I open your mouth and you may die

"Is there any way, uncle?" Yu Qinglan didn't want to hear about the previous grievances at all, but just wanted to know if there was any way to get Wu Yan out of the current state.

Uncle Zhang was kept silent by Yu Qinglan's question.

He can't help it.

If so, it wouldn't have been so miserable the last time we faced each other.

Yu Qinglan got the answer from Uncle Zhang's silence.

As for Wei Feng, that's even more hopeless.

Wei Feng also knew that he couldn't help with such fantasy things.Anxiety only made Yu Qinglan more upset, so she stopped talking altogether.

He has been paying attention to the latest news on his mobile phone, and he is worried that the tornado will be so violent that it will stop the communication in Jinnan.

The topic about the Jinnan tornado on Weibo has occupied the top three hot topics list, even topics like #晋南城帝# and #城皇小哥# are also on the list.

The tornado has changed from one to two, and now it has changed from two to four.

"Uncle, the tornado has turned into four!" Wei Feng hurriedly told Uncle Zhang what he saw.

Uncle Zhang immediately glanced at Wei Feng inexplicably, and did not express his opinion, but quickly turned back to look at Wu Yan.

Wei Feng continued to stare at Weibo.

Now, many sunspots are afraid to continue jumping, only some with particularly tenacious vitality are still mocking the superstition of Jinnan people, and even mocking the city god of Jinnan.

【Your Jinnan City God doesn't work now, does it? 】

[Can handle typhoons from overseas, but can't handle local tornadoes?What kind of magical patron saint is this? 】

[So, we still have to believe in science. 】

[It is not advisable to pray to God and worship Buddha. 】

……

Wei Feng watched secretly, not daring to show too many expressions.

Originally, Uncle Zhang and Brother Yu were already upset enough, if he continued to talk about these trivial matters, wouldn't he be embarrassing everyone?

"Mi~mi~" Ami, who had been staying in Uncle Zhang's wrist since just now, suddenly stretched out her right paw towards Wu Yan.

Uncle Zhang immediately lowered his head to look at Ami, seeing that Ami seemed to want to touch Wu Yan, he immediately grabbed its paw: "Ami, don't make trouble."

Ami didn't know if she understood or not, and the cry stopped immediately.Its eyes moved away from Wu Yan, and fell on Yu Qinglan again.

"Meow~"

Ami called out a few more times, as if to attract Yu Qinglan's attention.

Yu Qinglan's attention was completely on Wu Yan, so naturally she didn't notice Ami's movements.

Immediately, Ami became anxious, her two hind legs kept kicking in Uncle Zhang's arms, as if she wanted Uncle Zhang to put it on the ground.

"Ami! Don't mess around!" Uncle Zhang's voice sounded very severe.

He was a little anxious because he couldn't think of a solution, but Ami was still here to make trouble for him!

Ami has always been very good-natured and very understanding of humanity. She seldom messes around like this.

Such thoughts just flashed through Uncle Zhang's mind, and before he had time to think about it, he saw Ami turned her head towards him, opened her mouth, showing a few fangs, and made a "chi chi chi chi" sound from her mouth .

Uncle Zhang had never seen such an Ami before, so he couldn't help being stunned.

A Mi originally wanted to remind Uncle Zhang to put herself on the ground quickly, but she didn't expect Uncle Zhang to be more stunned than before after watching her performance, and immediately became anxious.

Ami had no intention of hurting anyone, but when she saw that Uncle Zhang was stunned, she immediately closed her mouth.

Uncle Zhang reacted belatedly—Ami seemed to be reminding him of something.

"Mi~" Seeing Uncle Zhang's eyes lit up, Ami immediately stretched out her paw to point at Wu Yan, and after pointing at Wu Yan, she pointed at Yu Qinglan: "Meow~"

Uncle Zhang: "...==;"

I'm sorry, because I haven't studied cat language, so I don't understand it at all...

Wei Feng, who was following the news on Weibo, also noticed that Ami was unusual.

He knew that Ami's identity was unusual before (mainly because Ning Fengting respected Ami too much, which caused Wei Feng to think that Ami was some kind of ancient beast): "Is Ami trying to remind us of something?"

After Yu Qinglan heard Wei Feng's voice, she was distracted to look at Ami.

Ami immediately "meowed" even harder!

Yu Qinglan: "... Uncle, what is Ami talking about?"

Uncle Zhang and Yu Qinglan looked at each other for a while before saying, "...I don't understand either."

Ami was about to be terrified to death by these two two-legged beasts, and immediately pointed at Yu Qinglan, and then at Wu Yan.

"Meow!!!"

Uncle Zhang: "..."

This has to be... level ten in cat language, right?

Yu Qinglan felt in a daze that he seemed to understand Ami's meaning a little bit: "Ami told me..." Yu Qinglan hesitated for a moment, and pointed at Wu Yan: "...What Wu Yan is it?"

Amy is about to collapse!

It repeated what it had just done.

Pointing to Yu Qinglan, then pointing to Wu Yan, then stretched out his paw and pressed his forehead.

"Meow!!!"

Do you understand? ! !

Stupid Twolegs! ! !

Yu Qinglan nodded thoughtfully into Ami's staring eyes, then stretched out her hand, and slowly moved towards Wu Yan's forehead.

While posting, he turned his head to see Ami's reaction.

Ami didn't move, just staring at Yu Qinglan's movements.

Yu Qinglan seemed to be encouraged by Ami, so she no longer looked at Ami, but stared at Wu Yan.

Yu Qinglan looked at Wu Yan's tightly closed eyes, and at his frowning, and put his palm on Wu Yan's forehead.

Yu Qinglan was so close to Wu Yan, and stared at him so intently, he naturally saw Wu Yan's eyelashes trembling slightly, as if he was about to open his eyes.

Before Yu Qinglan could do anything else, he felt his palm start to feel hot.

"What is this?" Yu Qinglan sensed something was wrong, and immediately glanced in Ami's direction.

Ami: "Meow meow~"

Yu Qinglan: "...Sorry, I don't understand."

"..." Ami opened her mouth and didn't make a sound for a long time.

"My hands are hot." Yu Qinglan narrowed her eyes.The heat is still within an acceptable range, but it is getting hotter and hotter.

Like Wu Yan, Yu Qinglan's nose was sweating quickly.

"hiss……"

As if being scalded severely, Yu Qinglan's hands trembled slightly.

Before Yu Qinglan could go to see Ami again, Wu Yan's extremely cold right hand had already grasped his wrist.

Wu Yan slowly opened his eyes, looked at the three people who were staring at him intently, and opened his mouth, "What's wrong?"

The heat that had just appeared on Yu Qinglan's hands completely dissipated, and his hands were intact. No matter how you looked at them, it didn't look like they had just been roasted.

Yu Qinglan withdrew her hand thoughtfully: "How are you doing?"

"It's okay." Wu Yan looked down and saw that he was wet all over, and then he remembered what happened just now: "I felt like someone was going to kill me just now."

Wu Yan could feel that kind of resentful gaze, just like when his aunt looked at him before.

"Uncle said it might be the evil cultivator from last time."

Wu Yan laughed immediately: "I didn't go to him, but he came to the door by himself."

As soon as Uncle Zhang heard Wu Yan's tone, he knew that he was not at a disadvantage, and a big stone fell in his heart: "Have you seen his appearance clearly?"

It should be easier to arrest people if they know what they look like.

Wu Yan shook his head: "I didn't see it, I could only feel it."

Because the other party's murderous intent was very strong, Wu Yan had a special physique, and he could easily detect the other party's murderous intent towards him.

In the beginning, Wu Yan was unprepared, and because the enemy was in the dark and I was in the light, he accidentally fell for it.

After Wu Yan came back to his senses and abruptly cut off the other's line of sight, the two were basically on equal footing.

After Xie Xiu's initial advantage was gone, if the two fought again, it would be impossible to say who would win and who would lose.

Wu Yan could clearly feel the opponent's killing intent, so he could naturally dodge from the opponent's killing move.

Seeing that Wu Yan and Yu Qinglan were both safe and sound, Wei Feng was naturally in the mood to check Weibo.

Wei Feng thought that Wu Yan opened his eyes and he was fine, so he won!

Since the tornado was created by the other party, then Wu Yan won, and the tornado must stop, right?

But never imagined...

Wei Toolman Feng: "Well, let me interject, the tornado has now split into eight..."

"What?!" Uncle Zhang casually put Ami on the table, and immediately reached out to grab Wei Feng's phone.

Wei Feng's mobile phone screen was still on the Weibo interface just released by the Meteorological Bureau, clearly displaying the news of eight tornadoes.

This has completely exceeded the normal range!

Not only was Uncle Zhang anxious, even those who were still laughing and joking stopped.

The Weibo of the entire Meteorological Bureau is full of prayers.

Wu Yan closed his eyes just now and was about to make Wen Phin disappear when his consciousness suddenly went blank, as if he had been dragged to another place.

Then there is a game where you kill and I hide.

Wu Yan had no time to worry about Wen Phin anymore.

Now when Wei Feng mentioned it, Wu Yan remembered that the matter of Wen Phosphine had not been resolved: "I'll try again."

"Give me the phone!" Yu Qinglan immediately spread her hands towards Wu Yan.

Wu Yan took out the phone from his pocket, unlocked it and handed it to Yu Qinglan: "What are you doing?"

"You are busy with your work, leave me alone!" Yu Qinglan hurriedly logged on to Wu Yan's Weibo, looking at the red dots below, with a strange and hideous expression.

Wu Yan didn't think much, and closed his eyes again.

Yu Qinglan quickly pressed the phone while looking at Wu Yan.

This time, Wu Yan was no longer like before, as if he had disappeared.

Uncle Zhang pinched Wei Feng's phone nervously, staring at Wu Yan.

It's not good for Wei Feng to disturb Uncle Zhang at this time, so he could only look back and forth between Yu Qinglan and Wu Yan.

Wu Yan quickly opened his eyes: "Okay."

Long before Wu Yan opened his eyes, the wind outside became much quieter in an instant.

Because the No. [-] typhoon is still there, even if Wu Yan solved the tornado, the typhoon is still affecting the weather in southern Shanxi.

At this moment, Yu Qinglan also raised his head and smiled at Wu Yan: "I'm fine too."

"... What are you doing?"

Wu Yan felt a little belated.

When he saw Yu Qinglan showing such a smooth expression, he realized that something seemed wrong.

"It's nothing." Yu Qinglan shook her head: "I just posted a Weibo."

Wu Yan: "...what happened?"

Yu Qinglan: "It's nothing, just a random hot search."

Wei Feng: "..."

It's over, it's because my Weibo is not enough to harm, and I'm going to start harming my boyfriend's Weibo.

After hearing this, Uncle Zhang looked down at his phone, and skillfully searched Wu Yan's Weibo and took a look——

Crow's mouth surnamed Wu: With more than [-] likes, our city god in southern Shanxi will stop the tornado.

[Regardless of whether it is true or not, please like it first! 】

[Does the upstairs need to pay the IQ tax?I'll order it too. 】

[If you don’t need your brain, please donate it to those in need!I'll order one too! 】

[You also use it to hype up natural disasters where human lives are at stake, it's disgusting. 】

[You are really shameless, you dare to gossip about this kind of thing!I don't believe it, but click it anyway.Send you to the top trending list, with more than [-] likes and [-] retweets, if the tornado doesn't stop, I will report you! 】

【Seconded! 】

【plus one! 】

[The reporting finger is about to move! 】

[Brothers rush to the duck!Come on and like it!Always be ready at Internet Police! 】

……

The article Yu Qinglan posted on Wu Yan's Weibo became popular almost instantly.

When the tornado stopped, Wu Yan's Weibo had more than 1000 retweets, more than [-] comments, and more than [-] likes.

To be honest, it is very difficult for some third-tier entertainment circles to post a random microblog to get this kind of treatment.

【The tornado has really stopped...】

[I'm a little confused. 】

[I have a little too. 】

【That... Is it too late for me to apologize now? 】

[Sorry, I was wrong, I just saw everyone scolding me, so I followed suit. 】

[Did you come here to fulfill your wish? 】

【What? !You Jinnan really have a City God! ! ! 】

【What's happening here! ! ! @华夏风食局@华夏科学网@Orthodox Taoism]

[I don't care, we have Chenghuang in Jinnan! 】

[Those idiots who laughed at our Jinnan City God before came out and were beaten!I don't thank you for knocking your head off! 】

【Get out of the way!Now I announce that I am with this Brother Wu! 】

[Hello?Wake up, the tornado has passed, and it is already dawn. 】

[As long as there is one peanut...you won't be so drunk! 】

[Come to fulfill a wish = person =]

[Vow-person-]

[Whether it has anything to do with you or not, thank you -man-.The tornado almost hit my house just now. I stood by the window and looked out with the curtains open. I was really scared to death! 】

[=People=My house, all the glass in my house is broken!God, I hid in the bathroom, feeling the whole building shaking, almost thought I wouldn't survive today! 】

【Me too!I thought the end of the world was coming, it scared me to death!I don't care, I'm going to worship the City God tomorrow! 】

[Everyone upstairs wake up, the typhoon is still blowing! 】

[What is that little typhoon!Worship the city god rain or shine! 】

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The author has something to say: Amy: I'm just a kitten, why do I have to fuck Twolegs!

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I'm late!Happy New Years Day everyone!

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thanks for the biased mines