Brother certificate

An hour later, I was carried to the living room by Li Xin.Ahem, it's not that I think, it's because I can't walk anymore, you know...

In front of us, Mom and Dad are looking at us seriously, "Do you know what you are doing?"

"We..." Li Xin held me down when I was about to speak. He told me not to worry with his eyes, and said, "Of course we know what we are doing."

My mother said seriously, "You guys are brothers!! How could you do such a thing?!" Mom said loudly, I flinched, Li Xin hugged me tightly as if on purpose, "I just like Brother, I have liked it since I was very young!!"

"You guys! You're going to piss me off, aren't you?!" From the beginning to the end, my mother was talking alone, while my father was playing with his phone indifferently.

But I always feel weird, there is no blame in my mother's eyes, on the contrary... it is still shining! !

"Do you know that if you want to be together, you will be despised by others?" Mom excitedly said.

"So what? It's our business anyway. I love my brother, no matter if he is male or female." Li Xin looked directly at his mother, I pulled him, and whispered in his ear: "This is not good, Talking too aggressively, after all, she is a mother."

"do not worry."

My mother said excitedly once: "You guys! You are so brave, you dare to show your affection in front of me?! Don't you know that I... ouch!"

"Then what's the matter? Anyway, I like brother." Li Xin pouted.I kept my head down all the time, and always felt sorry for my mother. My mother has always loved our two sons the most, but now his two sons are getting mixed up!Anyone will feel bad.

"Ahem, when did you guys get together?" Mom calmed down for a while before opening her mouth.

"A few days ago..." I said.

"But we did it on my brother's birthday." Li Xin suddenly added, I looked at him in surprise, hello!Why do you even have to say such a thing? !

Mom screamed, "What?!! Isn't that three months?!" You see, Mom was really angry.

"Xiaoxin, you are really useless! Mom thought you could eat up your brother in junior high school. You really let mom down!" Eh... Mom is angry, really... Nani? ! ! ! ! !

"Mom, you, what did you just say, what did you say? You...he, my..." I was incoherent in surprise, Li Xin smiled and kissed my cheek, "I told you not to worry!"

"Night."

"To!"

"Did you think mom would be angry?" Mom said with a smile.

I nodded honestly, shouldn't I be angry about this kind of thing?My mother patted my shoulder unceremoniously, and I trembled with pain. My mother said proudly: "Mom is a god-like existence!"

I tilted my head and looked at Li Xin without knowing why, Li Xin explained with a smile: "Mom is a rotten woman."

"And your dad too!" Mom added.

"Well, that's it." Dad suddenly raised his head and nodded.

"What is a rotten girl?"

"It's the type of people who like gay men." Li Xin said succinctly.

"Oh...then, Mom, don't you feel sorry for not being able to report to your grandson?" I asked doubtfully, and then I felt stupid, didn't I still have Xiao Fei?

"Hey, don't worry, mom has made arrangements for you! I will go to England to get married next week, and then I will find a surrogate mother there by the way. Both of you need it! I like the mixed-race baby the most!" His eyes glowed.

The corner of my mouth twitched, "Mom, when did you arrange it? Didn't you just find out today?"

"Oh! Isn't there your dad? Your dad just booked the plane ticket! Not only that, but even the surrogate mother has been found! Absolutely beautiful!" Mom proudly patted Dad on the shoulder.

"Li Xin, help me quickly." Nima, is this so weird? ! ! !The bitch's family was chased out of six streets and two mountains, and we actually passed it so smoothly? !

"Brother, what's wrong?"

"It's okay, the information content is too much, and I haven't digested it yet..." I said lightly.

Suddenly, Xiaoyu also jumped out, "Mom! I'm also gay, please help us, okay?"

Xiao Yu, is it not good to be so straightforward?

Mom's face collapsed instantly with joy, "Don't even think about it!!!"

Xiaoyu retorted: "Why?!"

Mom snorted, "Because your dad and I are rotten women who only like gay men. We don't like lesbians! So don't even think about it in your life!!"

"It's not fair! Why can't my brother and others do it?!"

My mother said impatiently: "Don't complain like that, I haven't complained yet! Why did I want you to have a 3P with you when you were a girl back then! I haven't settled with you yet!" Mom... how can this thing be settled? ?

"Woooooo...I don't want it! I just like Qi!" She cried and took out her mobile phone to dial, "Woooo...Qi...my parents don't want to, can you come here? Um...um ...Woooooooo, hurry up..."

Mom raised her eyebrows, "Yeah! Little girl, are you demonstrating? You also called that stinky girl?!"

Xiaoyu turned her head coolly and "hummed".

"You, you, even if you bring her, I won't allow it!!!"

"I don't know who is right!" Suddenly, an old voice appeared at the door.

I saw it!Are grandparents and grandparents here? !Aren't they in Canada?

Grandma came over and hugged Xiaoyu and said, "Oh, my good granddaughter... Grandma and grandma both agree with you, don't be afraid, your mother dare not say anything with grandma around." Then grandma looked at her mother with a straight face, "Jiang Ming, let me tell you, don't be partial, I'm sure!!"

"Mom, don't mess around. Get in. Come in, okay? This is a matter for the younger generation, and you older generations don't care about it."

"Hey?! What do you think I am old?!" Grandma raised her eyebrows.

Mom curled her lips, "It was originally..."

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, I agree to the matter of these three children." The most authoritative grandpa stood up and spoke.I walked over puzzled, "Grandpa, what's going on?" Why did you agree?Mom and Dad don't talk about it, will the older generation agree so easily? !

Grandpa smiled kindly, then put his arms around my shoulders, "Come on, Xiao Ye, grandpa will tell you, in fact, grandpa, we are all gay."

"Nani?!!!!" Do you dare to cheat a little more? ! !

"Don't be surprised, Xiaoye. It was originally, grandma, I am actually a couple with your grandma, and your grandfather is a couple with your grandfather. Later, the family got married and had no choice but to be with your grandpa. Later, I heard that your grandpa is your grandpa. The elder brother recognized by grandma, and on the other hand, your grandma and your grandfather also want to marry the family, and then, coincidentally, your grandpa is my grandma’s best friend, and then we each made an agreement, the marriage will still be married, but the surface is like this, the content It has been replaced a long time ago!" Grandma said with a smile, hugging the fried-haired grandma.

God, if you don't play like this, please give me a dull thunder! ! ! !You play like this. Does your family know? ! !

"Then...then since you are all gay, how can you have parents?" I asked like a curious baby.

Grandpa smiled kindly, "Fortunately, we are a big family with some money. Let's go abroad to do a test, take care of the baby, and then bring the baby back. In this way, our parents have nothing to say. Anyway, doing DNA the same."

"Actually, Xiaoye, grandpa told you something. The eight generations of our four families are all homosexuals. They were adopted directly a long time ago. It was only in your great-grandfather's generation that we started to do experiments. Babysitters, and that's it. From generation to generation until you are here." What the hell is this world! ! !Feeling Li Xin, are you gay or is it a family inheritance〒_〒

Grandma and grandpa snorted disdainfully at the same time.

"If it weren't for your grandma's belly, maybe your mother would be a boy. How nice is gay?"

"If your grandfather didn't have that ability, maybe your father would be a girl. How good is a lesbian?"

Why do I always feel weird? !

"Li Xin... Am I too naive? It took me so long to see our family's "shocking secret"?!" I looked at Li Xin with a pale face.

Li Xin smiled and embraced me, and gently kissed my cheek, "No, my brother is not 'simple' at all~ Actually, I only found out today."

"Then why aren't you surprised?"

"When I knew that my parents were rotten. male. rotten. female, I was not surprised. It was because I knew this that I dared to love you unscrupulously." He looked at me dotingly.

"Yu! Here I come!! Are you okay?" Huh?Why is this voice so familiar?

Xiaoyu said excitedly, "Qi! You're finally here? I'm fine." I turned to look.Si Si Si Si Si Qi? ! !Me and my little friends are shocked!Is there something wrong with the way I opened it?

"Yo, Ye, how are you, Xin?" It's not you, is it? ! !Why are you here? ! ! !

"Yu, it's fine." Si Qi walked over to hug Xiao Yu, and then pressed a kiss on her lips.

Mom exploded and said, "You guys! You actually show your affection in front of me?!! Don't you know that Xiu Enai dies so fast?!!!" Mom, Xiaoyu is yours, so it's not good for you to curse like this?

"Qi..." Xiao Yu looked at her with tears in her eyes.

Si Qi said softly, "Don't worry, I have everything." Then she looked at her mother, "Auntie, I really like Yu, please help us." There is a problem with the way it is opened!Please turn it on and restart it!

Mom snorted, "Why should I fulfill you?! Get out of here! Get out of my house!"

Grandma said angrily, "You prodigal! Come on, Xiao Qi, right? Both grandma and grandma agree with you."

Si Qi said gratefully, "Well, thank you grandma and grandma, but I still want to get mom's permission."

Mom frowned, "Who is your mother?! Don't shout!!"

Grandma sighed, "What a good boy, Jiang Ming! My wife warns you! You have to agree, how good is the child?!" Grandma, calm down, pay attention to the words...

Due to grandma's strong support, mother turned her attention to us, "Xiaoye, Xiaoxin, what do you think?"

"I have no objection." Li Xin said first, and then looked at me with a wicked smile, I'll fuck it up and not bring such a thing, okay? ! !Aren't you telling me to die?On one side is the mother, on the other side is the terrifying Her Majesty the Queen!Woooooo... Li Xin, I really hate you!

Suddenly, the eyes of mother and Si Qi were all focused on me, and I wanted to cry without tears, "Don't look at me... I don't know... Woooooo... I told you I don't know, don't look at me like that Oh shit!!!!"

Si Qi suddenly smiled softly, "Ye, as I said before, there is a price to pay for my help, and I have already helped you, and I also said that I need your consent, Xin has already agreed, you Woolen cloth?"

Woooooo... I've lost my memory, don't look at me, okay? !

"Ye, tell me..." Si Qi kept smiling gently.I eventually wailed, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... I agree! I agree!"

Xiao Yu excitedly said: "Ye, no, brother! That's great, thank you."

I am speechless, don't thank me, I just want to save my life...

In the end, Si Qi and Xiao Yu were recognized by everyone with the majority over the minority, no, it should be said that everyone except the stubborn mother recognized it... Congratulations, no "big thing" happened!

******

"Okay bro, should we continue with what we haven't finished?" Li Xin pressed on me and said.

"Ah? Don't want it. Didn't you ask for it once before?" I cried.

"It was forced, otherwise you thought I could be so fast?" He smiled evilly, his eyes seemed to say "Come on baby"!

"I don't want...ah, don't touch it! No, then you can't...uh...ah~"

"Hey, brother, you can call louder, anyway, the sound insulation of my room is very good..."

"Ah... don't... over there~"

after an hour--

"Hmm... yes, that's right there... ah... push hard..."

Two hours later—

"A little deeper...well... hurry up..."

N hours later——

"Brother, actually, I've always wanted to tell you one thing...that is...you have contracted my bed."

"Fuck! Who wants to contract that thing?!"

"Huh? Dare to talk back?!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

——End of text——

☆, postscript

I was tricked into traveling before, and I went to many places. I only played for three days, but I spent at least seven days in each place! ! !Not only that, but the code words have been shrinking again and again, so there are many places that are jumping... Huhu... Anyway, it is finally over.

When I first started writing this article, it was just a whim, because I couldn’t finish the previous long story, so I wanted to write a short story for everyone to read before returning to school. To be honest, this is the first time I have written a novel , Thinking of it, I am a little excited!

In fact, I am very sad, I can't afford to save the manuscript silently!Thanks to my good friends who have always supported me!I love you all!Thank you very much for not giving up on watching it.Hmm... This is my first time writing an article, and the writing style is not very good. As I said before, don't be surprised if you think the content is very childish, because I am very childish! O(∩_∩)O~

This is my first article, but it is definitely not the last article. I will tell you secretly that I have a notebook dedicated to writing the outline and character design. Every time I have a new idea, I will record it. I have already written it before I know it. I have written three volumes, and when I sorted them out, I found that I had already thanked nearly sixty essay outlines (I feel horrible)!

In fact, this is a series of articles. I will also write the stories of several other good friends. If you want to continue reading, follow me! (*^__^*)

But... I'm going back to school soon, and I won't be able to touch the computer for three years, but I will find time to write it secretly, but it will be about three years after I post it. Dear friends who like me, I hope you will wait for me!Oh, by the way, I may not reply to your comments in a short time, but I will definitely find time to reply!Thank you again dear! mua~

Next, a warm side story: "Fifty Questions about Brother (fu) Brother (fu) Sexual Orientation" is here! !

——Thank you dear, I love your bamboo.

☆ Fifty questions about sexual orientation of brother (fu) brother (fu)

Koala: hello everyone!Welcome to the tree hole interview room!I am your lovely koala!I'm going to be the host today, I'm a little excited just thinking about it!Alright, enough nonsense, let us give the protagonists of this article: Li Ye, Li Xin, a round of applause!

Li Ye (hugged by Li Xin, a little shy): Big, hello everyone.

Li Xin (nodding slightly): Yes.

Koala (raising eyebrows): Huh?Why is Xiaoyeye being hugged.

Li Ye (blushing): Well, this...I...

Li Xin (with a cold glance): Let's start.

Koala (touching her nose): Uh...okay.

1. What are your names, please?

Li Ye and Li Xin: Don't you know?Stop talking nonsense!

Koala: Well, this question is invalid, so let’s get straight to the key point.

Li Xin (impatient): Hurry up, if it wasn't for my brother's promise, we would come back from England in a hurry.And I just did it once today with my brother!

Koala (covering her mouth and giggling): Oh, hehe, definitely.Cough cough, come again!

2. May I ask your gender... (Koala: I don't want to ask that either)

Li Xin (dark face): What do you think?

Li Ye (clenching his fist, bones cracking): All!yes!male!of!

Koala: Someone in the audience, throw me an iron basin!

3. May I ask your age...

Li Xin: 17.

Li Ye: Same.

4. What is your personality like?

Li Ye: Don't ask me, it sounds awkward.

Koala: _(:з)∠)_Okay.

Li Ye: Calm, well-behaved and sensible.

Koala: Why do I think you are talking about Li Xin?

Li Ye (fried hair): Get lost! !

Li Xin: Gentle and considerate.

Koala (holding the iron basin on his head and hiding three meters away): Are you sure you didn't say anything less?What's the matter with the black belly and domineering?

Li Xin (smiling with a dark belly): Are you complimenting me?

Koala: Next, next question! ! !

5. How do you feel about the personality of the other party?

Li Xin (looking at Li Ye dotingly): Very cute, jealous, well-behaved, awkward, and easily nervous.

Li Ye (blushing): Who, who is jealous?

Li Xin (don't care): Whoever refutes it is right~

Li Ye: You!

Koala: Cough cough, you two...you want to talk after the interview is over, okay?

Li Ye: His personality is the worst!Misunderstand people at every turn, and have violent tendencies!Do not respect other people's choices!

Li Xin: When did I disrespect you?

Li Ye: I told you to stop but you still didn't stop. Have you respected me again?

Koala (covering her nose): Don't say such a grade-restricted thing so casually! !

Li Xin (with a cold glance): What did you say?

Koala: No, nothing, next, next question (Xiaoyeye, I sympathize with you!)

Li Xin: By the way, I would like to remind you to be careful, brother faints from blood.

Koala slander: Then you guys don't openly talk about such restricted-level things, what the hell!

6. Who is the person you hate the most?

Li Ye and Li Xin: You

Koala (wiping sweat): Except me.

Li Xin: All those who 'conspired against my brother'.

Li Ye: Everyone Li Xin has dated with.

7. How do you like to call each other?

Li Xin: Wife, but I prefer to be called brother.

Li Ye: Li Xin, little bastard.

8. Why do you call him that?

Li Ye: Because I hated him very much when I was a child, and I couldn't change it later; I only called him the little bastard when I was complaining.

Li Xin: Because every time I do it, when I call him brother, he will be very 'excited', and then he will clamp me very comfortably.And the shy expression is also cute.

Koala (rolling her eyes) defamed: That’s why I said things that are grade-restricted, don’t say it so casually!Consider how we rotten girls feel, okay? !Your whole family is already suffering from nosebleeds.

Li Ye (looks at Li Xin resentfully): You are not allowed to sleep in my bed again today!

Li Xin: No!I want to sleep with my brother!

Koala (interrupting at the risk of being killed): Two!next question! (Twice hit in the eye)

9. What do you do to make the other person angry?

Li Xin: I have done it too many times, and I also interact with other people.

Li Ye: I want to leave, and let him find another partner.

10. What does the other person do that makes you angry?

Li Ye (blink): Is there a difference?

Koala: Of course!

Li Ye: Keke, well... when he is with other people.

Li Xin (impatient): When he asked me to find someone.

11. Do you love each other? (Actually, I can't think of a title)

Li Ye (with a blank look): Don't you know?

Koala: Well, times will change.What about in the future?

Li Xin: All my life I only love my brother!

Li Ye (blushing): Me, me too...

12. When did you fall in love with each other?

Li Xin: Five years old.

Li Ye: Two months ago...

Li Xin (raising eyebrows): What? !Then why don't you tell me?

Li Ye complained: Can I find you? !

Koala: Heck, if you want to continue asking, please wait until the interview is over.

13. How did you fall in love with each other?

Li Xin: My mother taught me.

Li Ye (looks at the mother in the audience sadly): ...

Mama Li: Oh, Xiaoye, if it wasn't for your mother, would you fall in love with Xiaoxin?

Koala: Keke, Xiaoyeye, it's your turn.

Li Ye: That's...that's when he and Wang Gangdan found out not long ago...

14. Do you feel that the other person is your only love? (It seems like nonsense.)

Li Xin: Of course!I only like my brother alone!

Li Ye: Probably...

Li Xin (raising eyebrows): What do you mean should? !

Li Ye: Just, I... I don't know, I should be bisexual!What are you doing? !put me down!

Li Xin (holds up Li Ye horizontally, glances at this side): Is there any room available?I think I should have another "talk" with my brother.

Koala (covering nose): Yes, yes, turn left when you go out!

Li Ye: Damn it!You are definitely a stepmother! !

Koala (looking at the sky): I didn't hear anything, I didn't hear anything.

Two hours later—

Li Ye blushed again and was carried out.

Koala (throws away the snacks in his hand and picks up the microphone again): Hehe, the staying power is good!Cough cough, then continue!

15. What did the other party say that you could not refuse?

Li Xin: Hmm...it doesn't seem to be the case, usually they agree on the surface, and then directly reject it in their hearts.

Li Ye: Good!So you are like this? !Labor and management never want to see you again! ! !

Li Xin (embracing Li Ye, giving a wet French kiss): Be good, go back and have a good "talk".

Li Ye (panting with blushing): You are a pervert, who is calling... who wants to talk to you!

Koala: So your answer is...

Li Ye: It seems that I can't refuse every word he said after that...

Koala (covering her mouth and laughing): This answer is so subtle~

16. If the other party changes his mind, what action will you take?

Li Ye (extremely proud): Abolish that couple of dogs! !

Li Xin: Brother won't have that chance~

Koala: Oh hehe...

17. Which one of you will attack and who will suffer?

Li Ye: Attack is of course...

Li Xin (covering Li Ye's mouth): Me.

Koala (laughing embarrassingly): It seems that there is no need to ask...

18. What action would you take if the other party cheated on you?

Li Ye (fried hair): This is different from the woolen thread that changed his mind just now, what the hell? !

Koala (innocent): Don't you think cheating is more intuitive than changing your heart?

Li Xin: We refuse to answer.

Li Ye: Who would waste saliva on these idiotic questions!

Koala defamation: Then you wasted so much saliva and said so many irrelevant things? !

19. How did you feel the first time?

Li Ye and Li Xin (jumping over and beating): You can go to hell! ! !

Koala (innocent): Huh huh... I just asked out of the curiosity of the audience...

20. Are there any secrets between the two people?

Li Ye: None.

Li Xin: Yes.

21. So what is the thing that is hidden from the other party?

Li Xin: I don't have any real relationship with others, it's just a show for my brother, I want to see his jealous expression.

Li Ye (picking up a brick): You can die too! ! !

Koala (panic): Please don't dismantle it! ! !

22. How do you think the other party expresses your likes.

Li Xin: Pull him to do it over and over again, and tell him that I like him every time I do it, and prevent those stinky men from approaching him.

Li Ye: I only say it once.

Koala: Say it!

Li Ye: I said it...

Koala (speechless looking at the sky): What did you say? !

Li Ye: Anyway, I've said it before, if you still don't understand, you're too stupid!

23. How many times a week can you at most...?

Li Xin: Are you sure?Knowing too much can be fatal.

Koala (touching her nose resentfully): Then I better not know...

24. How many times has Li Xin secretly kissed Xiaoyeye from childhood to adulthood?

Li Xin (began to break fingers, half an hour passed...): N times.

Li Ye: You, you pervert!There are so many things like this that I can't even count them! ! !

Li Xin (hugging Li Ye): I can't help it, why is my brother so cute?

Koala: Keke, pay attention!

25. Do you think the other party loves you?

Li Xin: Of course I love you.

Li Ye (mouth twitches): Love, why don't you love, otherwise how could you not even remember the number of times you stole kisses? !

26. Which was your most intense quarrel?

Li Xin: It should be the time when my brother was arguing to leave...

Li Ye: I think it should be the time in his dormitory...

27. If you wanted to give someone a gift on Valentine's Day, what would you give?

Li Ye: Meals made by myself.

Li Xin: Myself.

Li Ye (mouth twitches): I refuse.

Li Xin: Rejection is invalid.

Li Ye (speechless looking at the sky) slandered: Could it be that labor and capital will spend the rest of their lives in bed? !

Koala (blocking her nose with a tissue): It's wrong to openly sell rot!

28. If you compare the other party to an animal, what would it be?

Li Xin: Kitten.

Li Ye: A wolf in sheep's clothing.

29. What if it is compared to a plant?

Li Ye: Dogtail grass!Tenacious and persistent vitality!

Li Xin (thinking hard)

Li Ye (dissatisfied with blowing hair): Is it so hard to imagine? !

Li Xin (raised her head and kissed Li Ye, Li Ye immediately blushed and gave a doting smile): I think of it, Mimosa~

Koala (laughing dryly): Heh, heh, it's really suitable...

30. When do you most hope that the other party will listen to you?

Li Ye (blushing): At that time, he couldn't continue when I wanted to stop...he couldn't stop giving when I wanted.

Li Xin: Any time, but I like that time better, I will do it as many times as I want~

Koala (picking up the phone): Hello, is it a hospital?Send me three bags of type O blood.

31. What gift do you want most?

Li Ye: He asked me to do it last time.

Li Xin: Brother.

Koala (with blood transfusion): What a good answer!

32. What did the other party do that moved you the most?

Li Xin: It was the time when my brother took the initiative to confess.

Li Ye: It seems not yet.

Li Xin (holding Li Ye again): I will make you "moved" immediately! (Go out of the interview room and go to the room on the left.)

Koala (shaking her head helplessly): Three bags of blood don't seem to be enough... Hey, by the way, is the show finished recording today?

Three hours later—

Li Xin (holding Li Ye and kicking the sleeping koala): Get up, continue.

Koala (wipes off Mengmeng's saliva, looks around in confusion): Oh, okay...let's...ha...let's go on.

33. What are you most afraid of?

Li Ye: Li Xin doesn't want me anymore.

Li Xin: Brother doesn't like me anymore.

Koala (raising eyebrows): Very uniform...

34. What is the biggest regret between the two of you?

Li Ye: None.

Li Xin: My brother passed out every time he did half of it...

Li Ye (gives Li Xin a chestnut): Die! ! !Don't even try to sleep in my bed for a week! ! ! ! !

Li Xin (following Shun Li Ye's hair): Be good, brother, don't blow your hair.

35. What are you most afraid of?

Li Xin: No.

Li Ye: Yes! !You have! !

Koala: Xiaoyeye, please answer your own first.

Li Ye: Blood.

36. What is Li Xin most afraid of?

Li Ye (looks up proudly): Hospital!

37. Why are you afraid of hospitals?

Li Xin (comes over and beats her up): Do you really want to get to the bottom of it? ! !

Koala (Lying on the ground and unable to move): I, I was wrong... (Picks up the phone) Hey, send me a stand... Yes... Stand, hurry up...

38. Do you think I am a stepmother?

Li Xin: Not counting.

Koala smiled gratifiedly.

Li Xin continued: My dad's eyes are not that bad.

Koala (picking up the phone and calling Zhuzi angrily): Director, quickly change the ending! ! !

Li Xin (with a cold glance): How dare you!

Koala & Bamboo (shrinks): I dare not...cough, what about you, Xiaoyeye?

Li Ye: Of course!I've said it before!

Koala (cheeky): Where are you talking~

Li Ye (drinking milk tea calmly): Chinese.

Koala: ...

39. What do you most want to say to each other?

Li Ye: Restrain a little.

Li Xin: Brother, let's do it!

The koala lost too much blood and was taken to the hospital.

Another hour later, the koala is carried to the scene: We... carry on.

40. What do you think is the most romantic thing your partner has done?

Li Ye: Well...it should be cooking by myself.

Li Xin: Confess to my brother affectionately every day.Oh, no, it should be the day of our wedding. The moment I put the ring on my brother, he was so moved that he cried! !

Li Ye (blushing): As long as you know this kind of thing, there is no need to tell outsiders...

41. Think the most romantic thing the other person does.

Li Ye (jumps over to beat the host): Damn it, if you ask such stupid and meaningless questions again, labor and management will definitely kill you here today.

Koala: Help~ I murdered my mother! ! !oops!

Li Xin (wipes his fists): I told you a long time ago to stop talking nonsense.

Koala (tears of wide noodles): Huh... I was wrong... I really can't think of any other questions...

42. What did you like most about each other when you were there?

Li Xin (with a happy smile): I like this question. My brother's confused and fragile expression when he wants to vent but can't.

Li Ye: I don't like anything! ! !

Li Xin (looking at Li Ye injured): Brother, to tell the truth, didn't you just say you like my Bangbang the most?

Li Ye (fried hair): Damn you!Don't talk nonsense about this kind of thing! ! ! !

Koala: Doctor, I also need a blood transfusion in my right hand, please.

43. What do you want the other party to call you?

Li Xin: Husband.

Li Ye: Go to hell! !Don't even think about it! !Cough cough...it's good to call me brother...

44. If you were given another chance, would you still fall in love with each other?

Li Xin: Isn’t this nonsense?That's for sure!

Li Ye: Probably...

Li Xin: Why should it be? !

Li Ye (shrinks): One, definitely! ! ! !

45. Do you think the other party is your only one?

Li Ye: Yes.

Li Xin: Yes.

Koala: I think I'm an idiot for asking this question...

Li Ye and Li Xin: Just realized? !

Koala: OK, next...

Li Ye: Wait!I want to ask you a question first.

Koala: Just ask.

Li Ye: How thick-skinned are you to call yourself a koala? !

Koala: She's already very cute!

Li Ye (the corners of his mouth twitched, he threw himself over and beat him again): To tell the truth!

Koala (tears of lasagna): WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovyWoooooooo...I want to complain!Don’t bring violence like you (this is my nickname since I was a child?!!)...

Li Xin (raising eyebrows): How dare you!

Koala: I dare not... (You guys are threatening!!!)

46. ​​What is the most unforgivable thing the other party does?

Li Xin (looks at Li Ye dotingly): I can forgive him for whatever he does now...

Li Ye (blushing): Me, me too...

Koala: Down below, throw me a pair of sunglasses, you'll blind my 24K pure gold eyes...

47. When you quarrel, who usually bows his head first?

Li Xin: Basically me.

Li Ye: Basically him.

48. If Bai Chenye really had Xiaoyeye that night, how would you react?

Li Xin: Regardless of 21, first "check" my brother from the inside out!

Li Ye (sorrowful and angry) slandered: Sure enough, I can no longer let this little bastard go to bed again! !

49. What do you think of the other party's sexual orientation?

Li Xin and Li Ye: Not bad.

50. The question is over, what do you have to say?

Li Ye: If I had known these boring questions earlier, I would never have come here!Damn it's really unlucky today, my hands hurt! !

Li Xin: That's right.

Then Li Xin hugged Li Ye and left the interview room.

Koala: Uh... Everyone, viewers, that's it. See you next time.Goodbye~mua~ (Doctor! Can I still be saved?... Excessive blood loss!!)

——End of extra episode——

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