Chongxi male wife

Li He is a good-natured young man who grew up under the red flag and in the spring breeze. He didn't expect that his grandfather's first choice was to let him join the army.

When he was still hesitating whether to apply for Lanxiang Technical School or New Oriental Chef, his grandfather directly made the decision and let him join the army.

In the first year of joining the army, Li He clearly realized the horror of the army.

He trains during the day and doesn't sleep well at night.He was a recruit, but many instructors were not.

The instructor who took him was fair-looking and had a good temper, taking good care of him.

Li He was very grateful to his instructor and even bought a pack of cigarettes for the instructor during the holiday.

I thought that life in the army would go on step by step like this.

However, he was wrong.

Not only did he continue like this without going step by step, but all kinds of mistakes happened.

For example...his instructor has taken a fancy to him.

Li He was also a little confused when the instructor took a fancy to him. He thought he was a straight man of steel, so why did the instructor fall in love with him.

Later, when he was ordering food in the cafeteria, he saw a handsome-looking cook boy. The window was full of people, and he couldn't get in at all.

Li He decisively chose another window. The cook was an old man. The old man was cheerful, and his conversation was particularly interesting.

"Young man, you're new here."

Li He made the calculations, he has been here for two years, so he should be considered quite new, so he nodded in agreement.

The uncle smiled knowingly and filled him with a plate full of rice.

"Master, I knew you were a newcomer at a glance. If you were a veteran, you would have already surrounded you."

Li He scratched his head, seeing that there was no one queuing up behind him, he couldn't help asking, "What do you mean by that, sir?"

The uncle smiled slightly, and flipped his hairless forehead in a chic way: "After three years in the army, a sow is better than Diaochan. I can tell you are a recruit when I see you, uncle."

Li He smiled awkwardly, took the meal and left.

There is no difference between the later days and the present, the only difference is that Li He no longer has to compete with others for food every day.

The uncle and Li He became more and more familiar, and occasionally made jokes and jokes.

The little brother who cooks at the window has not left until Li He's fifth year in the army, because he performed too well and was transferred to the special forces.

Probably because he was born without that cell, Li He didn't feel that it was hard to be without a woman at all.

There are always a few goddesses under a man's mattress, Li He is more powerful, he is full of gourmet magazines under his mattress.

Service in the special forces and the army is another look. In the second year of special forces, they are organized into small teams and go on missions all over the world.

It is neither lucky nor unlucky. Li He's first mission is to go to the Amazon rainforest. There are many snakes, insects, rats and ants in the Amazon rainforest.

Li He is different. Not only does he adapt well, but if his superiors allow him, he may be able to broadcast live food.

In the Amazon jungle, there is only what he wants to eat, not what he cannot eat.

From eating fruit to eating bugs, all the team members vomited and vomited. When he got used to it well, he made a roasted bat for everyone.

So, after this task was completed, he received a nickname, Jungle Eater, Wilderness Killer.

Li He is a very big-hearted person, living is his bottom line for life, as long as he is alive is enough, he doesn't have any requirements.

Thus, his only request came to an abrupt end during a mission.

The superiors sent them to take an archaeological team to the tomb, and Li He was the leader of the team and took the lead.

He also read a lot of tomb robbery novels when he was in junior high school, and he was tricked by his third uncle at the beginning, making him persistently go to Changbai Mountain after the high school entrance examination, but he almost froze into a dog and saw nothing.

But this does not prevent him from loving tomb-robbing novels. The experience of reading hundreds of tomb-robbing novels tells him that this tomb is big and round, and it is not simple at first glance.

Even if it's not easy, what can be done? If the higher-ups tell him to go down, he will have to lead others down.

A team of eight special forces, plus more than a dozen security personnel and more than 20 armed police, went down to the tomb for a moment, a gust of cold wind blew, and he felt that there was something wrong with the tomb.

It's not that he knows yin and yang feng shui, it's just that he simply feels that something is wrong with this tomb. Sure enough, before they could react, the two of them were dragged away.

The old professors are still comforting them, telling them not to be afraid, but Li He has 5.2 eyesight and is not night blind. He can clearly see the old professor's trembling hands and his legs that can no longer stand straight.

Li He silently supported the old professor. The old professor gave him a grateful glance and decided to take them out first.

At this moment, the tomb was flipped over, and they were staggered to nowhere.

The old professor felt that it was his responsibility, so he took them around to find a way to leave.

As the saying goes, if a person is unlucky, drinking cold water will get stuck between his teeth.

Li He felt that he was quite unlucky.

Taking another look at the old professor who was almost eaten by pebbles as he walked, there was another one who was even more unlucky than him.

Li He doesn't know if there is a bonus to bad luck, but there must be a bonus to good luck.

Therefore, after Li He's deduction, bad luck and good luck are both a kind of luck, good luck can be superimposed, and it is deduced that bad luck can also be superimposed.

Li He thought about it and said, this is a fucking pit.

Before he could figure out whether he still had room to turn around, there was a roar, and the green-haired zombie came towards them.

It's the 21st century, everyone believes in science, how could they have thought that there are such things as zongzi.

Li He wanted to cry without tears, and ran in the opposite direction with the protection of the professors. Otherwise, he was unlucky. After running, he and the old professor were left. The two entered the tomb, and the old professor was kind-hearted and locked him up. into the coffin.

When Li He lay in the coffin, he was still grateful. He felt that the old professor was simply the reincarnation of a Bodhisattva.But when the whole tomb was quiet, he couldn't help feeling sad again.

He, Li He, is still a virgin, a 28-year-old virgin who hasn't had sex.

Li He was so sad that he wanted to cry. Before he married a wife, he was suffocated to death by the coffin. Even if he died at the mouth of a zombie, he would still be a hero after a hundred years.

If he died in the coffin, the archaeologists who came to see him in the next century would not think that he was the owner of the tomb.

After thinking wildly, Li He touched a piece of jade under the coffin. The jade was in the shape of a ring, and it felt good to the touch.

He tried to pull, and the coffin board opened with a click.

Li He was still thinking about whether he should have a blood test, if it was a portable space or something, he would not be afraid of being suffocated to death.

Just as he was thinking about it, he rolled down with a grunt, just in time to meet a bloody zombie face.

Very good, now he doesn't have to be afraid that no one will find out after his death, now he has even thought about how to die.

The pain was only for a moment, the zombie's teeth entered his skin, and he lost his breath in just a moment, and when he woke up, he was already Li He.