I open your mouth and you may die

This time, Yu Qinglan came to Baohua Pharmacy to settle accounts with Wu Yan because she promised Yu Xijing to return to Yu's house as soon as possible.

But the account was not settled, and instead, he set himself up... er, instead, he got a fiancé back.

Seriously, Yu Qinglan didn't suffer at all.

Wei Feng stood aside like an invisible person, watching Yu Qinglan do his best in front of Uncle Zhang like a cute emoji.

Yu Qinglan's appearance at this time...

Wei Feng had never seen it before!

In the past, Yu Qinglan was also obedient in front of Mr. Xijing, but that "obedient" was only limited to the column of "obedient" in the obedient column, which is not like it is now.

Before Wei Feng could figure it out, Yu Qinglan explained why he came today.

Yu Qinglan: "I originally agreed to return to Shuzhong after filming "Spy War", but my uncle suddenly called me and asked me to go back to Yu's house during filming."

Uncle Zhang was not surprised by Yu Xijing's request for Yu Qinglan.

If he wanted to do something to Yu Qinglan because of Yu Xijing's remorse, he could have done it long ago, and he didn't have to wait until now.

Yu Xijing firstly calculated Uncle Zhang's temper, knowing that Uncle Zhang would not embarrass Yu Qinglan who didn't know anything; secondly, it was also because he knew that Uncle Zhang really couldn't do anything to Yu Qinglan.

There is a saying that is not very pleasant, it is called "a downcast phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken".

Because of the collapse of heaven, if it weren't for Uncle Zhang's many believers in Jinnan, he would have fallen with his other "colleagues".

In Jinnan, Uncle Zhang is regarded as a local snake, even if his power is weak, but he is in the same line with this land.

There are not so many restrictions on using divine techniques, but in the middle of Sichuan...

No really no.

It has to be said that what Yu Xijing expected was not bad-after Uncle Zhang knew that Yu Qinglan was filming in Jinnan, he only forbade Yu Qinglan from leaving Jinnan, and did not cause any substantial harm to him.

"Hmph!" Uncle Zhang rolled his eyes, "Are you afraid now? It's too late!"

Seeing Uncle Zhang's reaction, Yu Qinglan knew that he must have been pissed off by his uncle before.

That's why after he entered the door, Uncle Zhang would pick his nose and eyes at him.

At this time, Yu Qinglan obviously had the same hatred with Uncle Zhang, and when he heard Uncle Zhang's cold snort, he was not angry at all, but worried: "In this way, Uncle may not know what happened to me in a few hours. "

"I'm afraid he already knows by now." Wu Yan replied very naturally.

Wu Yan didn't meet Yu Qinglan many times, except for the few times when he took off the talisman, Wu Yan had never seen Yu Qinglan being cute. wake him up.

While observing Yu Qinglan, Wu Yan also discovered that Yu Qinglan was actually aware of his gaze, but he put on a tense face and pretended nothing happened.

I just... somehow feel... pretty cute.

When Wu Yan was listening to the conversation between Yu Qinglan and Uncle Zhang, his eyes never fell away. That is to say, Yu Qinglan was used to the spotlight, the camera and the star of everyone's eyes. He could hold it, and he still talked to Uncle Zhang as if nothing had happened.

If Yu Qinglan knew what Wu Yan was thinking, she might look up to the sky and laugh three times.

When was he so cute and cute? !

His fans call him "Mei Ren Yu" and "Da Mei Yu", okay?

Do you have an affair with cute?

If it wasn't because Uncle Zhang was his fiancé's elder, and his rash visit this time was tantamount to meeting his parents suddenly, so he was empty-handed and didn't bring any farts, so why would he pretend to be a cute emoji here? !

Yu Qinglan: The well-behaved person in front of Uncle Zhang today cannot collapse!

As soon as Wu Yan finished speaking, he immediately caught Yu Qinglan's unaware attention.

"Before you came, I had cursed your uncle."

Wu Yan didn't feel guilty at all when he said this.

After all, when he cursed Yu Xijing, Yu Qinglan hadn't made it clear to him yet!

In other words, Yu Xijing wasn't his fiancé's uncle at that time!

Yu Qinglan already knew that the ability she needed was in language, so when Wu Yan said the "curse", Yu Qinglan didn't think anything wrong.

It's just that his uncle is a generation's pride after all, can Wu Yan succeed in cursing it?

Yu Qinglan's gaze was not concealed at all, and Wu Yan laughed almost when he received Yu Qinglan's gaze: "Can you give your fiancé some basic trust?"

When Yu Qinglan heard Wu Yan say the word "fiancé" in front of everyone in a teasing tone, he immediately frowned.But fortunately, he is used to acting, so he can stabilize, but his eyes are no longer as soft and cute as when he was talking to Uncle Zhang.

Seeing this, Wu Yan smiled even more.

Before Yu Qinglan had time to stare, she heard Uncle Zhang's voice suddenly enlightened - "Since you have already discussed it, it is better to hit the sun than to choose a date, so you can hold the wedding today!"

As soon as Uncle Zhang heard the word "fiancé", the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously.There is quite a sense of crisis that "if they don't let them cook the raw rice as soon as possible, the niece and daughter-in-law may disappear at some point".

Uncle Zhang's idea is very simple. Since Wu Yan and Yu Qinglan have accepted the "arranged marriage", it's not too late to let the young couple get married first...

Wu Yan: "Didn't Uncle want us to get married as soon as possible, maybe he wants us to have sex as soon as possible?"

"Since you are already a fiancé, and now you are talking about it, getting married and having sex, isn't this a must-go process?!" Uncle Zhang was exposed by Wu Yan, not embarrassed at all, but with a calm face He said to Wu Yan and Yu Qinglan calmly, "Isn't it the same if you go early or go late?"

Wu Yan hadn't had time to speak, but Uncle Zhang thought that Wu Yan was unwilling, and added another sentence: "Don't you want to have sex with Qinglan as soon as possible?!"

Wu Yan: "???"

To be fair, I haven't said anything, have I? !

Uncle Zhang poured this basin of "dirty water" so fast that Yu Qinglan raised his eyebrows and looked at Wu Yan coldly, as if he wanted Wu Yan to give him a reasonable explanation for Uncle Zhang's words.

Wu Yan choked up: "I'm not, I'm not, uncle talking nonsense!"

Yu Qinglan obviously didn't waver, but Uncle Zhang's reaction was more direct - "Since you all have no objections, let's choose another day to have sex!"

Wu Yan: "..."

So this is Uncle Zhang's real purpose, right? !

Yu Qinglan was still staring at Wu Yan just now, but now she can't stare anymore.

Opening and closing the mouth is "the same room, the same room"...

This uncle doesn't look like a serious god at all!

Uncle Zhang saw that Wu Yan was still helpless, and suddenly felt that he could not count on him, so he turned to ask Yu Qinglan: "Qinglan, what do you think?"

"I……"

Just as Yu Qinglan spoke, his cell phone rang from his pocket.

Yu Qinglan apologized to Uncle Zhang, then took out her mobile phone to check: "It's my uncle."

Wu Yan was not surprised at all, he just motioned for Yu Qinglan to answer the phone and see what Yu Xijing had to say.

Yu Qinglan didn't turn on the phone, but just answered Yu Xijing's call as before.

Yu Qinglan: "Uncle."

The reason why Yu Qinglan didn't open it was not because he was worried that the content of what he said to his uncle would be heard by other people present, but because his uncle was indeed very powerful, and Yu Qinglan had been with him for so long. I am afraid that what I have learned from my body is only superficial.

In fact, the more reason is that Yu Qinglan actually doesn't want to learn these things from the bottom of his heart, so he has feelings of resistance and weariness, so he naturally learns unhappy.

Yu Qinglan believed that Yu Xijing's ability was unfathomable since he was a child, so he also firmly believed that if he released it to the outside world, there was a high possibility that his uncle would find out.

"Where are you now?"

Yu Xijing's voice was calm, but when he listened carefully, he seemed a little weak.

Yu Qinglan could tell that Yu Xijing's voice was wrong almost immediately.

Although Yu Xijing usually speaks in a flat voice, without much emotion, and speaks slowly, he will not be as weak as he is now.

Although Yu Xijing has always been honest with Yu Xijing, and Yu Qinglan doesn't like his uncle very much, but they both have the surname "Yu" and have lived together for so long, so they still have feelings for each other.

As soon as Yu Xijing's voice was wrong, Yu Qinglan's tone was a bit worried: "Uncle, what's wrong with you?!"

Yu Xijing was silent for a moment on the other end of the phone, and then said: "I'm fine. Where are you now?"

Yu Qinglan: "I'm still in Jinnan."

Yu Xijing: "In Baohua Pharmacy?"

"Yes." Yu Qinglan was surprised that his uncle already knew about it, but he didn't deny it.

There was another silence on the other end of the phone, and then Yu Xijing asked again: "The God of the Land is beside you?"

Yu Qinglan glanced at Uncle Zhang before saying, "Yes."

Yu Xijing said "Yes" noncommittally, "Give him the phone and I'll talk to him."

"Okay." Yu Qinglan handed the phone to Uncle Zhang, "My uncle said he wanted to talk to you."

Ever since Uncle Zhang knew that Yu Xijing was on the other end of the phone, his face had been so long. Now when he heard Yu Qinglan say that Yu Xijing was going to talk to him, his eyes rolled out of his eyes.

However, Uncle Zhang really wanted to know what Yu Xijing was going to tell him. After rolling his eyes, he took the phone from Yu Qinglan and said "Hello" in a very unhappy voice.

Yu Xijing's voice is not too loud, and Yu Qinglan's mobile phone is of good quality. The other people next to him didn't hear what Yu Xijing said on the phone, so they could only infer the content of Yu Xijing's words based on Uncle Zhang's words.

But Wu Yan is different, as long as he is willing, he can hear clearly no matter how small the voice is——

Yu Xijing: "What is the intention of the land god to leave my nephew in the south of Shanxi?"

Uncle Zhang: "Speak Mandarin!"

"..." Yu Xijing was silent for a moment: "What do you want to do by trapping Qinglan in Jinnan?!"

Uncle Zhang: "Marry Wu Yan!"

"You're thinking about farting!" Yu Xijing was annoyed: "The name is not right and the words are not right!"

"You just want to eat farts!" Uncle Zhang was also angry: "Those who have passed the Ming road with me are justified!"

Yu Xijing: "Do you have a certificate? -Does the country-family-recognize it?"

Uncle Zhang: "..."

Damn!

Lost!

After listening to Yu Xijing's words, Uncle Zhang immediately glanced at Yu Qinglan.

Yu Qinglan was baffled by this look, but he didn't know what Uncle Zhang and his uncle were talking about, so he could only guess wildly.

Wu Yan quickly took Yu Qinglan's hand, and gave Yu Qinglan a calm look.

When Uncle Zhang saw Wu Yan and Yu Qinglan's small actions, he immediately replied as if he had been beaten into chicken blood: "The young couple fell in love at first sight, fell in love with each other, and got along well together. Why are you obstructing it?!"

Yu Xijing: "Why did you fall in love at first sight? Don't you have a B number in your heart?!"

Wu Yan heard this, chuckled beside Yu Qinglan, and looked down at him.

Yu Qinglan secretly squeezed Wu Yan's hand, telling him not to make trouble at this time.

Uncle Zhang: "Is it my fault? If it wasn't for your interest in sex, would there be so much shit?"

Yu Xijing: "If you don't want people to be 'attractive', then why did you bring Wu Yan to our Yu family?"

"Taking Wu Yan there is of course a matter of marriage!" Uncle Zhang said as he walked out holding Yu Qinglan's cell phone.

When Uncle Zhang had already walked to the door, Ning Fengting said to Yu Qinglan with emotion: "I didn't expect your uncle to be quite trendy."

What Ning Fengting said was what Uncle Zhang said just now, "You want to eat farts".

If Yu Xijing hadn't said it first, Uncle Zhang wouldn't have used the word "also".

Ning Fengting's "I didn't expect" is also true, after all, Yu Xijing is rumored to be a character with a sense of immortality...

However, after Ning Fengting arrived in Jinnan, this fairy-tale persona collapsed again and again, and at that moment just now, it completely collapsed...

Yu Qinglan obviously also remembered what Uncle Zhang said just now, but after being cueed by Uncle Zhang's eyes, that sentence was no longer important.

It's all right now, Ning Fengting mentioned it again.

Only then did Yu Qinglan cast a glance at Ning Fengting: "What a coincidence, I just found out."

The author has something to say: Wei Feng: I just found out too! ! !

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Thank You Xun-Mo Ting for mine