-ups are very optimistic about Yu Qinglan, but apart from a pair of yin and yang eyes that can be proven, what kind of spiritual root or special constitution, not only can't be detected by using various scientific equipment, but also... it looks like there is no use.

Jia Xun did not refute Wu Yan face to face, but introduced him to the person standing beside him: "This is my colleague, Jiu He."

Wu Yan shook hands with Jiu He: "I'm Wu Yan."

Just as Jiu He was about to exchange pleasantries with Wu Yan, he suddenly sensed that something was wrong with the surrounding aura, and immediately put a force on his hand: "What did you bring back?!"

As soon as Wu Yan heard the other party's question, he instantly recognized the other party's identity.

Yu Qinglan had told him before that there were four "supernatural beings" in the special ability department.

And the one in front of him should be the one who can sense the changes in the aura.

Wu Yan: "Don't be nervous, it's just a ghost."

"..." Jiu He's complexion was not very good, so he nodded apologetically to Wu Yan, withdrew his hand, and said to Jia Xun beside him, "We should also call Zhang Yue today."

When Jia Xun heard what Jiu He said, he also felt that if it was this kind of fetish, Zhang Yue should also come over.

But that's the end of the matter, and there's no point in talking about it anymore.

Jia Xun quickly realized: "Is it the one in the studio today?"

Wu Yan nodded: "Yes."

Today, the staff member of the crew started the live broadcast without permission. Since the people from the special ability department helped remove the hot search, they should have watched the content of the live broadcast.

Even if you haven't seen it, you should be able to guess what happened from the comments on the Internet.

Jia Xun asked: "How do you plan to deal with it?"

Wu Yan glanced behind him, and said thoughtfully, "Fried, steamed, dried, spicy?"

Possessed ghost: "???"

Jia Xun: "I'm asking seriously."

Wu Yan: "I am also answering seriously."

Jia Xun began to spy on Wu Yan's thoughts almost subconsciously.

It wasn't until Jia Xun "saw" nothing that he realized that he had nothing to do with Wu Yan.

"May I ask..." Wu Yan still doesn't understand why the two of them are here today. If it's just because the live broadcast has become a hot search, it's enough for one person to come: "The two of you are here today...?"

"Jiuhe said he was a little curious, so I brought someone over to have a look." Jia Xun probably had already thought up his speech, and when Wu Yan asked, he just said it without thinking.

Wu Yan stared at Jia Xun for a while: "My advice is, if you are not sure, don't lie in front of me."

"..." Jia Xun originally wanted to argue with reason and deny Wu Yan's claim that he was lying, but for some reason, when the words came to his lips, he just couldn't say anything.

Jiuhe couldn't help but look at Jia Xun a few more times.

In the past, it was just Yu Qinglan who couldn't handle it, but now there is another Wu Yan.

Just at this time, the Baohua Pharmacy, which was originally dark, turned on the lights.

Wu Yan just glanced at them and said to Jia Xun and Jiu He, "If there's nothing else, you can go back now."

When Wu Yan was around, Uncle Zhang basically didn't live in the store.

What's more, now that Wu Yan and Yu Qinglan are in a relationship, the two need to cultivate their relationship. As an enlightened elder, how can Uncle Zhang not make room for them?

Uncle Zhang had already gone back to the Town God's Temple, but he felt that Wu Yan seemed to have brought something back to the store, so he rushed over to help.

The store door opened from the inside, and Uncle Zhang looked at Jia Xun and Jiu He who had gone some distance away, and at the three people and one ghost standing in front of him: "Is it so lively today?"

Yu Qinglan was a little surprised to see Uncle Zhang: "Is Uncle here today?"

Since talking to Wu Yan, Yu Qinglan spent most of her time staying in Baohua Pharmacy.

And for such a long time, Yu Qinglan has almost never seen Uncle Zhang stay in the store at night.

"I feel that Ah Yan has something to ask me, so I came back." Uncle Zhang smiled, and then said to Yu Qinglan mysteriously: "Don't worry, I will leave after finishing the matter, and I will definitely not delay the relationship between you young couple."

Yu Qinglan: "..."

If someone else made fun of him like that, Yu Qinglan could still go straight back, but this person in front of him is Uncle Zhang...

Forget it.

Wu Yan: "It's not too short of a day."

Yu Qinglan: "→_→"

What are you messing around with? !

Wu Yan: "←_←"

Where did I go wrong?

Uncle Zhang noticed that Wu Yan and Yu Qinglan had eye contact, and forced his smile to take care of Yu Qinglan's face.

Uncle Zhang squinted his eyes when he looked at the ghost floating beside Wei Feng: "You guys brought supper for uncle this late at night?"

Possessed ghost: "???"

Wei Feng belatedly looked around at their hands, they were all empty, where did they get supper?

However, after seeing the direction of Uncle Zhang's gaze, Wei Feng suddenly realized: "Does Uncle still eat ghosts???"

Really unheard of, unseen ah!

Wu Yan said solemnly: "Fried, steamed, dry fried, spicy hot~"

Possessed ghost: "Wooooow QAQ!"

Yu Qinglan glared at Wu Yan, then looked at Wei Feng who had already believed it, "You believe it?!"

Wei Feng: "..."

"Be lenient when confessing, and strict when resisting." Uncle Zhang was carried into the store by the ghost, and the ghost immediately knew who the "person" in front of him was.

The possessed ghost immediately knelt down on the ground and shouted: "Master! Please spare me!"

After Yu Qinglan entered the store, he gave Wei Feng his mobile phone, and Wei Feng also opened his yin and yang eyes with Wu Yan's help. At this moment, everyone in the room was staring at it.

After knowing Uncle Zhang's identity, the possessed ghost didn't dare to do anything wrong, and didn't dare to turn into a scary appearance again, so he knelt on the ground and lowered his head very obediently.

Yu Qinglan didn't care whether the ghost was scary or not, she had already put her arms around Wu Yan's waist from the moment the amulet was taken off.

Because there were no outsiders in the store, Wei Feng didn't care what postures Yu Qinglan and Wu Yan were in now, he just looked at the possessed ghost and said in surprise: "What age is this, and you still call 'Master'?"

Why does it sound like an old society?

Upon hearing this, the possessed ghost felt that what Wei Feng said was quite reasonable.

No matter what he said, he was also a modern ghost, so why did he just say "Master"?

However, it was the first time he saw Cheng Huang, and he thought it was because he didn't understand the rules and called the wrong name, so he immediately raised his head and asked Wei Feng, "Then how should I call it?"

Wei Feng opened his mouth and came: "Boss, boss, boss..."

Possessed ghost: "..."

I suspect you are playing tricks on me!

Uncle Zhang is still very serious when doing business: "Why did you stay in the world? And why did you get on someone else's body?!"

Possessed ghost: "Boss, it's like this..."

Uncle Zhang: "..."

What a mess!

Uncle Zhang raised his forehead: "You should still be called 'Master'."

Possessed ghost: =口= Sure enough, I was deceived!

"My master clearly understands that my stay in the human world is actually not voluntary! Because I feel called!" The possessed ghost immediately began to defend himself: "In July and a half, I came out to eat tribute and collect paper money. At that time, the human world It happened to be very windy, and from the gust of wind, I felt someone calling me. However, because I had already received the money from my family and was full, I didn’t go there.”

"I heard from other old ghosts down there that there are many lawless people in the world who want to use various methods to abduct us good ghosts to do evil, and some will deceive us in the name of worship, and then Arrest us, abduct us, or enslave us!"

"At that time, I thought, apart from my family, no one else would sacrifice to me. Hearing the call, I might not be calling me alone, but casting a wide net and fishing stupidly..."

Hearing what the possessed ghost said, Wu Yan remembered the male ghost he had met in the back mountain of Jinnan University.

Look at this fine guy, and then look at that pig...

It's time to introduce the two ghosts to each other!

Uncle Zhang quickly exchanged glances with Wu Yan, obviously thinking of the same ghost.

However, the two may not really be thinking about the same thing.

Wei Feng: "According to what you said, you should have gone back by now. How could you be attached to Xiao Sun?"

The possessed ghost bowed to Uncle Zhang again: "July and a half, the strong wind in the south of Shanxi is really strong. This is the first time I have encountered this kind of wind that can blow on a ghost, and it almost knocked me out of my wits." .Because it hurt so much, I couldn’t take it anymore, so I found a place to hide for a while, and wanted to wait for the wind to calm down before leaving. As a result, I didn’t realize until I was about to leave that the gate of hell was closed.”

"Sounds reasonable." Wu Yan nodded under the gaze of the possessed ghost: "However, there are loopholes in the logic."

The possessed ghost hastily moved two knees in the direction of Uncle Zhang: "Everything I said is true!"

Wei Feng: "Then why do you want to attach Xiaosun's body? According to your situation, you should have violated some management regulations of your underworld, right?!"

Possessed ghost: "What?! There is still a management system in our underworld?!"

"How could there be no such thing in such a huge underworld!?" Wei Feng was startled, and immediately turned to look at Uncle Zhang: "You think so?"

"..." Uncle Zhang was silent for a moment, then nodded reluctantly and said, "This... yes."

Arrange now, have now.

Wei Feng was proud, he was just being foolish just now: "Listen! You violated it, you're done for!"

The possessed ghost seemed to be hit by a bolt from the blue, and the whole ghost limply slumped on the ground, muttering: "I, I'm done!"

"..." Wu Yan pressed Yu Qinglan, who was resting on his waist, "You answer first, why did you attach Xiaosun's body, if you behave well, you can consider commuting your sentence."

The possessed ghost immediately regained consciousness and knelt down again: "I originally wanted to find a place to hide on the day the typhoon blew, and I didn't intend to get on someone else's body, but when I was hiding, I happened to see someone Looks like he's catching ghosts."

Wu Yan: "Catch ghosts?"

The possessed ghost nodded hurriedly: "It's not the kind of Taoist priests who catch ghosts, or the kind of kidnapping and trafficking that the old ghosts in the underworld said. Ordinary Taoist priests catch ghosts, but this person is not. He put all the ghosts he caught into a It’s inside the container. It’s too far away and I didn’t see what container it is, but it’s inside anyway.”

"I don't think that person is a good person. I'm a little scared." The possessed ghost trembled: "It just so happened that Summer and Xiao Sun came over. I was a fan of Summer before I was alive, so I couldn't possibly get on Summer's body, so I just... ..."

"Do you still remember what that person looked like?" Wu Yan had some doubts that it might be that evil cultivator!

"It's too far away, I can't see clearly." The possessed ghost shook his head, "It seems to be a man."

Wu Yan: "Long hair?"

Possessed ghost: "Short hair!"

Wu Yan quickly exchanged glances with Uncle Zhang.

The author has something to say: Uncle Zhang: Do it when you get back, the management of the underworld is organized!