Daily life as a puppy

Although the confession was successful, I always felt that there was something I hadn't remembered.Sleeping on Lin Shen's big bed at night, Gu Zhou heard the sound of splashing water in the bathroom, frowned and thought, what's going on?

A new message arrived in the "DiDiDi" group. Gu Zhou clicked on it, and it turned out that a girl in the group was complaining about the Harmony Movement, and the editor urgently sent a notice to prevent them from describing their parts below the neck.This had nothing to do with Gu Zhou, but when he saw this line of words, his brain suddenly lit up, wait, the part that can't be described?Isn't he going to sleep with Lin Shen tonight to do indescribable actions!

Although Gu Zhou has never been in contact with this aspect, he has never seen a pig run and has eaten pork, so he can probably understand a little bit, but he still needs to learn how to do it.Gu Zhou took his favorite photo and checked it secretly. He found that there was no useful information to be found without the old driver leading the way, so he poked Youyoulan secretly, "Hey, Youyou, are you there?"

Youyou Lan replied quickly, "What's wrong?"

Gu Zhou was a little embarrassed, but he pretended to ask proficiently, "Do you have any information about the undescribable movements?" He felt that Youyoulan must have information about this because he hangs around the Internet all day long.

Youyoulan was confused by him, "What do you mean you can't describe the parts?" He was writing male videos, or the one without a female protagonist, so he didn't know anything about it.

Gu Zhou also felt that he had asked the wrong person, so he hurriedly said, "Forget it, I'll ask someone else." He probably couldn't tell if he was yelling or if there were some resources out there.

But the enthusiastic Youyou Lan has already taken this matter over, and said carelessly, "It's okay, I'll help you go to the group to ask." At the same time, he quickly sent a message in the group, "Help, help, Zhou Zhou is in urgent need of information about actions that cannot be described, ask if you have any, and if you have, please pass it on to him."

"Hurry up and undo the message!!!" Gu Zhou was so startled that sleepy bugs were driven away, he lifted the quilt, knelt on the bed, holding his mobile phone, wishing he could fly to Youyoulan to operate it for him.

Youyoulan didn't understand what was going on, but there was already a lot of responses in the group, "I didn't expect you to be like Zhou Zhou..." "Zhou Zhou, does your editor know if you do this?" "No, Lou On the Internet, it should be his family’s master who doesn’t laugh, do you know?” “You said, why does Zhou Zhou need this material? Now during the Harmony Period, I can’t write it.”

Gu Zhou saw that the time for canceling the news had passed, so he could only fall back to his original position in frustration, knocked on Youyoulan privately, and said angrily, "You idiot, how could this kind of thing spread to the group!" The relationship has always been very good, so I immediately thought of asking him for help, but I didn't expect him to be more inexperienced than myself.

At this time, Youyoulan had already been popularized by Quacking about the profound meaning of "undescribable parts and movements". Even with a thick skin like him, he felt deeply sorry for Zhou Zhou, so he quickly apologized sincerely, "Zhou Zhou, I'm sorry. , I really don’t know what it means, if I know, I will never send it to the group for you.”

Because he didn't do it on purpose, Gu Zhou couldn't bear to blame him, he could only regret that he didn't find the right person.He replied listlessly, "It's okay, alas, this is the only way to go anyway." At most, he was ridiculed by these guys in the group.

Youyoulan here felt that Zhou Zhou was really screwed up by him this time, thinking hard to make up for Zhou Zhou.After thinking for a long time, he really came up with a way.He knocked and croaked, "Hey, croak, are you there?"

Quacking was writing tomorrow's update, and he was poked by Youyoulan every few minutes, making him unable to write any more, so he could only close the document and deal with his affairs first, "What's wrong? What do you want to ask again?" He really gave in to Zhou Zhou and You Youlan, who are both in their 20s, but the two of them together failed to solve the problem, and even stabbed it into the group.

Youyou Lanshen said mysteriously, "Quack, do you have any information on this? Give me some, and I'll pass it on to Zhou Zhou, otherwise he will lose all face and get nothing, wouldn't it be even more sad?" ?”

"Who did it to him? It wasn't you who did it!" Quack replied angrily. He wanted to send him some documents and short movies, but after thinking about it, he didn't pass it on. Asked, "Youyou, do you want the information of male and female or male and male?"

Sure enough, the stupid guy on the opposite side immediately came over with a bunch of exclamation points, "Quack, you still have men and men?" Youyou Lan felt that croaking opened the door to his new world. Before that, although he knew that men Some people can also fall in love with men, but this is always a minority, and everyone doesn't pay attention to it. As a result, there is even this in Quack, and he can't help but guess if Quack is himself. up.

"Youyou, let me teach you to be smarter this time, and ask Zhou Zhou what kind of information he wants." Quacking was very happy to feel the messy head of Youyoulan on the other side, thinking evil-heartedly, Tell you to disturb my code words, tell you to cause me to not finish writing the update, this time I am dumbfounded.

Youyoulan looked at the croaking words, licked her lips nervously, and asked hesitantly, "Don't ask, right? Zhou Zhou should want a man and a woman..."

"Hey, go ask, you'll find out after you ask." Quacking like a vicious witch, desperately coaxing Youyoulan to touch the fruit on the branch.

Although Youyoulan loves to quarrel with Quack, but in his heart he still listens to him very much, he really ran to ask Gu Zhou, "Zhou Zhou, I have information here, that is, if you want a male and a female or man and man?"

This time it's Gu Zhou's turn to struggle, nonsense, of course he wants men and men, but if you say that, youyoulan will know... Hearing the sound of water in the bathroom slowly stopped, Gu Zhou Zhou gritted his teeth and replied Said, "I want a man and a man, Youyou, you must keep this matter a secret from me, no one can tell!"

On the other side, Youyou Lan, who saw Gu Zhou's reply, almost felt dizzy. He didn't know how he opened the dialog box with Quack and wrote the reply, "Quack, Zhou Zhou wants a man and a man, and why don't you ask me to talk to you?" He said that he can't tell anyone." After the message was sent, You Youlan suddenly realized that Emma had promised to keep it a secret for Zhou Zhou, so why did he send it out!

Quacking Luanjiao was not very surprised when he saw the news, and he didn't tease Youyoulan any more. Instead, he quickly found a compressed file package from his hard disk, sent it to Youyoulan by email, and specially warned, "Don't Tell Zhou Zhou that I gave it to him." Otherwise, he is afraid that someone will find out and retaliate against him!

Youyoulan was in a daze for the whole night. He followed the instructions of Quacking and passed the file to Zhou Zhou in a daze, and then put it in his recycle bin after staring at the file package for three seconds. ——How can I see such a mess by myself!

One minute later, Youyoulan closed the page, stared at the recycle bin for another three seconds, finally couldn't resist the call of the little devil in her heart, ran to restore the file and put it in the d drive, and kept comforting herself, "I don't Look, I just put it aside, in case someone comes to ask for it later..." He was just in case, not because he wanted to see it!

Youyoulan, who has been struggling with this matter, didn't remember it at all. In fact, he should go to Quagua Luanyao to ask, as a straight man, how could he have such a thing!

After Gu Zhou received the file, he quickly decompressed the file, and then stared at the dozens of file packages dumbfounded. God, where did Youyoulan get him so many things? No wonder it felt so slow when he just downloaded it. He thought it was because of Lin Shen's internet speed that there was a problem.

Trying to open a folder named Movies first, they all have a bunch of English names. Gu Zhou felt dizzy, so he just clicked on one at random. As a result, as soon as he turned on the player, a QQ sound spread throughout the room, scaring him. Trembling, I quickly turned off the video.

The sound of the video is too loud, there must be no problem with the manga. Seeing that Lin Shen hadn’t come out of the bathroom, Gu Zhou boldly opened the manga folder. It was full of Chinese manga in it. Gu Zhou found an article and looked through it. , the plot in it progressed very quickly, within a few pages, people were already pushed down on the bed, but the drawing was too pornographic, what kind of ghostly pose is this, wouldn't a normal person break a bone when twisted like this!

Feeling very tired, Gu Zhou turned off the manga, covered himself with a quilt, and pretended that he didn't know anything - let Lin Shen worry about other things!

When Lin Shen came out of the bathroom, he saw that Gu Zhou was already lying on the bed and thought he was asleep. He lifted the cover lightly, got into his bed, took his favorite camera, and went to QQ...

"weekly."

Gu Zhou closed his eyes and said to himself, I'm asleep, I'm asleep, I'm really asleep, I can't hear anything, don't call me.

"Zhou Zhou." Lin Shen's voice was a little louder, with a hint of coolness, "I know you're not asleep."

"I really fell asleep." Gu Zhou turned over and closed his eyes for Lin Shen to see, "Look, my eyes are closed, so don't call me."

Lin Shen rushed over, pressed Gu Zhou under him, and rubbed his forehead with his palm, his voice was full of unstoppable laughter, "You are stupid, run to ask Youyoulan about this, don't you know that he Is it more stupid than you?"

Now I know... Gu Zhou was so suppressed by him that he couldn't pretend anymore, he opened his eyes and looked at Lin Shen resentfully, "I was wrong, it's better to rely on him than on myself." It doesn't count that he was ridiculed by the crowd, even Lin Shen knew about his embarrassing incident.

"Now? Have you found the information?" Lin Shen originally wanted to tease him, but Gu Zhou actually nodded, "I found it, Youyoulan gave it to me." But he hasn't read the information carefully yet.

Lin Shen immediately became interested, and got down from Gu Zhou's body, "Show me." Youyoulan is such a filthy author, but I misread him.

Gu Zhou showed him his favorite photo, and pointed it out to him with great interest, "This is the document. There are so many things in it that I didn't have time to read." Although the documents inside were a little strange, as long as Lin Shen didn't Video is still acceptable.

Lin Shen scanned it hastily, then returned the love photo to Gu Zhou, and said lightly, "This file package is definitely not Youyoulan's own."

"How do you know?" Seeing Lin Shen's determination, Gu Zhou argued with him unconvinced, "I told him, don't tell others, he probably won't ask others for it again."

Because you are both stupid—but Lin Shen didn’t dare to say that, he thought for a while, and then said tactfully, “Because there are too many things in this document bag, and Youyoulan is so simple, it’s impossible to collect all of them at once.”

But tonight, Gu Zhou seemed to be on the hook, his mind was extremely clear, and he asked again, "Then how do you know that everything is complete here?" He always felt that there was a big secret hidden behind this question!

"Hey, it's time for you to go to bed." Lin Shen avoided the question, touched his head with a smile, helped him put the love photo on the bedside table, and turned off the light, "Let's talk about it tomorrow if you have anything to do." ,so sleepy."

"Lin Shen, you can't hide by pretending to be asleep!" In the darkness, Gu Zhou poked Lin Shen's face and said angrily.What answered him was a kiss from Lin Shen who suddenly leaned forward.

"Good night, Zhou Zhou."