Daily life as a puppy

Youyoulan is a little god who has become popular recently on DiandianChinese.com. He started serializing fantasy novels in his sophomore year. He originally wrote them for fun, but he didn’t expect the first book to be a hit. The readers’ response was very enthusiastic. The rate of [-] is updated every day, and he has earned half a house in less than a year, which is more than the savings his parents have accumulated in their entire life, so he simply dropped out of school and devoted himself to coding. Now his income has reached the top of the website location.Also because of his young age, Youyoulan's character is more out-of-the-ordinary than other veteran authors, and he is more likely to be excited, so when he was boringly scrolling through the homepage of Weibo to see new things, it happened that When I got to the state where I edited and updated, I couldn't help being stunned. He hesitated and read it over and over again. Only when I could almost memorize the content did I excitedly open my editing group and hit a dozen exclamation points, shouting, "Mi Nasang, quickly check out the Weibo edited by Jiulong!"

"What's the matter?" The first one to jump out was Quagua, who had been invisible for a long time. He has been famous for some years, but he is still a senior Internet addict. He likes to spend all day on the Internet. , he always likes to join in the fun.

"My master has been commended by Jiulong Whitening and the website!" Everyone in the group knows that Youyoulan is a standard fan of the master who does not laugh. If the master does not update on time, he will definitely be the first to jump out of him. If the master is updating Suspense is set in the chapters, basically he will keep talking in the group for more than half an hour, begging the master to come out and give him a spoiler.

"Commendation? Is he commended for being number one on the gold list again this month?" Guagua Luanyao was teasing, while opening Weibo, and when he refreshed the homepage, he found the Weibo edited by him:

Nine Dragons V: It’s better not to laugh at God. He’s awesome. Together with his glutinous rice balls, he helped the police solve a major murder case, and he was awarded a pennant [thumbs up] [thumbs up] He deserves to be called a god-like man!

Next to the Weibo text is a photo, in which a tall and thin man is holding a small white dog in one hand and a pennant in the other, and there are several policemen standing beside him. Although the picture is not high-definition, it is It can be seen that the face value of the god of not laughing is definitely much higher than that of other people.

Guagua Luanyao reposted Weibo and quickly returned to the group to report to everyone, "Really, the editor of Jiulong really spent money this time, and actually posted a high-definition uncensored photo of the great god, and he would be beaten up by Jackie Chan. "

Huan Jiu was even more straightforward, directly copied the picture and sent it to the group, jokingly said, "Youyoulan, your master is so handsome, do you have a sense of crisis?"

Youyoulan replied with a crying emoji, "The Great God is not from my family, he belongs to everyone. Didn't you see that the Weibo edited by Jiulong has become popular? All the people below are going to marry the Great God , and some directly said that they would also tip for their good looks."

When the discussion in the group was in full swing, Lin Shen naturally found this popular comment. He watched with a delicate mood that such a discordant popular comment was ranked first in the number of likes, and he really thought about himself. Do you want to go to the office address of Diandian Chinese.com, find out the culprit in Jiulong and beat him up.

Gu Zhou also saw Lin Shen's hesitant expression. He jumped on Lin Shen's lap and looked at the tablet. The first comment was written by a cute girl: "Momo has a kind of I feel that the God of No Smile is the kind of talented brothel courtesan [smile] in ancient times, don’t stop me, I’m going to tip, a smile from a Bomei is enough!"

Well written!Gu Zhou happily stretched out his dog's paw to like this comment, so fast that Lin Shen didn't realize it at all... Then the comments exploded, and everyone said, I didn't expect you to be such a great master!

#外一个猪友友，在家一个猪共民，Even if I have a high IQ, I can’t save my tragic fate# Lin Shen looked at his glutinous rice balls innocently with a pair of watery eyes, and repeatedly persuaded himself not to follow This little thing without IQ is angry, and when the time comes, he will be so angry that he can't sleep, but this little thing sleeps more soundly than anyone else.

Lin Shen first posted a Weibo account explaining that Tangyuan had been clicked by mistake just now, and then called Jiulong to strongly condemn his behavior of posting his own photo online without saying hello, and generously expressed that if If you delete Weibo immediately, we will still be good friends.

"It's none of my business." As expected of a real senior editor, Jiulong was quicker to dump the blame than anyone else, he said aggrievedly, "The photo was sent by the police station, saying it was to praise you, because you also If there is no unit, the commendation came to us, and our editor-in-chief asked me to post on Weibo whenever he was happy."

"Then it's already been posted, so you can remove it." Lin Shen reasoned with him with a headache, "I earn my living by code words, not by my face, so posting photos is meaningless."

"It's late." For some reason, Lin Shen could hear the schadenfreude in Jiulong's stifled tone, and before he had time to ask, he heard him say happily*2, "Just now the reporter from "Modu Daily" has arrived After that, he has already interviewed the police in detail, and may contact you to do your special report."

"But I found out that it wasn't me at the scene, it was my glutinous rice balls." Lin Shen felt even more headache. He was most afraid of the feeling of being noticed, so he kept hiding behind the screen and typing, but he came to whatever he was afraid of, just like this It's a trivial matter that is still published in the newspaper. Is it because there is nothing major recently, and the reporters have nothing to do?

"Then what's the matter." Jiulong said disapprovingly, "Can Tangyuan talk? Can Tangyuan codeword? What the reporter wants is not that you discovered the scene, but that you are handsome and can codeword to make money and have raised a child The dog who found the murder scene."

"So you also want to advertise with my photo?" Lin Shen held his mobile phone in one hand and refreshed Weibo with the other. Sure enough, his fans and his number were steadily increasing, and there was no tendency to stop.

"The website has positive energy. By the way, I will give readers a good fantasy. All the articles are written by handsome men and beautiful women, which will promote the traffic and sales of our website." It may be useful to hang up the photo, after all, we are all mortals, and after eating delicious eggs, we always have great curiosity about the hen that laid the egg.

Lin Shen, who was the first to post positive energy on the website, hung up the phone and patted the glutinous rice balls on the head. In fact, he could also understand the website's approach, but he found that the glutinous rice balls from his family were the first ones on the scene, but now his attention is all concentrated When it came to him, this made him a little reconciled. He always felt that Tangyuan's efforts had been let down, but he still remembered Tangyuan's bloody claws because of grinding off the iron cage and pulling the dirt.

Gu Zhou seemed to be aware of Lin Shen's unhappiness, so he poked his head out and rubbed against Lin Shen's arm, wagged his tail, and yelled coquettishly, "If you're unhappy, then don't respond to this matter. He knew that Lin Shen always liked to keep a low profile, and being noticed by so many people made him feel insecure.

But Lin Shen hugged him to him, stretched out his hand to touch his belly, his eyes gradually became dark after touching a few scars that were obviously not healed, and then showed a light smile, looking clean Jun Lang, "Tangyuan, do you want to be an internet celebrity?"

And, I don't want to... Gu Zhou tilted his head, a bit confused about Lin Shen's routine.Lin Shen ignored him, and directly opened Weibo, with a cute photo of glutinous rice balls and a photo of him when he was most seriously injured. The frenzied dog dealer was captured and locked in a cage, not only escaped from there and found his home with his own cleverness, but also helped to discover a murder case along the way, I am proud of him.”

After Lin Shen posted it, he wrote the whole thing into a long Weibo, and later called on everyone to severely punish the murderer and dog dealers, and not to buy and eat dog meat through illegal means.His writing style is already good, but he added sincerity when he wrote this article. As soon as it was posted, it was immediately reposted by many big Vs and became popular on Weibo.

Even when the reporter contacted him the next day, he voluntarily agreed to the interview for the first time. The only request was to ask the reporter to attach two sentences of his appeal at the end of the interview. The reporter was a little girl who had just graduated, I have been paying attention to Lin Shen and Tangyuan for a while, and I agreed to this request without hesitation.

"So, I think our appeal is still effective." Lin Shen flicked the newspaper, and was satisfied after reading a report titled "They Are Taking Action-The Industrial and Commercial Bureau Strictly Orders a Group of Unqualified Dog Meat Shops to Close for Rectification" Smiling, he just wanted to touch the meat dumpling next to him, but found nothing. He couldn't help but feel a little lost. He raised his head to look for it, and found the figure of the dumpling not far away.

Gu Zhou is trying to read the newspaper.As perhaps the only dog ​​in the world who can read, he was so curious about Lin Shen's report. Unfortunately, Lin Shen had been holding it in his hand just now, and he couldn't read it. He finally put it down. , he quickly took it aside and pretended to lie on it to play and read the report.

It turned out that the corpse was the doctor's mother. The doctor was really psychotic. He didn't even let his mother go. He even made up a lie that his mother had eloped with someone. Fortunately, he was caught. Otherwise, I don't know what kind of revenge society will do in the future. things.Gu Zhou's whole body was nestled in the newspaper, almost looking in amazement at this incident that he personally participated in, but in the end no one told him the ending.

So it's really not easy being a dog, and you don't even have the right to know.Gu Zhou turned to the next page while making complaints. When he saw Xiaofeng and his family were sentenced and sent to prison for stealing property, he felt bad again. In two days, he must remember to tell Tiantian to arrest him. The bad guy has been sent to prison, so he will no longer be in fear all day long, and he even refuses to go to the street park that he used to love most.

Speaking of which, the report is quite good, Lin Shen is so handsome in the photo, and I can't be cuter in his arms. No wonder people have pointed out rewards to me every day recently. Sure enough, the Internet celebrity dog ​​is to make money.Gu Zhou, who was completely immersed in his own world, didn't realize that Lin Shen had been standing behind him for a long, long time, and he even noticed him concentrating on reading the newspaper and occasionally scratching the key points with his paw.

"Tangyuan." Suddenly, Lin Shen called out.

"Ah?" Gu Zhou raised his head in a daze, only to realize that Lin Shen had already stood beside him.Oops, did he look too engrossed just now?I don't know if the act of reading the newspaper was discovered by Lin Shen.But most people probably wouldn't think that their dog could read newspapers, Gu Zhou thought about it, and barked twice in guilt, deliberately messing up the newspapers under him.

"It's nothing, I'm just calling you." Lin Shen smiled, as if he didn't notice anything at all, but the more he was like this, the more frightened Gu Zhou felt.Although ordinary people can't find it, but is Lin Dashen an ordinary person?Definitely not!