Brother certificate

Looking at the situation in the "Zui Qing" shop, the corners of my mouth twitched, and Xiao Zeya shouted from the side, "Ye! What's wrong with you? Why don't you say a word..."

I immediately strode over and slapped him on the back of the head, "Damn why did you bring us here?!!!"

"Is something wrong?" He looked at me puzzled.

nonsense!You brought us gay, okay? !Labor and management also have a younger sister, what do you ask labor and management to do? ! !

"Ye...I wanted to say it before, this place is actually a famous gay..." Bai Mu stepped forward and said calmly.

I immediately wanted to cry but had no tears, so why didn't you say it! ! ! !

"Ye, come here, it's okay, let's drink." Xiao Zeya gave me a glass of wine rudely.

Veins popped up on my forehead, "Damn! Drink your sister!!! Can't you go to other places?! Still drink?!!!" Cliff peat!I grabbed my unruly right hand with my left hand and gritted my teeth: "Bitch, Laozi really wants to strangle you to death!"

Xiao Zeya twitched the corners of his mouth and walked a little further, "I see, Ye, impulsiveness is the devil, put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately."

"It's peat!" I roared.

Suddenly, all the men with a radius of five meters around me turned their heads to look at me with different expressions.

Bai Mu immediately ran forward and covered my mouth, "Ye, calm down, don't attract wolves, now there are a lot of irritable people like you, don't be too hard on yourself!"

"I'm going to beat Nuo with more than four rice!" I said in disbelief.

"Yes, yes, Ye, you are from above, from above, can you stop yelling?"

I nodded desperately.

Bai Mu looked around before letting go of me. I gasped and was about to say something when a male voice sounded behind me.

"Dear, 419?"

"..." I turned my head stiffly, and saw a rough-looking man standing behind me, with a smile like a big bad wolf on his face, and his hand touched my cheek without me reacting!Turning around silently, I yelled angrily, "Dear peat! 4 peat! Take away your trotters!!"

"Ye, calm down, calm down," Xiao Zeya hugged my waist desperately, for fear that he would go up and beat me up on impulse, "Ye, let's go, let's go."

"Go your sister, it's already here, I'm too lazy to go!" I sat down angrily.

"Okay, okay, let's not go, let's not go." Xiao Zeya said while supporting his forehead.What do you want?Are you helpless? !

"Then Xiaoyu, you can go. After all, this place is not for girls. Even if they are all gay, it is inevitable that some men and women will eat it." I said solemnly.

Xiao Zeya looked at me in surprise: "Hey! Ye, you actually know what 'men and women take all'?! Hahahaha! Miracle! Miracle! Heaven has eyes!" I punched him, and he I had an intimate contact with the marble directly.

Huh... the world is finally quiet.

At this time, Xiao Yu suddenly came over and sat down, "It's okay, they don't have that ability yet, besides, I'm not afraid when they come, anyway, I'm a lesbian."

What is Lara?I picked up Xiao Zeya from the ground and asked him to explain, "Ahem, the so-called lesbians are actually similar to our gays. Gays only like men, and lesbians only like women, commonly known as lesbians."

I threw him to the ground again, and looked at Xiaoyu in disbelief: "Xiaoyu...you..."

"Then what's the matter? You are allowed to like men but I am not allowed to like women?" Xiaoyu pouted unconvinced.

"Really, Xiao Yu, then you said you were broken in love..." I didn't say any more, afraid that what I said was true.

"Oh, I always said 'she' instead of 'he', did you hear me wrong?" Xiao Yu looked at me with contempt.At this time, Xiao Zeya, who is not afraid of death, got up again, "Hahahaha, Chinese culture is extensive and profound, I knew the night meeting would be wrong! Hahaha, to be disliked by my sister again!" on his back, "No one will think you are dumb if you don't speak!!!!"

Swiping, there were many eyes stealing from around me, I said impatiently: "What are you looking at? Haven't you seen the lecture?!"

Instead of looking back, these people stared at us with more explicit eyes. I was uncomfortable being stared at by them, so I turned my head and ignored them.But... the wretched man who was not afraid of death came again, "Darling, let's 419!"

I said it all... Kiss your sister! ! ! ! !Get the hell out of my way! ! !

Before I could yell, Bai Mu stopped me. I don't know what he said in that wretched man's ear, and that wretched man went back home.I looked at him with admiration, "Mu, you are so amazing!!"

He proudly said, "Of course!"

Xiao Zeya suddenly jumped up from the ground: "Let's have a drink!! La la la!" Tell me, have you taken medicine recently?

******

It was late at night, we were still drinking, and the tables in the private room were full of empty wine bottles.

"Hmm... waiter... two more bottles of vodka!!!" Xiao Zeya shouted arrogantly, and the waiter came over to say: "This...you have had enough."

"What are you afraid of? You won't kill anyone. Are you afraid that you won't be given money? Don't worry, we have plenty of money!" Xiaoyu continued.

"Okay..." The waiter didn't say anything, then turned back and brought us two bottles of wine.

"Hey... hiccup... I said... hiccup... have we had enough? Hiccup... if this continues, you... hiccup... are you not afraid of alcohol poisoning?" I said drunkenly.

Bai Mu frowned and raised his head from the bar, "What are you afraid of...well...anyway...I don't have anyone to worry about life and death anyway...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo In Liutiaojie, my brother is still playing darts. During the period, he kept throwing darts. It was finally settled here. When I returned to my hometown, after my grandfather found out, I was chased and ran three mountains by peat!! Too much It's terrible..." This was the first time I saw Xiao Zeya cry, and I have to say...it sounded very worrying.Worse than that toy cock!

But... Brother, you have great physical strength!

"Woohoo ... Night ... Qi ... she actually went to bed with another woman ... Woohoo ... she doesn't want me ... Woohoo ... how can this be?" Xiao Yu cried and lay on me on the arm.

"Woo... I don't know either... Li Xin hiccups too... and Li Lihan too... what can I say... woo... hiccup... well, finally decided to sue hiccup... Confess Fuck...he hiccups...he even hiccups that chance...don't give me... woo woo woo..." There is no one who knows us anyway, so why don't we cry freely?

"Hmm... Huh? Hehe... It seems that I was really dazzled by drinking too much... I actually saw the wrong person." Xiao Zeya smiled foolishly.

"Huh? You... hiccup... who did you see?" I frowned and looked at him.

"Hehehe, I must have misread it, how is it possible?" Xiao Zeya continued to say stupidly, "Heh... really misread it, how could Yizai and brother come back?"

"Huh?" I forced myself to wake up and looked at the door, only to find that the sullen Yizai and the dark-faced Bai Chenye were really standing at the door, not only that, but also brought a lot of bodyguards! !I immediately jumped up, "It's not an illusion, what the hell! Yizai is here, and Bai Chenye is here too!! Run!!" So I said...it's not eight o'clock, please don't Let's spill blood, okay? ! ! !

Bai Mu raised his head in panic, "Ah!!! Why, why is he here?! Run away!!!"

Xiaoyu had already fallen asleep, so we thought... Anyway, they don't know her, so we'll just turn back when the time comes.

After this scare, I almost woke up from the wine, "What are you still doing?! Run!!!"

The three of us looked at each other, then picked up the wine bottle on the table and threw it at them. Immediately, the "War of the Century" was staged in the private room!We threw it and shouted loudly: "Boss, all these damaged things will be counted on Bai Chenye's account! Remember it's this face!!!"

Taking advantage of the astonishment of a group of people, we saw the opportunity and rushed out the door. "Ye... Where are we going?!"

I ran desperately, "I don't know!!!!" Don't ask me everything! !

"Ye, the three of you are easily caught together. Let's run separately. I'll run first! Contact me again! Goodbye!" Xiao Zeya ran in another direction after speaking.

I go!You actually ran away alone? !But... what you said is also reasonable, damn it!

"Mu, are you with me?"

"Hmm...we...huh...don't talk, save some energy and run!"

I nodded desperately, yes!Save yourself some effort! !

I glanced back, peaty! ! !Do you want to run so fast?Are you all catching up? ! "Go to the left!" I pulled Bai Mu into the alley on the left.

"Huh... Let's rest for a while..." I pressed my knees out of breath, and Bai Mu suddenly asked, "Ye, where is this?"

"Oh... here is..." Where is this place? !I don't know either!Don't you know I'm crazy? !

"How did they come here?" I asked.

"Don't you know?" Bai Mu looked at me strangely.

"It sounds like you are doubting me?" To be questioned by a friend? !I can't stand it! !

"No, no, who could it be?" Bai Mu said to himself.

"Don't you have a tracker or something?"

"No, even if he wants to catch me, he respects my ideas. Hey, could it be that man has it on him?"

"It's not impossible." After all, Yizai's background is terrifying.

"Yu Moyi actually got him a tracker? The truth is too hateful." Bai Mu said angrily.

"You know him?"

"The third son of 'Leiserna', who doesn't know that 'Leiserner' just cooperated with Yueming Company some time ago!"

so...

"Here! They are hiding here!" Suddenly a man ran out and shouted.

Seeing that something was wrong, I dragged Bai Mu to continue running, "Run!" We bumped into that person and ran to the right.

I am suddenly desperate in the future, peat is not like this! !You thought it was Transformers? !Actually drive? !This is so unkind! ! !

"Go to the narrow place! This way cars won't be able to get in!" Bai Mu panted, and then pulled me into the gap where only one person could pass.

"Where are you going after you get out?" I asked.

"Follow me! My sense of direction is not bad." Bai Mu said proudly.

but……

"Ouch!" Bai Mu suddenly yelled.What's wrong?I hurried out and found that he had been captured by Bai Chenye.The corner of my mouth twitched, your sense of direction is indeed "okay", are your bio-GPS destinations all morning and night? !

Not only that, but there were also a boy who captured Xiao Zeya and a group of bodyguards.

The corner of my mouth twitched again, heh, heh... You guys are really good, run to your lover...

"President Bai, I'll take him back first, and I'll contact you when I'm free." Yizai said expressionlessly.I was shocked when I saw it, so this bastard can be so scary? !

Bai Chenye nodded, and Xiao Zeya "betted" Xiao Zeya and left.

"Let go of me!" Bai Mu struggled.Bai Chenye suddenly looked at him viciously, "Is it fun?"

Bai Mu swallowed, "What do you want?" Bai Chenye didn't answer Bai Mu, but looked at me, "It's really unexpected that Xiao Yeye has such a great ability to hide Xiao Mu for three months. You Should I praise you?"

"Don't care about his business! I asked for it!" Bai Mu said quickly.

Bai Chenye looked at Bai Mu coldly, "Shut up, I haven't talked about you yet, didn't I say that I'm not allowed to come out? You still play escape! Am I too indulgent to you? I'm so indulgent that you don't even come home Willing to go back? Huh?"

Bai Mu suddenly cried, "Get lost! That's not my home!!!"

"Bai Mu, my patience has a limit! Don't make me too angry!" Bai Chenye gritted his teeth.

"Anyway, I will never go back in my life! I want to live there forever!! Live with him forever!!" Bai Mu roared loudly.

Bai Chenye's face became darker, "What did you say?"

"I just want to be with Ye!!" Bai Mu said unconvinced.

"Then how about I kill him?" Bai Chenye said with a smile, his tone was very ordinary, as if he was talking about what to eat tonight.

What? !I looked at him in horror, brother, right?You want to kill me?Could it be that I am the cannon fodder in the legend? !