Daily life as a puppy

"Fuck, the fan group of the God of Not Laughing exploded today." Youyoulan crackled and sent a bunch of messages to the group as soon as he went online, "I just glanced at the website of the God of God when I went to my backstage, I guess he received it today There must be tens of thousands of rewards, all lost by his rich readers."

"Youyoulan, your imagination is still limited by your poverty, the reward he received today is more than [-] yuan..." Quack Luanjiao put the screenshot of the analysis post on the forum into the group, and said calmly, " Just the most die-hard fans of the Great God threw more than [-] today."

"They all have cats and dogs at home, do you have any sympathy for what the Great God said today?" Huan Jiu said with emotion, "I never thought that such a cold and cold person as the Great Master who doesn't laugh is actually a dog slave. "

"Upstairs, it's also possible that the Great God Don't Smile is desperately enslaving that poor dog at home." Youyou Lan said with a big brain, "Usually one person and one dog love and kill each other, but this time their dog was bullied, he I just rushed to the crown and became a beauty..."

"I always think it's better not to laugh, let him see Youyoulan's brain hole..." The surface is serious, but in fact the croaking with a stomach full of bad water is calm, it's better not to laugh.

"The boat of friendship capsizes, the giant ship of love sinks, croak, the relationship between us is over!" You Youlan pretended to be sad and added a goodbye expression, "We will be enemies when we meet again in the future!"

"Okay, then don't beg me to advertise for you when you open a new pit next time." Quack said that he was not afraid of Youyoulan at all.

"By the way, I don't know what the puppy of Dashen's family looks like and what breed it is. Maybe he can fall in love with our Samoyed." Huan Jiu was so curious about Buxiao Dashen's puppy , "You said that if I asked him for a photo of his puppy, would the Great God send it?"

"Secondly, I also want to see photos of glutinous rice balls that are worth tens of thousands!" Youyou Lan likes to join in the fun, and sent a hand-raising emoji, "Also, Xiao Jiu, you actually have a Samoyed, it's hard for you to keep cleaning the dog hair... "

"Please don't mention it, the smiling little angel is a lie, in fact, it's a little devil who loves to laugh. Just cleaning the dog's fur at home every day has exhausted all my strength, and I can't do sports anymore. "When talking about his beloved pet, Huan Jiu seemed to start a chatterbox, and couldn't stop at all, "But because I have also encountered the same situation as the Great God, I especially agree with his words. He said that their glutinous rice balls were killed by a cat today. Teddy attacked, so I urge everyone to tie the leash when they go out to walk the dog. Our Samoyed also encountered a teddy that was not tied to the leash. Fortunately, my family is relatively big, and it overwhelmed the other party at once. .”

"It's really annoying not to tie the rope. Last time, my niece was scared and cried by a big dog." Quagua also felt the same about this, "So when I read this chapter today, I also It’s a reward, the Great God is so right.”

"I saw a lot of people who don't own pets also donate. They are so excited when they finally see the god Buxiao talking about himself." Huan Jiu is really impressed by Buxiao's ability to attract fans. The admiring five-body bowed, "Of course, I also rewarded it as a matter of course...for my little Sa."

"Speaking of which, we have been chatting for so long today, and the God of Buxiao hasn't appeared yet?" Youyou Lan felt a little strange, "Is he usually online in the afternoon?"

"Maybe I went to comfort his family's glutinous rice balls." Huan Jiu said with experience, "Every time our little Sa gets awkward, I have to coax him for a long time. The God who doesn't laugh must be a dog slave!"

What kind of dog slave, I'm fine if I'm not enslaved by him, okay?Gu Zhou, who witnessed all the conversations in front of the computer screen, expressed his protest against Huan Jiu's words. According to Lin Shen's temperament, only others have always cooperated with him, and it is impossible for him to cooperate with others.However, Gu Zhou never thought that Lin Shen would really think of calling on everyone to keep the leash on when walking the dog in his article, so as not to cause the dog to hurt others. I will take today's matter to heart.

"What are you looking at?" Lin Shen drank the water, walked up and saw his stupid dog doing melancholy in front of the computer again. He rubbed his dog's head casually, sat on the chair, and talked about the conversation in the group from beginning to end. Wei La looked at it for a while, and then started typing, "My glutinous rice balls are just earth dogs I picked up. They don't have any pedigree, but they are very cute."

?Gu Zhou, who was just casually looking at what Lin Shen hit, finally couldn't help it when he saw him praising himself cute in the group, squinted at Lin Shen several times, are you sure you haven't been crossed by someone else?

Probably seeing the doubt in Gu Zhou's eyes, the corner of Lin Shen's mouth ticked upwards.She showed a rare smile, looking relaxed and happy, "Tangyuan, I'm complimenting you for being cute."

Thanks, but no, I just need to know I'm cute.If he was still in a human body, Gu Zhou would definitely roll his eyes at Lin Shen. He arrogantly touched Lin Shen's hand with his paw to show that I know that you love me, but you are too thin-skinned to say it out. That's all.

Youyoulan and his group chatted a few words with Lin Shen every day, and now they are all familiar with each other, and they are no longer trembling like they were when they first met him. After seeing Lin Shen say that his glutinous rice balls are a little dog, they became more excited , insisted on looking at his photos, and kept urging Lin Shen to open Weibo, plausibly saying that opening Weibo can better meet the needs of readers.

In fact, Lin Shen has Weibo. When Weibo first started to develop, their editors registered Weibo collectively for a group of masters, but Lin Shen had never been on Weibo. After being mentioned by Youyoulan this time He just remembered that he still has a Weibo, and went up to check it out. Sure enough, he already has tens of thousands of fans, and many people left messages under his Weibo, hoping that he can manage this place.

Lin Shen has no interest in showing everyone his private life, and he doesn’t think his life is interesting enough to post on Weibo, but Huan Jiu’s words reminded him, “Master, after opening Weibo, at least in case Tangyuan leaves If you lose it, there is still the power of netizens to help you find it.”

"Although I don't think you will get lost, it's not bad to let everyone know you more, right?" Lin Shen recalled the scars all over his body when he saw Tangyuan for the first time, and couldn't help thinking that letting Tangyuan be in front of everyone If he was familiar, at least he was injured again, and when he was not around, there would be someone willing to help him.

I'm not interested in being an internet celebrity.Gu Zhou flicked his tail, turned his back to Lin Shen in a lack of interest, and expressed his attitude. There are enough cute pets on Weibo, and he doesn't want to be reduced to being judged by others.

Although Lin Shen didn't get along with him for a long time, he had already figured out his psychology properly. Seeing his refusal, he didn't force him to take a photo. Instead, he carried him back to his lap and slowly opened the door My author backstage said, "Tangyuan, did you see that? Today's rewards are all for you to suppress surprises, and please ask me to buy you the best dog food and canned meat. In other words, it's just I just mentioned you casually in the article today, and you made so much money, if I put your photo on Weibo..."

Stop talking, just shoot if you want!At this time, Gu Zhou couldn't think of words like * at all, and looked at Lin Shen with shining eyes, as long as you say a word, you can make any gesture!

A dog who loves money like his life——Lin Shen began to reflect on how he mistreated the glutinous rice balls, which caused him to look crooked like this now. He poked Gu Zhou's little head with hatred, "I fell into the eyes of money, little thing, am I starving you or freezing you, my eyes light up when I hear money."

It has nothing to do with you having no money. Gu Zhou waved his paw vigorously. Canaries are no longer popular. As a member of the family, he must be financially independent to talk about rights and personality, otherwise he would even choke with his master. I have no confidence.

Lin Shen saw him pull me like I'm about to become an Internet celebrity cat, you don't want to flatter me, it's funny, he reached out and rubbed his stomach, Gu Zhou, who was used to his service, really immediately put Throwing aside her internet celebrity plan, she impatiently lay on his lap, turned over, revealing a fluffy belly that made Lin scratch deeply, and her eyes narrowed comfortably.

Lin Shen took a few photos of him showing his white belly, and teased him with his mobile phone, "Tang Yuan, look, you are whiter than that Samoyed downstairs." The Samoyed downstairs is a little bitch , has a crush on Gu Zhou, every time they go out for a walk with the dog, they always want to play and kiss with Gu Zhou regardless of the owner's obstruction, which scares Gu Zhou so much that he never dares to go out for a walk at that time again.

Gu Zhou didn't take Lin Shen's teasing seriously at all.He lazily opened his eyes and glanced at the phone, then closed his eyes again, groaning twice, covering all his ugliness with whiteness, if he wasn't so white and cute, how could Lin Shen pick him up and take him home.

Seeing that his reaction was interesting, Lin Shen continued to tease him more vigorously, "Look, Tang Yuan, your photo is showing some light."

Gu Zhou opened his eyes suddenly, and glanced at Lin Shen dissatisfiedly. As soon as the dog's paw stretched out, he wanted to grab the phone, but Lin Shen hid it, and said to him deliberately, "It's cute, you said I took this photo How about setting it as a wallpaper?"

It's not good, I can become a dog, so I'm still afraid of a dew point?Gu Zhou buried his head in Lin Shen's home clothes depressedly, thinking that the pet dog is really a disadvantage, and he couldn't protest after taking a photo. Fortunately, it wasn't his body, otherwise he would definitely die of embarrassment.

Lin Shen looked through the photo album of his mobile phone, and set a cute photo of Gu Zhou with wide-eyed eyes as the wallpaper of the mobile phone, then shook it in front of Gu Zhou, and comforted, "Are you happy? When you see my mobile phone in the future People will know that I have a very beautiful dog."

won my heart.Gu Zhou took a look at the photo, it was really good, and as a purebred straight man, Lin Shen still remembered to add beautification and filters to this photo before using it as the cover, which couldn't make Gu Zhou more satisfied La.

All right, I agree to go to lunch.Gu Zhou carefully kept the corners of his mouth from turning up, lest he reveal his satisfaction and make Lin Shen proud.He lightly jumped off Lin Shen's leg, tilted his head and bit Lin Shen's trouser leg, signaling that it was time for Chinese food.

Lin Shen lightly kicked his fat, round buttocks, "You know how to eat and smell good, Tangyuan, you will become a pet dog who has never had ideals."

if not?Recently, Gu Zhou has more and more urge to roll his master's eyes. What else do you want for a pet dog?This stupid master must have written too much on a certain point, and suffered from a second-school attack!