Can not become a demon

Li Xiaomao went to the bar alone, today's bar is different from usual, maybe it's because today is Halloween!

Ever since he received the invitation letter for the Halloween party at Drunken Dreams Bar last night, he has been extremely excited. He has always wanted to come to the Halloween party at Drunken Dreams Bar, but he has never been eligible. Today he finally came. He got up very early and got ready for last night I bought cosplay clothes, and came to Drunken Dream Bar after work at night.

The lights of the Drunken Dream Bar are particularly bright tonight, facing the bar counter, and the "vampire drink" on the bar counter is extraordinarily bright red.

When the time comes, the Drunken Dream Bar is full of excitement, the charming dancers on the dance floor, the affectionate resident singers, everyone cosplays their favorite vampire appearance, everyone is dressed up, no one knows anyone, in this carnival , are strangers, can meet many people, carnival in the past, everything is the same but today is Halloween carnival, today must have a good time.

It was always a man who invited a woman to dance, but he never thought anyone would invite him to dance. Li Xiaomao was a fitness trainer, and his dance was even better. He usually danced too much and lost interest, but today was invited by a beautiful woman, so he naturally wanted to dance.

After one dance, the girl looked at him affectionately and said, "Sir, your dance is really good! I would like to offer you a toast." As she spoke, the girl picked up a glass of "Devil's Kiss" and drank it.

Devil's Kiss is very spicy at the beginning, and it becomes flat in the end. People think that this wine is very good, and they drink happily, but they don't know that this is the most terrifying part of this wine. It is so plain that people get drunk unconsciously up.

Li Xiaomao is a good man, he is not used to drinking "Devil's Kiss", so he only reciprocated with a glass of "Vampire Drink."

The person next to him said: "Brother, this is the owner of the Drunken Dream Bar, and Ding Zhe, the flower of the bar. She salutes you with 'Devil's Kiss', which means that she has a crush on you. This is your great honor. You return 'Vampire Drink' means you look down on her, drink the latest 'Bloody Rose' here, Boss Ding's favorite drink, you have a drink."

Li Xiaomao took the 'Blood Rose' and drank it slowly. The wine tasted pungent and the taste continued. It made people drunk, but it made people awake all the time. He felt something was wrong, and he seemed to be tricked. It had been transferred half a year ago, and he thought it was a good thing, but he didn't offend anyone.

Years of exercise gave him amazing physical strength. He ran along the road and came to the river to wash his face. The lights on the road by the river made him completely unconscious.

Suddenly someone shouted: "Eunuch Li, wake up!"

He closed his eyes and rubbed them, complaining in his heart, who is it!With such a loud voice, the dream was destroyed.

I drank too much alcohol and my head still hurts.

Father-in-law?Are you calling him?How could he be a father-in-law before he got married!Just kidding, I don't have time to talk to him.

"Eunuch Li, you have been missing for several days, and only found out last night that you fell into the water and opened your eyes. If you don't wake up, the servants will suffer along with them."

I have been missing for several days, and I found him in the water yesterday, can you tell me something reliable?

Li Xiaomao pretended to be having a nightmare, and muttered, "No, don't, don't come here!"

This is a real thing he has ever encountered. When he was a child, he was relatively small and was often bullied by others. He vowed to make himself stronger, and finally he became a fitness coach. All the past things disappeared because of his growth. He is now 27 At the age of [-], I have seen through many things, and I can only learn more things by letting go.

"Eunuch Li, don't scare your slaves!"

That person was obviously frightened, his voice was trembling, and his already feminine voice sounded much weaker at this moment.

Just listening to that person chattering there, he finally couldn't take it anymore: "Please have a quiet meeting!"

His temper is not bad, but he hates people chattering like mosquitoes in his ears, or disturbing his sleep. When he opened his eyes, he stretched his waist and took a closer look. He was frightened. A eunuch outfit, is this cosplay?Look at his white and tender face, he really looks like a little eunuch, and look around, it is all Chinese style, the furniture and beds are all made of wood, the oldest wooden bed, not even a sofa.

"Eunuch Li, you are awake. If you don't wake up, we will all be buried with you."

He has always been the only one who bullies others, how can anyone bully him, who is making a joke, he insists on finding that guy out and beating him up, since he wants to play, then let him have fun with you.

The little eunuch looked at him, and said in fear: "Eunuch Li, are you okay? If you have something to say, just say it, don't hold it back, be careful to get sick."

He didn't do anything to him, why should this man look at him in fear, just kidding!And assign him a subordinate?

Look at my hand, it's so smooth, it's not his hand, he is 1.8 meters tall, but this body is only 1.5 meters six, because he is a fitness trainer, he has a perfect eight-pack abs, and his whole body is so thin The bones are down, even the bones are very thin, isn't it!This is too cheating!Look at yourself in the mirror again, a very beautiful face, no, this is not his face, since he was in elementary school, his face has never been so white, nor has it been so smooth, he was secretly beaten Have you taken a powerful whitening injection?What a stunning shemale face, even the body is like a shemale, he tried to cough, but fortunately his voice was very masculine.

Although Li Xiaomao is a fitness instructor, he never flirts with women from good families, nor takes advantage of female students, unless the female students can't learn and ask to teach by hand, but he won't go too far. There are really no other advantages, but there is no need to be like this. God made a big joke on him. Others will either find treasures or have three wives and four concubines through time travel. Why did he become a eunuch through time travel?All his hard work for more than 20 years has turned into zero.

Seeing that he didn't speak, the little eunuch thought he was bewitched, and ran out quickly, almost tripping on the way.

Let him run away, he still doesn't know anything, who is he?Where is this again?

But why is it a fake father-in-law? What is hidden here?He rummaged through boxes and cabinets, trying to find some useful information. After rummaging over and over again, the biggest information came from the rouge and gouache in the box, and a self-portrait of himself, but he was a little more masculine and stronger than the current self. He calmed down. Come down and think carefully about what the owner of this body has gone through to make the once sunny and handsome boy into this appearance.

"Ah Choo!" The temperature has cooled down, and at this moment he is still wearing unlined clothes, wrapped in a quilt and continuing to rummage through.

He suddenly felt that this was a bit like in The Deer and Ding Tale, Wei Xiaobao was a fake father-in-law, the emperor knew it clearly, but he didn't say it.

He is very envious of Wei Xiaobao, the seven wives, the emperor treats him like a brother, and the Tiandihui, which opposes the Qing Dynasty and restores the Ming Dynasty. The joke is that he is only a little more handsome than Wei Xiaobao, and it is only for the original body. I really don't have that sense of humor, it's good to have half of him.

Who told him that the TV series The Deer and Ding Ji is very good, but now he finds it boring.

He wants to leave here, the palace is too dangerous, he may die at any time, plus he is a fake father-in-law, the story in The Deer and the Cauldron is too fake, and he doesn't have the charm of Wei Xiaobao who loves flowers and sees flowers blooming like Wei Xiaobao. There will be, and who will know what kind of person the emperor is, he doesn't want to just come here, and his life will end like this.

After thinking about it, he fell asleep like this, and when he woke up, he was still surrounded by the little eunuch, so he could only hold back his voice and say, "It's okay, I just lost my memory, and it won't get better in a while. Our family wants to know what happened to our family. Our family Who is it? And where is this place? Who are you? Who are people here? What do they like? What do they hate? Tell our family."

The little eunuch has never stopped being afraid when he saw him. It was okay before, but after he finished speaking, he became even more afraid. Seeing his fists clenched tightly, his palms were sweating, and even his forehead was bruised. I'm sweating.

When the little eunuch got nervous, he also became very nervous: "Well, don't be nervous, our family won't do anything to you, it's just memory loss, not any other serious problem, memory loss is just a small problem, don't be afraid, you Look at your palms, and your forehead is sweating, don’t you know? Take a deep breath and follow our family’s example. Go drink some water first, and then talk about it after drinking.”

He didn't know that there was an extra man beside him, and he didn't speak.

He was so uncomfortable being stared at by the silent man, his hairs stood on end, and he asked bluntly: "Hey! Who are you? Can you stop staring at the servant girl like this, and goose bumps all over your body."

What kind of people are these people, they don't even say a word, either they are afraid of him, or they keep staring at him, this is the rhythm of freezing to death.

The man spoke, and what he said directly made him angry: "You still talk about our family to me, aren't you a fake father-in-law? Didn't you agree that we will get rid of these red tapes when we are alone? Have you really forgotten even me, the little things we have experienced between us?"

Fuck me, this man is a broken sleeve, why he still likes him, how will he face others from now on, if one day someone asks him the most embarrassing thing he encountered, how will he answer, the only thing to be thankful for The thing is that he is still a normal man.

"My lord, I'm sorry, this servant has completely forgotten about the past, and now I'm serving the palace wholeheartedly. Please also ask my lord to find a wife to carry on the family line. That's essential, and it will also make my parents less worried." In order not to reveal his flaws, he still held back, fearing that this man was lying to him. Once he knew that he was a real man, his danger index would rise sharply.

The man said angrily: "Put down your fake voice, it sounds really uncomfortable, you still can't accept me, from now on, you can choose to leave, I will let you go, and be an upright man, but You have nothing, just like you are now, how long can you go out of the palace? Or you can be your chief eunuch in the palace, and I will help you hide your identity. You can choose everything you want!"