Brother certificate

In the car, I kept silent and kept staring out the window, looking at the people and things outside the window, and glanced at Li Xin from time to time. Li Xin was just sitting, with some embarrassment and grievance on his face.

Hello!What are you wronged?Shouldn't it be me who should be wronged? !

The mother looked worried: "Oh, when will you two children reconcile?"

Impossible in the next life!I answered in my heart.

After a while, my mother said apologetically: "Xiao Ye, both parents are busy today, so you can spend your birthday with Xiao Xin by yourself, and next time, my mother will definitely make it up to you."

"No need, Mom." I said lightly.Just kidding, let me live with Li Xin, it would be better than nothing!

When we arrived at the school, Li Xin and I said goodbye to our parents and went straight to the gate. A large group of girls rushed over screaming, but they were all directed at Li Xin.

That's right, that's one of the reasons why I hate him, he looks exactly the same, why do these girls only notice Li Xin, they say Li Xin is masculine and handsome, but I'm all over him.

Hey, what's the matter with the "thin" breath?I am very thin, so what?Body type discrimination?I snorted and moved on, when I suddenly saw my best friend, bad friend and roommate——Jiang Jianluo.A pair of shining obsidian eyes, a straight nose, a pointed chin, thin lips showing a natural pink color, every smiling movement and expression is perfect like the top work of an art master!

"Hi~ Xiao Ye. Did you have fun in summer vacation?" Jiang Jianluo greeted first.

I went up to greet him directly, "Well...it's okay, but I haven't seen you for a long time, boss, and I miss you very much. Hey, are the bitch and Yizi here?" To be honest, I am still very dissatisfied. I seem to be the shortest among my peers...

Jiang Jianluo laughed a few times, stretched out his hand to rub my hair, and then helped me carry my luggage, "Haha, of course we are here, no, Ozawa and Yizai asked me to pick you up. Let's go back to the dormitory." Pick me up ?Oh, although I don't want to admit it, but... I am indeed a road idiot...

"Well, Xiao Jiangzi, lead the way." I agreed immediately before Jiang Jianluo's words fell, and I didn't want to stay with Li Xin for a moment.

Jiang Jianluo shook his head helplessly, and said cooperatively, "Hey, please come from the emperor's side." Then he made a gesture of invitation.

So I happily went back to the dormitory with Jiang Jianluo, leaving behind Li Xin who was still surrounded by girls and couldn't get out.

I followed Jiang Jianluo for about ten minutes, and finally arrived at the dormitory.I happily opened the door of the dormitory, and what I saw was an expressionless but handsome boy wearing black-rimmed glasses sitting beside the bed, with a laptop on his lap, typing intently.And on the lower bunk near the balcony on the right side, a boy with fluffy blond hair hanging on his forehead is lying on the bed lazily playing with his mobile phone. Although he can't see his face, he can still guess it , this blond boy is very handsome.

Jiang Jianluo closed the door carefully, and the two of them raised their heads at the same time when they heard the sound of the door opening and closing. When they saw me, they jumped up happily and kissed and hugged me.

"Aww, our birthday star Xiaoyeye is finally here! I'm so bored to wait!" The blond boy threw himself on me and looked at me coquettishly.This person's name is Yu Moyi, he is of Chinese-American mixed race, and he competes with Li Xin in terms of women.

The black glasses on the other side also hugged me and kept rubbing against my face, "Ye~ are you stuck in bed? We've made us wait so long!" The corner of my mouth twitched, hello, just Can't you maintain a cool and noble image?The guy who I thought was calm and paralyzed before this sweep was named Xiao Zeya, 17 years old, and an internet writer.Uh... because he is usually too cheap, so we kindly call him... "Bitch".

I pushed them away vigorously, stood up and straightened my clothes, "Enough of you, don't stick to me like this when I come here." I'm the youngest among them, okay? !

Xiao Zeya looked at us with "tearful eyes", choked up and said, "Woo... Ye, don't we miss you? You actually... woo..." Then he turned and threw himself into Yu Moyi's arms. Mo Yi also took advantage of the situation and hugged him, softly "comforting", "Oh, be good, be good, Ozawa, don't cry, if you cry, you won't be cute~"

The corner of my mouth twitched again, "Go, go, really, did you get spring early in the morning?" I waved my hand helplessly, and suddenly——

With a sound of "Bang!", the door of the dormitory was kicked open, we looked back in horror, and finally saw a demon in angel skin——Si Qi.

Si Qi is a very beautiful girl, with creamy skin, red lips and white teeth, icy muscles and delicate bones, fluttering eyelashes like butterfly wings, and short hair that flutters in the wind.The originally beautiful girl stood with her hands on her hips and her feet spread apart, looking like a woman who would not give in to a man.She is the bravest female man and school belle in our school.

The four of us couldn't help but drenched our backs in cold sweat when we saw this battle, swallowed a few times with difficulty, and finally——I was pushed out cruelly by those three people.

I wanted to cry immediately, hey, hey, are you three still brothers? !Is there such a pair of brothers?Even if you are not a brother, you should take care of the younger one. Damn it, you three just wait for me! ! !

I bite the bullet and show a smile that is uglier than crying, "Daughter, Your Majesty the Queen, what is the purpose of visiting such a humble place as me this morning?"

Si Qi smiled darkly, "Nothing, can I find you?"

I feel like my clothes should be completely wet, "D-of course..."

Si Qi smiled, pulled my collar and walked out. I couldn't help but look back at those three people, only to find that they were giving me a military salute like idiots.Respect you uncle ah!I'm not going to die!Woohoo, although this is not far from death...

After a while, I was dragged to the back playground of the school. Si Qi was looking at me imposingly, "Li Ye, do you know why I came to you today?"

"Small, I don't know..." My heart skipped a beat, Mom, it was too scary, because I was tortured before, so now I just need to hear Si Qi's voice and not be scared to pee.Now I can only pray that God will come and save me.

Si Qi smiled smugly, and touched his chin, "Hehe, you are lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist! Why didn't you answer my call this morning?"

I staggered and fell powerlessly on the grass. Oh my god, is it just for this reason?But... if you don't explain it, the consequences will be even worse, and it's not like you haven't tasted Si Qi's power, tsk tsk tsk, Si Qi's methods... We and the people in the dormitory all know...

I don't want to cry, "Daughter, Your Majesty... The little one should be asleep at that time, and I didn't hear it. Your Majesty, please let the little one go..."

Si Qi shrugged and walked towards me step by step. I froze in place, unable to move.Fuck, Li Ye, you are a useless guy, you are a man after all!move!move!

Finally, when Si Qi came up to me and lifted my chin with her index finger, I still couldn't move... WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooWhy don't you dare to move?That’s right, I can’t blame me for that. Apart from means, Si Qi is also the fastest runner among the girls in our school. Even the boys may not be able to beat her. I’m not good at sports, so I can’t even win, and ah ... If caught, he will be sentenced to death. Si Qi has a karate black belt level 3...

"Well~ Li Ye, you can't say that, you will be punished, have you forgotten what you said on the phone yesterday?" Si Qi smiled softly, but in my eyes, Nima!Devil stay away from me! ! !

My useless body was finally able to move, I stepped back suddenly, and then I was pulled up by a force, mom! !God came to save me? !I turned my head to look overjoyed, and suddenly I laughed like a rotten tomato, and my face suddenly turned black.

Peat... Who will tell me why it's Li Xin again?

Li Xin seemed to have noticed my gaze, turned her head and smiled softly and kept discharging, "Brother, although it is summer now, you will still catch a cold sitting on the ground! Come on, let me take my brother back."

Si Qi looked at us with a half-smile, but why was the light shining in his eyes swollen? ! !

I saw Si Qi and Li Xin exchanged glances silently, and then Si Qi left.And I finally let go of that hanging heart, hoo... finally left.

I looked at Li Xin with some embarrassment, "Uh...thank...thank you." This seems to be the seventh time I say thank you to Li Xin, right?And... it seems that it's all because of Si Qi...

Li Xin smiled softly, and her voice was so gentle that water dripped out, "If brother really wants to thank me... just promise me with your body."

I patted his head slightly angrily, "No seriousness, send me back!"

Li Xin was hurt for a moment, but I still saw it, hey!What are you hurting? !

"Yes brother, come this way." Then Li Xin led the way.

This kid is really annoying, and it was the same before. Once I said thank you, his next words were nothing more than "promise with your body" and "give yourself to him".I really suspect that this kid Jin Kela has drunk too much.

After finally returning to the dormitory, Li Xin was reluctant to leave at the door, I cast him a glance impatiently, and finally...kicked him out.

As soon as Li Xin disappeared, Yizai and Ji Huanren looked at me like a monster again, and then hugged me, "Tsk tsk, it's not easy, Xiaoyeye, this time I went here and came back in less than an hour. Not bad! You really deserve to be our good comrade!" The veins on my forehead bulged, and I got angry when I mentioned this, and seeing the smiling faces of the two of them, I rewarded each of them with a chestnut. "The peat said don't cling to me! Don't you understand?! Also, why do you push me every time?! The three of you colluded, didn't you? Bully me?!"

Jiang Jianluo wanted to intervene, but I interrupted, "Shut up, boss! It's none of your business, why...why should one or two bully me?" Being kissed by Li Xin is already wronged enough. You treat me like this, this is simply not the life of a human being!

"...Xiao Ye, calm down, I will teach the two boys a lesson, don't cry." Jiang Jianluo stretched out her hand in a panic to stop me, for fear that I would cry.

I sneered, motioned for him to come over, and then slapped him hard, "Do you think I am such a person who cries easily? It's just that I feel uncomfortable." After speaking, I gave the bitch a hard look He and Yizai, the two of them froze immediately, "I'm sorry..." When the voice as thin as a mosquito came, I smiled with satisfaction.

Xiao Zeya and Yu Moyi suddenly became serious. They were so respectful that they nearly knelt down, "Xiaoyeye, today is your birthday, the bitch and I are just joking with you, don't be angry~"

"That's right! Ye~ Yizai and I are really messing around with you, don't be angry! By the way, we still have a gift for you~" Xiao Zeya smiled apologetically.

"What gift?" I asked.But what they said next almost didn't kill me.

"Hey~" The two said in unison: "It's everything that happened since you came here, how is it? Are you happy?"

The black line on my door, the blue veins have spread from my forehead to the back of my hand, what the hell... I really shouldn't let those two idiots go!Phew...you're so stupid, let me eat all of them! !

Those two idiots were still giggling, and I slapped each other, "Damn stupid, go to hell!" Then I sat on the bed angrily, watching Jiang Jianluo and Si stupid who finally realized that I was wrong The duo helped me pack my luggage, make the bed carefully, etc. Then I turned around to get a glass of water, but was so scared that I almost sprained my ankle.

"Ah!!" It was Yu Moyi's voice, and I turned around in horror.

Xiao Zeya said boredly: "Yizi, what's your name, why don't you come to help?"

"No!" Yizai pulled Xiao Zeya and whispered something in his ear, his eyes lit up immediately, and there were two gold stars attached, "Ye~ How did you get the strawberry on your neck?"