I got married with the flower of the high mountain that I teased

In the study, Pei Jue was sitting at the table, caressing the pages of the book with his slender fingers casually, pursing his thin lips slightly, with a cold expression.

Yes, that's the guy, reading the vulgar pamphlets.

A few days ago, the guards of the Wangfu bought a carload of short story books with three taels of silver, and they piled them up in the Wangye's study.

[Disharmony in sexual intercourse is the primary factor leading to the breakup of the relationship between husband and wife] Pei Jue frowned and thought about it carefully.

He and his burning have no sexual intercourse, so there is no sexual disharmony, so the relationship will not break down.

Full marks for logic.

[Some people are paralyzed, dumb, incomprehensible, and can't even speak love words, yet they even have wives. 】His Royal Highness Prince Yu immediately twitched the corners of his mouth, proving that he was not talking about himself.

[After doing this, he will be devoted to you. 】His Royal Highness King Yu's eyes stayed on this sentence, holding a pen expressionlessly, drawing in circles, very serious.

At this time, Shen Wushi, who didn't know anything, was listening to Xie Leader's complaints.

Xie Wenzhu is really too bitter.Under the influence of his elders since he was a child, he vowed to be a hero and maintain the stability of the world.After becoming the leader of the martial arts alliance, he has worked hard all day long, taking care of everything big and small.

For example, whose wife ran away with the wild man again, whose family couldn't handle the pot, whose child cried again...

Not only that, but you have to be on guard against retaliation at all times.

According to incomplete statistics, the wells of the Wulin League are poisoned every ten days.The safety of life is threatened all the time. The servants of the Wulin League are running and fleeing, leaving only the group of people who followed the old leader back then.

In the past few years, there were often unruly women and even men kneeling at the door with their children in their arms, weeping and crying, asking Leader Xie to take responsibility, otherwise they would bump their heads to death on the stone lion at the door of the Wulin League.

... The stone lion bared its teeth and danced its claws, looking a little innocent.

Or Shen Wushi thought of a once-and-for-all solution to spread the news that Leader Xie would not act, and sure enough nothing like this happened again.

Xie Wenzhu was very grateful to Shen Wushi for this.

Although he often wonders, he is considered a good-looking talent, why no one has ever proposed to him.

This time, Xie Wenzhu said that there were so many things and too much pressure. He no longer wanted to be a martial arts leader. No one knew how many tears he had shed in the night when no one was around.

... Shen Wushi was exaggerated, and silently handed over the small handkerchief.

Xie Wenzhu pretended to wipe away the tears that did not exist.

Shen Wushi rubbed his forehead and said calmly, "Speak."

Leader Xie seriously took out a map from his pocket: "Brother Shen, it's like this."

Shen Wushi: "..."

Shen Wushi looked at the circle marked with a red pen on the map, and joked, "Is it a treasure map? Thank you, leader, is it going to be released?"

Xie Wenzhu was so poor that he had resigned himself to his fate a long time ago. He never thought about whether it would happen or not. He said calmly: "It's still Heiyun Castle. The other side has been rampant recently. All the places marked with circles on the map are where they are active."

... Shen Wushi looked at the circle that was almost full of paper.

Xie Wenzhu swung his hand in a big circle, and said sadly: "Look at this range, isn't it particularly frenzied?"

Shen Wushi: "..."

Xie Wenzhu was filled with righteous indignation: "The most infuriating thing is that they invited out all the old things that they quit many years ago."

Even though Leader Xie's expression was particularly unreliable, Shen Wushi was aware of the seriousness of the matter.

Xie Wenzhu sighed, worried: "Brother Shen, have you heard about the recent incident?"

Shen Wushi shook his head in confusion.

Xie Wenzhu immediately looked at him with that [what do you do every day, why don't you even know this].

Young Master Shen who spends time with his sweetheart every day: "..."

A few days ago, someone disappeared in a small village, and when he was found, he turned into a mummified corpse.His complexion is dusty, to be precise, he has no complexion at all, his face is just a wrinkled layer of skin.

Shen Wushi looked at the sky outside, and said to Ren: "I'll go and have a look tomorrow."

The two were talking about something, when one of his subordinates suddenly came in to report that someone had fainted at the door and couldn't wake up no matter what.

Xie Wenzhu said indifferently: "This is the No. 20 person who fell at the gate of the Wulin League this month."

I really can't figure out why there are always people trying to sneak into the Wulin League through such inferior methods?

Shen Wushi: "..."

Shen went out without incident to find out about the situation.It turned out that a person was walking when he suddenly tilted his body and fell to the ground.

Shen Wushi squatted on the ground, looked at it for a while, and came to a conclusion: "It's a small matter, just a needle."

Shen Wushi thought about it, decided to treat it on the spot, and ordered: "Bring the silver needle here."

The boy said, "We don't have silver needles here."

Shen Wushi said casually: "Embroidery needles are also fine, remember to roast them with fire first."

The people on the ground did not respond.

After a while, the embroidery needles arrived.Shen Wushi rolled up his sleeves, gearing up, eager to try.

The young man couldn't help sighing: "I didn't expect Mr. Shen to know how to prick needles."

"Who said that?" Shen Wushi twisted a needle and said calmly, "I don't know how to prick needles."

... The people on the ground immediately bounced up.

Shen Wushi wondered, "Woke up so soon?"

The man exaggerated: "Wake up, wake up."

Shen Wushi looked at the tip of the needle glowing with silver light, and greeted, "Is there any discomfort?"

The man shook his head like a rattle: "No, no."

Shen Wushi sighed: "Although I woke up, there should be sequelae, and I still need a few injections."

The man immediately jumped up and wanted to run.

Shen Wushi gave an order: "Hold him."

Several servants held the man down.

Shen Wushi looked at the neat and silver embroidery needles, twisted them like money, and planned to pierce all of them.

The man's face immediately changed: "Hero, please forgive me, I'm just joking, I'm a good person..."

"Quiet," Shen Wushi didn't listen to his explanation, and stared at the silver needle seriously, "My hand shakes when I'm frightened, and if I shake my hand, it's easy to stick it sideways. I'm not responsible for bleeding."

The man shivered and wanted to hide, but he couldn't hide because he was held down: "No need, I'm in very good health."

Shen Wushi sighed, and said earnestly: "If you are sick, treat it, how can you not cherish your body so much?"

The man had a sore nose and was about to cry.

"Don't be so touched," Shen Wushi comforted, "You are not in good health, why don't you stay here to recuperate your injuries? Anyway, this is the place you miss so much. I will ask Leader Xie to send someone to give you needles every day, continuously a month."

The servant at the side whispered, "No one here knows how to prick needles."

Shen Wushi said calmly: "It's okay, I don't know how to do it too? Everyone, be casual and practice slowly."

It was so scary, the man's expression changed, and he was so frightened that he froze: "Hero! Please spare me! Don't worry about it! Can't I get out!"

Shen Wushi quickly dismissed that person, and it is estimated that no one would dare to come to the gate of the Wulin League to pretend to be fainted for a long time.

The efficiency is so high, Leader Xie couldn't help but invite: "Brother Shen, why don't you stay and find a half-time job with me?"

Shen Wushi: "..."

Xie Wenzhu seductively said: "My place is warm in winter and cool in summer, and I will give out chicken legs to everyone during festivals."

After he said this, Shen Wushi realized that there was a hole in the roof, and the north wind was blowing into the house.

Shen Wushi coughed lightly, and began to sell friends: "Have you met Pavilion Master Ning?"

Xie Wenzhu's eyes suddenly changed.

Shen Wushi guessed: "Unpleasant?"

Leader Xie shook his head, and spoke with longing: "I just didn't expect there to be such a pure and kind person in the world."

Shen Wushi: "..."

Xie Wenzhu's heart fluttered: "Pavilion Master Ning is a little shy, he stutters, he is not generally cute."

...Are you sure you are talking about Ning Xianghuai?Shen Wushi's jaw almost dropped.

Xie Wenzhu was completely immersed in memories, and the breath around him became sweeter: "He also speaks in a soft voice, very weak, making people want to protect him."

"..." Shen Wushi's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but said, "Then did you find any strange things, such as flower petals or something?"

Xie Wenzhu just remembered, and his eyes became more gentle: "At that time, Pavilion Master Ning was pruning flowers and branches, and there were tears in the corners of his eyes. Although he wiped them deliberately, they did not escape my eyes."

To be precise, he was completely captured the moment he met Shang Ning Xianghuai's panicked eyes.

... Shen Wushi's intuition told himself that the truth is definitely not what Xie Wenzhu imagined.

"There is a faint fragrance on him." Xie Wenzhu was completely lost in memory, "But I dare not be too reckless, for fear of scaring him, and I can't bear to touch it."

... Hurry up and touch it, Ning Xianghuai's hunger and thirst are far beyond your imagination.

Xie Wenzhu said seriously: "I have already planned to quietly create more opportunities to be alone, and strive to catch up with him within two years."

"..." Shen Wushi did not express any opinion on this matter.

After coming out from Leader Xie, Shen Wushi thought that he would go to the small village tomorrow to see what Xie Wenzhu said, so he needed to add some equipment.

Shen Wushi suddenly remembered the small cubicle in the palace, which had everything that could be expected, and everything was very suitable for him.

If you talk to the prince, he will definitely give it.But Shen Wushi was a little embarrassed.Maybe it's... the pride of being the head of the family?

Stealing is also outrageous.

Paying money is even more unreasonable.

Anyway, go and have a look.Shen Wushi rummaged into the palace overnight, slipped into the destination familiarly, rummaged twice, and found a small bottle containing pills that he hadn't seen before, it should be a new addition.

Where did the palace get so many weird things?Shen Wushi sniffed it, it was pungent, and he put it away.

The courtyard was full of moonlight, and the winter night was quiet and cold.At this point, the prince should be asleep, right?Shen Wushi didn't go over to say hello to Pei Jue, and left on tiptoe.

Pei Jue, who was hiding in the dark, looked at the back of his sweetheart and reflected with a slumped face. Could it be that this king is mean and fierce?Difficult to get along with and difficult to speak?Otherwise, why would you rather take it secretly than speak to me?

Shen Wushi jumped off the wall, clapped his hands and stood firm.But I didn't expect the ground to be a little slippery, and one fell back without stepping on it firmly.

Shen Wushi yelled in a low voice, and with a muffled "bang", he fell to the ground.It happened that there was some sewage on the ground, and the water splashed slightly.

Shen Wushi stood up humming and was about to rub his butt.

Suddenly there is an extra hand on the buttocks.

Shen Wushi was so frightened that he almost jumped up, and then he heard a familiar voice next to his ear: "Are you all right?"

"It's okay..." Shen Wushi moved his body unnaturally.

Pei Jue saw someone fall all the way, but he didn't have time to catch him, and felt distressed, so he rubbed him gently.

Shen Wushi's ears were red: "Don't rub it any more."

...It's like this when we meet, what does it look like?

Pei Jue raised his head to wipe off the stains on the little cat's face, took a look at his dirty hands, and made sure that there was no wound at all, so he was relieved and picked him up horizontally.

Shen Wushi hurriedly said: "No, the clothes are all mud-"

Pei Jue: "Keep your voice low, do you want people to watch?"

Only then did Shen Wushi quiet down.

Pei Jue carried him all the way back to the room, and ordered his servants to prepare a bucket of hot water.

Why don't you ask me why I came to the palace?Shen Wushi was full of thoughts, and his heart was up and down.

Pei Jue directly took out the things in his arms, and said calmly: "This is confiscated, I won't give it to you."

Shen Wushi: "..."

Pei Jue was expressionless: "Because this king is stingy and fierce."

Shen Wushi: "..."

Pei Jue suggested: "You can come again tomorrow night. The guards in the house know you, so they won't make too much trouble. Be careful, and you can take it away without anyone noticing."

Now that the matter has come to an end, Shen Wushi pulled the man's sleeve and whispered: "I'm not embarrassed to speak..."

Pei Jue asked back: "Is it okay to touch other people's places a few days ago?"

Shen Wushi: "..." It was as if I fumbled alone.

Pei Jue said calmly, "I've been messing around for so long."

... If it weren't for the special circumstances, Shen Wushi would really doubt someone's staying power in deliberately showing off.

"Ok?"

Shen pursed his mouth indifferently.

Pei Jue's tone softened a little, and he said softly, "Did you hurt from the fall just now?"

Shen Wushi: "It doesn't hurt."

Pei Jue wiped the person's face clean with a handkerchief, then wiped the person's fingers carefully, and said, "So you think I won't give it to you?"

Shen Wushi hurriedly said: "Of course not."

Pei Jue raised his hand and tapped the man's forehead: "Of course this king won't give it to you right away."

Shen Wushi: "..."

"But at most, I will ask for a few kisses," Pei Jue scratched his nose, "Is it too much?"

Shen Wushi whispered: "It's just that it's not too much, so I'm embarrassed."

Pei Jue: "Then make some more excessive demands?"

Shen Wushi blinked: "You mean a promise with your body? It's okay."

Pei Jue: "..." What should I do if my sweetheart is too unrestrained?

At this time, hot water was delivered.Pei Jue tested the temperature of the water, and said to humanity: "It's dirty, take off your clothes."

Shen Wushi pawed twice, and took off only his underwear.

Pei Jue calmly moved his gaze away.

Shen Wushi just jumped in front of people.

Pei Jue: "..."

Shen Wushi invited: "Shall we take a bath together?"

His Royal Highness King Yu's Adam's apple twitched, and said with difficulty: "You wash first."

Shen Wushi hugged him, bent his eyes: "A Jue."

Pei Jue: "Alright, let's take a bath first."

Shen Wushi said softly: "Did you feed me ecstasy soup, otherwise how could I like you so much?"

When Pei Jue met those pure and bright eyes, the little flame in his heart burned even more.

Shen Wushi hooked his neck and whispered: "Hurry up and propose marriage."

Pei Jue held the man's waist tightly.

"Then we can have a bridal chamber." Shen Wushi muttered softly again.

Pei Jue's hand on the man's waist tightened suddenly, and his Adam's apple moved.

Shen Wushi leaned over, kissed his Adam's apple, and licked it with the tip of his tongue when he left.

Pei Jue took a tight breath: "Shen is fine."

Shen Wushi rubbed noses with him, and for some reason tonight, he didn't want to leave him for a second.

Pei Jue suppressed his voice: "Let go first."

Shen Wushi didn't want to let go, and tightened his grip.

Pei Jue bit his earlobe and said ambiguously, "I'm going to find something."

... Shen Wushi let go of his hand all at once, not daring to make any more waves, and even tried to jump two feet away.

Pei Jue clasped his waist, raised his brows: "Are you going to run away?"

"No," Shen Wushi swallowed, pretending to be calm, "How could I run away?"

Pei Jue hugged him horizontally.

Shen Wushi subconsciously covered Xiao Ranran, feeling awkward, and moved his hand away again.

Pei Jue was amused, and carefully put him in the bathtub.

Is it going to be in the tub for the first time?So powerful?Shen Wushi was a little nervous.

Pei Jue seemed to be looking for something, and asked, "What fragrance do you like?"

It's terrible that the plaster has a fragrance.Shen Wushi's mind went blank, and he said, "It's up to you..."

After finishing speaking, he added weakly: "Actually, I like lighter flavors, and I don't like strong fragrances."

Pei Jue held back his laughter and said, "Why?"

Shen Wushi whispered: "The smell is so strong, it must be uncomfortable..."

After a while, Pei Jue squatted down, holding a small fragrant box in his hand, which contained fragrant lumps.

Shen Wushi looked at the lump and said in shock, "Why is it so hard?"

Didn't it mean that lubricating plasters are... semi-solidified?

Pei Jue calmly hit the small incense stick on his wet arm and rubbed the bubbles.

Shen Wushi: "..."

Shen Wushi really wanted to dive into the water at this moment, he was too ashamed to drown.

The air was a little silent, Pei Jue deliberately asked: "Are you satisfied with this scent?"

Shen Wushi lowered his head: "It's okay..."

Pei Jue suppressed a smile: "It's not hard, is it?"

Shen Wushi squeezed out a word from his throat: "Hmm..."

Pei Jue said slowly, "Are you comfortable?"

Shen Wushi: "..." Why is this person so bad?

Pei Jue rubbed the man's head, and wiped the bubbles from his hand on the tip of the delicate nose: "Didn't you be quite wavy just now?"

"Dirty," Shen Wushi retorted with a blushing face, "I clearly did it naturally when I was deeply in love, it was very pure."

Pei Jue: "Lick other people's Adam's apple when you are deeply in love?"

Shen Wushi: "..."

Pei Jue said meaningfully: "Remember, you like light fragrance."

Shen Wushi: "..."

It seems that someone didn't prepare plaster this time, and Shen Wushi suddenly became unafraid, and even taught Pei Jue a lesson in his heart.

Didn't even prepare plaster?Do you know that you are in a relationship and may go off at any time?

Shen Wushi sighed, and said earnestly: "The opportunity is fleeting."

Pei Jue: "..."

Shen Wushi patted the prince on the shoulder: "The next time may have to wait until the year of the monkey."

Pei Jue: "..."

Shen Wushi suppressed a smile and gloated: "Your Highness King Yu is so pitiful."

Pei Jue looked at the person and said calmly: "Shouldn't this king let you go?"

Shen Wushi raised his face, fearless: "But you didn't prepare anything."

Pei Jue calmly said, "Do you mind using other things?"

for example--?Shen Wushi blinked his eyes, his brain short-circuited for a while.

Pei Jue said slowly: "The small incense stick just now is quite suitable after melting, or there are other—"

Shen Wushi secretly thought that it was not good, and hurriedly said: "I really mind, I really mind."

Pei Jue: "But the opportunity is fleeting."

Shen Wushi: "..." Someone is really dark.

Shen Wushi said seriously: "What are you talking about, can your wife still run away?"

Pei Jue looked at him.

Shen Wushi bit the bullet and said: "There will be a next time soon."

Pei Jue shaved her nose, bathed her sweetheart in a good mood, dried her, and wrapped her in clean underwear.

Shen Wushi sat on a chair beside him, watching His Royal Highness King Yu taking a bath and getting dressed.

"A Jue," Shen Wushi looked at him, and suddenly sighed for some reason, "There is nothing I can do for you."

"Who said no?" Pei Jue rubbed his head, "I would like to ask you a question."

"Okay." Shen Wushi nodded with serious eyes.

Pei Jue calmly told him a story about his sweetheart who was intimate with him.

Pei Jue said that he has a fat sweetheart.

... Shen Wushi's forehead twitched, hold back, be calm, not talking about himself.

Pei Jue looked at him and repeated it deliberately, very well-intentioned.

Shen Wushi: "..." You are fat!If you slander others as soon as you export it, do your ears still want it?

Pei Jue went on to say that the sweetheart would rather secretly take something than tell him, which hurt his heart.He once thought that he was going to be disbanded, and he was unhappy.

The most unbearable thing is that his sweetheart likes to stir up fire.

Shen Wushi: "..."

Pei Jue looked at him: "What do you say?"

Shen Wushi whispered: "Just tickle him."

Pei Jue: "Don't scratch, it's too childish."

Shen Wushi: "..." Is it a ghost who has been tickling me tirelessly for the past few days?

Shen Wushi whispered: "Then hit his forehead."

Pei Jue: "It's too violent, I can't bear it, after all, it's my sweetheart."

Shen Wushi said in a low voice: "Just ask for more kisses."

Pei Jue was picky: "It's too pornographic, and it doesn't work."

Shen Wushi whispered: "Then let him warm the quilt, it's freezing cold, warming the quilt is the cruelest thing!"

Pei Jue: "The quilt is hot."

"Really?" Shen Wushi happily pulled him, "I want to sleep, when shall we go to bed?"

"Later," Pei Jue said calmly, "don't change the subject."

Shen Wushi: "..."

Shen Wushi has never seen someone digging a hole for himself, and digging it so hard: "Let him read the love letter to you with eloquence."

Pei Jue: "It's enough to know the mind, there is no need to read it specially. This king is not a person who pays attention to form."

"..." Shen Wushi said cruelly, "Brother his feet, cut off his snacks, cancel the benefits of touching his abdominal muscles, let him sleep in the kitchen, and assign menial tasks all day long."

Pei Jue kindly said: "How can I have the heart?"

Shen Wushi raised his face and sniffled movedly: "Then there will be no punishment."

Pei Jue said with a paralyzed face, "No, I finally caught the opportunity."

Shen Wushi: "..." False love between husband and wife, people's hearts are separated, talking about ghostly love.

Pei Jue: "Huh?"

Shen Wushi's ears turned red: "Slap him!"

Pei Jue didn't immediately deny it this time.

But after Shen Wushi finished speaking, he was so embarrassed that he denied it: "No, no, this is too inappropriate. I strongly don't recommend doing this. It is childish, violent, pornographic and full of strong formalism."

And it will cause great psychological harm to the victim.

Pei Jue said, "But this king thinks it's good."

Shen Wushi: "..."

Pei Jue: "Get down."