Brother certificate

"Well...it's like this, I ran into your brother yesterday, but he insisted on me being his man, uh...I don't want to, and then you saw, he stalks like this, wants to use force, I Not gay, but he just won't let me go." I said half-truthfully.

"so?"

"So why don't you leave a phone number, your brother can call you when I encounter something, and you will come to rescue me then, how about it?" Well, this idea is indeed a bit despicable.

"What benefits do I have?" Bai Mu raised his eyebrows.

"Don't you like your brother? You don't want him to have someone else, do you? Although I'm not gay, I'm afraid that day your brother will be too strong and I won't be able to hold on."

"Okay, name."

"Li Ye."

"Well, Li Ye, I'll be your friend, give me your phone."

I handed it to him, and he quickly pressed it a few times, "This is my number, call me if you need anything."

"Well, okay, then I..."

"Huh? Little Yeye, why are you here?" Huh?Why is this voice so familiar?

As soon as I turned around, I saw Xiao Zeya and Yu Mo one or two people looking at me with cheap smiles and waving their hands. I pressed the space between my brows, "I'm sorry, I have to leave, please ask your brother. I first Let's go, I'll treat you to dinner next time, bye." I rushed over quickly and dragged those two idiots out of the milk tea shop.

"Yu Moyi! You're dead this time!" I gritted my teeth and looked at him.

"What's the matter, Little Yeye?"

"Fuck you, I almost lost my virginity, okay? Now there's another big trouble, and thanks to you, I completely fell out with Li Xin."

Yu Moyi patted me indifferently, "Oh, you haven't lost your virginity yet, have you? Besides, I think your '□□annoyance' seems to be tall, rich and handsome, I think you obediently obey him Let's go! Besides, what's wrong with falling out with Li Xin? Don't you hate him? Since you're so entangled, it's better to break up, don't you think?"

"It's your uncle, yes!" I slapped his hand hard.Suddenly, something came to my mind, "Then why are you here?"

"Hey, my family lives near here, come down today to buy something, look." He showed me the big and small bags in his hand. "How about you go up and sit down?"

"It's better not to." I shirked.I still want to find Xiaofei, where is the time to go to your place?

"Hey~ Come on, come on, why are you being polite to us? Hmm~" Xiao Zeya walked towards his house with his arms around my shoulders without any politeness.Fuck!You are kidnapping people and breaking the law!

When I was struggling, I saw that in the restaurant opposite, Li Xin was sitting with a very beautiful girl, talking and laughing.

It really is a girlfriend, so happy.You keep saying that you like me, but you just use me as a tool to vent your desire, heh, do you just want to do that kind of thing with your brother often, the forbidden feeling?Hehe, it's really sad that my elder brother is treated like this.

I feel stuffy in my heart, a dull pain, this feeling is really strange...

Suddenly he looked up to me, I was startled, he saw me...

Let's go!

******

"Ye, what's the matter, do you have something on your mind? You seem a little unhappy..." Maybe my disappointment was so obvious that even Xiao Zeya, a stupid person, could see it.

"Yeah, I'm not happy, you two 'kidnapped' me just like that." I said lightly, "But...it's okay if you come, since you two have the guts to 'kidnap' me, then you have to do it well Prepare to be punished~" He smiled wickedly.

I was satisfied to see Yizai and the bitch swallowed their saliva, "Xiaoyeye, this is a disease, it needs to be cured!"

Ga?Are you advertising? !What's wrong with me?

"What disease?" I vaguely felt the veins on my forehead beating non-stop.

"Xiaoyeye, have you stayed with Si Qi for a long time? Are you infected?"

"Oh~ from this point of view...it seems to be infected..." Heh heh heh, the black-bellied aura is in full bloom!

"Hey, drink some Coke first, we'll take you to the doctor then!" The bitch smiled cheaply and handed me a can of Coke.

"Hehe, let me vent my anger before you take me to see it! I'll fight!" I put down my Coke and threw myself at the two of them.

"Wow! Help! Murder your relatives..."

"What are you kissing?"

"Uh... plotting, murdering relatives and friends!"

Hmph, you're smart!But I won't let you go so easily!Take it!

"Ah! Yizi save me!"

"I can't save you either, don't you see that we are in the same situation now? We can't get out of the clutches! Lord Demon King, please let me go!" Yu Moyi, who was trampled by me, begged for mercy.

10 minutes later--

"Phew... I'm so tired, beating you two actually made me so tired." I lay on the ground in a "big" shape, panting endlessly.

"How is it, is Xiaoyeye in a better mood now?" Yizai asked in a little pain, covering his face.

I couldn't help feeling warm in my heart. It turned out that these two people killed me to make me happy...

"Well. Thank you very much for today." I said shyly.

The slut was as shocked as if his ancestral grave had been dug up, and pinched him, "Yi, Yizi, did you hear that Ye actually... actually said thank you to us?! Bahahahaha! I have no regrets in this life!!! "

Fuck, is it that exaggerated? !

Two weeks later, the students from the first and second grades of senior high school have returned.

I opened the seat and found that the desk was full of letters. I took out all of them and found that there was a heart on them. Oh my god...these are not love letters, are they?Hahaha, could it be that these girls have finally discovered that I am a good man of the new generation?

I picked up a copy and looked at the signature, this one—Wang... Steel... Bomb?

This girl's name is really tough, but it's not surprising these days. There are even girls named Zhao Xiaogang and Zhang Dapao. What's the matter, maybe she is a very beautiful girl?

I looked at the content, and she asked me to meet me in the playground behind the school after the second class.

Xiao Zeya over there leaned over slyly, "Wow! Ye, you are..."

Hehehe, are you envious?

"You are so bothered to write love letters to so many girls?!" Damn it!You two hundred and five! "Nimma, let me see clearly, this is a love letter written by the girls to me!"

Then I saw Xiao Zeya's expression looking at the monster, "Tsk tsk tsk, this world, alas..."

"What do you mean to explain clearly to the labor and management!!!" I gave him a chestnut.

"No, it's not interesting, hey, sit down quickly, Lao Wang is here." Xiao Zeya pointed to the door of the classroom and said.

I turned my head and looked, ho!Really, forget it, this time it's your fate.

******

I came to the back playground according to what the letter said, but I looked left and right and didn't see a girl. Instead, a boy with black-rimmed glasses walked towards me excitedly.

Do you need me?

He excitedly held my shoulder, hey, buddy, I have something to say!

"You... are you Senior Li Ye?"

"Ah... yes, who are you?" I forced a smile.

"Ah, hello senior Li Ye, my name is Wang Gangtan, and my nickname is Iron Hammer." Fuck me!God are you punishing me? !How to send me a man? !

"Hmm... you, hello... May I ask if you have something to do?" Nima, who will save me!

"It's like this, I... I am a freshman in high school this year. You picked me up when I was a freshman. I... I have admired you for a long time, and I also like you very much..."

"Student, can you let go first?" I struggled slightly.

"Ah! Yes, I'm sorry...I'm too, too excited..." Wang Gangtan let me go in a panic.

"Huh...classmate, let me tell you, I don't like men, that's it, goodbye." I turned to leave, but found that my right hand was held by him, and he looked at me with teary eyes, I'll go, you are a big man Why are you crying? !And, please let go, can you stop touching someone's wound so accurately? !

"Learn, senior, is there something wrong with me?"

Dear, the bad thing you do is that you don't let me go. "Student, you let me go back, okay..." I didn't say anything when I was tricked by you!Don't give labor and capital an inch!

"Senior, I... I really like you..." I don't like you... Labor and management like the best woman!I don't want to bring one below!

Suddenly, he didn't hold my hand anymore, instead he had an extra hand on his shoulder, what the hell!so bold? !Just when I was about to yell, "This classmate, I'm sorry, he has a boyfriend."

Lying, trough, you, big, grandpa! ! ! !

Why is this two hundred and five in our school?

Bai Chenye narrowed his eyes and looked at Wang Gangtan, "So, please go quickly, otherwise..."

"Ah, yes, I'm sorry, I, I'm leaving now!" Then he ran away in a hurry.

I patted the salty pig's hand on my shoulder mercilessly, "Why are you in my school?!"

"Oh, Xiaoyeye, don't worry about this! Look, if it weren't for me, you might not be able to escape and you will definitely be haunted by him in the future, so do you want to thank me?" It makes sense. ...

"Thank you." I am usually not stingy with the word "thank you".

Bai Chenye frowned dissatisfied, "That's it?" Then what do you think?

"You have to kiss me anyway?" I laughed dryly, put my hands in my pockets to unlock the phone, and then secretly sent a message to Bai Mu.

[Your brother is in the playground behind our school, hurry up and help! ! ! 】

I pressed "send" and I breathed a sigh of relief.

"What's wrong with Xiao Yeye?" Bai Chenye raised his eyebrows.

"No, it's nothing..." Anyway, you are about to be "arrested and brought to justice", and I'm still afraid that you are drying wool? !

Come on, Li Ye, as long as you are delaying for a while.

Ten minutes later, Bai Mu came to us panting, probably because he came running, and his steps were a little weak when walking.

Bai Chenye frowned and rushed over to embrace Bai Luo in his arms, "Xiao Mu! Why are you here?"

"I... Ph... Ph... I'm here to find you..." Bai Mu gasped.

"Tsk, where's the tutor? Where's the housekeeper? Where's the bodyguards? What are they doing for dinner?! They let you come here alone!" Bai Chenye's forehead was bulging with veins, and he seemed really angry.

"You can't come out for too long, go back quickly." Then Bai Chenye hugged Bai Mu and left. Before leaving, I saw Bai Mu give me an "ok" gesture.

Heh...heh, big brother, you are so good at it, you actually made a joke of your own life.

In the past two days, I met all the people who wrote love letters, and they were all men, and every time I couldn't escape, Baichen Nightclub "kindly" helped me out.Does this guy have nothing to do all day?Running so many times a day.Poor Bai Mu, who tried everything to help me.

Damn, I never believe that there will be any girls with such powerful names in the world. The names of these people are Wang Dapao, Li Goudan, Lin Ergou, Jia Yingjun, etc... Damn, they would Some parents named their children this name.

Fortunately, the last person named Xiao Budian was a girl, but... why Mao is a girl with buck teeth!And forget it, this person actually asked me to hand over the love letter to Li Xin! ! ! !

I have a big wipe!Do you dare to cheat a little more? ! !

I returned to the classroom decadently and began to re-examine myself.

"Hey..." I don't know that this is the first time I've sighed. Is it true that I don't attract girls at all?But I'm not gay!

Looking at the letter in my hand, my heart is in a mess, do I really want to see Li Xin?But we are still in the cold war. These days, as I said, Li Xin has never appeared in front of my eyes. If I go now, doesn't it mean that I am submissive?How about that? !

"Li Ye, what's wrong with you?" I instantly felt the chrysanthemum tighten, Si Si Si Si Si Si Qi? ! !

Turning back stiffly, "Hi, hi... Girl, Your Majesty, good afternoon..." Who will tell me why Si Qi is here?Isn't she from class one?

"Straighten your tongue!"

"Yes!! I just want to ask why Her Majesty is here." Fuck, I slapped myself regretfully, and I regretted it forever... She didn't hear anything, she didn't hear anything heard nothing...

"Why am I here?" Si Qi raised an eyebrow, "Passing by."

If you want to abuse me, just say it... If you really want to make up a reason, can you please make up a reason that can be believed?You are in Class 10, on the top floor, and I am in Class [-], on the first floor. How could you pass by in [-] minutes between classes? !The most important thing is... this kind of reason that you can tell is false when you hear it, you actually say it without blushing! ! !