Daily life as a puppy

When Gu Zhou opened his eyes again, Lin Shen had disappeared, but his computer was always on. Gu Zhou jumped off the sofa, first looked up at the computer screen, and felt a little itchy in his heart. He couldn’t do without a computer. The person who turned into a dog this time has set a record for the longest number of days without touching the computer in the past few years.

However, in order to avoid accidents, Gu Zhou wandered around and looked around. After confirming that Lin Shen was not at home, he immediately grabbed the computer chair with his paws, kicked it up hard, and finally stood on the chair.He tried the position, stepped on the cushion of the chair with both feet, and then grasped the computer table with his front paws, standing firmly without worrying about falling down.

Gu Zhou pushed the mouse with his paw, switched the computer from the screen saver to normal operation, and saw Lin Shen's QQ avatar flashing at a glance, put the mouse on it, and it showed that there were more than 99 unread messages .

Gu Zhou didn't dare to touch Lin Shen's QQ, so he re-logged in. Sure enough, he didn't log in for a few days. Several good friends came to him in private and asked him if he was okay. I've been looking for him for several days, and I left a message saying that if he doesn't show up again, I will ask the editor for his phone number.

Gu Zhou was so moved that he sent a smiley emoji in the group, and Xiao Baisu, who always liked to swipe his Q screen, came out to greet him immediately, "Congee Congee, where have you been? Looking for you."

Gu Zhou tested the effect of typing with his claws, and found that it was easy to press the wrong key, so he typed slowly, "I have something to do at home, so I don't have access to the Internet."

"Xiao Mo and I thought you were missing. It scared me to death." Xiao Baisu also didn't realize that Gu Zhou's words were very short this time, so he called a lot of them and said, "Our hard-working Writers are the most pitiful, they have no relatives and no friends, even if something happens to a person, no one will know, it seems that there was a cartoonist who left like this before."

Gu Zhou has heard about this a long time ago, but...he continued typing slowly, "Susu, as a person who lives in a dormitory for six people, are you ashamed to say that something happened to you and no one knows?"

Xiao Baisu heheed twice, and sent a few pictures of apologizing and begging for mercy. Usually at this time, Gu Zhou would find a few pictures that fit the occasion from his private collection and send them. After searching for a while, he didn't find any emoticons in his own collection, so he had to give up.

No wonder people are so indifferent, it turns out that surfing the Internet is so boring.Gu Zhou continued to write while muttering, "By the way, did anything happen during the few days I was away?" Their group of writers has always been a place where gossip gathers, and Xiao Baisu is the gossip girl in it. Expert, he has a lot of friends and loves to go to forums, and he can know some big gossip in the circle every time.

"Oh my god, you don't know about porridge, no wonder you didn't respond." Xiao Baisu sent a few super-large exclamation points, and the message that followed made Gu Zhou very happy, "It's better not to laugh and open a new hole!"

"What? I'm going to see it!" Gu Zhou's reaction was enthusiastic and direct. In fact, he was so happy that he was about to faint now. The No.1 male god in his mind is again!open!new!pit!up!The news was nothing short of ecstatic.

"Take it easy, it's just started now, only a few chapters have been updated, let's take care of it and dance again." Xiao Baisu is also a fan who is not as good as Buxiao, but he is not as obsessed with Gu Zhou, and he prefers the other The master who is good at writing online games croaked, "By the way, our master Guagua also advertised the new book of the master of not laughing on Weibo, and said that he is also a fan of the master of not laughing, but the master of not laughing is too much. It's mysterious, not only does it never appear on Weibo, but it doesn't even talk about it in the author group."

"That is, who told him that he might as well not laugh." Gu Zhou responded to Xiao Baisu with a little concentration, and then skillfully found the Chinese website on the portal website, and clicked to enter.

There are two browsing methods on Diandian.com, one is the tourist mode, which can only read the free chapters of the author; the other is the member mode, where you can charge money into your account and pay to read the VIP chapters after the author’s free chapters.Gu Zhou was originally a signed author of Diandian.com. Although he didn't have many subscriptions to his articles, he still had some money to read them. So as soon as he entered Diandian, he wanted to log in as a member, and then vote for those who admire him. A few mines, celebrating his opening.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Gu Zhou entered Diandian, the page would automatically switch to the membership mode. Gu Zhou was taken aback for a moment, and randomly thought that this was Lin Shen's computer, and it should be that Lin Shen was also reading on it, and he also chose to log in directly for a month mode, so I logged into his account directly without a password.

Just browsing it should not be discovered... Gu Zhou's rationality told him that this behavior was not appropriate, but the urge to see the new pit of his male god still overwhelmed everything, making him click the mouse, wanting to switch Go to the homepage, but at that moment, when his eyes inadvertently glanced at the top username, Gu Zhou froze.

"Plop!" The shocked Gu Zhouyi couldn't stand still and fell off the computer chair. He didn't stand up in a hurry, but leaned on the computer desk to try to calm his mind.He, he read it right just now, right?Lin Shen's username is actually better not to laugh, which one is better not to laugh?

I must have read it wrong... After finally calming down, Gu Zhou comforted himself while continuing to struggle to climb up the computer chair. It should be that Lin Shen's user name is not good or bad, or something like that. Laugh at the names that look alike.

Gu Zhou, who struggled to climb to the computer again, collected himself this time, took three deep breaths, then mustered up the courage to open the page again, and checked again and again. Sure enough, it was better not to smile, and there were no different strokes at all.

Calm down, don't act like a country bumpkin who has never seen the world, can't you find a dozen of this kind of writers who update their articles on the Internet?What is it better not to laugh?Gu Zhou secretly cheered himself up, grabbed the mouse with trembling paws slightly, and switched the webpage to the personal control panel that is not as good as laughing. The personal information and works displayed on it proved that Lin Shen is indeed the legendary not as good as not laughing. laugh.

Gu Zhou didn't bother to look at the new pitfalls of the Great God of Buxiao now, he quickly closed the page, and then typed word by word in his group, "Susu, if you discover a shocking secret... ..."

"Of course I will report to ZF, I'm a good citizen of China!" Xiao Baisu quickly replied, and also attached an emoji of Minister Kumamoto with his head upright.

I already knew that Susu was unreliable!Gu Zhou sat back on the computer chair angrily, scratching his chin with his little paws, almost pulling out all the hair.The God of Buxiao in his mind should be an aloof, wise, and knowledgeable elder. Why did he suddenly change his style of painting and become a malicious, black-bellied man like Lin Shen?

Feeling that his dog-born worldview had been impacted, Gu Zhou returned to the computer and pushed the mouse to chat with Xiao Baisu again, but his paw didn't work well all of a sudden, instead he opened Lin Shen and kept jumping group profile picture.Gu Zhou subconsciously twitched his tail, feeling that he seemed to have gotten into trouble.

He pricked up his furry ears to listen to the movement outside, and after confirming that Lin Shen hadn't come back, Gu Zhou wanted to close the group to destroy the evidence, but soon his attention was attracted by the content of the chat in the group.

"Has the traffic dropped a little bit recently? I feel that readers don't love me anymore, and subscriptions have dropped a lot." The person named Big Frog posted a sad and thinking expression. Gu Zhou estimated that he should be Xiao Baisu's favorite. I like croaking.

"Quack, it's not that the traffic has dropped, it's that the traffic of the whole site has gone to Buxiao God..." The person talking to the big frog was "Xiao Jiu in fantasy", and Gu Zhou guessed right away that it was the master of urban writing." Magic Nine".

"Why have I been in this group for so long, and I have never seen the God of Not Smiling appear?" Youyou Lan used the author's name that she was pointing out. Gu Zhou remembered that he was a newly promoted little god, and his popularity was very high. , I have been writing a fantasy series recently.

"Youyou, let's not talk about you, even though we have been in the group for three or four years, we have never seen the Great God Buxiao speak, so he probably talks to the editor." Huan Jiu explained to the newcomer, "Buxiao The master is a top master, and he is also super mysterious, no matter whether it is the website, forum QQ group or Weibo, he can't capture his figure."

"That's right, if my male god is jumping around all day like you, then he's still a top god." Quack screamed to speak for his idol righteously.

"Aren't you laughing or not, are you always watching the screen, for example, now?" Youyou Lan said excitedly, "Maybe it's just shy."

"Impossible, how could a person as powerful as the God of Laughter do such insignificant things as spying on the screen!" When it came to his idol, Quack immediately stood up to put an end to such nonsense, "Have you seen his Have you written it yet? Whether it’s fantasy, science fiction, supernatural city, he can play freely, the whole person is like a moving museum, tell me this kind of god-man will shyly peek at the screen??”

What he said is so true, if he hadn’t been sitting in front of the computer now, Gu Zhou would have wanted to applaud what Quack was saying, and he couldn’t have imagined that someone like Lin Shen, who had a stomach full of bad things, would be shy about peeking at the screen. Open your mouth, and the people in the group will be speechless within minutes.

"Doesn't he go to the annual meeting of Diandian Chinese.com?" Youyoulan was a little disappointed, he also liked it very much, it was better not to laugh, and even his stepping into the online literary world was largely inspired by it.

"I haven't been there before, so I don't know this year." Huan Jiu is an old man who met every year last year, so he knows more.

Yes, there is an annual meeting in Diandian!Suddenly remembering this, Gu Zhou felt a little excited for no reason. In the past, he could only check Weibo every year to see the masters who met last year, but if Lin Shen goes this time, maybe he can go too?

Go even if you are pestering me!After making up his mind, Gu Zhou slapped the table suddenly, but he didn't expect that the mouse just happened to click on the smiling face, which caught him off guard and clicked send.

It's better not to smile: [smiles]

The group was quiet for 5 minutes, and Youyou Lan couldn't help it first, "Don't laugh, God, are you spying on the screen?"

Gu Zhou with a confused face: I seem to have really caused trouble.