I open your mouth and you may die

Wu Yan heheed to Uncle Zhang twice, and then took out his mobile phone to read it, but found that the screen was not on...

Wu Yan: "..."

Is it that great?

Because he was going to the set, he deliberately charged the battery to exit the door. He hadn't played much outside yet, so the battery ran out? ? ?

To be honest, Wu Yan never thought he knew so many people before...

It seems that being adopted by an enterprising Chenghuang is really different!

Wu Yan went into the store to charge his phone, and then asked, "Uncle, how long do you want to stay on Hot Search?"

To be honest, most popular searches don't last long, and even if they become people's talking points afterwards, they can only talk about it for two days at most.If there is no follow-up, basically this matter ends here.

So, when Wei Feng told him about the hot search, Wu Yan's reaction was very calm.

I thought it would be gone soon.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Zhang is so ambitious, he was on the hot search for the first time, and he tried his best to use this opportunity to develop more believers, so he turned "hot" into "hot". "Boiling".

However, even after the Heavenly Court is destroyed, if the Heavenly Court is still there, it is really not up to Uncle Zhang for the trending search.

When Wu Yan thought about it, he felt wrong again.

If the Heavenly Court is still there, it should be the era of Fa-rectification.

The gods probably don't even bother to be on the hot search, right?

Uncle Zhang took out his phone again when Wu Yan entered the store to look for a charger. Hearing Wu Yan's question, he raised his eyes from the screen of the phone reluctantly: "Stay a little longer, and it can be regarded as generating income for Jinnan." .”

Huaxia is such a place, even if you don't have faith, once you pass by this temple or that temple, you will usually go in to worship.

Originally, when the Dao of Heaven collapsed, Uncle Zhang survived by relying on the power of faith. Now it is understandable to want to develop more believers.

It was precisely because Wu Yan wanted to understand this that he didn't stop him.

but……

Looking at the phone that had been turned on with great difficulty, Wu Yan tried to persuade him: "At least leave a way for others to survive?"

"Don't worry, Uncle knows it well."

Uncle Zhang answered rather quickly, but it sounded a bit perfunctory to Wu Yan.

However, since Uncle Zhang has already said that...

Wu Yan looked down at his mobile phone. There were a lot of missed calls, and many of them were unremarked.

That might not really be someone he knew.

Of course, adding up all the calls and Weibo words is not as many as Weibo.

Because Uncle Zhang, who was devoted to his career, made Lin Ling's weibo the top 1 trending topic, Wu Yan's weibo was also dug out.

Countless netizens flooded into Wu Yan's Weibo.

It's a pity that since Wu Yan's Weibo has never posted a selfie with a face from the beginning to the end, netizens are not sure that the Weibo account @surname Wu的乌骨口 is the hot searched little brother himself.

Someone also asked Lin Ling, but Lin Ling didn't expect Wu Yan to be so hot at first, so he didn't ask at that time.

Now that I think about it, I have to ask...

But Wu Yan's cell phone can't get through at all!

Lin Ling: What can I do?I'm desperate too, okay? !

Wu Yan's Weibo has a total of more than 300 entries, most of which are [Forward Weibo].

Netizens tactfully flipped through the photo albums, but couldn’t find any photos of their faces, so in the end they could only comment on a few photos that looked like they were taken by themselves——

[It looks so good! 】

【Wow!this hand!I can! 】

[Is it just me who thinks it's just an ordinary boy?Are my boyfriends more handsome than him? 】

[I saw it on the hot search, it was really annoying!Now it's really inexplicable that people can be on the hot search!What a mess!Personal opinion, don't spray if you don't like it! 】

【Are you kidding me if you say you look good? 】

[Hehe, don't be tempted at all, okay? 】

[Really look at it! 】

【Love love】

……

Wu Yan clicked on the news at the bottom of Weibo, clicked on all the places with red dots in it, and let the red dots disappear. He didn't even think about reading comments at all.

[Looking through the photo album, I saw several photos of Beijing University, so is my little brother a top student of Beijing University? ! 】

【Eh?Show me the way upstairs! 】

[It looks like I'm still reading! 】

[No, are the requirements for the appearance of a schoolmaster so high these days? 】

[Mom, I'm going to be admitted to Peking University! 】

[So, why are you so handsome and have such good academic performance? ! 】

[Li Tao, if you post a few photos of Beijing University, it means Beijing University?Then I post a few pictures of the White House, am I not the leader of country M? 】

[Upstairs, it is recommended not to affect the diplomatic relations between the two countries! 】

[Open the door, check the water meter! 】

[I'm dying of laughter, the one who studied at Beijing University is a top student?I'm afraid you don't know that students from Kyoto can lower their scores to enter Peking University, right? 】

[Upstairs, be more sober, and the admission line for Beijing University is also higher, okay? ! 】

[He is from Jinnan, okay? 】

[You don’t think that the photo Ling Xixi posted is from Jinnan, and the people in it are also from Jinnan, right? ! 】

[No, look at the Weibo they posted before, the positioning is Jinnan! 】

[Some keyboard warriors are really black for the sake of black! 】

[Donate your eyes! 】

【No matter how they look, they are prettier than you! 】

……

Wu Yan: I didn't plan to watch it, but I saw it when I opened it. Who can blame it?

Now is the time for the summer vacation, and the results of the college entrance examination are also released.I don't know if it's because Wu Yan really became popular, or because some netizens made troubles and ran to the official blog of Beijing University to leave a message...

As a result, the official blog of Kyoto University, which should have been lying dead, was blown up.

The official blog of Beijing University did not directly say whether Wu Yan is a student of Peking University, but reposted the photo of the gate of Peking University that Wu Yan took three years ago, and commented—"#最美京大# Welcome all students to apply for Kyoto University , you have everything you want! For the application guide, please click on the right: [Link] Application Guide"

[I have everything I want, and so does my little brother! 】

[Everyone rush to the ducks! 】

[hhhhhhh this official blog is too skinny, right?Don't forget to advertise at this time! 】

[Just tell me, how can I get an admission letter from Peking University! 】

Kyoto University V: [Kiss, please study hard! 】

[So, should I pay attention to this little brother, or to the official blog of Beijing University? 】

Kyoto University V: [Me, me, follow me! 】

[Upstairs, if it wasn't for the blue V you authenticated, I would really suspect that you are a fake! 】

[Forward and follow, will a fan be selected to send an admission notice? 】

[You are thinking about farting! 】

[Everyone is a nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good! 】

……

Wu Yan's face was full of "..." + "???".

Why on earth did the school's official blog come to do things? !

Also, who is under the skin of this official blog! ?

To be reasonable, Wu Yan seriously doubts that this official blogger is an acquaintance of his, otherwise, according to the official blogger's aloofness, how could he carry him!

[So, the official blog of Beijing University means that this little brother is from Beijing University? 】

[Sure!Otherwise, why did you retweet it? 】

[Where is Heizi upstairs?Come out and get beaten! 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm afraid the keyboard man's face is swollen from the beating, right? 】

[Beijing University official blog is too down-to-earth! 】

[I originally thought that the academic atmosphere of Beijing University was very strong, and the people inside were very serious. I didn't expect the seniors to be so handsome, and the official blog to be so cute!Is it too late for me to start studying seriously now? ! 】

[WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooI want to go, but Beijing University won't accept me! 】

[Little brother, I hope you debut at the C position! 】

[A blood letter, begging my brother to debut! 】

[Hehe, where did those upstairs come from?I think which company bought the sailors to create momentum for their debut, right? 】

【That's right!Ling Xixi has so many Weibos, why is this one of the most searched TOP1, and it has been posted for so long!Even the AAA derailment failed to cover it! 】

……

"What are you looking at?"

Uncle Zhang has almost swiped through Weibo. Although he also saw some bad comments, he chose to ignore the past.

As soon as he turned around and wanted to say something to Wu Yan, Wu Yan sat on the sofa blankly and stared at the phone.

Although there was no obvious expression on Wu Yan's face, it seemed that he was a little upset.

When Wu Yan heard Uncle Zhang's words, he immediately raised his head, and at the same time blinked quickly, covering all the indifference in his eyes: "It's nothing, I'm just watching Weibo."

Uncle Zhang said "Hi": "There are a lot of keyboard warriors on Weibo, just don't talk to me, just don't take it to heart."

Wu Yan: "I didn't take it to heart, I just felt that so many keyboard warriors came to my hot search last time, so Qinglan has been on so many times and is a traffic star, so I must have been hacked even worse."

Uncle Zhang: "..."

Although it was a marriage that I tried my best to bring about, I want to kick this bowl of dog food right now!

Uncle Zhang gave a dry "Oh", and looked at Wu Yan again, seeing that he really didn't seem to care, so he didn't persuade him any more.

It's good for Wu Yan to keep his mind down, otherwise it would be impossible to live like this in that environment.

However, Uncle Zhang has clearly felt from the very beginning that because of his original family, Wu Yan has almost zero expectations for the family, and he is also very indifferent to feelings.

Not only family affection, but also friendship and love are all looked down upon.

Everything he shows now is just getting closer to an ordinary person.

He learns what others do.

Fortunately, Uncle Zhang discovered it early in the past, and he taught Wu Yan very seriously in the past few years when he adopted him. This is how he changed his three views.

Seriously, if Wu Yan hadn't come to Baohua Pharmacy back then and met him... maybe what kind of anti-social personality he is now!

Just thinking about it now, Uncle Zhang still feels a little scared.

Wu Yan's situation is really too special. If it were in ancient times, it would be possible to gather the power of the gods to take him down, but in this degenerate age... emmmmmmm... I'm afraid he can only count on himself Conscience found out.

"Qinglan, I don't think you need to worry about it. Public figures must be controversial and questionable."

"Don't talk about him, just talk about the Jade Emperor! In most novels, isn't that the villain?!"

Wu Yan: "..."

"The company that Qinglan works for now belongs to the Yu family's industry. Besides, it's not only the entertainment industry, but also finance and scientific research... Hey! You don't know, the Yu family is all-pervasive!"

As Uncle Zhang said this, he immediately sighed, shook his head, and said in a sad and sad tone, "It's much better to be a fool than a god!"

Wu Yan: "..."

Thank you so much, I don't want to worry about it at all now.

Uncle Zhang didn't notice Wu Yan's helplessness at all, but suddenly thought of something: "Speaking of which, please ask Qinglan for me to see when he has time to go to my Town God's Temple. Take pictures, start Start the live broadcast, help me create momentum?"

Wu Yan: "..."

To be honest, the only remaining god in the world has a really strong sense of professionalism.

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